There seem to be tonnes of funny moments that go on in the shoutbox and just get forgotten about, so I used my brain (it hurt!) and figured we should have a topic to post some good moments from the shoutbox in. So yeah... I'll shutup now :)
So basically this is bash.org for out shoutbox? Works for me.
Well... yeah... just so we can remember the good times/have them for those that don't see (for instance RC fucking up Skittlez; which I missed :()
Quote from: Russ Crow on May 02, 2009, 02:19:09 PM
Well... yeah... just so we can remember the good times/have them for those that don't see (for instance RC fucking Skittlez; which I missed :()
fixed :D
You're a twisted, nasty, evil man.
Quote from: Gary on May 02, 2009, 02:21:54 PM
Quote from: Russ Crow on May 02, 2009, 02:19:09 PM
Well... yeah... just so we can remember the good times/have them for those that don't see (for instance RC fucking Skittlez; which I missed :()
fixed :D
I hope you die a painful and horrible death but not before your penis shrivels up and falls off so it looks like you have a vagina and they have to bury you using the name Giselle instead of Guille.
I get the feeling Cindy didn't like that, anyone else think that?
Oh and for the first Shouty quote:
[Today at 09:51:02 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: Ant pop on MSN for a min will you
[Today at 09:58:00 AM] Russ Crow: Ian's charging up his webcam
[Today at 09:58:54 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: webcam isnt big enough
[Today at 09:59:09 AM] Russ Crow: Haircut gets in the way?
[Today at 10:04:09 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: lol
[Today at 10:04:15 AM] * Sir Ian Trumps bows to zing
i love you to Cindy.
Quote from: Rebel Child on May 02, 2009, 02:35:21 PM
Quote from: Gary on May 02, 2009, 02:21:54 PM
Quote from: Russ Crow on May 02, 2009, 02:19:09 PM
Well... yeah... just so we can remember the good times/have them for those that don't see (for instance RC fucking Skittlez; which I missed :()
fixed :D
I hope you die a painful and horrible death but not before your penis shrivels up and falls off so it looks like you have a vagina and they have to bury you using the name Giselle instead of Guille.
Add to this the smile on Georgie's face in her TFWF badge, and you got yourself a sure plan. Look out Gary!
Topic Stickied and Renamed
renamed like Russ!
Actually my name is fairly ok at the moment :)
*grabs Russ's hand and prods Judge*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'll getcha for this Gary! I'll fuckin' getcha!
Something wicked this way comes...
Stevie Swing: The Great Khali is, and I'm being serious Jag, one of my favorite wrestlers
Stevie Swing: Which probably explains a lot about me
Quote from: Smash INC on May 02, 2009, 11:34:54 PM
Something wicked this way comes...
Stevie Swing: The Great Khali is, and I'm being serious Jag, one of my favorite wrestlers
Stevie Swing: Which probably explains a lot about me
I took it very seriously when WWE demanded I worship him.
[Today at 04:37:06 PM] Rebel Child: awww
[Today at 04:37:11 PM] Rebel Child: I know you WANT your penis removed Alex
[Today at 04:37:19 PM] Rebel Child: but do you really have to keep sharing it with the rest of the class?
Damn. There were many in the past that won't get posted here. This should have been done ages ago
The moment Ian won over £700 on a football bet, thanks to a tragically named goalscorer...
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[Today at 15:19:12] Sir Ian Trumps: FUCK YEAH!!!!
[Today at 15:19:16] Sir Ian Trumps: FUCK YEAH!!!!!!
[Today at 15:19:27] Sir Ian Trumps: THE FIRST TIME I HAVE EVER LOVED THE NAME BOYD
[Today at 15:19:32] Sir Ian Trumps: ON THIS SHOUT BOX!!!
[Today at 20:28:39] M.D.Kinky: rk is like church while the eknights is the pub.
And that's why I love MDK!
Peace
Duckman
[Today at 11:15:54 AM] G.I. JUDGE: You play GW?
[Today at 11:15:58 AM] G.I. JUDGE: which version?
[Today at 11:16:00 AM] Rebel Child: used to yea
[Today at 11:16:01 AM] Rebel Child: Uuh
[Today at 11:16:03 AM] Rebel Child: i have all of them
[Today at 11:16:11 AM] G.I. JUDGE: I totally want to play with you.
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I can't stand RPGs...except for Pokemon, myself. But...hey. lol
Quote from: Legion on May 14, 2009, 02:18:22 PM
[Today at 11:15:54 AM] G.I. JUDGE: You play GW?
[Today at 11:15:58 AM] G.I. JUDGE: which version?
[Today at 11:16:00 AM] Rebel Child: used to yea
[Today at 11:16:01 AM] Rebel Child: Uuh
[Today at 11:16:03 AM] Rebel Child: i have all of them
[Today at 11:16:11 AM] G.I. JUDGE: I totally want to play with you.
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I can't stand RPGs...except for Pokemon, myself. But...hey. lol
D'OH!
Here's one I saved just for this thread, it was when I saw a ''DOZER'' sign in the raw crowd, last monday night raw. I found it to be funny.
Quote[Today at 08:15:02 PM] Level-One: Ah, I just saw a ''DOZER'' insert arrow down sign, and it freaked me out...
[Today at 08:15:52 PM] jagilki: what will freak you out big time is when Doozer taps you on the sholder and asks "Is that me?"
[Today at 08:16:17 PM] Level-One: LMFAO!
I know one. Every time I make the joke about "Power Level 9000" Level One shows up...
MDK On Shaving His Head:
[Today at 04:26:22 PM] M.D.Kinky: i look like a belsen escapee
[Today at 04:26:40 PM] M.D.Kinky: or jade goody
[Today at 01:55:29 PM] Duckman: "passed the gravy?" is that some kind of gay thing?
[Today at 01:55:51 PM] Legion: that would be pass the sausage, Sam
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
[Today at 06:17:46 AM] Anty Pants: I'm obsessed with 12 year old boys.
Quote from: Legion on May 14, 2009, 02:18:22 PM
I can't stand RPGs...except for Pokemon
...Suddenly I feel like this guy:
(http://www.clemson.edu/caah/history/FacultyPages/PamMack/lec124/ironeyescody_450.jpg)
Quote from: Russaholic on May 25, 2009, 03:56:53 PM
[Today at 01:55:29 PM] Duckman: "passed the gravy?" is that some kind of gay thing?
[Today at 01:55:51 PM] Legion: that would be pass the sausage, Sam
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
LMAO
[Today at 23:19:31] del ban Russaholic: Did you just compare Cindy to SCOTT STEINER?
[Today at 23:19:44] del ban Rebel Child: Rory's just a closet homosexual i'ts all right
[Today at 23:19:46] del ban Rebel Child: he compares everyone to Steiner
[Today at 23:19:59] del ban Russaholic: Rory <3 Steiner
[Today at 23:23:31] del ban StuntmanChunks.: I do...
[Today at 23:23:44] del ban StuntmanChunks.: Steiner for HOF.... if the ceremony is in my bedroom
[Today at 23:25:37] del ban Russaholic: And the acceptance speech is buried in your colon?
w00p FAME!
[Today at 09:01:41 PM] Marq: Um... what about "the girl?"
[Today at 09:02:15 PM] Russaholic: That's me. Duh.
[Today at 09:02:24 PM] * Russaholic flicks hair
[Today at 09:02:37 PM] Rebel Child: "the girl?" as in the girl full of guys that acts just like one of the guys?
[Today at 09:02:44 PM] Marq: Shoot.
[Today at 09:02:55 PM] Marq: The girl... full of guys?
[Today at 09:02:58 PM] Marq: Cindy, wow.
[Today at 09:03:02 PM] Rebel Child: ....
[Today at 09:03:07 PM] Rebel Child: In the group full of guys
[Today at 09:03:14 PM] Rebel Child: That'd be Skittlez the OTHER way
[Today at 09:03:27 PM] * Marq slowly looks away.
[Today at 09:03:32 PM] Marq: Awk-warrrrrd.
[Today at 09:03:40 PM] * Russaholic joins Marq
[Today at 09:03:45 PM] Rebel Child: Well...
[Today at 09:03:52 PM] Rebel Child: I couldn't even be that, and no ti'd not skittlez...
[Today at 09:03:55 PM] Rebel Child: that'd be Russ and Chunkay
[Today at 09:04:12 PM] Russaholic: I didn't read much of that
[Today at 09:04:25 PM] Russaholic: I'm going to assume you listed me and Rory as the guys you want to be full of
[Today at 09:04:34 PM] Rebel Child: No
[Today at 09:04:41 PM] Russaholic: Damn.
[Today at 09:04:43 PM] Rebel Child: just..no
[Today at 09:05:07 PM] Rebel Child: Forget ONE damn word and it scars you for life
[Today at 09:05:08 PM] Rebel Child: dammit
[Today at 09:05:17 PM] Russaholic: what was that word?
[Today at 09:06:00 PM] Rebel Child: group
[Today at 09:06:15 PM] Russaholic: You want to be full of a GROUP of guys?
[Today at 09:06:30 PM] Rebel Child: NOOOO
[Today at 09:06:31 PM] Rebel Child: GAH!
Meant to say girl in a group full of guys...
But that's what happens when you forget words.
>.< Fuck.
Wait? Have I pulled inadvertantly?
[Today at 08:23:49 AM] del ban Antalicious: If I was going to get sacked I'd make sure I broke some good rules so I'm remembered lol
[Today at 08:24:13 AM] del ban Antalicious: Antoinette - The Beastiality in Work Girl
[Today at 05:17:47 PM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: Where they as misinformed than Murphy at well...life
[Today at 05:17:55 PM] del ban Russaholic: LOL
[Today at 05:18:27 PM] del ban jagilki: carefull.
[Today at 05:18:40 PM] del ban jagilki: don't want to start a Murph Bandwaggon, he may jump on it.
J0k03r Attacks Part One
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[Today at 03:14:44 PM] nepwstaff: Please guys just let me run my fed and prove i can change and that i have changed.
[Today at 03:17:14 PM] jagilki: ....
[Today at 03:17:40 PM] jagilki: Christ... your doing this HERE too?
[Today at 03:18:57 PM] Judge Racist: Care to assplain?
[Today at 03:20:01 PM] jagilki: The constant appologizing, saying he's changed, pleading for forgivness.
[Today at 03:20:23 PM] Judge Racist: Not sure I know who this is
[Today at 03:20:29 PM] Judge Racist: And I think I'll leave it at Judge Racist
[Today at 03:20:32 PM] jagilki: Beyond that... just thinking about it gives me a headache. I'm sure others can explain it better.
[Today at 03:20:34 PM] Judge Racist: Thanks Ian!
[Today at 03:20:55 PM] jagilki: change Ian to Ian Chunks
[Today at 03:21:23 PM] Rebel Child: is this the rock stevens guy?
[Today at 03:21:36 PM] jagilki: yes.
[Today at 03:23:39 PM] nepwstaff: Sorry dude i will be cool if people stop saying bad things about my fed
[Today at 03:24:03 PM] nepwstaff: I like wangs in my butt
[Today at 03:24:20 PM] jagilki: what?
[Today at 03:24:20 PM] jagilki: I have no personal problem with you. You just need to stop saying sorry all the time...
[Today at 03:24:45 PM] jagilki: uhm... how did my second shout post before my first shout?
[Today at 03:24:58 PM] nepwstaff: Okay sorry dude
[Today at 03:25:02 PM] Judge Racist: you type so fast you went to teh future?
[Today at 03:25:05 PM] nepwstaff: Okay i promise dude i mean
[Today at 03:25:48 PM] nepwstaff: I promise to always swallow.
[Today at 03:25:55 PM] jagilki: ANIMAL HOUSE IS ON!
[Today at 03:26:14 PM] nepwstaff: I just want people to stop saying bad things about me and my fed because i am not that bad of a person i swear
[Today at 03:26:35 PM] nepwstaff: Listen other nepwstaff please stop i promise to be good here
[Today at 03:26:47 PM] nepwstaff: I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman. Any woman actually. Still a virgin.
[Today at 03:26:50 PM] jagilki: Aren't you the one who opened a fed... closed it a few hours later, then opened a second fed a few days later?
[Today at 03:27:42 PM] nepwstaff: Yes thats because a friend of mine deleted my site after i gave the password for him to edit it.
[Today at 03:28:04 PM] jagilki: ....
[Today at 03:28:08 PM] jagilki: sorry.
[Today at 03:28:14 PM] jagilki: not making fun of you, but.
[Today at 03:28:19 PM] jagilki: That's NOT a friend.
[Today at 03:29:32 PM] nepwstaff: As he promised to make a new layout for me and then he deleted it. So kut has it wrong on his kut saying i did bad things as another person yeah i was that other person but at the time of those going ons i wasn't even around it was my friend making a bad name for myself. As i let him use my computer when i was gone so thats why the ip address matches.
[Today at 03:30:20 PM] nepwstaff: Thats the truth.
[Today at 03:30:40 PM] nepwstaff: I like pie.
[Today at 03:30:46 PM] nepwstaff: Please stop
[Today at 03:31:16 PM] nepwstaff: I am not liking that and i didn't say i like pie dude so please stop it.
[Today at 03:33:31 PM] nepwstaff: Thank you and please use your own name and not give my name a bad rep as i am trying to build up my rep after my friend pretended to me and got my a bad name.
[Today at 03:34:02 PM] jagilki: my head is dead
[Today at 03:34:13 PM] jagilki: this just made my brain explode.
[Today at 03:34:52 PM] nepwstaff: Okay the one saying i like pie and i promise to shallow and the sexual relations shouts wasn't me.
[Today at 03:34:58 PM] nepwstaff: I already have a bad rep, the only way I can not have one is if I just pull my bottom lip over my head and swallow.. Or go back in time and convince my mother to swallow
[Today at 03:35:13 PM] nepwstaff: Stop that wasn't me
[Today at 03:36:03 PM] Judge Racist: Dude.
[Today at 03:36:09 PM] Judge Racist: You sure someone's not hacking your stuff?
[Today at 03:36:16 PM] Judge Racist: Cause that's coming from your IP.
[Today at 03:36:32 PM] Judge Racist: Maybe a virus or keylogger or something
[Today at 03:36:40 PM] nepwstaff: Maybe they are because o lmpw that is not me saying that.
[Today at 03:36:49 PM] nepwstaff: i know
[Today at 03:37:17 PM] nepwstaff: Whoever hacked my ip address please stop right now
[Today at 03:37:39 PM] nepwstaff: Silly little man. I'm going to steal all your passwords now.
[Today at 03:37:56 PM] nepwstaff: Listen don't dude please stop
[Today at 03:38:21 PM] nepwstaff: What did i do to you?
[Today at 03:38:27 PM] Judge Racist: Honestly...I can't tell what's going on
[Today at 03:38:32 PM] Judge Racist: You got someone on your machine dude.
[Today at 03:38:47 PM] nepwstaff: I must and i don''t like it
[Today at 03:38:56 PM] nepwstaff: So please stop it
[Today at 03:39:08 PM] nepwstaff: And Judge Judy here can't stop me either!
Part 2
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[Today at 03:39:18 PM] Judge Racist: ....
[Today at 03:39:21 PM] Judge Racist: WTF.
[Today at 03:39:26 PM] nepwstaff: Listen stop it as i didn't do anything to you dude.
[Today at 03:39:29 PM] Judge Racist: Ok, dude, your machine is calling ME OUT.
[Today at 03:40:12 PM] nepwstaff: Please and thank you stop pretending to be me dude i didn't do anything to you
[Today at 03:42:08 PM] nepwstaff: I'm not going to stop, you mental midget.
[Today at 03:42:17 PM] nepwstaff: You're going to pay for what you did to me.
[Today at 03:42:49 PM] nepwstaff: What did i do to you dude?
[Today at 03:43:19 PM] jagilki: .....
[Today at 03:43:30 PM] nepwstaff: Thats not me
[Today at 03:43:48 PM] nepwstaff: [Today at 09:42:08 PM] nepwstaff: I'm not going to stop, you mental midget.
[Today at 03:43:48 PM] nepwstaff: Those are not me
[Today at 03:43:48 PM] jagilki: Dude... it looks like J0k0r3 is f'n with you.
[Today at 03:44:21 PM] jagilki: j0k0r3 is a "l33t" hacker. He's a scourge of the net.
[Today at 03:44:22 PM] Judge Racist: Fucking jokore
[Today at 03:44:32 PM] nepwstaff: I don't like that please stop it
[Today at 03:45:10 PM] Judge Racist: Dude, there's only one way to stop this from happening.
[Today at 03:45:14 PM] Judge Racist: Well, two ways.
[Today at 03:45:20 PM] nepwstaff: Which is?
[Today at 03:45:20 PM] Judge Racist: but 1 of them is easy.
[Today at 03:45:25 PM] Judge Racist: Reformat your machine.
[Today at 03:45:36 PM] Judge Racist: You've def got a virus or something onthere
[Today at 03:45:44 PM] Judge Racist: and it's coming from your machine
[Today at 03:45:50 PM] nepwstaff: Okay
[Today at 03:46:25 PM] jagilki: would reformating alone do it though? Maybe he'll need to just buy a brand new hard-drive.
[Today at 03:46:35 PM] Judge Racist: possible
[Today at 03:46:40 PM] Judge Racist: if it's infected the boot sector
[Today at 03:46:48 PM] nepwstaff: I don't know but jokore this isn't funny dude
[Today at 03:47:16 PM] Judge Racist: Probably better get a new harddrive
[Today at 03:47:46 PM] nepwstaff: Yeah but for now i can't do that
[Today at 03:48:06 PM] nepwstaff: Oh this is funny as HELL. You stupid little man. Brandon Rivera.
[Today at 03:48:37 PM] nepwstaff: Listen stop sure i was him dude but stop this now i didn't do anything to you dude.
[Today at 03:48:51 PM] nepwstaff: I know what you did last summer.
[Today at 03:49:14 PM] nepwstaff: I didn't do anything last summer dude
[Today at 03:49:26 PM] jagilki: dude.
[Today at 03:49:36 PM] nepwstaff: Help me dude
[Today at 03:49:40 PM] jagilki: you haven't used your credit cards on your comp lately have you?
[Today at 03:49:47 PM] nepwstaff: No
[Today at 03:49:47 PM] jagilki: He's prolly got all your info.
[Today at 03:50:03 PM] jagilki: He prolly knows all your passwords.
[Today at 03:50:10 PM] Rebel Child: I was about to say that
[Today at 03:50:18 PM] nepwstaff: Thats scary
[Today at 03:50:41 PM] jagilki: You haven't looked at any kinky porn lately have you?
[Today at 03:50:51 PM] nepwstaff: No
[Today at 03:50:57 PM] jagilki: 'cause if you have... so has he.
[Today at 03:51:08 PM] Rebel Child: fap fap fap
[Today at 03:51:27 PM] nepwstaff: Dude, ZooBrazil. 3 nights ago.
[Today at 03:52:07 PM] nepwstaff: and a Donkey Show.
[Today at 03:52:29 PM] jagilki: I hope to god you don't have anything secret on your comp. He knows it.
[Today at 03:53:19 PM] nepwstaff: I don't dude
[Today at 03:53:25 PM] jagilki: I've seen J0K0r3 infest peeps comps before. Another thing he likes to do is find all the MP3s you've downloaded and report you.
[Today at 03:54:12 PM] nepwstaff: Please JOKOr3 stop i want you to stop
[Today at 03:55:02 PM] nepwstaff: Telus has been informed of all the copyright violations.
[Today at 03:55:35 PM] nepwstaff: I didn't do anything dude
[Today at 03:55:55 PM] nepwstaff: CRIA will be contacting you.
[Today at 03:55:57 PM] Rebel Child: Wow Family Matters is on
[Today at 03:56:03 PM] Judge Racist: ooh Family Matters.
[Today at 03:56:26 PM] jagilki: I'm watching Animal House.
[Today at 03:56:27 PM] Rebel Child: I'v enot seen half of these shows in ages
[Today at 03:56:34 PM] Rebel Child: I watched the George Lopez show
[Today at 03:56:35 PM] jagilki: oh crap.
[Today at 03:56:39 PM] Rebel Child: that was NEVER a family sitcom
[Today at 03:56:41 PM] Rebel Child: ever
[Today at 03:56:48 PM] jagilki: what if it's not J0K03r
[Today at 03:56:51 PM] nepwstaff: Listen stop what did i do to you dude
[Today at 03:56:57 PM] jagilki: but d0z3r?
[Today at 03:57:03 PM] nepwstaff: Then i don't know who it is
[Today at 03:57:06 PM] Judge Racist: ZOMG NO WAI
[Today at 03:57:19 PM] Judge Racist: The d0z3r virus is even WORSE.
[Today at 03:57:31 PM] nepwstaff: Listen what do you want me to make you stop dude
[Today at 03:57:36 PM] jagilki: if it's d0z3r, he prolly knows where you live and is outside your house right now.
[Today at 03:57:43 PM] Judge Racist: That dude doesn't just infect computers
[Today at 03:57:50 PM] Judge Racist: he fricking stalks you.
[Today at 03:57:51 PM] Judge Racist: Ask Rebel Child.
[Today at 03:57:58 PM] Judge Racist: She has a restraining order against him.
[Today at 03:58:04 PM] Judge Racist: He showed up on her doorstep one day
[Today at 03:58:27 PM] nepwstaff: Okay but whoever it is please stop now
Part 3
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[Today at 03:58:47 PM] jagilki: He was pretending to be a Mormon Missionary, then started ranting and raving at her about the "sins of e-fedding"
[Today at 03:58:48 PM] Rebel Child: I still have litigations pending on that one, it got so bad, I have to sleep with a shotgun by my bed, and I hate guns
[Today at 03:59:04 PM] nepwstaff: Well I'm bored of this pathetic little game, but let this be a warning to you. DO NOT FED AGAIN.
[Today at 03:59:16 PM] nepwstaff: Just stop
[Today at 03:59:26 PM] nepwstaff: What your doing dude
[Today at 03:59:28 PM] Kenfucius: She's lucky, in Liberia, where I live, restraining orders are illegal
[Today at 03:59:30 PM] nepwstaff: Or this will be the LEAST of your worries.
[Today at 03:59:45 PM] nepwstaff: Just sto[
[Today at 03:59:48 PM] nepwstaff: stop
[Today at 04:00:11 PM] Kenfucius: I'm just lucky to have clean water
[Today at 04:00:19 PM] Judge Racist: Ken fu, you've got that military background right?
[Today at 04:00:26 PM] Rebel Child: hey the Liberians are wesome though Kenny, I mean you get all that special money stuff
[Today at 04:00:47 PM] Kenfucius: You mean monopoly?
[Today at 04:00:54 PM] Kenfucius: GREAT GAME
[Today at 04:01:07 PM] Rebel Child: lol
[Today at 04:01:08 PM] Judge Racist: Alright well I'm going to bed.
[Today at 04:01:15 PM] Judge Racist: don't let this place get hacked.
[Today at 04:01:15 PM] Rebel Child: no no Liberia makes those special commerative kennedy dollars and shit
[Today at 04:01:18 PM] Judge Racist: RC...jag.
[Today at 04:01:21 PM] jagilki: Night Grand Wizard.
[Today at 04:01:24 PM] Rebel Child: yessir
[Today at 04:01:54 PM] Kenfucius: I'll shoot em with my machine guns if they hack us
[Today at 04:02:30 PM] Kenfucius: I stole SAM artillery to trade for food
[Today at 04:03:07 PM] nepwstaff: Can someone delete my NEPW topic here.
[Today at 04:03:12 PM] Kenfucius: No takers though, ecxept for Judge, but I won't give guns to whitey
[Today at 04:04:00 PM] nepwstaff: Okay people
[Today at 04:04:33 PM] jagilki: we can't do that. SMF forums don't let you delete.
[Today at 04:05:12 PM] nepwstaff: Okay dude thanks for telling me.
[Today at 04:05:12 PM] * Kenfucius does a tribal dance
[Today at 04:05:19 PM] Judge Racist: Well they don't let *YOU* delete, Jag.
[Today at 04:05:24 PM] Judge Racist: I can delete just fine
[Today at 04:05:29 PM] Judge Racist: but I'm tired
[Today at 04:05:32 PM] Judge Racist: so I'd do it tomorrow
[Today at 04:05:37 PM] nepwstaff: that's because Judge Judy is a big fat bitch.
[Today at 04:05:40 PM] nepwstaff: Okay thanks dude
[Today at 04:05:44 PM] Judge Racist: WTF
[Today at 04:05:45 PM] Kenfucius: next time it rains in Nigeria, your topic will be cleansed
[Today at 04:05:46 PM] Judge Racist: Dozer!
[Today at 04:05:48 PM] nepwstaff: Stoo using my name
[Today at 04:06:04 PM] nepwstaff: stop using my name
[Today at 04:06:24 PM] nepwstaff: stop using up my air asshole
[Today at 04:07:05 PM] nepwstaff: Stop dude i am a nice guys
[Today at 04:07:19 PM] Kenfucius: guys?
