This is quite simple..are you pissed off at something?someone? efedding related?real life? wrestling? This is the thread for you to say Fuck to whatever is pissing you off. I saw this on another board, and they had re-do the thread 3 times because it got so full of posts. So if you wanna vent..hell if you wanna say fuck gary for making this lame thread so be it. In due time..one you've vented you shall thank me. I shall start with:
FUCK you Russ for making rp twice in the same week with the same character haven't done that in about 5 years.
FUCK all of you who dont vote for Tim, Cliff, Draeden or Russ at the RK awards.
I didn't make you do anything...
FUCK this asshole who doesn't know when to get the hell out of my house.
FUCK YOU YANKEE BLUE JEANS!
FUCK YOU TIM FOR BEING TIM.
FUCK TWILIGHT FOR BEING GAYER THAN RUSS
Fuck a Pussy
Fuck A Mouth
Fuck An Ass
Fuck anyone that opposes the Final Solution!
(we're good, gentle people, dammit!)
F**k you Gary, for stealing my gimmick of making stupid a** posts. And for taking my BOTR comment too seriously ;) lol
Fuck this shit.
Fuck TV.
Fuck being alcohol. Not that I'm out of it now, but I will be
Fuck how quickly I can read not letting me avoid spoilers.
That said, fuck people spoilering shit on the shouty.
Y'know what makes me laugh...
There is a thread about complaining about stuff, and only ONE British person has posted a complait in it.
Wow!
fuck the wanker who deleted my topic at the Experts! It's the 4th of July here you tea sipping fairy! AMERICA!
Fuck the assholes who post spoilers in the shout box on the months they can afford 50 dollars, and get mad when others do it when they can't afford ppv's.
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Fuck you and your lame ass admin status[/img]
Fuck those who complain about spoilers on the SB about UFC or WWE when you know they are gonna be there on a website where everyone is gonna be talking about it.
I'd take the point if this were a dedicated MMA board, but it's not - and I don't want to be avoiding it for the whole two days until I'm going to see a show when I want to check up on things like the video game tourney, mafia or the opening of ET sign ups. There's a whole board for discussing MMA, it's not hard to drop your comments in the topics there for talking about UFC...
Fuck the people who don't understand what a spoiler is. A spoiler is a result that happens before the event/show airs in question. After that, it's not a fucking spoiler.
;)
Uh, not necessarily. If you discover an ending or result ahead of you actually watching/reading/whatever said ending or result, you have had it spoiled for you, therefore it is a spoiler...
Quote from: Speedy on July 04, 2010, 05:57:26 PM
Uh, not necessarily. If you discover an ending or result ahead of you actually watching/reading/whatever said ending or result, you have had it spoiled for you, therefore it is a spoiler...
Technically, but If bring up an old match result between The Rock and Austin years ago, and someone who just has HAPPENED not to see it yet, then tough shit. I'd like to think there is a difference between ''Spoiled'' and ''Spoiler''.
I'd be with you on that one. It's the fact it was an event not one day past that was annoying me in the first instance.
Quote from: Speedy on July 04, 2010, 06:22:30 PM
I'd be with you on that one. It's the fact it was an event not one day past that was annoying me in the first instance.
I don't think it makes a difference, bro. Spoiler is just something that hasn't been aired yet or offically made known. Having, something spoiled comes the day after. But really, I'm just nitpicking and my intial statement was me just being an asshole in light.
Personally, I'd stay away from the chatbox or any specific threads in question to avoid it. Sometimes a day after the match result, I'll go look at a UFC fight and it'll be spoilt as I'm googling it. It's one of those things that you can't do much about.
So, fuck google.
Fuck the fact that I've gotta get up off my comfy couch and use the bathroom.
Fuck my couch for not actually being that comfortable.
Fuck the DivX player for freezing up while I'm trying to watch Wakfu.
The people who run the iTunes page on Facebook, and promote a playlist you'd have to pay 30 bucks to download? I deliver a message:
F**K OFF
Fuck Midas.
Fuck these crab cakes that are supposed to be processed so they don't have tiny pieces of shell in them.
Fnuck Fnord
How many goddamn feds does he need to flake on before EVERYONE JUST BANS HIM and his shittily spelled name.
who did he flake on now?
Jesse's zombie writing site, The Sanctuary.
well then why dont people no show the rest of his mafia game?
Quote from: Gary on July 05, 2010, 06:23:57 PM
well then why dont people no show the rest of his mafia game?
Because that's childish.
The cunt keeps signing up for more than he can handle.
If you're going to be busy, then consider your schedule.
Don't sign up to RP for a tournament, a different RPing game, continue RPing for a fed AND run a mafia game. Some people can do it. Fnord cannot. Simple as.
Exactly.
I'm SURE he can handle RPing in ONE fed at a time with an easy schedule.
But the fact that he KEEPS doing this shit, and then isn't really apologetic about it.... and even gets pissy when you (I) call him out on it?
He's a fucking cunt. I'm glad for G-2 if he's not missing shit in there, but the motherfucker should just stay the fuck away from everything else.
And it's people like him that convinced me to stop playing Mafia. I couldn't handle the constant having to play with fucktards left and right who THINK they're good, but fuck everything up, and flake on other stuff while they play mafia... shittily
Fuck the people who want to fuck Fnord. That's gross man!
Nobody wants to fuck him.
People want to Fnuck him though
Fucken A... Fuck a B (it's got more holes.) Fuck Humidity. Fuck the sunshine. Fuck the police. Fucken fuck fuck...fuck it... Somebody else has said it all better than I can, so here... there words instead of mine...
"FUCK THE WORLD!
Fuck 'em all
FUCK 'EM ALL
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck us
Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus
Fuck Darius,
Fuck the west coast and fuck everybody on the east
EAT SHIT AND DIE, or fuck off atleast
Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck rulers, kings and queens and gold jewelers
Fuck wine coolers
Fuck chickens, fuck ducks
Everybody in your crew sucks punk motha fucks
Fuck critics, fuck your review
Even if you like me, FUCK YOU!
Fuck your mom, fuck your moms mamma
Fuck the Beastie Boys and the dalai lama
Fuck the rain forest, fuck a forest gump
You probably like it in the RUMP, fuck a shoe pump
Fuck the real deal, and fuck all the fakes
Fuck all 52 states, oooh
And fuck you
If I only could I'd set the world on fire (3x)
If I only could I'd set the world on fire (keep repeating)
Say fuck the world
FUCK THE WORLD!