Part 4 (stopping the QUOTE's as it doesn't let me post as much of the convo.
[Today at 04:07:48 PM] Kenfucius: I dunno about that... we don't allow homos
[Today at 04:08:09 PM] Judge Racist: Off to bed now...again
[Today at 04:08:13 PM] jagilki: except Marc. He's got a special place.
[Today at 04:08:20 PM] nepwstaff: yea keep stepping fairy
[Today at 04:08:21 PM] nepwstaff: There i hope he is gone
[Today at 04:08:27 PM] Kenfucius: I'm barely allowed in because I'm African
[Today at 04:08:55 PM] nepwstaff: What the heck is your problem with me dude what did i ever do to you nothing so stop doing things to me
[Today at 04:09:03 PM] Kenfucius: marc IS special
[Today at 04:09:24 PM] jagilki: and cute.
[Today at 04:09:29 PM] Kenfucius: wow, nepw got hacked AND roofied
[Today at 04:09:46 PM] nepwstaff: Yeah
[Today at 04:10:01 PM] Excaligore: ug... what the fuck?
[Today at 04:10:42 PM] nepwstaff: Please just stop bugging me and i will stop bugging you dude if i knew who you were that is.
[Today at 04:10:44 PM] jagilki: nepw got hacked by either j0k03r or d0z3r not sure which one.
[Today at 04:11:51 PM] Allister Black: got hacked by j0k3r and stalked by d0z3r
[Today at 04:12:04 PM] nepwstaff: Thats not good
[Today at 04:12:33 PM] nepwstaff: I think he stoped for now
[Today at 04:12:47 PM] Kenfucius: OMG
[Today at 04:13:17 PM] nepwstaff: Lets hope he stopped for now
[Today at 04:13:26 PM] jagilki: that means he's got all your info.
[Today at 04:13:52 PM] Kenfucius: Watch your asshole nepw, d0z3r is a legend for housebreaking with intent to commit man-rape
[Today at 04:14:14 PM] nepwstaff: Okay dude i will but if your playing on my guys good one
[Today at 04:14:31 PM] nepwstaff: a game on me i mean*
[Today at 04:14:59 PM] Kenfucius: And j0k0r3 is famed for being able to spike your cola with formaldahyde
[Today at 04:15:15 PM] jagilki: shit.
[Today at 04:15:25 PM] jagilki: what if it was s0n1c b0om?
[Today at 04:15:41 PM] Kenfucius: Wow
[Today at 04:15:54 PM] Kenfucius: I thought he was in jail now?
[Today at 04:16:04 PM] Allister Black: They have internet access in jail now
[Today at 04:16:15 PM] Allister Black: thats how they get on the dating sites
[Today at 04:16:31 PM] jagilki: yeah, but didn't boom hack the CIA?
[Today at 04:16:42 PM] Kenfucius: After that whole thing at the embassy, I was sure he got at least a dime
[Today at 04:17:02 PM] nepwstaff: Okay its over.
[Today at 04:17:16 PM] Allister Black: ooo hacking the CIA, his family was told he was in jail, but he's dead in the bottom of a lake somewhere
[Today at 04:17:51 PM] Kenfucius: It's not true
[Today at 04:17:58 PM] nepwstaff: Listen don't delete my fed topic here thank you.
[Today at 04:18:08 PM] Kenfucius: he survived and will start the second American Civil War
[Today at 04:18:36 PM] Kenfucius: And I'll watch from Liberia as the Palinites slaughter the Liberals
[Today at 04:18:51 PM] nepwstaff: I'M BACK You thought you could get rid of me?! Your words can't do anything. Ooooh I'm going to beg.
[Today at 04:19:10 PM] Kenfucius: ...
[Today at 04:19:24 PM] Kenfucius: I think nepw is a Palinite
[Today at 04:19:24 PM] Allister Black: What a douche
[Today at 04:20:06 PM] nepwstaff: I'm not black dude
[Today at 04:20:24 PM] jagilki: you got something against black people?
[Today at 04:20:29 PM] Allister Black: Racist
[Today at 04:20:49 PM] nepwstaff: Listen stop and no i don't have anything against black people.
[Today at 04:21:06 PM] Kenfucius: Look at him, talking big and trying to get judge back on side
[Today at 04:21:07 PM] Allister Black: STOP
[Today at 04:21:09 PM] Allister Black: HAMMERTIME
[Today at 04:21:26 PM] Rebel Child: dun dun dun
[Today at 04:21:33 PM] Kenfucius: I'll have you know I and all my fellow Liberians have been black for a good long time
[Today at 04:21:38 PM] jagilki: I'm begining to thin YOU'RE fucking with us.
[Today at 04:21:51 PM] jagilki: I'm think YOU'RE JUST PRETENDING TO BE HACKED.
[Today at 04:21:57 PM] Kenfucius: And there's nothing wrong with us that a good slave ship won't fix
[Today at 04:22:06 PM] nepwstaff: I am not pretending dude
[Today at 04:22:29 PM] Kenfucius: Faker
[Today at 04:22:30 PM] Cory74: He is not being hacked. It is a long list of crap he spouts on RK, then once caught, now here.
[Today at 04:22:42 PM] Kenfucius: Using being hacked to hide your racism
[Today at 04:22:53 PM] nepwstaff: I am not racist dude
[Today at 04:23:06 PM] Allister Black: Then why do you hate Black People?
[Today at 04:23:11 PM] Kenfucius: You want to enslave my children
[Today at 04:23:14 PM] Kenfucius: I can tell
[Today at 04:23:19 PM] nepwstaff: When did i say i hate black people?
[Today at 04:23:19 PM] Rebel Child: my signature is a little too long
[Today at 04:23:33 PM] Kenfucius: You want me to call you "massah"
[Today at 04:23:37 PM] Allister Black: So your not saying you didnt say it?
[Today at 04:23:53 PM] Cory74: So he is a racist as well as a full of crap?
[Today at 04:24:04 PM] Allister Black: Indeed it's looking that way
[Today at 04:24:13 PM] Cory74: hmmm...
[Today at 04:24:39 PM] nepwstaff: Stop guys you guys are being mean.
[Today at 04:24:41 PM] Rebel Child: Guys what should I get rid of in my signature?
[Today at 04:24:52 PM] Kenfucius: I WON'T MAKE YOU CORNBREAD, BITCH!
[Today at 04:24:52 PM] nepwstaff: What do you guys want me to do?
[Today at 04:25:06 PM] Allister Black: Jump off a clift
[Today at 04:25:11 PM] Allister Black: cliff rather
[Today at 04:25:17 PM] jagilki: IF you're really hacked, you need to turn off your comp and re-format it.
[Today at 04:25:18 PM] Cory74: You lied constantly about what happened at RK.. lied about tons of crap, tried to make it look like I was saying falsehoods, and now I am being mean?
[Today at 04:25:37 PM] Kenfucius: Or jump ON a Cliff
[Today at 04:25:40 PM] nepwstaff: I can't dude i don't have the cd to do that
FINAL (from me)
[Today at 04:25:44 PM] jagilki: IF you're faking it, you just need to fess up.
[Today at 04:25:44 PM] Cory74: He is not being hacked Jaq. You have the logs for this idiot..
[Today at 04:25:59 PM] Cory74: He just knows due to his falsehoods, his fed will not get off the ground
[Today at 04:26:01 PM] Kenfucius: Excaligore is still a virgin, you know
[Today at 04:26:24 PM] nepwstaff: Listen if you want i will close my fed and never e-fed again thats my word dude
[Today at 04:26:25 PM] Allister Black: He's faking it like your everyday street coner whore
[Today at 04:26:30 PM] Excaligore: That's not true!
[Today at 04:26:46 PM] Excaligore: Grr...
[Today at 04:26:47 PM] Cory74: No one cares if you open a fed. Just stop being an idiot about it
[Today at 04:26:49 PM] nepwstaff: I am not faking i really will quit
[Today at 04:26:51 PM] Excaligore: I have many farm animals to keep me company
[Today at 04:26:53 PM] Rebel Child: Okay check out the sig
[Today at 04:26:54 PM] Kenfucius: Oh, did that guy finally get you drunk enough?
[Today at 04:26:55 PM] Rebel Child: is it better?
[Today at 04:27:05 PM] Cory74: Stop lying because you are not impressing anyone and you are being a moron.
[Today at 04:27:17 PM] nepwstaff: How am i lying dude
[Today at 04:27:23 PM] Rebel Child: is my sig better now
[Today at 04:27:24 PM] Rebel Child: ?
[Today at 04:27:24 PM] Kenfucius: I still say he's racist
[Today at 04:27:25 PM] Excaligore: Yes, he was a bit of a pushover, thou... I mean, no, I'm talking about my hot girlfriend
[Today at 04:27:28 PM] Cory74: you lied about everything you claimed.
[Today at 04:27:35 PM] Allister Black: He is he is
[Today at 04:27:43 PM] Allister Black: He hates Asian people
[Today at 04:27:46 PM] nepwstaff: Okay bye guys grow up
[Today at 04:27:47 PM] jagilki: it's find Cindy.
[Today at 04:27:49 PM] Kenfucius: I think he's looking at me with the lynching rope because I don't plant enough sugat
[Today at 04:27:54 PM] Cory74: Thanks Jag, lol
[Today at 04:28:00 PM] nepwstaff: grow a pair and be a man
[Today at 04:28:10 PM] nepwstaff: I am a man dude
[Today at 04:28:14 PM] Cory74: I am. I confronted you right here on these forums.
[Today at 04:28:17 PM] Allister Black: your a puss
[Today at 04:28:26 PM] nepwstaff: Bye guys
[Today at 04:28:28 PM] nepwstaff: sure you are. Begging and shit, you know you've been taken down a peg son
[Today at 04:28:41 PM] Kenfucius: You are va man... who touches children and Cliff
[Today at 04:28:44 PM] Cory74: Fact is, until you smarten up, no fed will fly
[Today at 04:28:46 PM] Allister Black: Is that why your fed has no members?
[Today at 04:28:59 PM] Cory74: Where did you get that layout again?
[Today at 04:29:18 PM] Kenfucius: You tickle choirboy taint
[Today at 04:29:37 PM] Kenfucius: Like all of them racists
OMFG. I went to bed at the wrong time last night... I missed some douchebag owning.
Quote from: jag
[Today at 03:20:55 PM] jagilki: change Ian to Ian Chunks
I think has more originality than that :P
That was quite a night.
[Today at 05:25:21] Judge Racist: Depends on the skin you have
Probably out of context but I lol'd
I lol'd at that too Drae.
This was my favourite bit........
[Today at 03:48:51 PM] nepwstaff: I know what you did last summer.
[Today at 03:49:14 PM] nepwstaff: I didn't do anything last summer dude
Wait... is nepwstaff j0k0re?
No...no...he's not.
Oh good. Just a regular retard then.
[Today at 01:52:32 PM] del ban Antalicious: You know you're bored when you're hoping to lose your feds title in your next match lol
[Today at 01:56:18 PM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: Ant you can imagine me naked to ease your boredom
[Today at 01:56:28 PM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: to levels of sexual excitement you have never experience before
[Today at 01:57:19 PM] del ban Antalicious: I'm in work, my shoes will get wet
too much fun to forget this
Quote[Today at 02:11:56 AM] Chunkay: Ahhh... 10 hours of sleep. just what I needed
[Today at 02:17:17 AM] Russaholic: and for 8 of them I was next to you, just you didn't realise mwahahahah
[Today at 02:18:47 AM] Rebel Child: . . .
[Today at 02:18:51 AM] Rebel Child: Cindy is officially disturbed
[Today at 02:18:52 AM] Rebel Child: (again)
[Today at 02:19:01 AM] Russaholic: It -is- my job.
[Today at 02:19:50 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: If it makes you feel any better Cindy nothing happend with them. I have it on video tape. Russ is very boring in bed
[Today at 02:20:00 AM] Russaholic: Shocked!
[Today at 02:20:09 AM] Russaholic: You promised Dom! You fucking PROMISED!
[Today at 02:20:26 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: You signed the waiver and I need to get paid
[Today at 02:20:41 AM] Russaholic: ... I hate you Sad
[Today at 02:20:44 AM] Russaholic: YOU'RE DUMPED!
[Today at 02:20:51 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: Besides it's only business and business is good
[Today at 02:20:51 AM] * Russaholic slaps Dom
[Today at 02:21:00 AM] Russaholic: You USED me?!
[Today at 02:21:27 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: Not used exploited
[Today at 02:21:41 AM] Rebel Child: i'm still disturbed
[Today at 02:21:42 AM] Russaholic: Was I always just an object to you... Sad
[Today at 02:21:43 AM] Rebel Child: more so now!
[Today at 02:21:47 AM] Rebel Child: ...But hey..Dom....
[Today at 02:21:52 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: yes Cindy
[Today at 02:21:56 AM] Rebel Child: Did anything funny happy?
[Today at 02:22:07 AM] Rebel Child: We could send it into like Jack ass or american funniest home videos or someting....
[Today at 02:22:15 AM] * Russaholic eyes Dom
[Today at 02:22:23 AM] Russaholic: Be very careful what you say...
[Today at 02:22:36 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: Well there was the whole Russ trying to get in to bed and kind of burying his face in Chunks ass
[Today at 02:23:02 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: It was like the Big Show/McMahon thing all over again
[Today at 02:23:13 AM] Russaholic: ...
[Today at 02:23:18 AM] * Russaholic runs off crying
[Today at 02:23:20 AM] Rebel Child: ...I somehow don't think Russ did that on accident
[Today at 02:23:54 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: Well if he had known Chunks hadn't wiped his ass than it would have been an accident
[Today at 02:24:09 AM] Rebel Child: unless he -really- likes co...
[Today at 02:24:15 AM] Rebel Child: Ewww I can't even finish that I just grossed myself out
[Today at 02:24:25 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: lol
[Today at 02:24:38 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: Does that mean I have won
[Today at 02:25:01 AM] Russaholic: Fucking hell Dom
[Today at 02:25:03 AM] Russaholic: Eurgh
[Today at 02:25:12 AM] * Russaholic sicks a little
[Today at 02:26:04 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: If you think that's bad you should see the MDK/Russ vid. It makes the Richard Gere Gerbil fiasco look tame
[Today at 02:28:03 AM] Russaholic: Just shutup now before I die.
[Today at 02:28:43 AM] Draeden Darksky: yeah you'd think a hedgehog would hurt more, it's hard to tell if they're crying in pain or ecstacy
[Today at 02:29:25 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: SO you saw the first few minutes of the video I gather
[Today at 02:29:48 AM] Draeden Darksky: aye, its like the 2girls1cup/finger challenge
[Today at 02:30:07 AM] Draeden Darksky: see how long you can watch without gouging your own eyes out
[Today at 02:30:10 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: did you make it to the blumpkin seen
[Today at 02:30:19 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: *scene
[Today at 02:30:38 AM] Rebel Child: Oh come on!!!
[Today at 02:30:44 AM] Rebel Child: Seriously?!
[Today at 02:30:48 AM] Draeden Darksky: no, i'd had enough by the time they got the hedgehog out and gave it a little wank for it's troubles
[Today at 02:31:13 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: I blame you for that last one Cindy
[Today at 02:31:23 AM] Draeden Darksky: someone on 4chan said they blew it too but i dont believe it
[Today at 02:31:27 AM] Chunkay: Okay. I'm back from cleaning Russ out of my anus. what i miss?
[Today at 02:33:13 AM] Draeden Darksky: cute, back-garden animals and more anus
[Today at 02:33:56 AM] Chunkay: uh huh.
[Today at 02:34:07 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: i think Cindy is throwing up right about now
Wow. Poor kid.
Which one?
That nepw guy
Quote
[Today at 09:44:33 PM] Russaholic: I like me some big'uns
[Today at 09:45:12 PM] Chunkay: Russ is SO ghey.
Why is it just me saying something stupid in a lot of these?
Ditto. because me and you are never off the shoutie.
LET'S GO SAY STUPID STUFF!
[Today at 09:58:09 PM] Legion: That's a fine pussy you got there, Russ.
[Today at 11:51:58 PM] Rebel Child: And Scorpio snorks a hairdryer
[Today at 11:52:11 PM] Rebel Child: I like Whitley because I could use a secondary and not have it be mine!
[Today at 06:42:57 PM] del ban Rebel Child: but i don't want to fap this
[Today at 06:43:06 PM] del ban Rebel Child: I dunno where it's been
Today at 01:43:38 AM] Legion: If it is, I wll f**k him hard.
[Today at 01:43:43 AM] Legion: ...
[Today at 01:43:50 AM] Legion: f**k him UP hard.
[Today at 01:43:54 AM] Legion: ...dammit all.
[Today at 08:08:26 AM] M.D.Khemist: i want my penis to be happy
[Today at 08:08:47 AM] M.D.Khemist: night result up
[Today at 08:08:54 AM] M.D.Khemist: new night phase in place
He's baaaaaaaaaaaack...and still has a good sense of humor.
[Today at 05:42:19 PM] Black Death: hell sucks
[Today at 05:42:54 PM] Black Death: all this fire and know bbq
File under "AlexK wins the Internet":
[Today at 07:26:28 AM] Judge: Disney to acquire Marvel for $4 Billion
[Today at 07:28:24 AM] InsyK: ?
[Today at 07:28:31 AM] Judge: Go see my post
[Today at 07:28:44 AM] InsyK: Finally, Spider-Man meets Darkwing Duck
[Today at 07:28:50 AM] Judge: Finally.
[Today at 07:29:06 AM] Judge: Or more correctly, batman meets darkwings
[Today at 07:29:11 AM] Judge: Darkwing even.
[Today at 07:29:19 AM] Judge: My fanfcition could be made reality!
[Today at 07:29:32 AM] Judge: fuck I can't type today.
[Today at 07:29:59 AM] InsyK: Uh
[Today at 07:30:18 AM] InsyK: Batman is DC, so unless DC was bought out by Marvel...
[Today at 07:30:26 AM] Judge: oh shit
[Today at 07:30:28 AM] Judge: :S
this.
Filed under "Things we never wanted to know about Jag"
[Today at 02:58:05 PM] del ban jagilki: Here you go Hondo... Fap Fap Fap http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/8753/pzbpg.gif
[Today at 02:58:25 PM] del ban Judge: That's going to be the new rick roll, isn't it?
[Today at 02:58:52 PM] del ban jagilki: er
[Today at 02:58:56 PM] del ban jagilki: wrong one... sorry.
[Today at 02:59:13 PM] del ban jagilki: this one. http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/5263/redneckcupholder.jpg
[Today at 03:25:35 PM] del ban JackHondo: now if THAT doesnt personify hot, I dont know what does
[Today at 03:41:42 PM] del ban Rebel Child: So..Jag faps to Gary Busey?
[Today at 03:48:02 PM] del ban KenFu: Shoeist BASTARD: them freckles is sexy.
anybody notice gary busey has breasts in that pic?
There haven't been any for a while! Screw you boring SB people...
[Today at 12:57:55 AM] InsyK: that's why you write that s**t in a notebook. It's how I do my RPs most of the time...
[Today at 12:58:11 AM] Russaholic: Must be one of those pocket notebooks right?
PWND!
I don't get it.
Quote from: Jesse Gunn on September 05, 2009, 08:39:40 PM
I don't get it.
He was making fun of my short RPs, Jesse. Not shown in that quote: when I admitted to using a 5x7 notebook the last few weeks.
Legion got caught swearing.
[Today at 04:18:11 PM] del ban Legion: Your mother's a cooter.
[Today at 04:18:18 PM] del ban Legion: Hey, look at that...
[Today at 04:18:35 PM] del ban Judge Zod: sigged.
Cooter is a cuss?
I have an Uncle where that is his nickname...
Uncle Cooter?
Down in Texas, I had an Uncle Tooter and an Uncle Cooter. Now when I was younger, I didn't realize that this wasn't their real names...
That's a cuss for Legion.
[Today at 01:09:42 PM] Russaholic: SHOW FUCKING 35 YES!!!!
[Today at 10:15:06 PM] Flouzemaker: (And I'm not saying that because I'm a 40 year old virgin)
[Today at 10:15:10 PM] Flouzemaker: (I'm 32.)
Quote from: Cory on October 13, 2009, 12:17:18 AM
[Today at 10:15:06 PM] Flouzemaker: (And I'm not saying that because I'm a 40 year old virgin)
[Today at 10:15:10 PM] Flouzemaker: (I'm 32.)
I thought that one was a doozy. ;D
Jag commenting on the new Black Jack Taco from Taco Bell
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[Today at 01:18:47 PM] del ban Scott Cooper: BLACK Taco.
[Today at 01:19:52 PM] del ban jagilki: Black Taco?
[Today at 01:20:10 PM] del ban Scott Cooper: It's a goofy commercial for Taco Bell these days.
[Today at 01:20:16 PM] del ban jagilki: What are you trying to do?
[Today at 01:21:25 PM] del ban Judge Zod: Quit calling it Black. That's racist.
[Today at 01:21:54 PM] del ban Judge Zod: You should call it the Spanish term for black. Since it's a taco and all.
[Today at 01:21:57 PM] del ban jagilki: African American Taco
[Today at 01:22:05 PM] del ban Scott Cooper: It's short for a Black Pepperjack Taco. Yeah, the taco part is definetly racist. ARRIBA!
[Today at 01:22:07 PM] del ban jagilki: Negro Taco
[Today at 01:22:48 PM] del ban jagilki: no wait.
[Today at 01:22:57 PM] del ban jagilki: it'd be Taco Negro wouldn't it?
...
...
[Today at 01:23:43 PM] del ban Scott Cooper: By this logic... what should I call a BLACK crayon? A NEGRO crayon?
[Today at 01:23:56 PM] del ban jagilki: Are you Tyrell?
When I was in Spain I was somewhat reluctant to ask the African gentleman in the market for the black handbag my girlfriend wanted after he handed me the brown one.
[Today at 03:46:03 PM] Judge Zod: Lesson learned from today: If you accidentally let Dad's Jiffy Pop Popcorn balloon fly away, don't hide in the attic and scare the shit out of the nation. kthx
[Today at 08:54:56 AM] Judge: what kind of gravy?
[Today at 08:55:03 AM] Judge: because if it's like sawmill or milk gravy.
[Today at 08:55:11 AM] Judge: That'd be fucking disgusting.
[Today at 08:55:30 AM] Judge: granted some people practically drink that anyhow on biscuits and such.
[Today at 08:55:47 AM] Judge: real biscuits, not bullshit biscuits from over there.
(http://www.tfwf.net/pictures/et.jpg)
Gently though. Gently.
[Today at 06:55:05 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: LMAO
[Today at 06:55:17 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: Legion's Panda
[Today at 06:55:22 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: has to resort to oral sex
[Today at 06:55:27 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: to get back into peoples sigs
[Today at 06:55:51 AM] del ban Legion: BCW recruitment, by any means necessary
[Today at 06:56:25 AM] del ban Russaholic: That can be everyone's Christmas 2009 signature - AlexK's panda
[Today at 06:56:31 AM] del ban jagilki: E True Hollywood Story: Biggles the Cock Sucking BCW Panda
[Today at 06:56:54 AM] del ban Legion: See? You guys loved the panda after all
[Today at 06:57:08 AM] del ban JackHondo: I'll put the friggin thing on my Christmas Card if someone will make the dang thing
[Today at 06:57:25 AM] del ban Russaholic: I'll have a go
[Today at 06:57:26 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: Nobody loved the Panda...
[Today at 06:57:39 AM] del ban Russaholic: Alex, can you link me to the original?
[Today at 06:57:46 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: thats why it became a cock sucking prostitute panda
[Today at 06:57:47 AM] del ban Legion: ...
[Today at 06:57:56 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: because it couldnt find love
[Today at 06:58:03 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: and was given a daft caption!
[Today at 06:58:14 AM] del ban JackHondo: preach on
[Today at 06:58:20 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: That made no sense with Beach Championship Wrestling
[Today at 06:58:31 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: I mean...you could have used a dolphin!
[Today at 06:58:34 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: a whale!
[Today at 06:58:43 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: even a crab!
[Today at 06:58:47 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: But no........
[Today at 06:58:53 AM] del ban JackHondo: a fat lady eating a donut in a bathing suit
[Today at 06:59:00 AM] del ban JackHondo: also sucking cock
[Today at 06:59:01 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: there you go
[Today at 06:59:11 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: but instead you chose a cock slurping panda
[Today at 06:59:15 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: in a car
[Today at 06:59:15 AM] del ban Triple B: I vaguey remember a panda....
[Today at 06:59:20 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: with the phrase
[Today at 06:59:26 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: I would rather be BCWing
[Today at 06:59:26 AM] del ban Triple B: There was a column in The VWF years ago with Pandas....
[Today at 06:59:28 AM] del ban jagilki: http://www.caption-this.com/zamboni.jpg
[Today at 06:59:34 AM] del ban Draeden Darksky: what the fuck
[Today at 06:59:44 AM] del ban Draeden Darksky: what cock sucking panda?
[Today at 06:59:50 AM] del ban Legion: Thank you, Jag
[Today at 06:59:50 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: theres the little cock sucker!
[Today at 06:59:55 AM] del ban JackHondo: holy shit! its the cock sucking panda!!!
[Today at 07:00:04 AM] del ban Russaholic: AlexK
[Today at 07:00:07 AM] del ban Legion: I can't remember my old username for Photobucket, but that's the pic I used for it
[Today at 07:00:08 AM] del ban Triple B: http://thevwf.net/Slam/pictures/panda.jpg
[Today at 07:00:17 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: i wonder if he will promote something bizzare and unrelated
[Today at 07:00:19 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: ?
[Today at 07:00:24 AM] del ban JackHondo: if you look closely, you can see the dripping jisum at the corners of its mouth
[Today at 07:00:26 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: The panda that is
[Today at 07:00:43 AM] del ban Sally: jack...that was gross
[Today at 07:00:51 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: I'd rather have Blue Cross Health Insurance?
[Today at 07:00:51 AM] del ban JackHondo: thanks sal
[Today at 07:01:07 AM] del ban Legion: This makes me want to open a fed again.
[Today at 07:01:15 AM] del ban * Legion waits for the crowd heat
[Today at 07:01:17 AM] del ban Russaholic: I'd rather be on the Alan Titchmarsh Show
[Today at 07:01:18 AM] del ban JackHondo: a fed in which everyone sucks penis?
[Today at 07:01:29 AM] del ban jagilki: What I find real weird.
[Today at 07:01:30 AM] del ban JackHondo: they already havede one of those
[Today at 07:01:33 AM] del ban JackHondo: its called CWC
[Today at 07:01:39 AM] del ban JackHondo: *have
[Today at 07:01:43 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: Why dont you reopen BCW
[Today at 07:01:46 AM] del ban jagilki: the SECOND result for "Panda on a Zamboni" in google image.... http://lonestarbears.com/noahsclassifieds/pictures/listings/277.jpg
[Today at 07:01:46 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: and have a lion riding a unicycle
[Today at 07:01:50 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: and him saying
[Today at 07:01:56 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: I would rather be BCWING
[Today at 07:02:16 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: And look what you did to TANK!
[Today at 07:02:26 AM] del ban Draeden Darksky: i have a picture of a zebra chicken with a cheese toastie somewhere
[Today at 07:02:29 AM] del ban Triple B: I still like my idea of a gimmick in which you do your opponent's RP.
[Today at 07:02:33 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: he got super fat
[Today at 07:02:39 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: and got a pink mohawk
[Today at 07:02:40 AM] del ban Draeden Darksky: aha
[Today at 07:02:40 AM] del ban Draeden Darksky: http://finickypenguin.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/pic_unrelated_zebra.jpg
[Today at 07:02:52 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: because of that cock sucking panda!
[Today at 07:02:55 AM] del ban Sally: i thought that was Ian??
[Today at 07:03:14 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: Shut up Sally
[Today at 07:03:17 AM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: You hag!
[Today at 07:03:22 AM] del ban JackHondo: pwned
[Today at 07:03:34 AM] del ban Sally: hairy pwned...lol
[Today at 07:03:40 AM] del ban JackHondo: niiiice
[Today at 07:04:01 AM] del ban Draeden Darksky: lol
[Today at 05:02:08 PM] del ban jagilki: Dead Shoutie is Dead
[Today at 05:04:57 PM] del ban Fail Gunn Fails: undead even
[Today at 05:30:02 PM] del ban Triple B: BRAINS!
[Today at 06:01:16 PM] del ban jagilki: not around here.
>:(
[Today at 09:27:42 AM] del ban OldSchool: What if I want to LARP as a LARP?
[Today at 09:27:47 AM] del ban OldSchool: Is there a market for that?
[Today at 09:28:01 AM] del ban Rebel Child: I think my brian just exploded
[Today at 09:28:03 AM] del ban Rebel Child: *brain
[Today at 09:28:05 AM] del ban OldSchool: lol
[Today at 09:29:53 AM] del ban JackHondo: stop exploding Brian with your mind!!!
[Today at 09:30:07 AM] del ban Triple B: Or your hands
[Today at 09:30:24 AM] del ban JackHondo: niiice
[Today at 09:30:29 AM] del ban OldSchool: :O
[Today at 09:30:32 AM] del ban Triple B: That's what she said
[Today at 09:30:33 AM] del ban JackHondo: *fist bump*
[Today at 09:30:33 AM] del ban Flouzemaker: Eew.
[Today at 09:30:39 AM] del ban Triple B: THATS HOW YOU DO IT ALEX!
[Today at 09:30:50 AM] del ban JackHondo: pwned
[Today at 09:31:19 AM] del ban OldSchool: lmfao yes
Exploding Rebel's brain since about an hour ago :P
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[Today at 06:55:31 PM] jagilki: Legiouns actually a 29 year old tattoed skin head from Bama.
[Today at 06:55:43 PM] jagilki: Legions*
[Today at 07:00:16 PM] Legion: Dammit Jag
[Today at 07:00:22 PM] Legion: Feel the slap and move along
[Today at 07:04:44 PM] JackHondo: Legion said a dirty word! Legion said a dirty word! Legion said a dirty word!
[Today at 07:05:12 PM] JackHondo: LEGION SAID A DIRTY WORD! LEGION SAID A DIRTY WORD! LEGION SAID A DIRTY WORD!
[Today at 07:06:53 PM] * jagilki points at Legion
[Today at 07:07:07 PM] jagilki: Shame, Shame Shame. Shun the rotten bastar..... oops
[Today at 07:10:43 PM] Judge: Sig that so he can never live it down
[Today at 07:11:48 PM] jagilki: somebody take a screen cap.
[Today at 07:13:19 PM] JackHondo: Taken.
[Today at 07:13:26 PM] JackHondo: Uploading now
[Today at 07:15:57 PM] Legion: I'll upload your face
[Today at 07:16:49 PM] JackHondo: http://s223.photobucket.com/albums/dd258/whiteboy1815/?action=view¤t=LegionCurse.jpg
[Today at 07:18:22 PM] JackHondo: Aaaaan sigged,
[Today at 07:00:39 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: Stoner if you bought a new mouse mat...
[Today at 07:00:52 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: you could use it to place your mouse on
[Today at 07:00:58 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: whilst searchin for a NEW BONG
[Today at 07:01:02 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: on the internet
[Today at 07:01:03 AM] Stoner: !
[Today at 07:01:11 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: the two are cosmically linked
[Today at 07:01:28 AM] Stoner: I wonder if I can get a bong with hte initials efk on the side...
[Today at 07:01:38 AM] Stoner: I'd post pictures of that bitch
[Today at 07:02:33 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: I think its plausible
[Today at 07:02:53 AM] Stoner: http://www.wongbong.com/CustomGallery.aspx
[Today at 07:02:54 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: But would it have this kick ass logo like your mousemat would have...
[Today at 07:03:38 AM] Stoner: name / initials (3-D letters floating in marble)
[Today at 07:04:38 AM] Stoner: "We welcome all photo, graphic, and handrawn sketches for idea and design submissions."
[Today at 07:04:57 AM] Stoner: I think I can get mahself an efk bong guys!
[Today at 07:05:23 AM] Stoner: I feel like that guy on Pinepple Express as they were about to raid the chick's house
[Today at 07:05:42 AM] Stoner: I NEED AN hWo BONG!
[Today at 07:05:50 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: http://www.tfwf.net/pictures/knightsmat.jpg
[Today at 07:06:13 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: That should be on the side of your bong
[Today at 07:06:38 AM] Stoner: That would be righteous
[Today at 07:06:45 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: I mean I guess hWo is ok...
[Today at 07:07:00 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: but that bitching image is the wave of the future
[Today at 07:07:09 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: and also what is going to be on the protype mousemat
[Today at 07:07:22 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: I paid for today and has already been despatched to my place
[Today at 07:07:33 AM] Stoner: Matching bong and mousepad...
[Today at 07:07:56 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: Hey some people go for shoes and socks
[Today at 07:07:58 AM] Stoner: It'd be like Dexters Lab meets Half Baked
[Today at 07:08:03 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: bong and mousepad...maybe not done before
[Today at 07:08:09 AM] Sir Ian Trumps: trend setter
[Today at 07:10:38 AM] JackHondo: wait... hWo is ok?Huh??
[Today at 07:10:44 AM] JackHondo: Whaaaatt??
[Today at 07:10:45 AM] Stoner: hWo!!!
[Today at 07:10:53 AM] JackHondo: Thats the greatest compliment we've ever gotten!
I've always been a fan of the "Drunk Shout". It's an art form all its own.
Quote[Today at 02:17:16 AM] Vito "The Goon" Monkeyface: YAE!!!!!
[Today at 02:17:29 AM] Vito "The Goon" Monkeyface: DONT NOEJ OF U SONS OF BITHES TRY TO BE HEROES
[Today at 02:18:26 AM] Vito "The Goon" Monkeyface: LEMME FYB IUYT
[Today at 02:18:30 AM] Vito "The Goon" Monkeyface: FYN OUT
[Today at 02:29:31 AM] Vito "The Goon" Monkeyface: PARDON ME...WHILE I BURRRRST...INTOOOOOOO--OOO FLAMES
[Today at 03:28:26 AM] Black Death: vito is fucked up
[Today at 05:56:43 AM] Draeden Darksky: ...wat
[Today at 06:21:12 AM] Josh: I think the cheese has definately fallen off of his cracker.
[Today at 06:29:04 AM] Russaholic: Vito... making Cliff look sane since 2009.
[Today at 06:33:58 AM] Josh: lol
[Today at 06:37:10 AM] Draeden Darksky: if you say so
Quote[Today at 09:34:05 AM] jagilki: "1. A great fed and the VWF "
[Today at 09:34:12 AM] jagilki: LOL!!!!
[Today at 09:43:25 AM] Timbo: that was a good read
[Today at 09:46:27 AM] jagilki: I'd actually pay to see the Ian Monks Childrens show Special.
[Today at 09:58:21 AM] Timbo: i'd pay to see your mom swallow 16 bananas
[Today at 10:03:08 AM] jagilki: I'd pay to see you have to sit throgh a Limp Bizkit concert.
[Today at 10:14:00 AM] Timbo: oh god!
[Today at 10:15:30 AM] jagilki: Then afterwords, William Shattner reads Twilight.
[Today at 10:15:56 AM] Timbo: LOL
[Today at 10:16:27 AM] Timbo: that would be hell
[Today at 10:18:47 AM] jagilki: and Aarong Roberts whispers the intercracies or sending word files.
[Today at 10:18:58 AM] jagilki: aaron*
Quote[Today at 07:06:26 PM] del ban jagilki: I'm tired of hating myself. I'm tired of looking into the mirror and thinking how fucking easy it would be to just put a bullet in my brain!â€
[Today at 07:06:42 PM] del ban jagilki: what the fuck man? Just what the fuck? I was actually considering posting that shit?
[Today at 07:07:57 PM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: I am just glad that wasnt the opening line for your run for the 2012 Republican Party Nomination
[Today at 07:11:20 PM] del ban Russaholic: Jesse's Girl: I'd vote for Jag as president
[Today at 07:11:31 PM] del ban Russaholic: Jesse's Girl: well... if I was elligible to vote...
[Today at 07:13:02 PM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: Women have the right to vote now Russ
[Today at 07:13:11 PM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: You've come a long way
[Today at 12:55:58 PM] del ban Russaholic: Jesse's Girl: urgh...
[Today at 12:56:10 PM] del ban Russaholic: Jesse's Girl: still no more unis answering my app!
[Today at 12:56:13 PM] del ban Russaholic: Jesse's Girl: Lazy bastards...
[Today at 12:57:01 PM] del ban Judge: They're probably having problems verifying your home as "Transsexual, Transylvania"
[Today at 12:57:33 PM] del ban Duckman: you didn't include those nude 8x10 pics did you Russ?
[Today at 12:57:35 PM] del ban Legion: They're not sure what to make of how you answered "Gender"
[Today at 12:57:43 PM] del ban Russaholic: Jesse's Girl: Thanks guys...
[Today at 12:57:51 PM] del ban Russaholic: Jesse's Girl: That's a HUGE testemant to how I post, isn't it
[Today at 12:58:21 PM] del ban Russaholic: Jesse's Girl: I should post straight more
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[January 14, 2010, 08:21:18 PM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: Kut is claiming that Sunday thing infected his PC
[January 14, 2010, 08:21:36 PM] del ban jagilki: I saw.
[January 14, 2010, 08:21:46 PM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: Didnt do anything to mine
[January 14, 2010, 08:21:50 PM] del ban jagilki: IF it was only Kut I'd think something else, but Blade as well.
[January 14, 2010, 08:21:52 PM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: did it to yours Jag?
[January 14, 2010, 08:21:56 PM] del ban jagilki: no.
[January 14, 2010, 08:22:09 PM] del ban jagilki: but I suspect Kut uses I.E. and that may of fucked him over.
[January 14, 2010, 08:22:18 PM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: I use IE
[January 14, 2010, 08:22:24 PM] del ban jagilki: oh.
[January 14, 2010, 08:22:27 PM] del ban jagilki: well then shit.
[January 14, 2010, 08:22:29 PM] del ban jagilki: I don't know.
[January 14, 2010, 08:24:05 PM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: Maybe it killed his Wii
[January 14, 2010, 08:24:18 PM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: and Mario started giving Luigi a handjob
[January 14, 2010, 08:25:06 PM] del ban jagilki: LOL! Judge stole my RK sig.... kinda.
[January 14, 2010, 08:28:27 PM] del ban Duckman: who infected what now?
[January 14, 2010, 08:31:29 PM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: RK has claimed I infected his PC with a VWF link prank
[January 14, 2010, 08:32:07 PM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: which wasnt intentional
[January 14, 2010, 08:32:14 PM] del ban Sir Ian Trumps: However infecting his wife with the clap was...
[Today at 02:28:11 PM] JDM: what is everyone up to Smiley
[Today at 03:20:21 PM] Sally: 5'8 for me... but I stopped growing years ago
Wow Sally made a funny
Quote[Today at 08:03:36 AM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: I havent read your mind recently
[Today at 08:04:13 AM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: How bout 'Colesaw' Josh Duggan
[Today at 08:04:37 AM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: or 'Cocksore'
[Today at 08:06:56 AM] X JDM X: *Oh shit, I hope ian didn't read my mind when I pictured him naked... oh shit, hope hes not reading thiss.... oh fuck*
[Today at 08:08:46 AM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: ...
[Today at 08:09:20 AM] X JDM X: what?
[Today at 08:09:28 AM] X JDM X: *oh god!*
[Today at 08:12:36 AM] Hollywood Hondo: And the award for Creepiest Moment Ever goes to....
[Today at 08:12:46 AM] Hollywood Hondo: JDM and his dirty, dirty mind.
:D
Regards,
JDM
LAME.
So lame that it's...COOL?
You're trying too hard, kid.
It's still more over than Kill Crazy.
On his mum breaking her arm:
[Today at 07:31:22 PM] X-Quack: Russ, i told her as long as she learns to iron with one hand she can stay
[Today at 06:28:13 PM] Excallicliff: glue smells pretty though
[Today at 06:31:22 PM] Excallicliff: Like your mother, Alex, except pretty
[Today at 06:31:45 PM] Excallicliff: They both make me sick, though
[Today at 06:32:58 PM] Excallicliff: Glue makes me happy sick. The other makes me itchy sick.
Ouch...not the coolest thing I have read today.
[February 12, 2010, 11:54:04 PM] X-Quack: alright i'm fucking drunk people
[February 12, 2010, 11:55:39 PM] Capt. Josh Underpants: nice
[February 12, 2010, 11:55:48 PM] Capt. Josh Underpants: How drunk are they?
[February 12, 2010, 11:55:50 PM] Chill Krazy: I'm not
[February 12, 2010, 11:55:55 PM] X-Quack: what uip jhosh ster
[February 12, 2010, 11:56:04 PM] Capt. Josh Underpants: Cause if they too drunk it's called rape?
[February 12, 2010, 11:56:10 PM] X-Quack: KILL CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[February 12, 2010, 11:56:23 PM] Chill Krazy: I almost never get to talk to drunk people on here
[February 12, 2010, 11:56:26 PM] X-Quack: you know what, fuck them all man, your over r
[February 12, 2010, 11:56:46 PM] Chill Krazy: DUCKKKKKKKKKK MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
[February 12, 2010, 11:56:49 PM] Chill Krazy: Thanks
[February 12, 2010, 11:57:08 PM] X-Quack: totally mante, fucking hell been out since 4
[February 12, 2010, 11:57:35 PM] Chill Krazy: sweet, aren't those daytime drinking sessions the best?
[February 12, 2010, 11:57:36 PM] X-Quack: no food since, must hmake sanwiand smoke this joint
[February 12, 2010, 11:58:54 PM] X-Quack: this shoutbosx needs tits
[February 12, 2010, 11:59:12 PM] Chill Krazy: OI LEGION. Sam said he wants tits
[Today at 12:00:25 AM] X-Quack: TITS o tell thee
[Today at 12:00:48 AM] X-Quack: i'm getting out of here
[Today at 12:00:54 AM] X-Quack: this scene is oldd m,man
[Today at 12:01:13 AM] X-Quack: we're going rock forever and ever andeever and ever
[Today at 12:01:26 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: I want Tits
[Today at 12:11:27 AM] CM Fnord: I've seen your picture. You already have them...
[Today at 12:12:27 AM] Russaholic: Hey look, X-Quack's drunk
[Today at 12:12:37 AM] Russaholic: I shall adopt the Ryssa guise and seduce him...
[Today at 12:13:14 AM] Ryssa: Why hello there, X-Quack...
[Today at 12:15:53 AM] Black Death: lol
[Today at 12:16:25 AM] Guillito: somone save the duckman drunk convo and put in the memorable chat section!
[Today at 12:16:45 AM] X-Quack: russ
[Today at 12:16:54 AM] X-Quack: we are not making one night in ryssa
[Today at 12:17:14 AM] X-Quack: your clit may be huge but that doesn't mean we need to do it
[Today at 12:17:21 AM] Guillito: lol
[Today at 12:17:46 AM] Black Death: lol
[Today at 12:18:19 AM] X-Quack: good godd im' steamin
[Today at 12:18:26 AM] X-Quack: bed time poeple
[Today at 12:19:03 AM] X-Quack: nighty nitght to u all its been a opleasure
[Today at 12:19:09 AM] Black Death: you steam like willie beam, later sam
[Today at 12:22:47 AM] Ryssa: Fucksake... I just got lubed up as well! Damn Sam...
[Today at 12:22:56 AM] Guillito: lol
[Today at 12:01:26 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: I want Tits
[Today at 12:11:27 AM] CM Fnord: I've seen your picture. You already have them...
That in itself is quote-worthy I think... Partly because Fnord is NEVER funny.
Wow, Fnord made a funny. I felt the world skip on its axis.
[Today at 06:24:02 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: You're welcome. lol
[Today at 06:24:08 PM] Hillman: ^ is the man
you knew he going to save the quote that praises him
:D
File under "Morning After Regret":
[Today at 10:53:34 PM] A. Jag. Styles: jus your mfucking dick isth to fucktrin small to fuckrelk piss ya fogaar
[Today at 10:54:03 PM] Black Death: jag ..fuck up
[Today at 10:54:26 PM] A. Jag. Styles: furnek spelling ir'b e got a fgoed damenr fever.
[Today at 10:54:27 PM] Black Death: and mad at jus
[Today at 10:54:48 PM] A. Jag. Styles: ithingl I'm ntoenf be signe
[Today at 10:54:54 PM] A. Jag. Styles: sickr
[Today at 10:55:03 PM] A. Jag. Styles: sickr
[Today at 10:55:09 PM] A. Jag. Styles: s
[Today at 10:55:11 PM] A. Jag. Styles: i
[Today at 10:55:15 PM] A. Jag. Styles: c
[Today at 10:55:17 PM] A. Jag. Styles: k
[Today at 10:55:33 PM] A. Jag. Styles: why can'te I tyep sicre
[Today at 10:55:48 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: ...are you high?
[Today at 10:55:52 PM] A. Jag. Styles: that workdek don'te want be tyeped
[Today at 10:56:14 PM] A. Jag. Styles: ive gowe a fever and the roeoem is spining'
[Today at 10:56:30 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: Is it a fever in your pants?
[Today at 10:57:11 PM] Black Death: jag take somne meds get some rest man
[Today at 10:57:13 PM] A. Jag. Styles: why donteur reachin and find outel
[Today at 10:57:37 PM] A. Jag. Styles: yoeu rther mre computer man fix my paants
[Today at 10:57:44 PM] Black Death: lol...well you still can cut someone down
[Today at 10:58:47 PM] A. Jag. Styles: owlwe
[Today at 10:58:58 PM] A. Jag. Styles: eletern john says jeseues was gaye
[Today at 10:59:11 PM] A. Jag. Styles: owl
[Today at 11:00:14 PM] A. Jag. Styles: and fye, it's not that I"m stueid ir anty thing it's that my fingers wotne'er fuckignw orek righte
[Today at 11:00:45 PM] A. Jag. Styles: i have firfe fingers.
[Today at 11:00:55 PM] A. Jag. Styles: hello lil mingers.
[Today at 11:01:03 PM] A. Jag. Styles: lol
[Today at 11:01:17 PM] A. Jag. Styles: have your over looked at rue fingersa
[Today at 11:02:00 PM] A. Jag. Styles: When the fhuck Did Tieger Wooda become MARCK!
[Today at 11:03:19 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: Go to bed, Jag
[Today at 11:03:22 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: lol
[Today at 11:04:31 PM] A. Jag. Styles: I hope mrck and the leslationolips peopel parady tiger wodss press congerence.
[Today at 11:09:48 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: Oh, dear
[Today at 11:10:08 PM] A. Jag. Styles: shut upe and eat your bookacke
[Today at 11:10:23 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: that reminds me, him and James are comin to my hometown on 3/21 for a charity show
[Today at 11:10:26 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: I can't wait
[Today at 11:10:32 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: What the f**k
[Today at 11:10:38 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: Get the f**k out, Jog
[Today at 11:11:01 PM] A. Jag. Styles: /mer pets alesx hair... awe babby.. don' cry I didn't meane it babby now make me a smammich.
[Today at 11:11:17 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: ...
[Today at 11:11:21 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: Go to bed
[Today at 11:11:37 PM] A. Jag. Styles: your bed or meine
[Today at 11:12:54 PM] A. Jag. Styles: hoe the fuck linlg is tinger woods gona blab alba bla about how he fuckeds some horwse and ist fucking sorry
[Today at 11:14:13 PM] A. Jag. Styles: how the fuvke did I end up wathcing epic movie. Bringe back tieger wooesa and his sorry ass.
[Today at 11:14:27 PM] Black Death: lol...alex save this please , jag you needs rest man ...or maybe some of my brownies
[Today at 11:14:56 PM] Black Death: yes golf needs tiger ... only reason to watch ...
[Today at 11:16:06 PM] A. Jag. Styles: tiger putting his don't in one is afurcking prono
[Today at 11:16:20 PM] Black Death: you jag , you bastion of manlness need sleep or sex that owrk to
[Today at 11:16:29 PM] A. Jag. Styles: his peneiw is hanging a lil to the rignr bill
[Today at 11:16:53 PM] Black Death: how you know how that man penis is hanging
[Today at 11:17:11 PM] A. Jag. Styles: hes storking the shafte... look that hot bolond caddy is pollishing his hasft.
Best parts of that "im not stupid but my fingers wont work" and the Tiger Woods/Marc comparison.
LMAO
[Today at 11:10:08 PM] A. Jag. Styles: shut upe and eat your bookacke
[Today at 12:02:51 AM] CM Fnord: I'm confused.
Well, that's all the time, not just in the shoutbox at that moment!
[Today at 12:10:07 AM] Russaholic: March 21st deadline
[Today at 12:10:11 AM] Speedy: Deadline is the 21st, if I recall rightly.
[Today at 12:10:25 AM] CM Fnord: March 10th?
[Today at 12:20:23 AM] CM Fnord: I'm just going to have to win the TFWF Battle Royal to prove myself!
[Today at 12:20:32 AM] Ash Bombay: lmao
[Today at 12:20:37 AM] Russaholic: fuck... that was major harsh... I'm so sorry fnord!
[Today at 12:21:18 AM] CM Fnord: Too late. You are not looking at the NEXT TFWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
[Today at 12:22:37 AM] CM Fnord: Ian is the big boss there, yeah?
[Today at 12:22:40 AM] A. Jag. Styles: It's a Royal Rumble....
[Today at 12:22:47 AM] Russaholic: No, Ian's a roster member
[Today at 12:22:51 AM] CM Fnord: Oh...
[Today at 12:22:54 AM] Russaholic: Legion runs TFWF
[Today at 12:22:54 AM] CM Fnord: who runs the show?