Fuck 'em all
FUCK 'EM ALL
FUCK 'EM ALL
Fuck Oprah, fuck opera, fuck a soap opera
Fuck a pop locker and a cock blocker
Fuck your girlfriend I probably did her already
Fuck Kyle and his brother Tom Petty, jump steady
My homie fuck 'em what are ya gonna do
Fuck that bitch fuck you
Yeah well fuck you to
Don't bother to analyze these rhymes
In this song I say FUCK 93 times
Fuck the president, fuck your welfare
Fuck your government and fuck Fred Bear
Fuck Nugent, like anybody gives a fuck
You like to hunt a lot, SO FUCKIN WHAT!
Fuck disco, Count of Monte Cristo
Fuck cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco
And fuck everyone that went down with the Titanic, in a panic
I'm like, FUCK YOU ALL!!!!
If I only could I'd set the world on fire (keep repeating)
Say fuck the world
FUCK THE WORLD!
Fuck 'em all
FUCK 'EM ALL
FUCK 'EM ALL
Fuck Celine Dion and fuck Deon Warwick
You both make me sick, suck my dick
Fuck the Berlin wall, both sides of it
And fuck Lyle Lovett, whoever the fuck that is
Fuck everybody in the hemisphere
Fuck them across the world and fuck them right here
You know the guy who operates the Rouge river
draw bridge in Delray on Jefferson?
FUCK HIM!
Fuck your idea, fuck your gonorrhea, fuck your diarrhea, Rocky Miavia
Fuck your wife your homie did he's fuckin you
Fuck the police and the 5-0 too
Fuck Spin, Rolling Stone, and fuck Vibe
Fuck everybody inside
Whoevers on the cover, fuck his mother
Fuck your little brother's homie from around the way
And fuck Violent J"
Little late but:
Fuck you Wayne Rooney.
fuck when my coffee doesnt come out just right..
Fuck horrible relationships.
Fuck cheaters.
Fuck Twilight.
Fuck Heeleys.
Fuck the mall.
Fuck GAP.
Fuck Sarah Palin.
Fuck Alf.
Fuck The Miami Sound Machine.
Fuck hustlers.
Fuck my cunthole of an exgirlfriend.
Fuck Barney Green (YEAH I SAID IT!!)
Fuck those annoying kids outside my window deciding to play basketball. IT'S 11:30 YOU PRICKS!
Fuck you...YEAH, YOU!
Fuck the summer solstice.
Fuck Halloween...both the movie AND the holiday!
Fuck Tiger Woods..........literally, go fuck Tiger Woods. I hear he's good.
Fuck IUP Admissions, Registrar and Financial Aid Team.
Fuck my shitty e-mail.
Fuck this slow ass computer.
Fuck THIS guy ------> ::)
Like totally fuck all your like negativity man. Let's all like sit back and like stare at the sky and the moon and think nice calming deep thoughts about the sky and the moon.
Dude, like have you ever truly looked at the moon?
Dude, like look at the moon dude and tell me how you can feel negative.
Dude..... Fuck Stoner I thunk he psirke my borwnies.
Know what? Fuck gay people! How come their label gets to be synonymous with 'happy' while mine describes a fucking line?
Speaking of lines, fuck queues.
And fuck the letter Q. It's unnecessary.
Fuck guys who are afraid of their girl having guy friends, damn paranoid pricks
And space aliens. Fuck that shit.
fuck zombies ;D
and FUCK people who rp in efeds and forget the one most important thing..its about WRESTLING.
Quote from: Gary on July 12, 2010, 03:17:15 AM
and FUCK people who rp in efeds and forget the one most important thing..its about WRESTLING.
That's either a joke, or someone doesn't realize what The Sanctuary is all about.
Either way, you're a whorebiscuit. >:(
first one was to bother jesse...second wasnt even in reference to sanctuary.
LOL, thanks for clarifying. Was gonna go flesh-eater on you.
Quote from: Gary on July 12, 2010, 03:12:24 AM
fuck zombies ;D
BTW, I don't recommend this. Fluid transfer, bad idea.
Quote from: Gary on July 12, 2010, 12:20:58 PM
first one was to bother jesse...second wasnt even in reference to sanctuary.
Oh, I know. I was pulling your leg...something I'd rather not do all too often. ;) lol
Quote from: Gary on July 12, 2010, 03:17:15 AM
and FUCK people who rp in efeds and forget the one most important thing..its about WRESTLING.
YES!!!!
Fuck having to renew every insurance policy for an entire local Government! So much work.
Oh and fuck people slagging off Howard Webb for how he refereed the World Cup final - not much you can do when the dutch are doing flying kicks and diving in on people from 5 yards away for the whole game!
Peace
Duckman
Fuck the Dutch for jumping around like sissies!
Quote from: Triple B on July 12, 2010, 08:00:07 PM
Fuck the Dutch for jumping around like sissies!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ882QYzr-M (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ882QYzr-M)
Fuck Specification of Documents from the Court of Session that mean I have to do ten times the amount of work I normally do having to track down bullshit paper work that we probably don't even have anymore!
Peace
Duckman
Fuck needing prior approval for a ad that costs $100. Who cares! You're a multi-billion dollar company, give me a hundred damn dollars.
Fuck this ass kissing back biting mother fucker who can't get it through his thick monkey brain that I want to see him die in an acid bath.
Quote from: Judge Anger on July 13, 2010, 02:44:31 PM
Fuck this ass kissing back biting mother fucker who can't get it through his thick monkey brain that I want to see him die in an acid bath.
???
Fuck the Dutch for costing me the pool...
Fuck the Dutch for costing me a blowjob! http://twitter.com/BobbiEden
Fuck drivers who don't turn on their lights in the rain. Any idea how hard it is to fucking see you morons?
Fuck tailgaters... I will (and have done) slow down to 15 mph until you get the hint and back the fuck off.
Quote from: Drama Queen on July 13, 2010, 06:54:34 PM
Fuck tailgaters... I will (and have done) slow down to 15 mph until you get the hint and back the fuck off.
Quoted for FUCKing Truth
Fuck this thread.
Fuck.
Quote from: Drama Queen on July 13, 2010, 06:54:34 PM
Fuck drivers who don't turn on their lights in the rain. Any idea how hard it is to fucking see you morons?
Fuck tailgaters... I will (and have done) slow down to 15 mph until you get the hint and back the fuck off.