[Today at 12:22:59 AM] Church Dogg AlexK: Your mum
[Today at 12:23:01 AM] Russaholic: Legion does
[Today at 12:23:03 AM] Russaholic: AlexK here
[Today at 12:23:06 AM] A. Jag. Styles: Gary runs TFWF
[Today at 12:23:11 AM] CM Fnord: How come Ian said I could join.
[Today at 12:23:11 AM] CM Fnord: ?
[Today at 12:23:15 AM] Church Dogg AlexK: he's a liar
[Today at 12:23:18 AM] CM Fnord: If Gary ran TFWF, I'd bow out right now!
[Today at 12:23:19 AM] Russaholic: Because Ian thinks he's the boss
[Today at 12:23:20 AM] Church Dogg AlexK: and a thief
[Today at 12:23:27 AM] Cindtino Marella: Come on now...
[Today at 12:23:30 AM] Russaholic: Ian's got one of those... complexes
[Today at 12:23:36 AM] Church Dogg AlexK: Those penis complexes
[Today at 12:23:37 AM] CM Fnord: No, seriously.
[Today at 12:23:38 AM] Cindtino Marella: Kind of like Russ
[Today at 12:23:39 AM] Russaholic: He thinks he can run shit
[Today at 12:23:45 AM] A. Jag. Styles: Triple B actually really runs TFWF
[Today at 12:23:52 AM] CM Fnord: Triple B can't run EVERYTHING!
[Today at 12:23:55 AM] Speedy: He thinks that because he does a podcast, he's in charge of the fed.
[Today at 12:23:55 AM] CM Fnord: Who runs TFWF?!
... ... ... ...
[Today at 12:28:43 AM] CM Fnord: HA!
[Today at 12:28:47 AM] CM Fnord: It IS IAN!
[Today at 12:29:05 AM] Russaholic: ... give that man a biscuit
[Today at 01:54:45 AM] Kill Saney: It's pretty effin massive though lol, probably take up a lot of my sig
[Today at 01:55:02 AM] Gary: ill lower the size
[Today at 01:55:09 AM] Gary: just wanted to get your apporval
Dude, way to take something out of context.
It is massive though.
LOL
[Today at 12:49:04 PM] Emma: I'm staying in BD
o.O
LOL
[Today at 04:40:00 PM] Donnovan Midas: Nah... I think I enjoy having your homosexual comments on my sig
[Today at 04:40:08 PM] Gary: ok
[Today at 04:40:17 PM] Donnovan Midas: Make me feel good inside
Just for those who missed it
Quote from: Capt. Josh Underpants on March 01, 2010, 03:51:16 PM
[Today at 12:49:04 PM] Emma: I'm staying in BD
Not natural. Not right.
I know but she must now forever be reminded of it
[Today at 05:03:33 PM] Lemke: http:// w/ww.youtube.com/v/8uuskDRBVPg
[Today at 05:03:44 PM] Lemke: damn i put the break in the wrong spot
[Today at 05:03:46 PM] Lemke: 1
[Today at 05:03:49 PM] Lemke: 2
[Today at 05:03:57 PM] Lemke: http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=8uuskDRBVPg
[Today at 05:04:05 PM] Lemke: wtch tht gary
[Today at 05:04:14 PM] Lemke: /clear
[Today at 05:04:20 PM] Lemke: yeah that doesnt work for browns
[Today at 05:05:06 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: LOL
This is what you get when you leave me and Ian alone
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Today at 10:26:10] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: are you the dude from the real hustle?
[Today at 10:26:20] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: and how the cold food had a mortifingy effect on my family
[Today at 10:26:21] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: and duckman is the fat scottish one
[Today at 10:26:35] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: and russ is the woman?
[Today at 10:26:42] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: hang on i just got to sell something
[Today at 10:26:44] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: brb
[Today at 10:27:59] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: kk
[Today at 10:29:20] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: wohoo
[Today at 10:30:02] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: sell?
[Today at 10:30:31] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: Yes I am just going to work it out now...
[Today at 10:31:22] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: MDK
[Today at 10:31:31] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: You wanna be my little add up girl for a second
[Today at 10:31:55] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: go for it
[Today at 10:31:57] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: 28.84
[Today at 10:32:20] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: 395.55
[Today at 10:32:37] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: 424.39
[Today at 10:32:38] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: 78.41
[Today at 10:32:59] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: 29.71
[Today at 10:33:14] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: 502.80
[Today at 10:33:17] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: 10.44
[Today at 10:33:30] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: 542.95
[Today at 10:33:35] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: 13.74
[Today at 10:33:51] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: 556.69
[Today at 10:34:00] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: 117.50
[Today at 10:34:11] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: 674.19
[Today at 10:34:18] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: 105.75
[Today at 10:34:30] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: 779.94
[Today at 10:34:37] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: 150.15
[Today at 10:34:48] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: 930.09
[Today at 10:34:56] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: 41.20
[Today at 10:35:06] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: 971.29
[Today at 10:35:13] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: 1635.57
[Today at 10:35:30] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: 2606.86
[Today at 10:35:36] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: 1274.62
[Today at 10:35:59] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: 3881.48
[Today at 10:36:13] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: 1004.87
[Today at 10:36:28] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: 4886.35
[Today at 10:37:13] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: 2354.68
[Today at 10:37:35] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: 7241.03
[Today at 10:37:41] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: and...
[Today at 10:37:50] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: 7826.89
[Today at 10:37:54] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: the big one at the end
[Today at 10:38:12] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: 15067.92
[Today at 10:38:19] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: NICE!
[Today at 10:38:27] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: Thats me done for the day then
[Today at 10:38:34] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: woohoo
[Today at 10:38:41] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: you clear the shouty?
[Today at 10:38:44] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: Where did all the history go
[Today at 10:38:46] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: No...
[Today at 10:38:54] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: Judge probably did because he was jealous
[Today at 10:38:56] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: or being gay
[Today at 10:38:59] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: one of the two
[Today at 10:39:14] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: both
[Today at 10:39:19] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: its in the history
[Today at 10:39:25] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: He is the jealous gay type
[Today at 10:39:35] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: hard gay
[Today at 10:39:46] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: Yes
[Today at 10:39:51] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: i remeber that time he ripped gary wide open
[Today at 10:40:00] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: also beats up other gays for being not gay enough
[Today at 10:40:10] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: left it looking like a yawning labrador
[Today at 10:40:13] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: then rimjobs them to let them know...he has a sensitive side
[Today at 10:40:22] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: and black gays...
[Today at 10:40:34] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: dont even get started on the black gays
[Today at 10:40:48] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: his reinacting of the civil rights movement
[Today at 10:40:52] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: i know he just abuses mexican gays
[Today at 10:40:55] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: with an alternative ending where white america
[Today at 10:41:00] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: fucks martin luther king
[Today at 10:41:03] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: uses that fist to fight more than power
[Today at 10:41:04] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: and malcom x in the butt
[Today at 10:41:15] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: was not met with open arms in the black gay community
[Today at 10:41:37] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: so glad black death is not here
[Today at 10:42:05] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: He was hurt to be honest MDK
[Today at 10:42:15] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: he really wanted to play the role of Rosa Parks
[Today at 10:42:25] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: but after he found out Judge was going to have him spread open
[Today at 10:42:27] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: rofl
[Today at 10:42:30] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: on the deck of a bus
[Today at 10:42:45] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: i smell a theme for an rp
[Today at 10:43:02] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: while he pounded him with his version of 'the hose'
[Today at 10:43:12] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: Black Death held up a delicate gloved hand
[Today at 10:43:15] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: and said no thank you
[Today at 10:43:22] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: i will take my seat at the back of the bus
[Today at 10:43:26] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: civil right fist
[Today at 10:43:30] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: civil left fist
[Today at 10:43:52] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: Thats why RK will never join here
[Today at 10:43:57] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: then judge wanted to produce that movie
[Today at 10:44:02] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: Judge would jump his black ass in a heart beat
[Today at 10:44:12] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: mandela: the prison years
[Today at 10:44:21] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: starring Judge
[Today at 10:44:24] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: as a surly guard
[Today at 10:44:30] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: ri still cant believe rk is black
[Today at 10:44:39] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: as the night
[Today at 10:45:05] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: as black as the ace of spades
[Today at 10:45:06] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: He kind of looks like BD
[Today at 10:45:11] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: shocking
[Today at 10:45:18] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: But sort of a medium sized fries version
[Today at 10:45:58] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: to be honest
[Today at 10:46:03] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: people have seen beneath the tin foil
[Today at 10:46:07] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: we should have quoted this entire conversation
[Today at 10:46:10] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: lol
[Today at 10:46:25] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: from the highs of the finale figure of a mornings phone call for work...
[Today at 10:46:33] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: to the lows of judge's civil rights sex games
[Today at 10:46:34] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: under the foil with roughkut
[Today at 10:46:59] M.D.K. aka Little Miss Sunbright: i'm gonna put this in the shoutbox highlights
[Today at 02:25:25 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: The Chris Champion RP is quite possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen.
[Today at 02:25:35 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: It's remotivated me to get on this X RP
[Today at 02:25:53 PM] Black Death: love his visual aides
[Today at 02:26:14 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: and his witty one-liners in bold
[Today at 02:26:18 PM] Black Death: he droping the sixtten bars ... damn I am old
[Today at 02:26:42 PM] Black Death: sixteen bars
[Today at 02:26:58 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: I never thought I'd see the day someone "rapped" in an RP
[Today at 02:27:18 PM] AC Thunder Liger: I've tried it before, with little to no success haha
[Today at 02:28:06 PM] Black Death: lol it can be done , hey you try before alex
[Today at 02:28:23 PM] Black Death: was the whole rp rap alex
[Today at 02:28:29 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: ?
[Today at 02:28:53 PM] Black Death: i thought rettop had a raping promo
[Today at 02:28:55 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: I know I did a snippet in a Rettop RP once, is that what you meant?
[Today at 02:28:59 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: ...
[Today at 02:29:02 PM] Black Death: yeah
[Today at 02:29:13 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: I think EVERYONE is sigging that, BD
...Oh dear. :D
You wouldn't want to be on rettop's bad list.
[Today at 03:29:15 PM] Black Death: bbb replacment had to step down
[Today at 03:29:41 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: Rick
[Today at 03:29:42 PM] Black Death: gary i think i am not geting all the facts
[Today at 03:29:46 PM] Black Death: Rick
[Today at 03:30:04 PM] Lemke: Rick
[Today at 03:30:23 PM] Gary: Rick?
[Today at 03:30:27 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: Rick!
Quote[Today at 11:02:10 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: Alex was there some sort of reason why there was a 30 dollar situtation between you and Marc?
[Today at 11:02:19 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: Do you have to pay for his autograph?
[Today at 11:02:47 PM] Black Death: he pay for the right to talk to him
[Today at 11:02:58 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: or was it hush money...
[Today at 11:03:02 PM] Russaholic: Marc pretended he was god and the fee to heaven was $30
[Today at 11:03:09 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: did Alex turn up with a load of whores
[Today at 11:03:15 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: and didnt want to lose his image
[Today at 11:03:16 PM] Russaholic: LMAO
[Today at 11:03:20 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: so he paid Marc for his silence
[Today at 11:03:25 PM] Russaholic: "I'm a good church boy!"
[Today at 11:03:32 PM] Black Death: hey alex a pimp
[Today at 11:03:42 PM] Russaholic: Maybe he's paying Marc to write him some DYKs
[Today at 11:04:06 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: There is a story yet to be uncovered there...
[Today at 11:04:32 PM] Gary: ian sent u a pm
[Today at 11:04:56 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: Alex to Marc: I'll give you 30 dollars...for one night with James
[Today at 11:05:13 PM] Russaholic: LMAO
[Today at 11:05:52 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: Legecent Proposal
[Today at 11:05:55 PM] Black Death: lmao
[Today at 11:06:03 PM] Russaholic: Alex went quiet
[Today at 11:06:18 PM] Russaholic: maybe he's transferring money as hushdonations to EFK, TFWF and Experts
[Today at 11:06:30 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: Marc: Money cant buy you love Mr. Kahrs...
[Today at 11:06:51 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: Alex: Oh, but it can buy you a Chinese takeaway...Mr. Abrigo
[Today at 11:07:12 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: Marc: He's not chinese!
[Today at 11:07:19 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: Alex: I don't care for your tone...
[Today at 11:07:22 PM] Kill Crazy: Martin O'Neill looks like Randall from Recess
[Today at 11:07:40 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: Marc: and I not for yours! The deal is off!
[Today at 11:08:01 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: Alex: 30 dollars can buy you at least one microphone...
[Today at 11:08:20 PM] Russaholic: Thing is, it's actually a mafia deal
[Today at 11:08:22 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: MARC PAUSES...HE LOOKS TO JAMES WHO CANT BELIEVE MARC IS CONTEMPLATING THIS
Quote
[Today at 11:08:25 PM] Russaholic: so Alex's men gun down Marc
[Today at 11:08:37 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: Marc: You say one night...no strings attached
[Today at 11:08:47 PM] Black Death: lol
[Today at 11:08:51 PM] Russaholic: *sigh*, Ian's on one of his stories again
[Today at 11:08:56 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: Alex: The only strings will be the ones in my private puppet show Mr. Abrigo
[Today at 11:09:04 PM] Black Death: it fucking great
[Today at 11:09:04 PM] Russaholic: I love it when Ian gets really into fake stories
[Today at 11:09:08 PM] Russaholic: and goes on for AGES
[Today at 11:09:08 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: Marc: And what of this puppet show!
[Today at 11:09:14 PM] Russaholic: without realising anyone else has posted
[Today at 11:09:39 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: Alex: 30 dollars means...I dont have to tell you.
[Today at 11:09:46 PM] Russaholic: Ian sucks
[Today at 11:10:08 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: Marc: No dice Alex! How do I know you wont have James here as one of your puppets...pulling his strings for your own sexual pleasure.
[Today at 11:10:09 PM] Russaholic: Let's see how may 'Ian Sucks's I can get in before he notices...
[Today at 11:10:13 PM] Russaholic: Ian sucks
[Today at 11:10:16 PM] Russaholic: Ian sucks
[Today at 11:10:18 PM] Russaholic: Ian sucks
[Today at 11:10:21 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: Alex: I can assure you Mr. Abrigo...my Johnson has never left my pants
[Today at 11:10:21 PM] Russaholic: Ian sucks
[Today at 11:10:25 PM] Russaholic: Ian sucks
[Today at 11:10:28 PM] Russaholic: Ian sucks
[Today at 11:10:30 PM] Russaholic: Ian sucks
[Today at 11:10:32 PM] Russaholic: Ian sucks
[Today at 11:10:53 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: Alex: and wont be for the duration of this..."night of entertainment" between me and James...30 dollars my final offer
[Today at 11:10:57 PM] Speedy: You're going to get spam flood controlled in a sexcond.
[Today at 11:10:59 PM] Russaholic: Ian sucks
[Today at 11:11:02 PM] Russaholic: Ian sucks
[Today at 11:11:09 PM] Russaholic: hence why I'm pausing Speedizle
[Today at 11:11:10 PM] Russaholic: Ian sucks
[Today at 11:11:19 PM] Speedy: ...That is an awesome typo.
[Today at 11:11:21 PM] Russaholic: Ian sucks
[Today at 11:11:31 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: MARC LOOKS AROUND UNCOMFORTABLE AS ALEX LAYS 3 CRISP TEN DOLLAR BILLS ON THE TABLE NEXT TO HIS COPY OF THE BIBLE. MARC GRABS THEM LIKE A COMMON WHORE AND PUSHES JAMES TOWARDS ALEX
[Today at 11:11:45 PM] Speedy: It's the measure of how long Russ lasts in bed.
[Today at 11:11:50 PM] Speedy: ...Or so I've heard.
[Today at 11:11:51 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: Marc: One night...bring him back in one piece...
[Today at 11:11:53 PM] Ash Bombay: so the live draft results up??
[Today at 11:11:59 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: Just one problem, Ian.
[Today at 11:12:06 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: It was 40.
[Today at 11:12:09 PM] Russaholic: Ian sucks
[Today at 11:12:10 PM] Russaholic: Ian sucks
[Today at 11:12:12 PM] Russaholic: Ian sucks
[Today at 11:12:14 PM] Russaholic: Ian sucks
[Today at 11:12:16 PM] Russaholic: Ian sucks
[Today at 11:12:19 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: Alex: 30 dollars promises nothing...I have my rainbow coloured church bus outside waiting to wisk us away, goodbye Mr. Abrigo
[Today at 11:12:22 PM] Russaholic: I'm doing the card now Bombababababay
[Today at 11:12:24 PM] Russaholic: Ian sucks
[Today at 11:12:25 PM] Russaholic: Ian sucks
[Today at 11:12:27 PM] Russaholic: Ian sucks
[Today at 11:12:45 PM] Russaholic: Ian sucks
[Today at 11:12:46 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: ALEX LEAVES FORCING JAMES OUT THE DOOR AS MARC CONTEMPLATES WHAT THE HELL HE HAS SOLD HIS FRIEND FOR
[Today at 11:12:49 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: THE END
[Today at 11:12:53 PM] Russaholic: Ian sucks
[Today at 11:12:56 PM] Russaholic: shit he'll notice now
[Today at 11:12:58 PM] Ash Bombay: oh. so no real live draft for teams then?
[Today at 11:12:59 PM] Russaholic: ALEX DID IT
Quote[Today at 11:13:06 PM] Russaholic: I did the draft 3 hours ago mate
[Today at 11:13:06 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: It was 40 dollars?
[Today at 11:13:11 PM] Russaholic: 3 and a half in fact
[Today at 11:13:12 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: Hmmm I smell a sequel
[Today at 11:13:17 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: That's what she said
[Today at 11:13:18 PM] Russaholic: oh he hasn't
[Today at 11:13:19 PM] Russaholic: Ian sucks
[Today at 11:13:21 PM] Russaholic: Ian sucks
[Today at 11:13:22 PM] Russaholic: Ian sucks
[Today at 11:13:30 PM] Russaholic: I should stop pushing my luck
[Today at 11:13:31 PM] Black Death: lol
[Today at 11:13:35 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: Ian may suck, but Russ swallows
[Today at 11:13:39 PM] Kill Crazy: Who the fuck keeps smiting me
[Today at 11:13:45 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: LEGECENT PROPOSAL 2: Thats why she said
[Today at 11:13:46 PM] Kill Crazy: Honestly... Don't push me
[Today at 11:13:47 PM] Russaholic: Society.
[Today at 11:13:53 PM] Black Death: lol
[Today at 11:13:56 PM] Kill Crazy: Russ it was you!
[Today at 11:13:58 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: Not making an insult, just stating the obvious
[Today at 11:13:59 PM] Kill Crazy: You batty!
[Today at 11:14:02 PM] Russaholic: IT WASN'T!
[Today at 11:14:07 PM] Russaholic: I was too busy saying Ian sucked
[Today at 11:14:14 PM] Russaholic: and trying to work out when he'd notice
[Today at 11:14:19 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: Wishful thinking, Russ?
[Today at 11:14:21 PM] Russaholic: he probably has and is just no-selling me
[Today at 11:14:50 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: Russ is a dick
[Today at 11:14:53 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: Russ is a dick
[Today at 11:14:58 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: Someone remind me to unblock Russ later from my shoutbox viewing
[Today at 11:15:13 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: kcid a si ssuR
[Today at 11:15:15 PM] 'The Lame' Ian Est Credible: I might forget and he might need to IM me
[Today at 11:15:17 PM] Russaholic: .... fuck sake
In three parts cause my browser broke when I tried to post the whole thing.
[Today at 11:17:58 PM] Church Dogg AlexK: Shut the fuck up, KC
LOL
I don't know which part is funnier....Alex actually pwning someone, or Alex saying the F word.
Only doing this cause I know it will annoy Judge
[Today at 10:04:20 PM] Capt. Josh Underpants: I have to change my name in honor of Gary
[Today at 10:04:47 PM] "The All American Mexican" Capt. Josh Underpants: I think I now have the longest name
[Today at 10:06:26 PM] "The All-Puerto Rican Puerto Rican" Gary: ..
[Today at 10:07:14 PM] "The All American Mexican" Capt. Josh Underpants: Don't be sad Gary one day Puerto Rico will be a state
[Today at 10:08:17 PM] "The Golden Boy of the CWC, The NA Champ" Rick Rampage: What
[Today at 10:08:31 PM] "The All American Mexican" Capt. Josh Underpants: Fuck You RICK FUCK YOU WITH A GLASS BOTTLE
[Today at 10:08:40 PM] "The Golden Boy of the CWC, The NA Champ" Rick Rampage: lmao
[Today at 10:08:47 PM] "The Golden Boy of the CWC, The NA Champ" Rick Rampage: I had to man, just had to
[Today at 10:08:49 PM] "The All American Mexican" Capt. Josh Underpants: Gary lets kick this White Boy's ass
[Today at 10:08:55 PM] * "The All American Mexican" Capt. Josh Underpants shanks Rick
[Today at 10:08:59 PM] "The All-Puerto Rican Puerto Rican" Gary Gandalf: do I win?
[Today at 10:09:08 PM] "The All-Puerto Rican Puerto Rican" Gary Gandalf: fuck by 1 letter
[Today at 10:09:11 PM] "The All-Puerto Rican Puerto Rican" Gary Gandalf: fucking mexicans
[Today at 10:09:13 PM] "The All American Mexican" Capt. Josh Underpants: No I still have more characters
[Today at 10:09:21 PM] "The Golden Boy of the CWC, The NA Champ" Rick Rampage: Ouh, no, why, stop it
[Today at 10:09:52 PM] "The All American Mexican American" Capt. Josh Underpants: Now I win
[Today at 10:09:58 PM] "The All American Mexican American" Capt. Josh Underpants: dammit I tied Rick
[Today at 10:10:28 PM] "The Golden Boy of the CWC, The NA Champ" Rick Rampage: nope, mine's still just a little bigger, by like a couple millimeters
[Today at 10:10:32 PM] "The All American Mexican American" Captain Josh Underpants: Ok now I win
[Today at 10:10:38 PM] "The All-Puerto Rican Puerto Rican" Gary Gandalf: judge is gonna hate us
[Today at 10:10:55 PM] "The All American Mexican American" Captain Josh Underpants: He already hates us for being Brown
[Today at 10:11:04 PM] "The All-Puerto Rican Puerto Rican" Gary Gandalf: good point
[Today at 10:11:15 PM] Black Death: damn ...you need to cut back on those names lol
[Today at 10:11:19 PM] "The All American Mexican American" Captain Josh Underpants: Why?
[Today at 10:11:26 PM] "The Golden Boy of the CWC, The NA Champion" Rick Rampage: What
[Today at 10:11:30 PM] "The All American Mexican American" Captain Josh Underpants: Do you not like seeing more name than post
[Today at 10:11:46 PM] "The Golden Boy of the CWC, The NA Champion" Rick Rampage: I win again
[Today at 10:12:50 PM] "The Golden Boy of the CWC, The NA Champion" Rick Rampage: Josh Underpants went to go see if he could beat me
[Today at 10:13:08 PM] "The All American Mexican American" Captain Josh Underpants!: I maxed out the letters
[Today at 10:13:15 PM] "The Golden Boy of the CWC, The NA Champion" Rick Rampage: lmao
[Today at 10:13:35 PM] "The Golden Boy of the CWC, The NA Champion" Rick Rampage: That means I'm the winner
[Today at 10:13:45 PM] "The Golden Boy of the CWC, The NA Champion" Rick Rampage: by a millimeter
[Today at 10:13:50 PM] "The All Mexican Mexican American" Captain Joshua Underpants: Maybe not
[Today at 10:13:53 PM] "The All Mexican Mexican American" Captain Joshua Underpants: I win
[Today at 10:14:13 PM] "The All Mexican Mexican American" Captain Joshua Underpants: Mines Bigger
[Today at 10:14:13 PM] "The Golden Boy of the CWC, The NA Champion" Rick Rampage: that's a tie
[Today at 10:14:22 PM] "The All Mexican Mexican American" Captain Joshua Underpants: nope I got the milimeter win
[Today at 10:14:37 PM] "The Golden Boy of the CWC, The NA Champion" Rick Rampage: alright, I guess I got to do it then
[Today at 10:15:24 PM] "The Golden Boy of the CWC, The NA Champion" Rick Rampage!!!: What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Today at 10:15:52 PM] "The All Mexican Mexican American" Captain Joshua Underpants: fuck you I will win this
[Today at 10:16:13 PM] "The Golden Boy of the CWC, The NA Champion" Rick Rampage!!!: lmao
[Today at 10:16:22 PM] "MMMMMMr Mexican Mexican American" Captain Joshua Underpants: what now
[Today at 10:16:55 PM] "MMMMMMr Mexican Mexican American" Captain Joshua Underpants: I'm really glad Judge ain't here
[Today at 10:17:01 PM] "The Golden Boy of the CWC, The NA Champion" Rick Rampage!!!: Alright, brb
[Today at 10:18:08 PM] "The Golden Boy of the CWC" MMMMMMMRRRRRRRR. Rick Rampage!!!: What
[Today at 10:18:58 PM] CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCaptain Josh Underpants: You got nothing
[Today at 10:19:26 PM] "The Golden Boy of the CWC" MMMMMMMRRRRRRRR. Rick Rampage!!!: alright,
[Today at 10:19:29 PM] CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCaptain Josh Underpants: I had WWE's Matt Morgan do that
[Today at 10:20:04 PM] RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRick Rampage!!!: Okay
[Today at 10:20:32 PM] RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRick Rampage!!!: What
[Today at 10:20:43 PM] CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCaptain Josh: I never lose
[Today at 10:21:11 PM] Black Death: guys both your dicks are big ...ok lol relax
[Today at 10:21:26 PM] RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRick Rampage: Alright
[Today at 10:21:41 PM] RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRick Rampage: What Now Josh
[Today at 10:22:14 PM] CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAPTAIN JOSH: What
[Today at 10:22:29 PM] RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRick Rampage: really dude
[Today at 10:22:40 PM] CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAPTAIN JOSH: Whatever it takes
[Today at 10:23:02 PM] RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICK RAMPAGE: What
[Today at 10:23:48 PM] RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICK RAMPAGE: dude, I've fucked up the boards
[Today at 10:23:58 PM] RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICK RAMPAGE: That's how big my name is
[Today at 10:24:14 PM] Big Sexy T-Bone: You guys are tools
[Today at 10:24:31 PM] Capt. Josh Underpants: I don't know what you're talking about that was all Rick
[Today at 10:24:51 PM] RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICK RAMPAGE: lmao
[Today at 10:25:09 PM] Big Sexy T-Bone: Rick, you must enjoy these cock showing contests huh? Can't wait to whip it out for the nearest guy?
[Today at 10:25:37 PM] Capt. Josh Underpants: I don't need to whip it out, I just where shorts with High socks to tuck it in like a real Cholo
[Today at 10:25:49 PM] Capt. Josh Underpants: *Wear shorts
[Today at 10:25:55 PM] "CWC North American Champion" Rick Rampage: what are you talking about T-Bone
[Today at 10:26:13 PM] "CWC North American Champion" Rick Rampage: na na na na
[Today at 10:26:18 PM] "CWC North American Champion" Rick Rampage: na na na na
[Today at 10:26:22 PM] "CWC North American Champion" Rick Rampage: HEY HEY HEY
[Today at 10:26:27 PM] "CWC North American Champion" Rick Rampage: GOODBye
[Today at 10:26:33 PM] "CWC North American Champion" Rick Rampage: na na na na
[Today at 10:26:38 PM] "CWC North American Champion" Rick Rampage: na na na na
[Today at 10:26:39 PM] Capt. Josh Underpants: Who are you singing to?
[Today at 10:26:42 PM] "CWC North American Champion" Rick Rampage: HEY HEY HEY
[Today at 10:26:46 PM] "CWC North American Champion" Rick Rampage: GOODBYE
[Today at 10:26:55 PM] "CWC North American Champion" Rick Rampage: I am singing to the really long names
[Today at 10:26:58 PM] Capt. Josh Underpants: lol
[Today at 10:27:09 PM] Capt. Josh Underpants: Ur name is still long as fuck
[Today at 10:27:10 PM] "CWC North American Champion" Rick Rampage: You know, so judge doesn't kill me when he gets back
we need a like button on this forum.
Quote[Today at 09:13:11 PM] RickRampage: I love how they managed to keep Orton the same sadistic douche he's always been, and get people to cheer him
[Today at 09:15:40 PM] jagilki: oh god.
[Today at 09:15:57 PM] jagilki: I just saw somebody suggest "SRS Mizness" for Miz/Jericho
[Today at 09:16:15 PM] Sally Twistybolt: and speaking of god(ess)... HI
[Today at 09:22:35 PM] jagilki: Batista's face speaks for me. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/14341730/bryanvsbatista/RAW_884_Photo_021.jpg
[Today at 09:34:27 PM] jagilki: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PuId2ooD550/S5YjBmweEqI/AAAAAAAAAUA/_cSVus7dXrc/s400/tiger+beat+jerry.JPG
[Today at 09:35:14 PM] jagilki: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PuId2ooD550/S4oHb1c7UNI/AAAAAAAAASY/uXnHQIY4mY0/s1600-h/wrestler+larry+legend.JPG
[Today at 09:37:58 PM] jagilki: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PuId2ooD550/S34d3W0uz-I/AAAAAAAAAO8/Mfa3wDVk4_Q/s1600-h/wrestling+84+birds.JPG
[Today at 09:38:15 PM] jagilki: I think Hondage would get a kick out of those if he was around.
[Today at 09:41:58 PM] Lemke: HAHAHA those are brilliant
[Today at 09:52:55 PM] jagilki: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PuId2ooD550/S3hICy6MyLI/AAAAAAAAAJs/9KUYRlbz3tM/s1600-h/PWI+sheik+and+richter.JPG
[Today at 09:53:39 PM] jagilki: Alex, Homework!
[Today at 09:56:29 PM] AlexK Bueller: Holy s**t, I didn't even get to say anything this time
Quote[Today at 10:15:05 PM] Gary: thank god next week i will finally get rid of my crappy "puerto rican internet"
[Today at 10:15:18 PM] Tim-Æ: done
[Today at 10:15:33 PM] Gary: thanks dude
[Today at 10:15:37 PM] jagilki: You're leaving the Island?
[Today at 10:15:38 PM] Gary: ill give you my feedback
[Today at 10:15:42 PM] Gary: no
[Today at 10:15:45 PM] Gary: im getting an upgrade
[Today at 10:15:49 PM] Gary: why leave paradise?
[Today at 10:16:16 PM] Allister Black: I'd say she was ugly but then the Nick police would be after me
[Today at 10:16:18 PM] RickRampage: lol
[Today at 10:16:31 PM] jagilki: but it's still PR net
[Today at 10:17:14 PM] RickRampage: yeah, but it's not retarded Spic PR Net, just regular Spic PR Net
[Today at 10:17:20 PM] * RickRampage wait for a shanking
[Today at 10:17:31 PM] * Capt. Josh Underpants Shoots Rick
[Today at 10:17:42 PM] RickRampage: damnit
[Today at 10:18:35 PM] RickRampage: you know I love you Josh
[Today at 10:19:13 PM] Tim-Æ: eww
[Today at 10:19:14 PM] Tim-Æ: gayz
[Today at 10:19:21 PM] Capt. Josh Underpants: So Rick is Gay and Racist?
[Today at 10:19:39 PM] RickRampage: lol, who knew, a Gay Skinhead
[Today at 10:19:39 PM] Tim-Æ: he's a graycist!
[Today at 10:19:56 PM] jagilki: gray?
I lol'd at the Freebird one because it's true.
Quote
[Today at 09:09:20 PM] Russaholic: I know something else that's small...
[Today at 09:11:44 PM] E. Il Ehksahlijoruh: flies?
[Today at 09:11:49 PM] Fnord: my brain
We have drilled him to perfection.
[Today at 07:56:30 PM] Lemke: whats rong with fnord?
[Today at 07:56:37 PM] Lemke: is he getting a database error?
[Today at 07:56:41 PM] JackHondo: what ISNT wrong with Fnord?
[Today at 07:56:45 PM] jagilki: In his brain.
[Today at 07:56:45 PM] Russaholic: fine then
[Today at 07:56:47 PM] Kill Crazy: Wnhats rnight wnith Fnord?
[Today at 07:56:58 PM] Lemke: Russ are you getting a database error
[Today at 07:57:00 PM] Russaholic: Mr. Sallands
[Today at 07:57:04 PM] Lemke: I didnt get a database error
[Today at 07:57:07 PM] Russaholic: I'm not getting a database error
[Today at 07:57:09 PM] Kill Crazy: Sallands? Whats that
[Today at 07:57:15 PM] Lemke: should i be getting a database error?
[Today at 07:57:17 PM] jagilki: Database error? Where?
[Today at 07:57:22 PM] Russaholic: Another region in the Netherlands
[Today at 07:57:26 PM] Lemke: jag do you have a database error
[Today at 07:57:30 PM] Lemke: what about rob?
[Today at 07:57:32 PM] Russaholic: I'm giving you an EFK pseudonym
[Today at 07:57:33 PM] Lemke: database error?
[Today at 07:57:33 PM] Kill Crazy: Ask the EKnights
[Today at 07:57:38 PM] JackHondo: Richard Pryor once had a Freebase error
[Today at 07:57:43 PM] Russaholic: He's getting a dnatabase error
[Today at 07:57:44 PM] jagilki: No I don't have a database error. can I has a database Error?
[Today at 07:57:50 PM] Lemke: should i ask the eknights about database errors
[Today at 07:57:58 PM] Russaholic: What's a database error?
[Today at 07:58:07 PM] Russaholic: Does Ian have a database error?
[Today at 07:58:07 PM] Lemke: its an error
[Today at 07:58:08 PM] Lemke: in the database
[Today at 07:58:10 PM] Kill Crazy: Database Error
[Today at 07:58:13 PM] Russaholic: did Ian make the database error?
[Today at 07:58:13 PM] Lemke: the techinically term for it
[Today at 07:58:16 PM] Lemke: is database error
[Today at 07:58:17 PM] JackHondo: take database error
[Today at 07:58:25 PM] Sally Twistybolt: and speaking of database error... HI
[Today at 07:58:27 PM] jagilki: Maybe fnord knows what a Database Error is.
[Today at 07:58:37 PM] Russaholic: SALLY!!!!
[Today at 07:58:44 PM] Russaholic: Do you have a database error?
[Today at 07:58:46 PM] Kill Crazy: what is Database Error?
[Today at 07:58:48 PM] Lemke: john calapari's SAT scores are a database error
[Today at 07:58:52 PM] Sally Twistybolt: In the pixelated flesh...
[Today at 07:59:01 PM] Fnord: Please try again. If you come back to this error screen, report the error to an administrator.
[Today at 07:59:06 PM] JackHondo: theyre good enough to get into college aint they?
[Today at 07:59:09 PM] jagilki: Where is this Database Error?
[Today at 07:59:11 PM] Kill Crazy: What is Jeopardy?
[Today at 07:59:17 PM] Fnord: CWC
[Today at 07:59:18 PM] Russaholic: An administrator?
[Today at 07:59:22 PM] Russaholic: Is Ian the administrator?
[Today at 07:59:23 PM] Fnord: Please try again. If you come back to this error screen, report the error to an administrator.
[Today at 07:59:25 PM] Russaholic: Should we ask Ian?
[Today at 07:59:26 PM] Sally Twistybolt: it's called "BANNING" Fnord... not database error...lol
[Today at 07:59:32 PM] JackHondo: Rorre Esabatad
[Today at 07:59:38 PM] jagilki: Who's Ian?
[Today at 07:59:40 PM] Russaholic: Oh my, this is gold.
[Today at 07:59:42 PM] Ash Bombay: I was just on CWC. It said Fnord has no penis on it
[Today at 07:59:43 PM] Russaholic: I <3 you EFK
[Today at 07:59:44 PM] jagilki: Is Ian an Admin?
[Today at 07:59:56 PM] JackHondo: All your database error are belong to us
[Today at 07:59:57 PM] Kill Crazy: Fnord has no penis on CWC?
[Today at 08:00:02 PM] Kill Crazy: Is that an error in the database?
[Today at 08:00:03 PM] Fnord: Please try again. If you come back to this error screen, report the error to an administrator.
... all off the back of Fnord asking if anyone else got a database error on cwc.
[Today at 08:19:08 PM] jagilki: I miss Withrow.
[Today at 08:19:29 PM] jagilki: He was an ass.
[Today at 08:19:43 PM] jagilki: but a cool kind of ass.
[Today at 08:19:45 PM] JackHondo: yes...but what a fine ass.
[Today at 08:19:46 PM] jagilki: ......
[Today at 08:19:51 PM] JackHondo: um...I mean....um....
[Today at 08:19:54 PM] jagilki: that's going to get mis-quoted.
[Today at 08:20:21 PM] Kill Crazy: Anyways............
[Today at 10:46:13 PM] Fnord: I don't want them to surgicalize my wisdom tooth out tomorrow.
[Today at 10:46:13 PM] Fnord: Sad
[Today at 10:47:44 PM] Ash Bombay: why can't you get surgery on your fingers so you can't type?
"surgicalize"
(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/3530/cornetteface1.jpg)
[Today at 12:00:32 AM] Black Death: maybe because I want to bang the shit out of mila jovich
[Today at 12:00:50 AM] Black Death: you now alice
[Today at 12:00:55 AM] Black Death: know
[Today at 12:04:10 AM] Weiner: Me first
[Today at 12:19:41 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: I want to fuck Mila Jolovich troo
[Today at 12:20:04 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: I should not be concious right now
[Today at 12:20:36 AM] Allister Black: What is this? The first ever EFK Gang Bang?
[Today at 12:21:20 AM] Allister Black: Comedy people Roast people, EFK Gang Bang the hot chicks
[Today at 12:21:40 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: no. Once I'm done with Mila no one else will be abel to plaes her
[Today at 12:25:32 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: psst i thinmk im drink right now
[Today at 12:28:41 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: work in 5 hours fcuk yal im gong to bed
[Today at 12:31:30 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: fuckmng hotamil making me do a a god damn cathpca when i;m drunk tahts bs
drunkwn posts for teh winr fuck you al;
That's either a fuck you to me...or a fuck you to all of us lol
that was actually me really fucked up and tired as hell. Plus not being able to see straight means lots of typos
captin josh is ight, being cuekd means not seeing strigt
Wow, I missed a lot.
Check out the Stocks or whatever its called for the post "Fuck You"
[Today at 04:25:04 AM] Kill Crazy: But the one wearing yellow jaw-dropping
[Today at 04:25:27 AM] Kill Crazy: Ooh but shes very grunty
[Today at 10:32:55 PM] Timbo: i've jerked it twice since being on these boards tonight
Quote[Today at 08:20:37 AM] Speedy: Also, Best Use of Night Action, Best Comeback, Biggest Screw-UP, and HOF.
[Today at 08:21:00 AM] ! JDM The Professional !: Biggest Screw-UP is rigged dude... goes to Alex every time!
http://www.sadtrombone.com (http://www.sadtrombone.com)
Quote[Today at 02:35:30 PM] del ban Kill Crazy: Shit missed a wicket on the cricket
[Today at 02:35:40 PM] del ban Timbo: i haven't had coffee all week
[Today at 02:36:09 PM] del ban Kill Crazy: If it was Pietersan then I'm going to kill him
[Today at 02:37:48 PM] del ban Ian: I havent smoked for 3 weeks
[Today at 02:38:02 PM] del ban Kill Crazy:
[Today at 02:38:08 PM] del ban Timbo: good job ian
[Today at 02:38:19 PM] del ban Speedy: nicely done.
[Today at 02:38:35 PM] del ban Kill Crazy: 10 minutes here
[Today at 02:38:45 PM] del ban Ian: and I want to kill more than Kevin Pietersan
[Today at 18:15:58] M.D.K.: why do people put fucking punctuation in their user names that make it impossible to send a pm
LOL!
Irony!
Peace
Duckman
[Today at 02:28:22 PM] Kill Crazy: Did you know Jersey got invited to the United Nations, but the leader of the government said "ooh arrr noo, I don't like football!"
[Today at 02:29:16 PM] Speedy: Did you know that the minister for potatoes is more over than Kill Crazy?
[Today at 02:29:31 PM] Russaholic: Everyone applaud KC's AlexK impression there.
Quote from: AlexK on May 27, 2010, 05:32:44 PM
[Today at 02:28:22 PM] Kill Crazy: Did you know Jersey got invited to the United Nations, but the leader of the government said "ooh arrr noo, I don't like football!"
[Today at 02:29:16 PM] Speedy: Did you know that the minister for potatoes is more over than Kill Crazy?
[Today at 02:29:31 PM] Russaholic: Everyone applaud KC's AlexK impression there.
Just cause it has your name in it doesnt make it funny nor memorable!
[Today at 19:56:48] * M.D.K. ruffles fnords hair
[Today at 19:56:49] Fnord: HAHA
[Today at 19:56:54] Fnord: It feels so good!
Us dedicated forum leaders.
[Today at 08:59:15 PM] Speedy: For next show I have a bigass beef and a bigass broccoli to send in.
[Today at 09:00:18 PM] Gary: Russ likes big ass beef in his big ass
[Today at 09:00:43 PM] Speedy: So true.
[Today at 09:00:57 PM] RickRampage: just wow
[Today at 09:01:02 PM] Gary: Speedy likes it in his mouth
[Today at 09:01:41 PM] M.D.K.: gary likes big flabby beef curtains
[Today at 09:01:52 PM] M.D.K.: rippling on his face
[Today at 09:02:05 PM] Fnord: eww
[Today at 09:02:24 PM] M.D.K.: G.A.R.Y. - Gay Arse Raping Yaks
[Today at 09:02:36 PM] Gary: especially if moist
[Today at 09:02:54 PM] Gary: MDK..Munting Duckman and Kut
[Today at 09:04:53 PM] M.D.K.: S.P.E.E.D.Y. - Sucking Penis Especially Evil Dutch Yids
[Today at 09:05:15 PM] Fnord: LOL
[Today at 09:05:24 PM] M.D.K.: F.N.O.R.D. - Fuck? Never! Often Rape Dogs.
[Today at 09:05:39 PM] Gary: FNORD- Fucking Noobs On Random Days
[Today at 09:05:45 PM] Speedy: Plenty of Spurs supporters hailing from the Netherlands. Yup.
[Today at 09:06:17 PM] Gary: IAN- I AM NEUTERED
[Today at 09:06:17 PM] M.D.K.: Like Edgar Davids?
[Today at 09:06:17 PM] Speedy: J.A.D. - Just A Dumbass.
[Today at 09:06:31 PM] M.D.K.: Only one in the shoutie is Rick Rampage
[Today at 09:07:13 PM] Speedy: Racist Idotic Cock Klown.
[Today at 09:07:35 PM] Gary: Rick is Judge?
[Today at 09:07:38 PM] M.D.K.: Royally Into Chubby Kids
[Today at 09:07:52 PM] Gary: MIDAS- Men I dream about sucking
[Today at 09:08:08 PM] Speedy: Freudian slip?
[Today at 09:08:11 PM] M.D.K.: Really Admires Men's Penises And Gets Erect?
[Today at 09:08:27 PM] Gary: RUSS- Ram Ur Sack Sexy
[Today at 09:09:11 PM] M.D.K.: Duckman - Doing Unicorns Can Kill My Afternoon Nap
[Today at 09:10:46 PM] M.D.K.: Rebel Child - Really Epic Boobs And Labia Can Help Irradicate Lazy Days
[Today at 09:11:00 PM] Gary: LMAO
[Today at 09:11:00 PM] M.D.K.: fuck
[Today at 09:11:15 PM] M.D.K.: spelt Rebel as Rebal
[Today at 09:11:32 PM] Speedy: AlexK - A Laugh Equally Xenophobic, Klutz.
[Today at 09:11:32 PM] M.D.K.: Really Epic Boobs... even Labias
[Today at 09:11:39 PM] M.D.K.: lol
[Today at 09:12:35 PM] Speedy: BBB - Bloody Bullshitting Bastard.
[Today at 09:12:42 PM] Gary: BLACK DEATH- Book Licking And Cock Kites Dreams Even At The Home
[Today at 09:12:56 PM] M.D.K.: Judge - Just Uses Dirty Gary's Erection
[Today at 09:13:06 PM] M.D.K.: lmao
[Today at 09:13:16 PM] Speedy: lol.
[Today at 09:13:18 PM] E. Il Ehksahlijoruh: Adam, PM!
[Today at 09:13:20 PM] Gary: ..
[Today at 09:13:36 PM] M.D.K.: pm dawn?
[Today at 09:13:41 PM] M.D.K.: or pn news?
[Today at 09:13:49 PM] E. Il Ehksahlijoruh: SCW
[Today at 09:13:53 PM] M.D.K.: what here?
[Today at 09:13:56 PM] M.D.K.: ahh
[Today at 09:13:59 PM] Speedy: Cliff - Cows Lose Infinitely Fascinating Fucks.
[Today at 09:14:24 PM] Speedy: Hey that brings us full circle to beef again.
[Today at 09:14:31 PM] Gary: that one is fact
[Today at 08:50:57 PM] Gary: LMAO "SHut the fuck up" at a debate competition
[Today at 08:51:37 PM] Russaholic: Haha
[Today at 08:51:49 PM] Russaholic: Or "WHAT?!" everytime they finish a sentence
[Today at 08:51:52 PM] AlexK: Or at least a "What?"
[Today at 08:51:55 PM] AlexK: lol
[Today at 08:52:10 PM] Russaholic: Oh dear God... I went for the same joke as AlexK. Someone shoot me.
[Today at 08:30:30 PM] ! JDM The Professional !: Ok, let me get this straight: Drama Queens a guy, RebelChild is a girl, AlexK is a shim, and Fnord is a???
[Today at 08:30:39 PM] JackHondo: yes
[Today at 08:30:51 PM] JackHondo: Fnord is completely asexual.
[Today at 08:30:52 PM] jagilki: Hermaphrodyte
[Today at 08:30:53 PM] ! JDM The Professional !: what is Fnord?
[Today at 08:31:01 PM] JackHondo: he has no reproductive organs
[Today at 08:31:15 PM] Drama Queen: thank God Smiley
[Today at 08:31:26 PM] ! JDM The Professional !: Are you sure? I could have sworn I saw a cock hanging from his head
[Today at 08:31:28 PM] JackHondo: seconded
[Today at 08:31:39 PM] JackHondo: thats no cock, thats his face
[Today at 01:44:16 PM] del ban Ian: BD can you remove your massive butt sig please mate
[Today at 01:44:25 PM] del ban Ian: and also some more of the juggly tits stuff as well
[Today at 01:45:51 PM] del ban Fnord: LOL
[Today at 01:46:33 PM] del ban Ian: its good viewing
[Today at 01:46:42 PM] del ban Ian: but, some people view this site from work
[Today at 01:46:52 PM] del ban Ian: and there is a NSFW thread
[Today at 01:46:56 PM] del ban Ian: they can avoid
[Today at 01:47:00 PM] del ban Ian: thanks bud
[Today at 01:47:04 PM] del ban Fnord: I do. I have to scroll by real fast when BD posts. lol
[Today at 01:47:17 PM] del ban Ian: Yep
[Today at 01:47:24 PM] del ban Ian: and we dont even give a shit about your work
I turned off signatures a long time ago because of BD.
[Today at 04:13:44 PM] del ban Joey Cocknose: oh good an admin... can i get my name changed back please
[Today at 04:14:40 PM] del ban Zombie Gunn: The Sequel: you do know you can do that yourself, right?
[Today at 04:14:50 PM] del ban Triple B: Change to what?
[Today at 04:15:05 PM] del ban Triple B: No he can't.
[Today at 04:15:08 PM] del ban Triple B: Changed to what?
[Today at 04:15:14 PM] del ban * Joey Cocknose is a flaming homosexual
[Today at 04:15:42 PM] del ban Triple B: Joey?
[Today at 04:15:47 PM] del ban Zombie Gunn: The Sequel: that's an odd name
[Today at 04:16:10 PM] del ban Joey Dicktounge: yep
[Today at 04:16:12 PM] del ban Joey Dicktounge: wow
[Today at 04:16:32 PM] del ban Triple B: What do you want it changed to? What was your old name?
[Today at 04:16:37 PM] del ban Joey Ballsack: HEADSTRONG
[Today at 04:16:38 PM] del ban Zombie Gunn: The Sequel: lol
[Today at 04:16:55 PM] del ban Triple B: Just HEADSTRONG? That's it?
[Today at 04:17:06 PM] del ban Joey Balleye: that was it
[Today at 04:17:14 PM] del ban Gary: lol
[Today at 04:17:16 PM] del ban Joey Balleye: part of me wonders should i change it to WARPED hmm
[Today at 04:17:18 PM] del ban Joey Balleye: you pick for me
[Today at 04:17:20 PM] del ban Joey Vaginaear: OH fuck me
[Today at 04:17:20 PM] del ban Zombie Gunn: The Sequel: i thought everyone could change their names. am I just special?
[Today at 04:17:21 PM] del ban Joey Vaginaear: haha
[Today at 04:17:30 PM] del ban Triple B: Wait.. Joey?
[Today at 04:17:31 PM] del ban Joey Vaginaear: some admin changed it the other day at random
[Today at 04:17:32 PM] del ban Triple B: Is that you?
[Today at 04:17:33 PM] del ban Gary: i think it was locked
[Today at 04:17:34 PM] del ban Triple B: Warped Joey?
[Today at 04:17:35 PM] del ban Joey Vaginaear: yea that Joey
[Today at 04:17:37 PM] del ban Joey Vaginaear: yes yes
[Today at 04:17:38 PM] del ban Triple B: OH!