Quote from: Gary on July 13, 2010, 07:01:39 PM
Quoted for FUCKing Truth
FUCK YEAH
Fuck right handed control schemes.
fuck my neurotic, cleaning obsessed, moody, permanent pmt suffering, permanagging selfisolating opinionated fuck-knuckle of a flatmate
F**k people who insist on ending a post with "End of thread"...for that matter, ANYONE who feels a need to say "end of story" or "end of discussion" even in real conversations. The world does not revolve around you, we do not need you to decide when the story/discussion/thread is over. F**k off.
Fuck that white kid who says that Eminem's new single is better than King of the Beach!
Quote from: AlexK on July 16, 2010, 02:20:34 AM
F**k people who insist on ending a post with "End of thread"...for that matter, ANYONE who feels a need to say "end of story" or "end of discussion" even in real conversations. The world does not revolve around you, we do not need you to decide when the story/discussion/thread is over. F**k off.
Good one Alex... I was seriously going to open a new thread in the joust because someone did that here recently... maybe you saying it here has subdued me :)
Fuck tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority
Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha one
For a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
Fuckin with me cuz I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin my car, lookin for the product
Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics
You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo
Beat tha police outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still can't swallow bread and water
I don't know if they fags or what
Search a nigga down and grabbin his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cuz they slam ya down to the street top
Black police showin out for the white cop
Ice Cube will swarm
On any muthafucka in a blue uniform
Just cuz I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me
A young nigga on a warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dyin in LA
Yo Dre, I got somethin to say
Fuck the police (4X)
M. C. Ren, will you please give your testimony to the jury about this fucked up incident.>
Fuck tha police and Ren said it with authority
because the niggaz on the street is a majority.
A gang, is with whoever I'm stepping
and the motherfuckin' weapon
is kept in a stash box, for the so-called law
wishin' Ren was a nigga that they never saw
Lights start flashin behind me
But they're scared of a nigga so they mace me to blind me
But that shit don't work, I just laugh
Because it gives em a hint not to step in my path
To the police I'm sayin fuck you punk
Readin my rights and shit, it's all junk
Pullin out a silly club, so you stand
With a fake assed badge and a gun in your hand
But take off the gun so you can see what's up
And we'll go at it punk, I'ma fuck you up
Make ya think I'm a kick your ass
But drop your gat, and Ren's gonna blast
I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to crime
But I'm a smoke em now, and not next time
Smoke any muthafucka that sweats me
Or any assho that threatens me
I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope
Takin out a cop or two, they can't cope with me
The muthafuckin villian that's mad
With potential to get bad as fuck
So I'm a turn it around
Put in my clip, yo, and this is the sound
Ya, somethin like that, but it all depends on the size of the gat
Takin out a police would make my day
But a nigga like Ren don't give a fuck to say
Fuck the police (4X)
Police, open now. We have a warrant for Eazy-E's arrest.
Get down and put your hands up where I can see em.
Just shut the fuck up and get your muthafuckin ass on the floor.
[huh?]>
and tell the jury how you feel abou this bullshit.>
I'm tired of the muthafuckin jackin
Sweatin my gang while I'm chillin in the shackin
Shining tha light in my face, and for what
Maybe it's because I kick so much butt
I kick ass, or maybe cuz I blast
On a stupid assed nigga when I'm playin with the trigga
Of any Uzi or an AK
Cuz the police always got somethin stupid to say
They put up my picture with silence
Cuz my identity by itself causes violence
The E with the criminal behavior
Yeah, I'm a gansta, but still I got flavor
Without a gun and a badge, what do ya got?
A sucka in a uniform waitin to get shot,
By me, or another nigga.
and with a gat it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger
[MC Ren: Sidle him, kid, he's from the old school, fool]
And as you all know, E's here to rule
Whenever I'm rollin, keep lookin in the mirror
And there's no cue, yo, so I can hear a
Dumb muthafucka with a gun
And if I'm rollin off the 8, he'll be tha one
That I take out, and then get away
And while I'm drivin off laughin
This is what I'll say
Fuck the police (4X)
The jury has found you guilty of bein a redneck,
whitebread, chickenshit muthafucka.
Wait, that's a lie. That's a goddamn lie.
I want justice! I want justice!
Fuck you, you black muthafucka!>
Fuck the police (3X)
Fuck Eminem, when there's amazing quality rap like this still flying around.
Quote from: Drama Queen on July 16, 2010, 05:24:46 AM
Good one Alex... I was seriously going to open a new thread in the joust because someone did that here recently... maybe you saying it here has subdued me :)
Someone did that here? Where? That's fucking lame.
Peace
Duckman
It was probably me I say end of discussion a hell of a lot. Its one of my things!
Fuck certain kinds of relationships
Quote from: Duckman on July 16, 2010, 10:47:37 AM
Someone did that here? Where? That's fucking lame.
Peace
Duckman
I ain't sayin' a word about it. But see, I saw it and was mostly annoyed...but I figured it was worth the exaggeration to put on here, lol
It really could have been me lol
*wags a finger of shame at Ian*
My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker
The Berserker is just so obscene
Likes evil people you know what I mean
He takes your soul and then just rips you apart
He'll steal your heart
Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker
Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
Quote from: jagilki on July 16, 2010, 09:39:22 PM
My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker
The Berserker is just so obscene
Likes evil people you know what I mean
He takes your soul and then just rips you apart
He'll steal your heart
Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker
Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D-9X3ooFvo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D-9X3ooFvo)
Fuck Triple B for messing with my profile and thinking he could get me to post with it...only to not achieve this and then NOT REALIZE he went 14 hours of posting with the following things in his signature...A HAHAHAHAHAHA
'Ian Monks is SERIOULSY DOING Triple B's wife'
(http://www.tfwf.net/vwfad19.jpg)
(http://www.tfwf.net/vwfscrew09.jpg)
Fuck Ian and Fuck Donnovan Midas.
Fuck Verison. My phone suddenly can't pick up THEIR cell signal, and it's MY problem to replace.....with money.....money I don't have.
Quote from: T-Zombie on July 17, 2010, 04:48:35 PM
Fuck Verison. My phone suddenly can't pick up THEIR cell signal, and it's MY problem to replace.....with money.....money I don't have.
Hey it's not like people actually want to talk to you anyways.
FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND... Wait thats my job nvm
Fuck those mindless zombie Twilight fans.
Quote from: Trick r Treat on July 18, 2010, 02:24:27 PM
Fuck those mindless zombie Twilight fans.
WELL FUCK YOU TOO!
.... kidding.
Jesse Gunn would get behind a Zombie Twilight.
Fuck Zune on XBL and the piss-poor "previews" that give no indication of what the films are actually fucking like.
Quote from: Russaholic on July 18, 2010, 02:29:16 PM
WELL FUCK YOU TOO!
.... kidding.
Are you really kidding, Russ?
Note to Trick 'r Treat... If you have any hope of getting out of the 1st round of Experts Tourney, don't insult Twilight fans. Besides, I thought you liked vampire movies?
Quote from: domingotfwf on July 18, 2010, 05:35:56 PM
Are you really kidding, Russ?
Note to Trick 'r Treat... If you have any hope of getting out of the 1st round of Experts Tourney, don't insult Twilight fans. Besides, I thought you liked vampire movies?
Didn't know he was a Twilight fan. I do like vampire movies. However I don't consider it a vampire movie. It's a "romantic dramedy."
Fuck this seized muscle in my back...hurts like a bitch.
Peace
Duckman
Fuck the boss...oh wait I didnt have to do that to get a "we need a special chat with you about your future" conversation in a few weeks. The future is bright, the future is IAN! HURRAY!
Ian's getting promoted?
It wont be for 2 years...but yes. Lets all bask in yet more wealth for me to swim in!
Yaaaaaaaay!
Fuck everyone that disagrees with me when I'm right.... I'm always right!
Fuck Negative Nancys all over the place!
Fuck Fnord.
everyone in this thread should end their post with "Fuck Fnord"
Fuck you.
Was that too me? or Rob?
Fuck Fnord.
Quote from: Fnord on July 25, 2010, 10:02:02 PM
Fuck you.
Fuck Fnord
You forgot to put that dude. BTW I think that would qualify you as masturbating in the thread.
Fuck Fnord
Fuck people who tell you how you should finish your post >:(
Fuck Fnord.
Fuck people who post funny shit and make me laugh like an idiot in my family room causing everyone too look at me weird.
Fuck Fnord.
F**k coming up with scapegoats.
F**k F***d.
Why'd you censor fnord?
It's fuck fnord.
Because it is Fnord.... And he should always be censored
Fuck Fnord
Quote from: Stephen Saint on July 26, 2010, 01:31:06 AM
Because it is Fnord.... And he should always be censored
Fuck Fnord
That's pretty f**king harsh, bro
F**k F***d
Quote from: Stephen Saint on July 26, 2010, 01:31:06 AM
Because it is Fnord.... And he should always be censored
Fuck Fnord
Who the fuck are you? I'll take shit from these other assholes, but you're a loser. Fuck you.
Quote from: Fnord on July 26, 2010, 10:26:19 AM
Who the fuck are you? I'll take shit from these other assholes, but you're a loser. Fuck you.
Ahem...
You forgot the prerequisite "F*ck Fnord" at the end of your post.
F*ck Fnord.
Sorry, I only fuck myself on Tuesdays.
Fuck fucking Fnord, I was making Fnord jokes before it was cool. Fuck you guys for stealing my gimmick from three and a half years ago.
Fuck the tournament! Fuck you Walter!
Fuck Meat Loaf.
Fuck money, despite the fact it's what I want.
Fuck Fnerf.
Fuck you, Meat Loaf for the win!
Quote from: Fnord on July 26, 2010, 10:26:19 AM
Who the fuck are you? I'll take shit from these other assholes, but you're a loser. Fuck you.
I am the Greatest Man that ever lived..... No im not, sorry was just trying to enjoy the joke with the rest of the people
FNAIL!
LOL @ Fnord calling someone else a loser.
Fnord since your attention is in this thread, GO RP!!!
Fnuck Fnord
Go RP where?
I hope to God Fnord isnt in anyones efed nor tournament...he really is a cock for sticking with any sort of rping game.
you forgot to put fuck fnord in your post ian >:(
I'm supergreat in G-2. And I RP'd last night for Sanctuary! :P
Quote from: Fnord on July 26, 2010, 04:20:29 PM
I'm supergreat in G-2. And I RP'd last night for Sanctuary! :P
Whatchu want, a cookie?
As a matter of fact... I do.
Quote from: Fnord on July 26, 2010, 04:20:29 PM
I'm supergreat in G-2. And I RP'd last night for Sanctuary! :P
See and I dont even find anything remotely funny about the amount of good folks in e-wrestling whos time you have wasted...
Ian you forgot the fuck fnord part again >:(
I dont cunting care lol
fuck morals...
fuck difficult women
fuck not being able to just say, "do you wanna fuck again or not fuck-knuckle?"
Fuck the new high school building initiative.
Fuck...
Fuck Snicker cause Snickers Fucked me. No Fuck that
Fuck Fnord
F**k me sideways.
F**k F***d
Fuck Headaches
Fuck Fnord
Fuck having to busy so fucking busy.
Fuck that woman who can't get it through her thick skull that we've explained her situation enough and we're not lying.
Wait... no, I couldn't imagine myself enjoying tapping THAT.
QuoteAnd that goes for all you punks in the press
That want to start shit by printin' lies
Instead of the things we said
That means you
Andy Secher at Hit Parader
Circus Magazine
Mick Wall at Kerrang
Bob Guccione Jr. at Spin,
What you pissed off cuz your dad gets more
pussy than you?
Fuck you
Suck my fuckin' dick
You be rippin' off the fuckin' kids
While they be payin' their hard earned
money to read about the bands
They want to know about
Printin' lies startin' controversy
You wanta antagonize me
Antagonize me motherfucker
Get in the ring motherfucker
And I'll kick your bitchy little ass
Punk
Wait what?
Fuck anyone who wants to change me. Take me for who I am or fuck yourself.
Regards,
JDM
F**k CafePress. I love the new EFK shop, but I was doing research on CP as a possible store of my own, and I'm not too pleased at the base prices they have. I almost feel like I wouldn't do EFK justice financially by giving most of my money to CP and a scant portion actually going to the site. That said...I could buy more than one item, to make myself feel more justified or something. I kinda like the thought of a golf shirt with the mop slogan lol
Okay, I'm not THAT mad.
FUCK that there's never really a use for this emote anymore.
8)
You only see them on lists when people have 1), 2), 3) etc.