[Today at 04:17:40 PM] del ban Joey Vaginaear: omfg
[Today at 04:17:42 PM] del ban Triple B: Yeah.... lemme get that for ya
LOL
[Today at 01:09:24 PM] Draeden Darksky: when's the football on today?
[Today at 01:10:56 PM] Russaholic: Erm...
[Today at 01:11:14 PM] Russaholic: 2:30 for Argies vs. Germans
[Today at 01:11:26 PM] Russaholic: Once Black Death wins wimbledon
[Today at 01:12:01 PM] Duckman: LMAO!
[Today at 01:12:12 PM] Duckman: I wondered where he'd been the past few days
[Today at 01:12:46 PM] Russaholic: Every year he buys two wigs
[Today at 01:12:49 PM] Russaholic: and two dresses
[Today at 01:12:53 PM] Russaholic: and appears as the Williams sisters
[Today at 01:13:15 PM] Draeden Darksky: LOL
[Today at 08:03:20 PM] Mark Mania: I had Smitty take a look at everything going into the tournament, and he's impresse and upset that he couldn't be invovled
[Today at 08:03:51 PM] Russaholic: Tbf Smitty no-showed an event not too long ago
[Today at 08:03:57 PM] Russaholic: So I wouldn't have let him take part anyway
[Today at 08:04:03 PM] AlexK: Man, the implications of Smitty being in would've been astronomical
[Today at 08:04:09 PM] Mark Mania: Yeah, I wouldn't trust him at all.
[Today at 08:04:19 PM] Duckman: what's a Smitty?
[Today at 08:04:20 PM] AlexK: What'd ya mean, "not too long ago?" Wasn't that Rival Factions 2008?
[Today at 08:04:29 PM] Russaholic: Smitty was the 1st true expert
[Today at 08:04:41 PM] AlexK: Won it at Extreme Tournament 2000
[Today at 08:04:45 PM] Mark Mania: But, he is the original True Expert, and he used to be the best RP'er around, by far
[Today at 08:05:00 PM] Russaholic: then no-showed a match against tim kame
[Today at 08:05:07 PM] Russaholic: Thus meaning Tim Kamen has a win at the Experts
[Today at 08:05:08 PM] Mark Mania: He's also my cousin, a pot head, and an unmotivated fuck
[Today at 08:05:12 PM] Russaholic: Hence the grudge with Smitty xD
[Today at 08:05:48 PM] Rob: You know you drink too much when
[Today at 08:06:03 PM] AlexK: Gah, my hopes for heroes in this game are being dashed at every turn!
[Today at 08:06:05 PM] Rob: You hear a bell and you start to get up because you think it's last orders
[Today at 08:06:23 PM] AlexK: First Brad Jackson, now Smitty?! Blasphemy!
[Today at 08:06:23 PM] Rob: You then remember you're not even at the bloody pub
[Today at 08:06:24 PM] AlexK: lol
[Today at 08:07:05 PM] Russaholic: I'm a hero in this game!
[Today at 08:07:30 PM] AlexK: Yeah, one of the last few left XD
[Today at 08:07:47 PM] Rob: Me too
[Today at 08:08:00 PM] AlexK: No.
[Today at 08:08:03 PM] Mark Mania: Smitty is an E-fedding hero, the feds he ran, the fueds he was a part of, and the RP's he wrote were all gold, and he refused to put out anything but the best, which is why he would no-show, because he would write 5 different roleplays, hate them all and refuse to finish them, I've read so many half-Smitty roleplays that I could puke. But, you can look up to him in terms of e-fedding, other than, he's a moron.
[Today at 08:08:24 PM] Rob: Why not Alex Sad
[Today at 08:08:29 PM] Russaholic: I've never even seen Smitty
[Today at 08:08:46 PM] Russaholic: And can you maybe take Smitty's cock out your mouth for 10 seconds Mark?
[Today at 08:08:56 PM] Mark Mania: That's incest.
[Today at 08:09:14 PM] Mark Mania: And wouldn't you rather me kiss his ass than try and impose my own greatness upon all of you.
[Today at 08:09:14 PM] Rob: Mark Mania that's BS. If I'm struggling to write something that's not to the best of my ability, I post what I can do
[Today at 08:09:39 PM] Russaholic: Well enough of the dreamy "Smitty was amazing! He wrote the best roleplays, and had the best feuds... man I wish that guy was still here!"
[Today at 08:09:54 PM] Rob: Everyone will post something regardless of whether it's the best RP ever in the world. Sorry, but that's just a load of crap if I ever saw it.
[Today at 08:10:14 PM] Mark Mania: I'm not saying he made the right decision in not posting them, but that's what he did.
[Today at 08:10:17 PM] Duckman: i've never heard of Smitty or Mark Mania
[Today at 08:10:21 PM] AlexK: Back when efedding was 87% ego
[Today at 08:10:25 PM] Duckman: both sound like dicks to be honest
[Today at 08:10:36 PM] AlexK: thankfully, we're down to 86% now
[Today at 08:10:40 PM] Mark Mania: I was certainly a dick
[Today at 08:10:55 PM] Rob: Sam that's my first impression too
[Today at 08:10:56 PM] Lucius Jenkins: Ello!
[Today at 08:10:59 PM] Duckman: "was"?
[Today at 08:11:01 PM] Mark Mania: And my no-shows weren't based off ego, they were based off idiocy.
[Today at 08:11:02 PM] AlexK: Well, hellooo
[Today at 08:11:04 PM] Mark Mania: I am a dick.
[Today at 08:11:05 PM] Rob: In Britain you are generally a dick until proven otherwise
[Today at 08:11:16 PM] Russaholic: Mark
[Today at 08:11:28 PM] Lucius Jenkins: im a co-fed head here trying to recruit some good talent
[Today at 08:11:32 PM] Russaholic: Can I suggest with his big renassianc/turning a new leaf of your playing of the game
[Today at 08:11:35 PM] Mark Mania: Russ
[Today at 08:11:52 PM] Russaholic: Maybe you stop raking up people that nobody's heard of to tell us how good things used to be?
[Today at 08:11:59 PM] Rob: Lucius, post your efed on the Efed Vault and contact people in the Free Agents forum and then enjoy the forums
[Today at 08:12:10 PM] Lucius Jenkins: thank you
[Today at 08:12:12 PM] Rob: Don't forget to post an introduction and sit back and chat to the other people here
[Today at 08:12:26 PM] Duckman: yep. Rob's right
[Today at 08:12:26 PM] Rob: We're all nice guys here Grin
[Today at 08:12:32 PM] Lucius Jenkins: coo coo
[Today at 08:12:41 PM] Lucius Jenkins: thank you, again and ill brb
[Today at 08:12:43 PM] Duckman: best way to get your fed noticed is list it, post some fed news in that board and get to know folks
[Today at 08:12:43 PM] Lucius Jenkins: Smiley
[Today at 08:12:51 PM] Duckman: might take a while but it'll be worth it in the long run
[Today at 08:13:05 PM] Mark Mania: Hey, I talked about Smitty, for two paragraphs. At a time of the biggest Extreme Tournament of all time, bringing up the original True Expert isn't so out of the blue.
[Today at 08:13:31 PM] Rob: It will be. Once you earn respect here in this community it's worth it because people will check your fed out more and more
[Today at 08:13:41 PM] Duckman: don't u all have RPs to write?
[Today at 08:13:50 PM] Russaholic: YES YOU DO!
[Today at 08:13:55 PM] Russaholic: Bar rob.
[Today at 08:14:01 PM] Rob: Sam, nope. Finished.
[Today at 08:14:05 PM] AlexK: Bar, Rob
[Today at 08:14:08 PM] Mark Mania: Just because I'm starting anew while roleplaying doesn't mean that I'm going to ignore the long history of The Experts that existed before Jesse Gunn
[Today at 08:14:12 PM] Rob: I have reviews to write, haha
[Today at 08:14:17 PM] Mark Mania: And that concludes my rant, I apologize.
[Today at 08:14:19 PM] Rob: Bar? If you insist!
[Today at 08:14:28 PM] Duckman: less verbal wanking of some dude who isn't here, more RPing for the awesome tournament
[Today at 08:14:28 PM] Russaholic: MARK
[Today at 08:14:29 PM] Russaholic: SHUT
[Today at 08:14:30 PM] Russaholic: THE
[Today at 08:14:31 PM] Russaholic: FUCK
[Today at 08:14:31 PM] Russaholic: UP
[Today at 08:14:41 PM] Russaholic: USE YOUR SECOND CHANCE IN THE GAME
[Today at 08:14:46 PM] Russaholic: KNUCKLE DOWN, WRITE YOUR RPS!
[Today at 08:14:49 PM] Russaholic: Bloody hell...
[Today at 08:15:16 PM] Russaholic: Apologies Sam, welcome to meeting Greg Manix's doppelganger
[Today at 08:15:19 PM] Rob: I would post my RP here for feedback, but out of the other critiques one is my opponent, one is the judge and the other is Kenny Tongue
[Today at 08:15:45 PM] Mark Mania: That's what I've been doing for two months now Russ, relax man.
[Today at 08:15:56 PM] Judge Anger: I sense a disturbance in the e-force.
[Today at 08:16:07 PM] Rob: Mum thought it was good though.
[Today at 08:16:29 PM] Russaholic: Haha
[Today at 08:17:41 PM] Duckman: not skin off my nose Russ, if someone wants to talk about all the stuff they used to do, that no one cares about, that's their call
[Today at 08:18:01 PM] Duckman: personally, i'd be focusing on the future and getting a few people back on side with solid contributions to a community and tournament
[Today at 08:18:05 PM] Duckman: but that's just me
[Today at 08:18:31 PM] Russaholic: Anything in particular you me to discuss on 41B?
[Today at 08:18:37 PM] Russaholic: Or are we doing it interview-style?
[Today at 08:18:49 PM] Duckman: some tournament or something...can't remember the name
[Today at 08:18:59 PM] Duckman: it's not that big a deal, but think u've got something to do with it
[Today at 08:19:05 PM] Duckman: Smiley
[Today at 08:19:10 PM] Judge Anger: I love you Duckman.
[Today at 08:19:11 PM] Speedy: lmfao.
[Today at 08:19:16 PM] Russaholic: Lmao
[Today at 08:19:17 PM] Speedy: Oh hey Sambo, they gave me a nickname up at MMA today.
[Today at 08:19:25 PM] Rob: Hey speaking from experience getting people to befriend you after you've done them wrong is difficult, especially in this, but I managed it by getting my head down and doing my thing, not by sitting around whinging and bitching every day
[Today at 08:19:25 PM] Russaholic: Weed?
[Today at 08:19:32 PM] Rob: Rant over.
[Today at 08:19:43 PM] Speedy: Hahaha.
[Today at 08:19:47 PM] Duckman: Brain Fart?
[Today at 08:19:57 PM] Russaholic: LMAO
[Today at 08:20:06 PM] Russaholic: Speed Gump?
[Today at 08:20:07 PM] Speedy: lol.
[Today at 08:20:19 PM] Duckman: go on then Speedy
[Today at 08:20:21 PM] Duckman: what is it?
[Today at 08:20:25 PM] Speedy: One of the guys started calling me Spiderman because I'm so damn gangly.
[Today at 08:20:46 PM] Russaholic: "Well, 'cos my surname's Speed, they called me... 'Speedy'!"
[Today at 08:20:52 PM] Duckman: nothing to do with your sticky hands?
[Today at 08:20:53 PM] Speedy: So funny when you're doing BJJ and the other guy can't grab hold of you because you're too skinny.
[Today at 08:21:00 PM] Rob: Not because of the white goo all over your hands FUCK YOU
[Today at 08:21:00 PM] Speedy: LOL
[Today at 08:21:02 PM] Rob: FUCK
[Today at 08:21:19 PM] Speedy: Nah Russ, my brother's Speedy.
[Today at 08:21:23 PM] Duckman: too slow Chicken Marango
[Today at 08:21:25 PM] Russaholic: Ah
[Today at 08:21:34 PM] Mark Mania: I say two fucking paragraphs about the original true expert and every one loses their shit. I've been contributing to these boards, i've been in an experts fed, and haven't mentioned shit about the past except an apology for me being a dick. Jesus Christ, good to see that you guys are so open to someone coming back. Good God, fuck it, you won't hear from me, I'll RP my ass off in the tournament, in my fed, and anywhere else I can.
[Today at 08:21:40 PM] Russaholic: MARK SHUTUP
[Today at 08:21:43 PM] Rob: Shut up
[Today at 08:21:48 PM] Russaholic: I haven't even read what you wrote
[Today at 08:21:49 PM] Rob: Moving on
[Today at 08:21:50 PM] Duckman: jesus
[Today at 08:21:50 PM] Russaholic: Just shutup
[Today at 08:22:00 PM] Rob: Don't you hate it when a toenail falls off in your sock and you keep stepping on it
[Today at 08:22:02 PM] T-Zombie: Holy shit. Dude.
[Today at 08:22:06 PM] Duckman: Mark, do you want us to sit here all night joining your pity party or what?
[Today at 08:22:15 PM] Duckman: in case u haven't noticed
[Today at 08:22:20 PM] Duckman: the efed world doesn't revolve around u
[Today at 08:22:23 PM] Duckman: or your shitty past
[Today at 08:22:23 PM] Mark Mania: I'm not looking for any fucking pity party.
[Today at 08:22:25 PM] Speedy: Still, asides from the ass-kicking part of the whole deal, training at the gym has probably been the most fun hobby I've ever had.
[Today at 08:22:26 PM] Duckman: or your shitty cousin
[Today at 08:22:29 PM] Mark Mania: I don't give a shit
[Today at 08:22:29 PM] Russaholic: It revolves around me right now!
[Today at 08:22:31 PM] Duckman: or anything else you've done
[Today at 08:22:41 PM] Duckman: so stop filling up the shoutbox with bollocks no one cares about
[Today at 08:22:45 PM] T-Zombie: It revolves around Russ!
[Today at 08:22:45 PM] Rob: And Rob!
[Today at 08:22:46 PM] Russaholic: Sam...
[Today at 08:22:49 PM] Speedy: Soon, all footstools will fear my wrath.
[Today at 08:22:50 PM] T-Zombie: Cause he's a smart and sexy beat
[Today at 08:22:51 PM] Duckman: and go post in a forum or do something productive
[Today at 08:22:54 PM] T-Zombie: *beast
[Today at 08:22:56 PM] Rob: LMAO
[Today at 08:23:01 PM] Judge Anger: lah de dah
[Today at 08:23:06 PM] T-Zombie: Do I get extra points now?
[Today at 08:23:07 PM] * Judge Anger twirls his hammer.
[Today at 08:23:15 PM] Russaholic: Can I just say, Sam wins whatever that award is for kicking moron's asses?
[Today at 08:23:19 PM] Rob: My next RP JP McManus is going to kick a foot-stall, stare into the camera and then walk off
[Today at 08:23:22 PM] Duckman: seriously, I've got no time for this fucking Bassett level pity shit
[Today at 08:23:29 PM] Speedy: lmfao Rob.
[Today at 08:23:42 PM] Duckman: I don't care if Jesse hates you
[Today at 08:23:45 PM] Duckman: or you hate Jesse
[Today at 08:23:48 PM] Duckman: or Smitty is a god
[Today at 08:23:51 PM] Duckman: or Jesse is mean
[Today at 08:23:55 PM] Judge Anger: Russ, keep that in mind for the 2010 EFK awards show.
[Today at 08:23:59 PM] Duckman: or the Experts were better 20 years ago
[Today at 08:24:08 PM] Mark Mania: I fucking commended Russ on a job well done and told him that Smitty was impressed. I don't give a shit if you know who he is or not.
[Today at 08:24:13 PM] Duckman: NONE OF IT FUCKING MATTERS AND NEITHER DO YOU
[Today at 08:24:14 PM] Mark Mania: The Experts are at their best now.
[Today at 08:24:20 PM] * Russaholic marks out
[Today at 08:24:22 PM] Mark Mania: I was fucking impressed, and mentioned it.
[Today at 08:24:28 PM] Russaholic: LET'S GO SAMBO, CLAP-CLAP-CLAPCLAPCLAP
[Today at 08:24:29 PM] Rob: As Sam's favourite band once sang
[Today at 08:24:33 PM] T-Zombie: Russ if I logically work that line in my RP can I get extra credit?
[Today at 08:24:37 PM] Rob: Give it up, ooh baby, give it up
[Today at 08:24:37 PM] Duckman: no you didn't
[Today at 08:24:38 PM] Judge Anger: and banstick.
[Today at 08:24:43 PM] Duckman: you gave a back handed compliment
[Today at 08:24:51 PM] Duckman: to get people to give a fuck about you
[Today at 08:25:02 PM] Duckman: and get us all having to read your cuntish comments
[Today at 08:25:03 PM] Russaholic: SAM... DO THE AIDS-RIDDEN CUNT LINE!!!
[Today at 08:25:09 PM] Rob: Russ has clap
[Today at 08:25:12 PM] Duckman: and i've been waiting just fucking waiting for the day u pulled this shit
[Today at 08:25:21 PM] Duckman: because everyone warned me about it
[Today at 08:25:29 PM] Duckman: so either shut the fuck up and leave it alone
[Today at 08:25:33 PM] Judge Anger: You know I shoutbox banned him right?
[Today at 08:25:36 PM] T-Zombie: So...much....Red....
[Today at 08:25:40 PM] Judge Anger: He can't read this.
[Today at 08:25:41 PM] Duckman: or keep talking pish and see where it gets you
TL;DR
Quote from: jagilki on July 12, 2010, 07:24:22 PM
TL;DR
I wish you had of posted this before I read it. Now, I want five minutes of my life back.
I read down about halfway and couldn't take anymore.
I've read Smitty's stuff. It wasn't THAT good.
And Mania is a POS. He flaked on Legion in The Experts before... he flaked on Jason Blade AKA Matt Arcara in The Experts. He, from what I can see, habitually posts late or no-shows, then claims that nobody can beat him in a fair e-fight.
Each time he's "come back" over the years that I've seen him, he's declared "Yeah, I'm a dick. My bad. BTW I'm the best thing EVAH!" and talks about how he beat Jesse Gunn in a match one time. I don't see much of a difference. I imagine once he knows that he was only marginally interesting when he was one of the guys in charge of places about 10 years ago, he'll declare he has more money than he knows what to do with, and go off to blog about his life somewhere.
[Today at 12:46:20 AM] jagilki: In his bedroom
[Today at 12:46:23 AM] jagilki: with his wife.
[Today at 12:46:25 AM] Triple B: How far you in jag?
[Today at 12:45:52 AM] Triple B: I'm listening to Side A right now.
[Today at 12:46:11 AM] jagilki: SO IS I!
[Today at 12:46:16 AM] jagilki: On B's Speakers....
[Today at 12:46:20 AM] jagilki: In his bedroom
[Today at 12:46:23 AM] jagilki: with his wife.
[Today at 12:46:25 AM] Triple B: How far you in jag?
Quote[Today at 02:07:07 AM] Wild: do any of you here know Greg Anthony?... I need someone to respond lol
[Today at 02:07:10 AM] Sally Twistybolt: toodles!!!
[Today at 02:07:55 AM] Gary: i know him
[Today at 02:08:24 AM] Wild: do you mind talking to me on IM or something? I heard he was unbeatable
[Today at 02:08:58 AM] Wild: and hes in the fed I help run, and that raises some eyebrows
[Today at 02:09:22 AM] Gary: pm me
[Today at 02:09:30 AM] Gary: dont like giving my msn or im to efedding folk
[Today at 02:09:44 AM] Gary: btw wild
[Today at 02:09:50 AM] Gary: do you listen to the podcasts?
[Today at 02:10:30 AM] Wild: lol I have dial up, it would take forever. I just wanna be for sure his legend is real
[Today at 02:11:24 AM] Gary: oh its real
[Today at 02:11:32 AM] Gary: i know him from about 8 years ago
[Today at 02:11:35 AM] Gary: a fed called xcw
[Today at 02:11:52 AM] Wild: has he EVER lost?
[Today at 02:12:06 AM] Gary: guy was champ when i came i came in, never lost it..and i was there for 2 years
[Today at 02:13:01 AM] Wild: WOW. WOW. You wouldnt happen to know where I could find some of his work?
[Today at 02:13:29 AM] Gary: nah, i had lost contact with him, till he showed up here
[Today at 02:13:47 AM] Gary: and xcw was a geocities fed that got lost in the geocities death earlier this year
[Today at 02:15:31 AM] Wild: snap... well Im from PWX lol... The dude who he proclaimed offered him title shots. I didnt but its all good. He joined and I had heard he was unbeatable
[Today at 02:16:06 AM] Gary: well I hope he does good in PWX
[Today at 02:16:20 AM] Gary: anyways im off
[Today at 02:16:24 AM] Gary: night dude
[Today at 02:17:01 AM] Wild: night, thanks for da help
Triple B... be fucking proud.
hardy har har.
[Today at 18:31:34] Russaholic: Anyone know what those car things they have for disabled/old people in airports are called?
[Today at 18:31:41] Rob: Haha, my list has changed since I posted it about 10 times
[Today at 18:31:53] E. Il Ehksahlijoruh: I don't know, your'e disabled, you tell us!
[Today at 18:32:09] M.D.K.: shoulder nibble mobile
[Today at 18:32:18] E. Il Ehksahlijoruh: My list took to long for me to make to make me even think of honorable mentions
[Today at 18:32:24] Russaholic: Cliff that was a rubbish joke
[Today at 18:32:25] M.D.K.: shouldn't laugh - my mum just got classified as disabled
[Today at 18:32:27] E. Il Ehksahlijoruh: and I'm still dissatisfied with it but eh
[Today at 18:32:42] M.D.K.: although i do still call her a spastic to her face
[Today at 18:32:49] Russaholic: lmao
[Today at 18:32:58] Rob: HAHA christ Adam
[Today at 18:33:07] Russaholic: I should ask Fnord...
[Today at 18:33:07] M.D.K.: ahh she loves it
[Today at 18:33:09] Rob: I don't know whether to cry, laugh or send your mum some flowers
[Today at 18:33:27] M.D.K.: i asked if she wanted me to flavour the windows for when she licks them
[Today at 18:33:30] jagilki: I wonder if Blind people can get Handicapped parking stickers.
[Today at 18:33:52] Rob: looooooool
Quote[Today at 04:15:25 PM] E. Il Ehksahlijoruh: Anyone here ever wake up with the feeling of Godlike power in your hands?
[Today at 04:16:41 PM] AlexK: All the time, Cliff
[Today at 04:17:02 PM] Gary: Judge does that..with EFK at least..he could destroy it with just a lick
[Today at 04:17:04 PM] AlexK: Then I go punch a hole in the wall, and go about my day
[Today at 04:17:06 PM] Gary: click*
[Today at 04:17:23 PM] E. Il Ehksahlijoruh: I didn't say Hulk-power
[Today at 04:17:31 PM] E. Il Ehksahlijoruh: which you could buy Hulk hands for
[Today at 04:18:27 PM] E. Il Ehksahlijoruh: God hands you cannot buy. God hands can only come from a power trip that comes from the denial of human realities.
[Today at 04:19:00 PM] E. Il Ehksahlijoruh: plus, it's a mediocre beat em' up with a tongue-in-cheek sense of humor made from Clover, the company that made Okami
[Today at 04:19:07 PM] E. Il Ehksahlijoruh: that sadly went out of buisiness just a few years after
[Today at 04:19:10 PM] E. Il Ehksahlijoruh: but that's not the point
[Today at 04:20:14 PM] E. Il Ehksahlijoruh: Denial of your own human limitations seems to be the most effective anesthesia... Anyway, I'm ranting and being weird for the sake of it again. So, I'll head off. See you all later
[Today at 04:23:40 PM] AlexK: When did Ultimate Warrior sign up for the EFK forums?
Alex bringin' the gas.
Sorry Alex, but this was fucking brilliant...
[Today at 12:10:52 AM] AlexK: And y'know, I'm really getting tired of that "special olympics" joke
[Today at 12:11:44 AM] AlexK: Maybe it's b/c my little bro's got a disability, or maybe it's because they've got a SO office in my hometown
...
...
...
[Today at 12:16:56 AM] * Rob cracks whip
[Today at 12:16:58 AM] Rob: Down boys
[Today at 12:17:27 AM] JackHondo: dont say Down Boys....that offends Alex.
[Today at 11:15:35 PM] Guille: i said i wasnt gonna work this weekend..and here i am..working..i hate it
[Today at 11:18:15 PM] jagilki: Sombodies gotta roll those Cigars.
[Today at 11:18:51 PM] jagilki: that was bad.
[Today at 11:18:53 PM] jagilki: forgive me.
[Today at 11:47:45 AM] jagilki: If Josh were female, he'd never stop fondling himself.
[Today at 11:50:08 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: As opposed to now?
[Today at 11:51:02 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: Fuck if it wasn't for work, I'd make Kleenex a booming stock
[Today at 11:51:07 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: I mean ummmmm
[Today at 11:51:15 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: JUDGE DELETE THAT PLEASE
[Today at 11:08:17 AM] jagilki: Cliff, we all know you think we all like crappy music.