Fuck writing in cursive, if I can't be FUCKed putting tails on every FUCKING letter, than I might as FUCKING well not.
Fuck whenever things are going your way, you go to bed, and the next day everything goes to shit.
Quote from: Gary on July 29, 2010, 03:33:53 PM
Fuck whenever things are going your way, you go to bed, and the next day everything goes to shit.
Too fucking right!!!
Fuck service review meetings full of management speak bullshit.
Fuck 15% cuts across the Council.
Fuck the fact that tomorrow night we're going for good bye drinks for a 21 year old and an 18 year old who just lost their first job.
Fuck the very real chance that in December, myself and a lot of really great, hardworking and brilliant people might be out of a job.
Fuck the banks for causing all this shit that meant we pumped billions into them and now have to cut our public spending in the most aggressive fashion since the end of World War 2.
Fuck it. Seriously.
Peace
Duckman
Quote from: Duckman on July 29, 2010, 05:13:00 PM
Fuck service review meetings full of management speak bullshit.
Fuck 15% cuts across the Council.
Fuck the fact that tomorrow night we're going for good bye drinks for a 21 year old and an 18 year old who just lost their first job.
Fuck the very real chance that in December, myself and a lot of really great, hardworking and brilliant people might be out of a job.
Fuck the banks for causing all this shit that meant we pumped billions into them and now have to cut our public spending in the most aggressive fashion since the end of World War 2.
Fuck it. Seriously.
Peace
Duckman
Summary: Fuck the UK.
Agreed.
Thirded.
nthed to the power of infinity
Fuck Being Unemployed
Fuck Bills I haven't even got paid yet and half my check is gone
can i add to that please....fucking being single and unemployed
fuck being demoted at work over a small short in the drawer when a bitch lost two hundred dollars and still gets to stay where she is at...
oh and....
Fnuck Fnord
Man that sucks Jer. Makes me want to rethink taking a job there
Fuck this fan on the copy machine! It's not that fucking hot in here, relax! Stop making so much damn noise!
Fuck this Fuckin heat. There is no logical reason why it should be 10 at night and still almost 90 fucking degrees
F**k you, Shane Dawson. You need to be punched in the face.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shane%20Dawson (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shane%20Dawson)
Also, f**k you Google for ruining my dream of efedding united under Google Wave.
"Not enough support" my a**
and Facebook, why the f**k do you have to keep changing s**t every other f**king week? Keep what works, ditch what doesn't...but can't you do so on better scheduling than this?!
I would legitimately watch a TV programme that was just 30 minutes of AlexK swearing and ranting at the camera.
It's already on.
It's called "Glenn Beck in America"
Quote from: Triple B on August 06, 2010, 05:53:32 AM
It's already on.
It's called "Glenn Beck in America"
F**k Glenn Beck
Quote from: AlexK on August 06, 2010, 04:57:40 AM
Also, f**k you Google for ruining my dream of efedding united under Google Wave.
"Not enough support" my a**
and Facebook, why the f**k do you have to keep changing s**t every other f**king week? Keep what works, ditch what doesn't...but can't you do so on better scheduling than this?!
Dont use the internet and you will be fine
Fuck cheap rum that gives you an even bigger headache when hungover than the expensive stuff.
Quote from: Trumpers on August 06, 2010, 03:17:24 PM
Dont use the internet and you will be fine
Sounds good. I'll send you my RPs via carrier pigeon from now on ;)
Fuck the weather...
Fuck people and their bad moods for no fucking reason. I fucking hate it when people are over-the-top shitty with me for no reason.
And fuck feeling ill.
Fuck being incredibly hung over for NO reason at all. I didn't drink two litres of Mahou and god knows how much vodka and gin... honest!
hic
Fuck my ex still making me feel like shit and thus prompting me to drink to the point of being hungover for days.
Fuck international time zones which mean I need to stay up till 5am to see UFC 117!
Peace
Duckman
Quote from: Duckman on August 07, 2010, 05:47:52 PM
Fuck international time zones which mean I need to stay up till 5am to see UFC 117!
Peace
Duckman
the double c's for you sam, coffee or coke..or maybe both.
why dont you wake up early?
Fuck Cliff Imig and his arrogant, fucking tiring attitude, just retire and leave you fucking cock.
FUCK FUCKING PEOPLE THAT CAN'T FUCKING WORK OIN THEIR FUCKING DAYS TO WORK AND HAVE TO CALL ME TO FUCKING COME IN TO FUCKING WORK FOR THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING TOO FUCKING LAZY.
FUCKING LAZY ASS BULLSHIT FUCKING LAZY FUCKING PEOPLE!
FUCK OFF.
Quote from: Guille on August 08, 2010, 03:01:53 AM
Fuck Cliff Imig and his arrogant, fucking tiring attitude, just retire and leave you fucking cock.
Fuck the fact that every year I'm given one bleak hope that Guille has grown up as a human being, he turns into the same little confrontational cock head. Honestly, you never change, ever, Guille. You never mature, you never grow up, you just pretend to.
Three or four months when you initially came back I had extremely high hopes that you wouldn't turn into this again. You were a very supportive member. Now, you're returning into this silly little flame war hunting twat you always were. Now, I already apologized to Russ for my outbust on the music forums. In fact, I barely had to, Russ who is 8 years younger than you proved to have a cooler head. In fact, I'm amazingly impressed with Russ's attitude post all of that. He proved himself to be a very classy solid human being.
You proved further you obviously were not doing it to stick up for Russ when you continually tried to play drama and express "this is something personal" when it had fuck all to do with you in the first place. Stick up for Russ, good, I can understand that. Continue to bring it up as if it's "something personal" how in the fuck is it personal to YOU how do YOU have the right to say anything, Guille? You just saw that it was an issue, and that it involved me, and had to take a side against me specifically because it involved me, and gave you vague hopes of being the cool guy who is right when I'm wrong. I fucking doubt Russ wanted you to be his little enforcer, and I also fucking doubt you gave two shits about what was being said anyway.
Christ, you can't even take a fucking fat joke. No, it's not because I never "change it up" it's because you're always fucking PMSing, and it hurts your manhood if me the "unconditional loser in the art of flame war" has no right to dare say that about you. Because, you chose to live by a dinosaur attitude that nobody but you cares about anymore. You're a fucking pussy who can't take a joke. I made 180 jokes to 18 people on the shoutbox that day, and none of them threw a pissy little fit. Russ, included, who, again, already was man enough to make it up. They all knew it was a joke because they got the point of shoutie jokes. They are not personal jabs, and they are not intended to be taken personally. If Ian would have made that exact same joke you would have rolled on your back. Or Sam or anybody. Because, when somebody in authority does it, you're a pussy. When I do it, oh no... Cliff has no fucking right to do that.
Again, you never get tired of attempting to seek this illusion of popularity through means of being an "e-fedding cool kid". For years and years and years and years people try to explain to you there are no cool kids in e-fedding, but you STILL don't get it. I understand what you're trying to do. This is high school, and I'm the nerd. You have to get along with the cool kids against me, and show me up, to get their appraisal, right? Same stupid fucking story.
Now, it's one thing to be a fat PMSing bastard who can't take a joke, it's another for the fact you are constantly ripping on people. You constantly make little friendly flame comments and when somebody, ESPECIALLY me, makes a comment back you get all but hurt, and cry.
Same fucking Guille you've always been. Same Guille who moronically got himself banned from here, and kicked form TFWF over Duck Tales. Same Guille who is a ticking time bomb for yet another blow up with your insanely aggressive, unnecessarily confrontational attitude.
I don't even know why we play anymore like you're matured. It's obvious that you never have, and never will. I think after my 152nd chance of finally giving hope that you'd change as a human being some way being crushed by the fact you're the same fucking person you were 6 years ago, I can safely say that if this is how any relation to you ends, then so be it. Anyone else on the face of the earth now, I'd be trying to relate to, and reestablishing a friendship with. But, good god, it's been almost a decade of this same old bullshit from you.
As for leaving, I'm still helping the e-fed world. I'm keeping SCW afloat after Ruck and Doug dropped their spot and transitioning it to a new owner. I'm giving Experts a nod and giving them the one final ADL match they deserve as a thank you for what they've done for me. I'm sticking around because I'm fucking doing things, Guille. Not starting stupid flame wars, and hawking fucking T-shirts.
Worst of all, I can't even ask you to grow up since it's never going to happen. I'm dealing with some real life issues with people right now that makes you entirely insignificant. So, please, feel free to respond, I won't read or give a fuck. Either way, couldn't give a flying fuck. You could get hit by a bus tomorrow, and I wouldn't give a fuck. Dealing with you has personally been one of the most frustrating experiences of my life. I don't care anymore.
Or you can do what you always do, cram a cake into it, and cry it away.
P.S. the shirt thing had nothing to do with the knights Merch. I honestly am in support of that, as it helps the site. It's not even a shot at Entropy, or whatever the fuck it's called. Just frustrations at the audacity that somebody has the right to demand I leave like I'm not still doing things.
Thing is Cliff I told you years ago to stop it, cause it annoyed the fuck out of me. We stopped talking for a while when it happened if you dont remember. When Rob asked me (although he was joking) to not make fun of him cause of his unemployment i respected it and stopped. Its a little thing called respected to people, if they ask you to stop doing something because it bothers them, you do it. You may not get it through your thick skull, but I did ask you years ago to stop, yet you find the need to still do it. As for TFWF I wouldnt talk you got kicked out didnt you? As for being banned I accepted I was wrong about that? As for my tshirts, at least I'm helping EFK in something, as for eNTROPY i'm starting my own fucking clothing company. I have not hawked a single shirt to a single person here apart from the efk shop cause I am trying to help the site in any way I can, and for you to make fun of my livelyhood which I have not done to you, or anyone here in a personal matter shows just another reason why you are nothing more than a stupid cock. And btw this aint no stupid fucking flame war Cliff, I just dont like you and I just hate the fact that when I asked you years ago to stop you didnt care.
God you two are a pair of cunts sometimes.
You're both as bad as each other. Cliff, fuck off taking the moral high ground, you started this in the random thread. After being all weird in that music thread. Stop being so highly strung mate it's coming across in your posts as quite bitchy
And Gary, fuck off for posting this here to continue the bullshit fight. You knew exactly what this would degenerate into it and still posted it.
You'd think after nearly 10 years BOTH of you would stop behaving like twats towards each other.
Change the fucking record guys, seriously.
Peace
Duckman
Fuck Duckman...
Sorry just thought you might feel left out.
Ya cunt.
Fuck!
Fuck Cliff's long ass posts that ony Gary reads anyway!
Fuck dreaming about work, only to wake up and have to do it for real
Fuck bosses that try to place me in their drama with coworkers
Fuck that chick that keeps rearranging my office and computer every time its my day off
Fuck running out of ONE thing, making me make a seperate trip to the store for it and only it
Fuck my fax that goes into sleep mode after 5 fucking minutes just so it has to spend 3 minutes warming up just to fax one fucking piece of paper
Fuck those assholes who through trash in my car while parked at a light
Fuck the fairly odd parents and they're annoying fucking theme song
Oh yeah, and fuck my dumbass brother (not the rapper) for stealing a bike and getting arrested.
Fuck the people that order 15 spicy mchicken sandwiches and 14 mcdoubles at 2:00 a.m in the morning . it 2 fucking a.m. go to fucking sleep
Stoners dude.
or Barney Green
Fuck losing my liscence the day I need it to cash a mayor check to go put the first store order in, now I gotta go to a lawyer, and department of transportation..yay
Quote from: Guille on August 11, 2010, 03:37:49 PM
Fuck losing my liscence the day I need it to cash a mayor check to go put the first store order in, now I gotta go to a lawyer, and department of transportation..yay
Sorry to hear that bro. Hope things work out for ya.
Yeah! Don't go to McDonalds....... go to White Castle nomononmnonmnomnponmnm puff puff
Also, fuck tha police!
fuck the bastards who made my phone
fuck whichever one of them made it so the damn thing turns itself off when low on battery.
and especially fuck whichever one of them half-assed on the programing so that it automatically resets the date and time to factory default when it's turned off.
Quote from: Black Death on August 10, 2010, 09:00:18 PM
Fuck the people that order 15 spicy mchicken sandwiches and 14 mcdoubles at 2:00 a.m in the morning . it 2 fucking a.m. go to fucking sleep
Look at the bright side BD, at least THIS didn't happen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxtg_jn1REI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxtg_jn1REI)
Oh and fuck the guy in the car that drives up at the last second. Talk about wishing you'd gone to taco bell!
THAT WAS EPIC!