[Today at 11:08:39 AM] jagilki: and you'll enjoy a concert where a guy plays a dead cat while another guy drives nails into his balls and screams.
[Today at 11:08:43 AM] jagilki: :)
[Today at 05:28:42 PM] AlexK: Speaking of tumbleweeds...hi Sally!
[Today at 05:29:52 PM] Sally Twistybolt: ........................................... @
[Today at 05:30:14 PM] AlexK: Love ya too, ;)
[Today at 05:34:24 PM] Sally Twistybolt: ...........................@ .........@ .........@
[Today at 05:36:16 PM] AlexK: Roses? Aw, you shouldn't have.
[Today at 05:36:54 PM] Sally Twistybolt: The roses are for me... you get what they grew in...
[Today at 05:37:10 PM] AlexK: The bush?
LMAO
I woke up....and found this:
Today at 02:37:44 AM] Triple B: For the record...
[Today at 02:37:48 AM] Triple B: My wife has an AMAZING rack.
[Today at 02:37:51 AM] Triple B: Just saying.
[Today at 02:38:01 AM] Triple B: Ask Ian.
[Today at 02:44:21 AM] Token Irishman: I will!
Quote from: JackHondo on August 11, 2010, 11:14:44 AM
[Today at 11:08:17 AM] jagilki: Cliff, we all know you think we all like crappy music.
[Today at 11:08:39 AM] jagilki: and you'll enjoy a concert where a guy plays a dead cat while another guy drives nails into his balls and screams.
[Today at 11:08:43 AM] jagilki: :)
THAT is funny.
Peace
Duckman
Quote[Today at 04:37:47 PM] Ash Bombay: the guys i'm trying to pick up
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww...
Quote[Today at 22:40:16] Ash Bombay: me either. it sucks. haha
Disgusting!
QuoteToday at 02:03:34 PM] domingotfwf: big guy in the grey shirt was marking out when Shaemus landed in his lap
Quote[Today at 08:21:57 PM] Fnord: I don't sing showtunes.
[Today at 08:22:52 PM] jagilki: that's because you can't sing with a cock in your mouth.
Quote[Today at 11:01:22 PM] * Midas shanks Capt Josh
[Today at 11:01:40 PM] * Capt. Josh Underpants shanks Midas
[Today at 11:02:06 PM] Ash Bombay: whats with all this shanking?
[Today at 11:02:57 PM] * Capt. Josh Underpants shanks Ash
[Today at 11:04:07 PM] * Ash Bombay shanks Capt. Josh
[Today at 11:06:33 PM] * Midas shanks Ash
[Today at 11:07:38 PM] Capt. Josh Underpants: The Blood The Blood is Everywhere. Dear God why would you let this happen, wait whats this Gary is coming in the room. No Gary Stay out nooo.
[Today at 11:07:41 PM] * Capt. Josh Underpants shanks Gary
[Today at 11:08:09 PM] Capt. Josh Underpants: oh god no not another one. Where are the police when you need them.
[Today at 11:08:25 PM] * Midas says he is Keyser Soze
[Today at 11:09:08 PM] * Capt. Josh Underpants shanks Bryan, Jag, Black Death, Jack, Johnny, and T-Bone
[Today at 11:09:22 PM] Bryan: hey
[Today at 11:09:25 PM] Bryan: that isnt nice
[Today at 11:09:32 PM] Capt. Josh Underpants: Oh my god, it's a bloody massacre in here, what the hell is wrong with you people, no no no, don't do that nooooo stopppppp.
[Today at 11:09:41 PM] * Capt. Josh Underpants bathes himself in the blood of his victims
[Today at 11:09:56 PM] Capt. Josh Underpants: You're sick, why would you do something like that
This is why I should go to bed when I am tired, makes ya'll wish I was drunk ranting again don't it
AlexK on fire...
[Today at 01:27:56 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: The buddy I live with is the DD
[Today at 01:28:28 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: I'm a good drunk and besides even though I don't know the address, I know how to get here
[Today at 01:28:37 AM] E. Il Ehksahlijoruh: Why don't you just drink extra much, and then when you arrive in the hospital they'll help you home.
[Today at 01:28:37 AM] jagilki: is he your boyfriend?
[Today at 01:28:49 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: no
[Today at 01:29:06 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: he is not the Fnord to my Midas
[Today at 01:29:16 AM] E. Il Ehksahlijoruh: Jag is asking if he's available
[Today at 01:29:16 AM] jagilki: sounds like he takes good care of you.
[Today at 01:29:27 AM] jagilki: drives you around.
[Today at 01:29:36 AM] jagilki: buys you drinks, gets you drunk.
[Today at 01:29:41 AM] jagilki: cooks you breakfast.
[Today at 01:29:46 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: Hahahaha
[Today at 01:29:54 AM] jagilki: makes you a bagged lunch for when you go stand outside Home Depot.
[Today at 01:30:09 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: Jag is upset the last male friend he had tried to anal rape him
[Today at 01:31:05 AM] AlexK: Yeah, sorry about that Jag
[Today at 01:40:19 AM] jagilki: Cliff actually inserted something?
[Today at 01:40:34 AM] Russaholic: It was quickly rejected
[Today at 01:40:57 AM] AlexK: Story of his life
[Today at 01:41:17 AM] E. Il Ehksahlijoruh: *waits for that to be memorable shoutbox quote*
[Today at 01:41:50 AM] AlexK: Why, so it can be put in your trophy room?
[Today at 01:41:56 AM] E. Il Ehksahlijoruh: If I wasn't desirable you four wouldn't be trying to hump me.
[Today at 01:42:18 AM] AlexK: "And here we have the time I took abuse from a few guys on EFK"
Ironically, this is going in MY trophy room, right next to a printout of the TFWF LHW belt.
lol, j/k...
I lol'd nice ones alex
[Today at 07:45:55 PM] jagilki: I think we can have 4 players.
[Today at 07:45:56 PM] Speedy: Right.
[Today at 07:46:12 PM] jagilki: So. Speed, BD, Rob, Myself and...?
[Today at 07:46:24 PM] jagilki: or just go with three for a test run.
[Today at 07:46:38 PM] Speedy: ...That's four people, Jag.
[Today at 07:47:04 PM] jagilki: ...
[Today at 07:47:07 PM] jagilki: Fnacepalm.
LOL
Quote[time time time] jagilki: Russ is gay. Josh is a day laborer, Judge is racist and Ian's a Pedo.
(00:30:53) Little_Jim: Does Vintage Gary have another name...?
(00:31:09) Russaholic: Guille
(00:31:12) Russaholic: Gary
(00:31:24) Russaholic: GetOffMyLawn
(00:31:32) Little_Jim: Guille!!!
(00:31:49) Little_Jim: The Guille, or just a Guille?
(00:32:24) Russaholic: Probably the Guille
(00:32:37) Russaholic: Torch/Shane Anderson in TFWF
(00:32:53) Vintage_Gary: yeah Jim
(00:32:59) Little_Jim: Yep. That's the real Guille.
(00:32:59) Vintage_Gary: torch from rk lol
(00:33:04) T-Bonizzle: THE Gary
(00:33:16) Vintage_Gary: The Gay
Quote(20:11:50) jagilki: Ok. I'll be back, I'm going downstairs to finish cooking.
(20:12:29) JackHondo: what wild animal are we eating tonight, Jag?
(23:17:12) T-Bonizzle: Ya know Gary, you're on a fraken website devoted to pretending to be a wrestler. D&D can't be too far off from it
(23:18:24) T-Bonizzle: The only difference between the two games, is that one rolls dice
(23:18:34) T-Bonizzle: And there are feds out there that roll dice too so...
(23:18:58) Sally_Twistybolt: Sally... seeing Gary non-believing casts her 5th level writer spell... she asks the DM to roll a saving throw for him...
(23:19:07) ChatBot: Sally_Twistybolt rolls 1d20 and gets 11.
(23:19:16) ChatBot: T-Bonizzle rolls 1d20 and gets 11.
(23:19:20) T-Bonizzle: Tied.
(23:19:43) Sally_Twistybolt: FAIL... needing a 13 or better Sally's spell completes
(23:20:08) T-Bonizzle: Yeah Gary doesn't get any bonuses since he is classless
(23:20:23) T-Bonizzle: Spell succeeds
(23:20:28) T-Bonizzle: Roll for damage
(23:20:44) T-Bonizzle: Though I don't know what spell you're casting
(23:20:46) Sally_Twistybolt: Gary will now be saddled with writer's block for the next 7 days.... I hope this doesn't hurt your "PRETENDING TO BE A WRESTLER stuff... lol.
you deleted my DONATE shout..and my witty comeback to Sally :-\
(17:30:58) ChatBot: T-Bonizzle logs into the Chat.
(17:32:04) T-Bonizzle: Just me? Sad face...
(18:00:35) ChatBot: jagilki logs into the Chat.
(18:00:38) ChatBot: T-Bonizzle has been logged out (Timeout).
(14:30:49) jagilki: Knock Knock
(14:31:00) Mark_"Geezer"_Ma: Who's there?
(14:32:40) jagilki: I eat Mop
(14:32:54) Mark_"Geezer"_Ma: I eat Mop who?
(14:33:03) jagilki: You eat your poo?
lmao
(17:02:12) Midas: Is Night Phase almost over BD?
(17:03:33) Gary: mafia has been updated for hours midas
(17:04:09) Midas: LMAO asshole you made me go and look
(20:40:46) Trumpers: can you do me a favour on the MOP page
(20:40:58) Trumpers: and like or comment on the link there to my blogs
(20:41:10) Russaholic: My entire deck are the cards with porn pics on them
(20:41:35) Jonny_Briggs: & they stick together
(20:41:35) Russaholic: If I was on the mop page I would
(20:41:42) Russaholic: But I'm not so facebook won't let me
(20:42:41) Russaholic: Yeah Briggs, they stick together
(20:42:53) Russaholic: Stick together with... uh... win?
(20:42:56) Trumpers: WHY ARENT YOU!
(20:43:07) Trumpers: LOVE MOP YOU SOB!
(20:43:15) Russaholic: Scenario:
(20:43:26) Russaholic: Me: Hey *person met in club* I'll add you on facebook
(20:43:40) Russaholic: Person: Oh, let's see what likes we have in common!... ... who's Michael Cole?
(20:43:44) Russaholic: Me: *runs away*
(20:44:00) Trumpers: SCENARIO: Make ewrestling facebook account
(20:44:09) Trumpers: that has NOTHING to do with Russ the person
(20:44:24) Gary: Person:dont run away at least we have twilight in common!
(20:44:31) Trumpers: LMAO
(20:44:36) Russaholic: ...
(20:44:39) Trumpers: THAT NEEDS QUOTING
(01:14:39) Jagilki: WWE gives free tickets to Downies.
(01:14:54) Trumpers: Alex did you hear that?
(01:14:56) Trumpers: free tickets
(18:23:09) Jagilki: how are you touching it.
(18:23:16) Jagilki: are you stroking your computer?
(18:23:23) Jagilki: is your computer sleek?
(18:23:34) Jagilki: spank your computers exhaust ports.
(18:23:46) Jagilki: Who's your comps daddy?
(18:23:51) Jagilki: Tell it who it's daddy is.
(18:24:07) Jagilki puts on robe and wizard hat
LMFAO, Jag man you seriously do come out with some funny, weird shit sometimes.
[February 07, 2011, 09:21:33 PM] Capt. Josh Underpants: plus you said the word
[February 07, 2011, 11:47:22 PM] Aleximir Kozlov: Silly Josh, haven't you heard?
[February 07, 2011, 11:51:48 PM] * Capt. Josh Underpants shanks Alex
[February 07, 2011, 11:51:57 PM] Capt. Josh Underpants: You start and I will fucking end you little bot
[Today at 12:22:39 AM] Rob: Well played
[Today at 12:31:34 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: NO ONE DRINK THE GATORADE
[Today at 12:35:09 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: I may or may not have pissed in the bottle
[Today at 12:40:07 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: Sadly I wish I was drunk instead of just stuck in my room with a lack of options
[Today at 01:06:00 AM] Aleximir Kozlov: That's what she said
[Today at 01:09:39 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: Alex that was actually pretty fucking funny
No it wasn't. Just saying.
It really wasn't.
The only good part about it was my post.
Quote from: Russaholic on February 08, 2011, 08:13:18 AM
No it wasn't. Just saying.
He was either lying about it being funny, or about not being drunk.
Here follows the best shoutbox convo ever...
Russaholic: Ah man let's do it
Aleximir Kozlov: ...
Russaholic: new DYK
Russaholic: *WTKIGO
Russaholic: Just
Russaholic: "What would Alex masturbate to?"
Trumpers: Decaying Pumpkins at Halloween?
Gary: 2 girls 1 cup
Trumpers: Car Tax stickers
Russaholic: Blank post-it notes
Trumpers: The Windows Aisle in your local PC store
Gary: trash bin
J-Zod: songs of praise
Russaholic: LOL J-ZOD
Aleximir Kozlov: ...
Gary: btw j-vo love how you've kept the j-zod name
Trumpers: Blockbuster Videos, Ben and Jerrys freezer
Russaholic: A funeral
Russaholic: Me
Trumpers: World Poker Tournament 1st round qualifier
Gary: barney green dancing video
Aleximir Kozlov: Virgin Ma--no, I will not join in this conversation
Russaholic: Snooker
Russaholic: Snookie
Russaholic: Sookie
Trumpers: Snickers
Russaholic: Soot
J-Zod: fingermouse
T-Bonizzle: Snickerdoodles
Russaholic: Empty toothpaste tube
Gary: jacob
Trumpers: Sooty and Sweep
Russaholic: Lecture notes
Russaholic: Lady GaGa in an Alex/Laura Lyne collab
J-Zod: his own caption contest entries
Trumpers: Promotioanl Pens and Diaries
Gary: passion of the chr---nah wont go there
Russaholic: Big Daddy V
Gary: LMAO@J-vo
Aleximir Kozlov: (puts in his proverbial earplugs)
T-Bonizzle: Old Spice
Trumpers: Crumpled Up Computer Paper That Printed Wrong
Russaholic: The intro to the EFK podcast
Gary: the shoutbox
Trumpers: Jar Jar Binks
T-Bonizzle: His laptop's taxi
Aleximir Kozlov: A Jon Tees post
Gary: jabba the hutt
Russaholic: Betty White
Aleximir Kozlov: Wait, who are we making fun of again?
Gary: jay encia
J-Zod: Barry White
Trumpers: Betty Ford
Trumpers: Fnord
Russaholic: LOL GARY
Trumpers: His own reflection
Russaholic: Boss Nass
Russaholic: His glasses
Gary: mel gibson
J-Zod: Boss Hogg
Russaholic: The picture of him with lexationships
Trumpers: An unpopped zit on his nose
Russaholic: Vickie Guerrero
Gary: j-zod
Russaholic: The Joust
Gary: downies
Aleximir Kozlov: The Joist
T-Bonizzle: VWF
Trumpers: The corpse of Ron Santo
Russaholic: Lakes
Gary: lakers
T-Bonizzle: Lakers
Russaholic: CWC's Dating Section
T-Bonizzle: Clippers
Trumpers: Can you imagine Alex going to a lakers game
Russaholic: Cory's footstall
Trumpers: and just whacking one off during a time out
Russaholic: Post-beatdown
Gary: with Jack Nicholson next to him
T-Bonizzle: Jack the Ripper stories
Trumpers: and Magic Johnson wondering who is more likely to die of Aids first, him or Alex
Aleximir Kozlov: the Legend of Sleepy Hollow
Gary: add magic johnson to the list
Trumpers: Lol
T-Bonizzle: That's no legend
Gary: Jane Goodey
Trumpers: Thats what is called Extreme Wanking
Trumpers: the dangers involed with Magic Johnson
Trumpers: shows Alex lives life on the masterbating edge
Trumpers: Followed by wanking in the middle of the Egyptian riots
T-Bonizzle: I forgot half way through what we were doing
Trumpers: and to finish off his tour...during the running of the bulls
Trumpers: SPIKE TV's newest show:
Trumpers: with better ratings than TNA
Trumpers: ALEX K'S EXTREME WANKING
BONUS ROUND: THE ENTIRE ALEXK - THE RETURN OF THE JAPSEYE STORY! (Read from bottom (hoth) up)
Russaholic:
"Into the garbage chute, flyboy!"
Today at 03:42:34 AM
Trumpers:
Lol!
Today at 03:42:21 AM
Aleximir Kozlov:
Yeah, right up until he did the "n-word lyncher" pic that got him blacklisted from about 99% of efedding"
Today at 03:41:19 AM
Trumpers:
Why am I in the tub with Alex?
Today at 03:41:14 AM
Gary:
Darth Ian: "Alex, I am your father"
Today at 03:40:58 AM
Trumpers:
THAT THING IS OPERATIONAL!
Today at 03:40:34 AM
Trumpers:
Alex shits in the tub...
Today at 03:40:29 AM
Aleximir Kozlov:
Because I respect anyone I consider a friend, Gary
Today at 03:40:27 AM
Gary:
did you just say you had respect for barney green?
Today at 03:40:24 AM
Trumpers:
LOL
Today at 03:39:59 AM
Aleximir Kozlov:
Which kinda scares me, because same thing happened with Barney Green before he finally pissed me off enough to block him on IM
Today at 03:39:58 AM
Russaholic:
"That's no moon"
Today at 03:39:52 AM
Gary:
respect?why?
Today at 03:39:47 AM
Trumpers:
I just hope you dont consider your asshole to be Hoth
Today at 03:39:46 AM
Aleximir Kozlov:
See, I have mad respect for those two, but I find myself conversating with Jer and Emma less and less nowadays
Today at 03:39:33 AM
Aleximir Kozlov:
Forget that
Today at 03:38:56 AM
Trumpers:
"Messy Alex's Space Pubes...never been a more wretched hive of scum, cheese and villanary"
Today at 03:38:51 AM
Gary:
alex you can hang out with jeremiah "chewbaca" belmont
Today at 03:38:44 AM
Russaholic:
Then I arrive as c3po
Today at 03:38:30 AM
Gary:
lol at ian's comment
Today at 03:38:27 AM
Gary:
lol
Today at 03:38:13 AM
Aleximir Kozlov:
Always hiding?
Today at 03:38:10 AM
Trumpers:
"These arent the testicles you are looking for..."
Today at 03:37:56 AM
Russaholic:
Tbf, Alex's is more of a Jawa
Today at 03:37:55 AM
Trumpers:
LMAO
Today at 03:37:27 AM
Gary:
does obi wan kenobi make it go away when he appears?
Today at 03:37:17 AM
Aleximir Kozlov:
...
Today at 03:37:13 AM
Russaholic:
YES JUSTIN BIEBER
Today at 03:36:53 AM
Trumpers:
unlike yourself who views his penis as one of the sand people action figures when playing star wars in the bath tub
Today at 03:36:52 AM
Triple B:
Or... Justin Beiber.
Today at 03:36:28 AM
Aleximir Kozlov:
Ian's hitting B's wife, B's hitting my mom appare--what the fuck?
Today at 03:36:24 AM
Triple B:
With girls.
Today at 03:36:22 AM
Trumpers:
Usually people want to have sex Alex
jagilki: http://ih2.redbubble.net/work.37275.11.flat,550x550,075,f.baby-panda.jpg
Today at 12:27:49 AM
Gary: awwwwwwwwwww
Today at 12:34:07 AM
jagilki: it just needs crosshairs.
Today at 12:44:43 AM
Marq: Gentlemen.
Today at 02:31:14 PM
jagilki: http://loled.net/?p=3344
Today at 03:20:37 PM
Alex K: Gentlemen? You must have us confused with someone else
Today at 04:07:27 PM
Gary: so you are saying you are a woman?
Today at 04:10:21 PM
Black Death: no he saying he confuse and does not know
Today at 04:10:47 PM
M.D.K.: or that alex is no gentleman as he loves to cum on a girls hair
Today at 04:11:25 PM
M.D.K.: oh god now I got an image of this girl with alex's man fat all over her
Today at 04:11:42 PM
Black Death: thought that was you
Today at 04:11:44 PM
M.D.K.: what the fuck is wrong with me
Today at 04:11:50 PM
Black Death: lol
Today at 04:11:56 PM
M.D.K.: no i love to cum in a girl and piss off jdm
Don't know why. Just made me giggle.
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Dan Alexander: OMG THIS GAME IS ADDICTING
Today at 02:34:29 pm
Black Death: what game would that be
Today at 02:46:08 pm
jagilki: who can beat off the fastest?
Today at 02:47:11 pm
In the middle of a huge shoutbox dust-up:
Blake True: Hey duckman your nephew had 4 shits today
Today at 02:49:28 pm
That is comedy timing
LOL@Martin
T-Bonizzle: Fucking anyone know how to fix these damn forums?
Today at 11:21:02 pm
T-Bonizzle: I know Jesse Gunn did....
Today at 11:21:10 pm
Russaholic: B?
Today at 11:22:02 pm
T-Bonizzle: He's MIA
Today at 11:22:23 pm
Russaholic: http://www.simplemachines.org/community/index.php?topic=122880.0
Today at 11:23:20 pm
Russaholic: Google can be a good friend
Today at 11:23:26 pm
Russaholic: Apparently your table crashed or something
Today at 11:24:30 pm
T-Bonizzle: BBB is my host
Today at 11:25:05 pm
T-Bonizzle: SIGH
Today at 11:25:06 pm
Russaholic: On Hallowed Ground II
Today at 11:25:32 pm
Russaholic: Experts def. CWC in a Tables Match
Quote from: Jonny Briggs on July 04, 2011, 04:53:14 PM
In the middle of a huge shoutbox dust-up:
Blake True: Hey duckman your nephew had 4 shits today
Today at 02:49:28 pm
That is comedy timing
LOL! He's not always that funny you know. That's also a true story, the kid's a shit machine.
Peace
Duckman
wrong time to walk into the shoutbox.
QuoteBlack Death: james is your butt still virgin lol
Today at 08:22:32 pm
Just for the record... it is.
Neither memorable, or funny.
Come back when there's been physical contact. 'Til then I'm gonna sit with my tiara on and watch Glee, kthnxbye.
Black Death: where the white women at!!!!
Today at 01:58:37 pm
Capt. Josh Underpants: in my bed
Today at 02:00:16 pm
jagilki: I'm assuming he meant older than 13
Today at 02:00:37 pm
Capt. Josh Underpants: along with a black girl, a latina, and an asian chick
Today at 02:00:37 pm
Capt. Josh Underpants: go rape a deer Jag
[August 27, 2011, 11:13:55 pm]Black Death: josh funny my bf wanted to do baby spice also ... he also half mexican
BD comes out of the closet
I don't know what your talking 'bout Josh, BD has been openly illeterate for a long time
Quote from: TyTy (formerly Trifecta) on August 27, 2011, 11:35:26 PM
I don't know what your talking 'bout Josh, BD has been openly illeterate for a long time
lol win.
Quote from: TyTy (formerly Trifecta) on August 27, 2011, 11:35:26 PM
I don't know what your talking 'bout Josh, BD has been openly illeterate for a long time
Best reply! Hah!
Quote[Oct 09 04:36:36] Kise:That may really push Matt over the edge.
[Oct 09 04:47:19] Kise:I came back online to say that I meant no pun by saying edge.
[Oct 09 04:47:28] Kise:tis all
This, given the fact a picture of Edge and Reby Sky was posted, made me fucking laugh!
Quote[Jun 18 20:49:16] T-Bonizzle:Russ is into Latinos
[Jun 18 20:49:17] pilsbery:it's not mine. It's the little green man fault
[Jun 18 20:50:19] T-Bonizzle:There's a tip for everyone in ET
[Jun 18 20:50:43] Russaholic:Be a latino?
[Jun 18 20:50:49] T-Bonizzle:Yes
[Jun 18 20:51:16] Russaholic:Well the only definite latinos in the game I know are Gary and Captain Josh. Frankly I'd rather go balls deep in a goat.
[Jun 18 20:51:49] MaskedLuchaLibre:I am Latino ... Mexican to be exact
[Jun 18 20:51:50] T-Bonizzle:There's another tip.
[Jun 18 20:52:00] T-Bonizzle:Be a goat
[Jun 18 20:52:06] MaskedLuchaLibre:but I am not a goat
[Jun 18 20:52:12] Russaholic:Diego de la Vega wins for being a latino!
[Jun 18 20:52:22] Russaholic:Daniel Bryan wins for being most goat-like!
[Jun 18 20:52:29] MaskedLuchaLibre:Arriba!!
[Jun 18 20:52:37] pilsbery:can't wait for the goodbye chants
[Jun 18 20:52:47] Russaholic:If we can find a latino goat, that's the new True Expert.
[Jun 18 20:52:59] domingo:Joaquin "el chivo" Blanco
[Jun 18 20:53:05] Russaholic:Big Johnny is my favourite.
[Jun 18 20:53:18] Russaholic:He needs to be on TV forever and ever amen.