Only in Ohio...my state produces a bunch of idiots lol.
Quote from: Black Death on August 10, 2010, 09:00:18 PM
Fuck the people that order 15 spicy mchicken sandwiches and 14 mcdoubles at 2:00 a.m in the morning . it 2 fucking a.m. go to fucking sleep
I was hungry! Jeez!
Fuck posters that chime in on a heated thread for no reason...it never helps.
The ultimate fuck.... FUCK VISTA!
FUCK WWE
Fuck Cena
Fuck those mornings when you're rushing to get ready for work and everythings chaotic and you get in your car and you're speeding down route 80 when you suddenly just realise you forgot to jerk off before leaving the house >:(
Quote from: Drama Queen on August 19, 2010, 12:43:41 AM
Fuck those mornings when you're rushing to get ready for work and everythings chaotic and you get in your car and you're speeding down route 80 when you suddenly just realise you forgot to jerk off before leaving the house >:(
...
Quote from: Drama Queen on August 19, 2010, 12:43:41 AM
Fuck those mornings when you're rushing to get ready for work and everythings chaotic and you get in your car and you're speeding down route 80 when you suddenly just realise you forgot to jerk off before leaving the house >:(
LMAO ;D
Quote from: Drama Queen on August 19, 2010, 12:43:41 AM
Fuck those mornings when you're rushing to get ready for work and everythings chaotic and you get in your car and you're speeding down route 80 when you suddenly just realise you forgot to jerk off before leaving the house >:(
This happens to me all the time.
......
Wait, no it doesn't.
That's what restroom stalls are for... Duh!
restrooms? Heck, just do it while driving.
Fuck being all sick and shit but not really sick. Fucking Vertigo
Quote from: Maddox Nosnam on August 19, 2010, 07:33:45 PM
restrooms? Heck, just do it while driving.
wouldn't you run the risk of gwetting it confuesed with your gearstick though? cos that could be painful.
automatic trans...
Fuck the campers on MW2 who place the claymore, go into the corner, then when I snipe the claymore and throw a stun in, they spray their P90s like fucking crazy.
Bunch of turds.
Fuck bad dreams
Fuck being a perfectionist and having to re-do work cause I wasn't satisfied.
Fuck the different forum skin that confused me when I came here just now.
Fuck Judge's CPU spiking cause of the SB!
Int's wnhat Dnaffy Dnuck dnoes wnhen hnes enxcited.
LMAO wrong thread dumbass
Quote from: Capt. Josh Underpants on August 24, 2010, 11:03:50 PM
Int's wnhat Dnaffy Dnuck dnoes wnhen hnes enxcited.
Have to wonder has he done this at work yet?
That was obviously meant to go in the mafia game in response to what THCUM is
no thit
Fuck it I'm having an off day, I went to respond to a post on my own wall and was like wow that person has the same birthday as me
Quote from: Capt. Josh Underpants on August 25, 2010, 01:50:02 AM
Fuck it I'm having an off day, I went to respond to a post on my own wall and was like wow that person has the same birthday as me
armbar
They say you shouldn't bash something if you've never seen/heard it.
Well, I just watched a Shane Dawson video...
...I stand by my statement. F**k you, Shane Dawson.
Fuck EFK confusing the ever living hell out of me!
Fuck insomnia...
in the words of Metallica
Fuck it all and Fucking No Regrets
Fuck LIars
Fuck Uncaring Heartless Bitches
Fuck Her
It's the day before a long weekend, a hurricane is on it's way to Boston, and one of the pipefitters unions is on strike.... let me go the fuck home early
Quote from: Mark "Geezer" Mania on September 03, 2010, 01:07:48 PM
It's the day before a long weekend, a hurricane is on it's way to Boston, and one of the pipefitters unions is on strike.... let me go the fuck home early
The Steam Fitters went on strike here Wednesday until feds shut them down. Seems you can't strike on a federal site.
And to stay on topic...
Fuck people who gawk at car accidents or some douche getting a ticket - causing a traffic jam. Pricks.
Fuck my diet, this sucks. yes I have lost weight which is totally awesome, but I realllllllllllly want a fucking pizza. Can't wait to hit my goal
Fuck women who need everything spelled out for them. Get the hint ffs!
Quote from: Rob on September 04, 2010, 01:29:31 PM
Fuck women who need everything spelled out for them. Get the hint ffs!
Ffs? I'm sorry, could you uh...spell that out, for me?
For fuck's sake.
Fuck the worst rp'd week I have seen for T.F.W.F. in 6 years.
Quote from: Trumpers on September 04, 2010, 07:04:54 PM
Fuck the worst rp'd week I have seen for T.F.W.F. in 6 years.
A flood often comes right after a drought, Ian. It's like you said, we'll move on from this. Though, I definitely understand where you're coming from.
Quick! Load up 2 of everyone into an ark!
No, I will not allow Alex's sense of humour to multiply.
Quote from: Kenfucius on September 04, 2010, 08:40:40 PM
No, I will not allow Alex's sense of humour to multiply.
Amen. Wait a minute...
Fuck lack of sleep, I started hallucinating a bit today. Maybe 3 hours a day isn't the best idea
Fuck having to pay bills got to see my nice 700 dollar check become 200 dollars in mere minutes
Fuck it
Fuck it in general
Fuck you, you know who you are. Playing my fucking heart as if it was a god damn fucking toy. Have fun with the assholes who treat you like shit or just up and vanish on your ass. Just don't come back to me when you finally remember I was the one who never once had a bad thing to say and went out of my way to make sure you were happy. FUCK YOU.
Fuck women who don't offer to at least split the bill on the second consecutive date.
Next time she calls I'll let her know I can't afford to do anything with her because no bitch is gonna cost me money I could be spending on my kid or my car or my house.
Fuck paying tax on a penis. I don't even fucking use it.
Fuck liars. Fuck convenient stories. Fuck trying to make me feel bad for not believing them. Fuck not fucking off when i ask
Fuck having to cut the labels off 600 shirts just cause im a perfectionist mother fucker and want custom labels on my shirts.
Fuck my life.
I just realized, I'm almost 23 and I'm a college drop out due to financial circumstances, if it wasn't for friends I'd be sleeping in my car, I hate my job, I haven't had an actual relationship in about 8 years, I have pretty much nothing to show for myself other than a ton of injuries and a nearly broken down body.
Quote from: Capt. Josh Underpants on September 14, 2010, 03:44:22 AM
Fuck my life.