[Jun 18 20:53:26] Chris Shields:I happen to have a goat brought from Mexico
[Jun 18 20:53:39] Russaholic:LOL, you're not winning Chris.
[Jun 18 20:53:51] Russaholic:But I'll pencil you in to come third in your group as a special favour.
[Jun 18 20:53:58] MaskedLuchaLibre:Do mormons believe in goats?
[Jun 18 20:54:02] Chris Shields:That's just wrong
[Jun 23 17:33:02] Arkia Fisk:Som if you grope any part of me in route to beating me I will hunt you down!!
[Jun 23 17:33:21] Insomnia:Hahahahaha.
[Jun 23 17:33:30] Insomnia:A fiesty bitch. I like it. ^_^
[Jun 23 17:34:02] Insomnia:That'd imply you had something to grope, though...
[Jun 23 17:34:04] jagilki:Now look, Spoony just got fired for Rape jokes, you don't want to follow suit.
[Jun 23 17:34:05] Insomnia:D:
[Jun 23 17:34:07] T-Bonizzle:Now you definitely need to do it
[Jun 23 17:34:07] Arkia Fisk:the feistiest!
[Jun 23 17:34:40] Arkia Fisk:hahaha...trust there's more than enough cushion in all the pushing
[Jun 23 17:34:49] Insomnia:Hahaha
[Jun 23 17:34:49] Arkia Fisk:not store bought either
[Jun 23 17:35:02] jagilki:.......
[Jun 23 17:35:14] jagilki:guys.... AlexK might be present.
[Jun 23 17:35:23] Insomnia:Even if 'Som ends up wired up to an iron ling it'll be worth it. "I groped Arkia Fisk" has a nice ring to it.
[Jun 23 17:35:33] Insomnia:*lung
[Jun 23 17:35:34] T-Bonizzle:He needs to learn about adult things sometimes Jag
[Jun 23 17:35:40] jagilki:An Iron Ling?
[Jun 23 17:35:49] T-Bonizzle:You should put it in your sig som
[Jun 23 17:35:57] Insomnia:Yes, Jagiliki. I invented it.
[Jun 23 17:36:01] jagilki:Ohhhh I thought maybe that was some weird sex toy.
[Jun 23 17:36:10] Insomnia:Hahahaha.
[Jun 23 17:36:25] Insomnia:'Som vs. Arkia in a ballgag n' bullwhip match!
[Jun 23 17:36:37] Insomnia:just 'cause jagilki likes it
[Jun 23 17:36:42] Arkia Fisk:what OH GOD!
[Jun 23 17:37:04] jagilki:.......
[Jun 23 17:37:20] Insomnia:Hey, don't be so proud miss. I'd be lowering my standards quite a bit too!
Jul 08 18:26:01] T-Bonizzle:Who is Mason Andrews?
[Jul 08 18:26:10] T-Bonizzle:Some random jobber they invited to play?
[Jul 08 18:26:11] JackHondo:Looks like Ernest Borgnine died
[Jul 08 18:26:34] jagilki:I wouldn't say Mason Andrews looks THAT bad Hondage.
Chris Shields:I tested it out, I can get my leg up there and perform the move
Quote[Aug 19 20:18:26] Chris Shields:I tested it out, I can get my leg up there and perform the move
O.O
[Oct 11 00:02:56] Tritch:well we got the minimum but i'd really like to fill the rest of the roles. so tell your friends
[Oct 11 00:36:52] Mike Powers:We're efedders. We don't have friends.
[Oct 12 12:47:36] Mike Powers:It happens to every guy now and then. Just keep pumping away, and sooner or later you'll get there.
[Oct 12 12:47:40] Mike Powers:Nothing to be ashamed of.
[Nov 11 22:58:37] Alex K:Daddy don't like that penis talk, it angers him.
[Nov 26 17:50:06] jagilki:BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
[Nov 26 17:50:24] jagilki:bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
[Nov 26 17:50:41] jagilki:BritneySpears14: Hey...
[Nov 26 17:50:58] jagilki: bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
[Nov 26 17:51:21] jagilki:BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
[Nov 26 17:51:36] jagilki:bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
[Nov 26 17:51:55] jagilki: BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
[Nov 26 17:52:08] JackHondo:and thats how Omegle started
[Nov 26 17:53:40] jagilki:BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
[Nov 26 17:54:21] jagilki:Later
[Nov 26 17:54:26] jagilki:BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
[Nov 26 17:54:41] jagilki: eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
[Nov 26 17:54:58] jagilki: BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
[Nov 26 17:55:17] jagilki:BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
[Nov 26 17:55:40] jagilki:eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
[Nov 26 17:56:08] jagilki:BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
The day hondo and jag naughty chatted in the chat box. I was creeped lol
Hondo only had one shout......
...even creepier
hard to type with one hand
My life is ruined.
[Nov 29 20:24:19] Rob:My latest follower on twitter is a retirement home. What the fuck!
[Dec 14 14:15:38] Judge:So quick poll, has everything seemed more responsive to you guys?
[Dec 14 14:16:28] jagilki:My penis seems to have more spring.
[Dec 20 13:35:28] HarmonyFTW:One of the girls at work has had the last 2 days off sick with norovirus
[Dec 20 13:35:43] HarmonyFTW:She's coming back tomorrow, needless to say I'm steering clear of her, as much as I'm her friend haha
[Dec 20 13:36:08] jagilki:Jack Hondo is such a ladies Man, the Family Reunions are dangerous places to be.
[Dec 20 13:36:19] Chris Shields:Yea, fuck that bitch
[Dec 20 13:36:28] Chris Shields:Avoid her like the damn plague
[Dec 20 13:36:45] jagilki:....
[Dec 20 13:36:55] jagilki:You can't do both at the same time...........
[Dec 20 13:37:35] HarmonyFTW:My mum is still currently being "treated" for breast cancer, so god forbid she gets it cos her immune system still isn't brilliant
[Dec 20 13:37:42] Chris Shields:I meant, fuck in the proverbial sense, not the physical sense
[Dec 20 13:44:13] jagilki:Oh, so a typical Shields fuck then?
[Dec 20 13:46:03] jagilki:purely proverbial
[Jan 20 23:53:12] T-Dungeon Master:No I forgot I got skipped a round
[Jan 21 09:49:54] Not Rob:You skipped around?
[Jan 21 10:26:02] T-Dungeon Master:There is a space between "a" and "round"
[Jan 21 10:49:32] JackHondo:then you spelled it wrong.
[Jan 21 10:53:14] Not Rob:Skipping around is more fun than skipping a round
[Jan 21 11:01:11] Chris Shields:That's just science
[Jan 30 12:51:15] Marq:It's the lady birthday today, and her present? She wanted to watch the Royal Rumble last night, so we did.
[Jan 30 12:51:24] Marq:*lady's
[Jan 30 12:51:27] Not Rob:I would expect nothing less
[Jan 30 12:52:28] Black Death:so you gave her a royal rumble last night ... good job marq
[Jan 30 12:53:36] Black Death:so you made her feel good like billy bob Thornton
[Jan 30 12:56:34] JackHondo:...
[Jan 30 12:56:50] Not Rob:rofl
[Jan 30 12:58:23] Marq:Wow.
Today in the shout box, we were talking about e-wrestling. Its been a very long time since I saw that lol
[Jan 31 21:36:26] GM Mike Powers:When a large black man asks you to sniff powder from his ass, you do so
[Jan 31 21:36:31] GM Mike Powers:Ask BD
Good to know, lol
Black Death [21|Feb 10:48 PM]: damn it stoner took the man that I wanted
LOL @ Bone's coincidental shout just as Jag shouts his. You'll know it when you see it.
jagilki [29|Mar 08:33 PM]: I for one hope we get more Deadliest Catch commercials this year
JackHondo [29|Mar 08:34 PM]: 3MB vs. The Dues from Duck Dynasty in a Duck Call on a Pole match
JackHondo [29|Mar 08:34 PM]: *Dudes
T-Dungeon Master [29|Mar 08:34 PM]: The kid's mom in that Miz commerical is a cougar
jagilki [29|Mar 08:34 PM]: I also secretly hope for Micke James to return and finger Trish's vag.
T-Dungeon Master [29|Mar 08:35 PM]: BLACK HOLE SLAM
JackHondo [29|Mar 08:35 PM]: HEYYOOOOH!!
JackHondo [29|Mar 08:35 PM]: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
jagilki [29|Mar 08:35 PM]: I guess you could call it that.
JackHondo [29|Mar 08:35 PM]: @ T-Bone's reply post
JackHondo [29|Mar 08:36 PM]: ohmygod Im dying over here
Took me awhile to figure out what you were laughing about.
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jagilki [27|Apr 08:09 PM]: You can pray on your back?
Chris Shields [27|Apr 08:11 PM]: Sure, my ex did it a lot of times
Chris Shields [27|Apr 08:13 PM]: ;D
jagilki [27|Apr 08:16 PM]: "Oh God, Oh God, Oh God"?
Chris Shields [27|Apr 08:19 PM]: Yep
jagilki [27|Apr 08:21 PM]: So, did you at least beat the other guy up before breaking up with her?
Chris Shields [27|Apr 08:23 PM]: What other guy?
jagilki [27|Apr 08:25 PM]: The one making her say "Oh God".
Chris Shields [27|Apr 08:25 PM]: There was no guy
Chris Shields [27|Apr 08:25 PM]: She was by herself praying
Chris Shields [27|Apr 08:26 PM]: Pretty much every time I'd come back from work
Stonerman [27|Apr 08:26 PM]: By herself eh? Knew you couldn't have anything to do with it.
Chris Shields [27|Apr 08:27 PM]: She said "Oh God" plenty of times for me, but it damn sure wasn't praying
PapaPancho [27|Apr 08:28 PM]: oh god i cant even feel it
PapaPancho [27|Apr 08:28 PM]: oh god i cant even see it
PapaPancho [27|Apr 08:28 PM]: oh god why couldnt you be more like black death
^
ha
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Chris Shields [25|Jun 11:14 AM]: That video is funny for about the first 20 - 30 seconds, but after that it's just annoying
jagilki [25|Jun 11:17 AM]: so, it's like sex with you
Chris Shields [25|Jun 11:21 AM]: Switch out funny with amazing, and then, yes
JackHondo [25|Jun 11:30 AM]: switch amazing out with kinda gross and I think we've got a winner.
Chris Shields [25|Jun 11:31 AM]: Why don't you ask your mother how gross it was
JackHondo [25|Jun 11:32 AM]: She said it was pretty bad. Especially the crying afterwards. She was also confused as to why you needed the pacifier to go to sleep afterwards.
Chris Shields [25|Jun 11:38 AM]: She said she wouldn't mention that
Chris Shields [25|Jun 11:38 AM]: THAT BITCH!
jagilki [25|Jun 11:39 AM]: no matter how you slice it. It's still 20-30 seconds before it's annoying.
Chris Shields [25|Jun 11:40 AM]: Like I care
Quote from: JackHondo on December 20, 2012, 02:54:31 PM
[Dec 20 13:35:28] HarmonyFTW:One of the girls at work has had the last 2 days off sick with norovirus
[Dec 20 13:35:43] HarmonyFTW:She's coming back tomorrow, needless to say I'm steering clear of her, as much as I'm her friend haha
[Dec 20 13:36:08] jagilki:Jack Hondo is such a ladies Man, the Family Reunions are dangerous places to be.
[Dec 20 13:36:19] Chris Shields:Yea, fuck that bitch
[Dec 20 13:36:28] Chris Shields:Avoid her like the damn plague
[Dec 20 13:36:45] jagilki:....
[Dec 20 13:36:55] jagilki:You can't do both at the same time...........
[Dec 20 13:37:35] HarmonyFTW:My mum is still currently being "treated" for breast cancer, so god forbid she gets it cos her immune system still isn't brilliant
[Dec 20 13:37:42] Chris Shields:I meant, fuck in the proverbial sense, not the physical sense
[Dec 20 13:44:13] jagilki:Oh, so a typical Shields fuck then?
[Dec 20 13:46:03] jagilki:purely proverbial
Just want to put this out there, the only way she could give you norovirus is by not cleaning her hands after she poops and then touches your food. Otherwise, norovirus isn't contagious. It takes a very specific occurrence of events for someone to contract norovirus. Lesson of this story, don't eat poopy food.
QuoteJackHondo [26|Jul 09:28 AM]: I understand. I couldn't imagine.
Jon [26|Jul 09:28 AM]: Where were you treated at?
Dorling [26|Jul 09:28 AM]: You'll get through it man
GM Franchise [26|Jul 09:29 AM]: Stay positive
Black Death [26|Jul 09:29 AM]: i am at northest Methodist
Black Death [26|Jul 09:30 AM]: on the positive note i lose like 5 pounds lol
Black Death [26|Jul 09:30 AM]: another bad joke
Jennifer [26|Jul 09:30 AM]: ... I love you. XD
Black Death [26|Jul 09:31 AM]: so I have catching up to do
Black Death [26|Jul 09:31 AM]: in the game
Jennifer [26|Jul 09:31 AM]: Franchise won a match.
GM Franchise [26|Jul 09:32 AM]: Yep, the losing streak is OVER! :D
Stoner [26|Jul 09:32 AM]: Rob murdered his team.
Jennifer [26|Jul 09:33 AM]: Then Justin murdered his team.
Jennifer [26|Jul 09:33 AM]: Then Steven murdered his team.
Black Death [26|Jul 09:33 AM]: lol
Black Death [26|Jul 09:33 AM]: damn
GM Franchise [26|Jul 09:33 AM]: At the same time, btw
Stoner [26|Jul 09:33 AM]: Then Ty Castrated his team before setting his team on fire with napalm.
Jon [26|Jul 09:33 AM]: BD, you should read my offseason grades in the FBL Editorial section, that'll help you catch up.
Jennifer [26|Jul 09:33 AM]: And Josh got Cunningham and Chang but apparently can't rebound for toffee.
GM Franchise [26|Jul 09:33 AM]: Ty's team is worse than my Spuds team, BD
Jennifer [26|Jul 09:33 AM]: We don't actually have the week one results yet btw, we're just going off the general news
Dorling [26|Jul 09:34 AM]: We drafted you a good team BD.
Black Death [26|Jul 09:34 AM]: i notice ... i owe you guys
Stoner [26|Jul 09:34 AM]: We put Hondo in charge of drafting for you, but more or less all discussed who and how we should pick for you
GM Franchise [26|Jul 09:35 AM]: Yeah we did in the chat box
Black Death [26|Jul 09:35 AM]: need to send you guys some sodas
Jon [26|Jul 09:35 AM]: I think you being back is thanks enough big guy.
GM Franchise [26|Jul 09:36 AM]: Agreed
Black Death [26|Jul 09:37 AM]: damn missed the deadline on the rp ... hope russ understands
Black Death [26|Jul 09:37 AM]: lol
Stoner [26|Jul 09:37 AM]: He said it was ok on account of you hadn't been posting anywhere at all
Stoner [26|Jul 09:38 AM]: If you had been on the boards and doing stuff and missed the deadline it would have been a different matter
Jon [26|Jul 09:38 AM]: He'll be happy to hear you're alright.
Jennifer [26|Jul 09:38 AM]: I think this is the mother of all reasons not to RP, mate. XD
Stoner [26|Jul 09:38 AM]: And once he finds out the latest development I'm sure he'll just be glad to see you're ok like the rest of us are
JustinP [26|Jul 09:39 AM]: BD is back!!!!!!!!!
GM Franchise [26|Jul 09:39 AM]: Yeah I don't think the RP will be a big deal after what's happened on your end
Black Death [26|Jul 09:40 AM]: you guys know me ... I like to keep my promises
JustinP [26|Jul 09:40 AM]: Sorry if I missed this part of the shoutbox convo, but where you been big guy?
Black Death [26|Jul 09:41 AM]: i had to go to the hospital , lose my left foot
Black Death [26|Jul 09:41 AM]: got gang green in it
Black Death [26|Jul 09:42 AM]: I am diabetic , but I did not know it
JustinP [26|Jul 09:43 AM]: Aww man, sorry to hear that. Did they say how you got infected with it?
Black Death [26|Jul 09:44 AM]: yeah , I got cut on my toe
JustinP [26|Jul 09:44 AM]: Have they already amputated your foot?
Black Death [26|Jul 09:45 AM]: yep
Black Death [26|Jul 09:47 AM]: truth ... sometimes I can still feel my toes
Black Death [26|Jul 09:47 AM]: weird
The box doesn't usually let me c/p things, but I think even it knew BD coming back was worth remembering in the thread.
I has a scared.
Quote<T-Bone>: Even better
<T-Bone>: We set ourselves up for a killing field
<T-Bone>: And then place huge bounties on each other
<T-Bone>: And if we get into issue, we kill each other
<jagilki>: ......
T(errorist)-Bone
<jagilki>: Oh and theres T-Boner
<jagilki>: Just in time to suck all the fun out of the place
<T-Bone>: Just in time to suck you
FINALLY SOMETHING FOR THIS AGAIN
<GM_Franchise>: You started trolling two minutes into the game...
<Jon>: They were losing two minutes into the game....
<GM_Franchise>: ...
Sigh....
<Jon>: And the Chiefs are the underdogs
<GM_Franchise>: Chiefs are underdogs? LOL
<GM_Franchise>: They're already in the playoffs
<Jon>: They are playing their backups....
<GM_Franchise>: SO?
<Jon>: How are they not the undeddogs?
<GM_Franchise>: That doesn't mean a thing
<Jon>: lol
<GM_Franchise>: They're not underdogs
So memorable that I've forgotten it already
Quote from: Rob on December 29, 2013, 06:25:34 PM
So memorable that I've forgotten it already
Can't tell if British humor or just not funny.
You have to measure how much of the stick is out of his ass to tell.
<jagilki>: this woman BD is lusting on in the topic.
<jagilki>: does she have a weird hybrid of ass and tits... an assbreast?
<Jon>: The underdog Raiders beat the 1 seed Chargers to get into the Super Bowl!!! LOL
<GM_Franchise>: Is she an Assbeast?
<jagilki>: NO NO NO
Quote from: jagilki on December 29, 2013, 06:48:58 PM
You have to measure how much of the stick is out of his ass to tell.
+1
Quote from: Jon on December 29, 2013, 06:28:22 PM
Can't tell if British humor or just not funny.
But your memorable shoutbox conversation
was funny?
Quote from: Rob on December 30, 2013, 07:38:18 PM
But your memorable shoutbox conversation was funny?
Who said anything about it being funny?
Not memorable. Not funny. Just, when Boredom sets in.
21:03 <capt_Josh>: You can not stop a mexican from stealing yoru identity
21:04 <Powers>: Try changing to my name, see if it works.
21:04 <capt_Josh>: its what we do
21:04 <jagilki>: Can't do it WHILE YOU HAVE YOUR NAME
21:04 *** TJ is now known as Phillip
21:04 *** Powers is now known as YourName
21:04 *** jagilki is now known as Powers
21:04 *** Phillip is now known as Rivers
21:05 *** Trumpers is now known as Talon_Wilkerson
21:05 *** Talon is now known as Jon
21:05 *** Powers is now known as TJ
21:05 *** Jon is now known as DnK
21:05 *** TJ is now known as Jon
21:05 *** Rivers is now known as KOBE_BEAN_BRYANT
21:05 *** YourName is now known as TyTy
21:05 <capt_Josh>: owww i have no idea who any of you are now
21:05 *** DnK is now known as jerk
21:05 *** Talon_Wilkerson is now known as Jagilki
21:05 *** KOBE_BEAN_BRYANT is now known as Shaq
21:06 <TyTy>: I suck and FBL and I throw bitch fests
21:06 <Shaq>: HOWS MAH ASS TASTE!
21:06 <TyTy>: JamesFranchise
21:06 *** TyTy is now known as JamesFranchise
21:06 *** jerk is now known as Powermonger
21:06 <JamesFranchise>: Yes, yes you do TyTy
21:06 *** JamesFranchise is now known as TyTy
21:06 *** Jagilki is now known as Alex_K
21:06 *** Jon is now known as tequila
21:06 <TyTy>: Waaaaaaaaah
21:06 *** Powermonger is now known as The
21:06 *** Shaq is now known as Peyton_Goddamn_Manning
21:06 <Alex_K>: BEST GMS UNITE!
21:06 *** The is now known as BlackLantern
21:06 *** TyTy is now known as Eli
21:06 <Peyton_Goddamn_Manning>: BOW DOWN BITCHES!
21:06 *** tequila is now known as jagilki
21:07 <Eli>: I have more super bowl rings then you
21:07 <Peyton_Goddamn_Manning>: Dad likes me better
21:07 <Alex_K>: Eli...
21:07 *** BlackLantern is now known as Jon
21:07 <Alex_K>: I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!
21:07 <jagilki>: Eli doesn't even have the Manning name.
You know it's bad when Jag pretends to be AlexK on the shoutbox.
actually Alex, notice the capitalization. That was somebody pretending to be me pretending to be you.
That's even worse, lol. Oh, I just realized who it actually was LOL. Y'all are crazy.
Quote from: GM AlexK on January 30, 2014, 11:08:17 AM
That's even worse, lol. Oh, I just realized who it actually was LOL. Y'all are crazy.
I doubt that lol
I don't even know who I am anymore!
Quote from: GM AlexK on January 30, 2014, 11:45:14 AM
I don't even know who I am anymore!
We know that already.
partly because it's kind of funny, partly because this thread hasn't seen a post since January
20:39 <T-Bone>: In other news it's raining in England
20:41 <jagilki>: Don't tell me theirs fog too?
20:41 <jagilki>: next you'll say Rob has a stick up his bum
20:41 <jagilki>: there's*
20:44 <T-Bone>: BREAKING NEWS
20:45 <T-Bone>: ROB HOLLANDS SIGHTED IN LONDON TODAY SPORTING A NEW STICK IN HIS BUM
20:45 <jagilki>: aaaand posted to his facebook
20:45 <jagilki>: not really
20:46 <T-Bone>: THE STICK WAS REPORTEDLY MORE STREAMLINED THAN HIS OLD ONE
20:47 <jagilki>: HAS A BUILT IN IPOD
20:47 <jagilki>: FULL OF STUCK UP SNOOTY MUSIC
20:47 <T-Bone>: MR. HOLLANDS COMMENTED HIS NEW STICK 'ALLOWS FOR MORE EFFICIENT GRUMBLING THEN EVER BEFORE'
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20:50 <T-Bone>: LOLOLOLOL
20:50 <T-Bone>: Somehow this is Jag's fault
Time to resurrect this thread:
15:17:22] <@jagilki> http://gawker.com/woman-gets-third-boob-implanted-wants-to-be-unattract-1637586099 (http://gawker.com/woman-gets-third-boob-implanted-wants-to-be-unattract-1637586099)
[15:18:16] <@jagilki> BD would still do it
[15:19:38] <Gates> So she wanted to be like the one from Total Recall?
[15:19:41] <~TheJudge> She just saw Total Recall and did it
[15:19:56] <~TheJudge> 6/10 not unique, would still do.
[15:20:36] <@jagilki> "her biggest dream is to have an MTV reality show."
[15:20:37] <~TheJudge> plus if you think getting another boob is going to make you "unattractive" to men, lady, you don't know men very well.
[15:20:48] <@jagilki> one for each hand.
[15:20:51] <@jagilki> one for the mo....
[15:20:52] <@jagilki> uhm...
[15:20:55] <@jagilki> nvm.
[15:21:05] <@jagilki> already gave that too much thought
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<Blofeld>: Man fuck you man....
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<jagilki>: wait, you didn't leave contact info...
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Was it something you said Jag?
16:07 DaPanch slaps Namira on the buttocks
16:07 DaPanch I want to get along too
16:07 Namira Saucy.
16:07 TheJudge unless China filters at a .mp3 level he could download it if he could get to the forums
16:07 DaPanch so let's go along
16:08 jagilki is jealous
16:08 Gates I'll get along
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16:08 Namira look jag there is plenty of pancho to go around
16:08 jagilki slaps Metros ass
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17:31 Fnord BYE!
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17:31 jagiIki ....
17:31 jagiIki Midas must of got home
17:32 jagiIki Midas: "I told you not to go in the chat room!"
17:32 jagiIki Fnord: "But I was bored."
17:32 Gates lol
17:32 jagiIki Midas: "Diner isn't on the table!"
17:33 jagiIki Fnord: "It'll be done in a bit dear."
17:33 jagiIki *Midas removes his belt.*
17:33 Gates It'll get done now!
17:33 jagiIki Midas: "Assume the position"
17:33 jagiIki 50 Shades of Fnord
Why am I banned from #efk?
Because of your shoes.
Quote from: Jon on March 06, 2015, 08:24:11 PM
Why am I banned from #efk?
That was T-Bone fucking up. I've punished him appropriately.
You mean Franchise
I'd love to add more memorial chatbox stuff here....but the chat is void of most life! C'mon people, what else you gonna do with your day while trolling MFX?
19:02 jagilki She's castrating a dog
19:02 jagilki live on TV
19:02 Blackdeath you heard about Pluto ... that messed up
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