I just realized, I'm almost 23 and I'm a college drop out due to financial circumstances, if it wasn't for friends I'd be sleeping in my car, I hate my job, I haven't had an actual relationship in about 8 years, I have pretty much nothing to show for myself other than a ton of injuries and a nearly broken down body.
Captain Josh is Randy the Ram?
Nah Randy the Ram at least got to fuck Marisa Tomei.
Quote from: Vintage Gary on September 14, 2010, 05:45:37 PM
Nah Randy the Ram at least got to fuck Marisa Tomei.
Hey, Capt. Josh got to jerk off to her at least.
Fuck Pandas. I don't understand them. They live in jungles, but stand out like sore thumbs. Natural selection has clearly chosen against them.
Also, fuck the storm the size of Australia that's heading towards my wee little country of New Zealand. I think the rain that's just started is supposed to continue for two or three days straight.
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GODDAMN BULLSHIT?
IS IT REAL? DID I JUST SEE A FUCKING COMMERCIAL FOR A SECOND GOD DAMNED NANCY "BIGGEST BITCH ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET WITH GOD DAMNED FUCKING HELMET HAIR, SNORK TOOTHED UGLY FACED SHE BEAST" GRACE HAS A GOD DAMNED FUCKING SECOND FUCKING SHOW?
(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5900/nancygrace602764.jpg)
THIS GOD DAMN DOME HEADED SHE BEAST HAS TWO FUCKING SHOWS?
She looks hungry.
F**k you Microsoft, with your lies about this Free Gold Weekend that I can't get for some odd reason.
FUCK THE WORLD
Fuck Vista.
Fuck Windows 7 being too expensive.
fuck gastric flu
fuck the NHS cuts
Yeah, you can never have too many of those.
I think it's National Health Services... right?
jag gets the point
NHS = National Health Service = My Employer
Fuck ArcMap
Fuck GIS
Quote from: T-Bonizzle on October 19, 2010, 11:33:47 PM
Fuck ArcMap
Fuck GIS
Gay Indigenous Species?
(I can do this all day)
Gary Is Sexy..as in Fuck..Gary is Sexy!
I remember ArcMAP. Evil shit.
Still Fuck GIS
FUCK THE RAIDERS!
Fuck I wish I had gone to business school..making a business plan and investment proposal from scratch sucks.
Fuck this list... Took me fucking forever to read the fucking thing... Fuckk all of you for fucking so many fucking things you fucking fucks... FUCK! Fnord... LOL
Fuck profanity.
Fuck Justin Bieber
Fuck Hope from Final Fantasy 13
Fuck Final Fantasy 14
Fuck the Plenty advert
Fuck the Febreze advert
Fuck Loose Women
Fuck cunts who wear over-sized glassed with plain glass as a fashion statement, tattered charity shop shoes or lumberjack shirts done up to the top button. You aren't ironic, you aren't fashionable; you are a cunt.
Fuck the glitches in Fallout
Fuck people who don't like Jeremy Clarkson being opinionated... big fucking deal!
Fuck the Lady Gaga hype
Fuck the XFactor churning cunt after cunt after talentless cunt each and every fucking year
Fuck Cliff for seemingly abandoning SCW
Fuck Triple B's Wife Completed by I. Monks
Fuck over-prices, over-hyped footballers earning shit loads while we struggle with out wages if we even have a job at all
Fuck women whose moods changes like the wind.
Fuck the fact that women only seem to want to fuck you when they a/ have a boyfriend or b/ you have a girlfriend
Fuck junior doctors who think they are something special and think they can talk to me like a cunt. Newflash cunt-swab; I don't give a fuck if you are a new doctor or whether you are Prince Fucking Charles, If you talk to me like a cunt, I will hang up on you and continually hang up on you until you learn to speak civilly you self righteous prick.
Fuck my job being at risk
Fuck my back playing up again
Fuck not telling me the whole truth
Fuck Bryan Fuckus
Fuck the singers on Strictly Come Dancing for sounding like cunts
Fuck my back playing up again
Fuck nurses that can't even speak Englsih getting fruistrated at me for not finding a patient's chart when they tell me the completely wrong fucking name FOUR fucking times before it turns out it wasn't for a Barker, a Baker or a Bacchus but rather a mr cunting SIMPSON! Learn to speak English and grasp it fully you ignorant cunts.
Fuck the old people on buses that sit down and use the other seat for their shopping.
Fuck nobody giving up their seat for the pregnant woman on the bus tonight until I asked somebody to stand up
Fuck premature grey hair
Fuck the lying, backstabbing gossipping cunts at work
Fuck my flatmate for being a dull, moody cunt
Fuck bottling up my rage
Fuck being polite despite the person you are having to be pleasant to thinks you and the service that you provide is pointless.
Fuck Noel Edmonds
Fuck people who think that certain urban legends are something to use as a glorified religion
Fuck homophobic cunts
Fuck people that have to have everything spelt out to them
Fuck my ex... IT'S BEEN OVER A YEAR! FUCK OFF!
Fuck my day
Fuck Primerica, Fuck 4life and fuck stupid pyramid corporations who love cold calling or setting up "business oportunities" fuck you hard
Quote from: Gary on November 11, 2010, 08:35:43 PM
Fuck Primerica, Fuck 4life and fuck stupid pyramid corporations who love cold calling or setting up "business oportunities" fuck you hard
Look what you need to do is come talk to me about your business mate. Find a way to get your designs and products in sample format for the UK market and I will go out and sell these to companies in the UK. There is a massive open market for surf and skater clothing etc. in the UK in places like Cornwall and what not. You just need to get some samples of your stuff over here and find a way to mass produce said products. Sounds a lot harder than what it is.
It's true. I love your designs Gary and I am sure that a Dragon like Ian could open a huge market over here where they would be popular
Oh the deal with that post last night was, I have a client who runs a ballet and I usually do all her art work for xmas and shit, she called me last week said she wanted to talk business so I asumed it was time to start doing the art..and instead I got roped into one of the meetings, I left feeling dirty or like if I had just read and MDK rp.
Quote from: M.D.K. on November 08, 2010, 05:42:41 PM
Fuck nurses that can't even speak Englsih getting fruistrated at me for not finding a patient's chart when they tell me the completely wrong fucking name FOUR fucking times before it turns out it wasn't for a Barker, a Baker or a Bacchus but rather a mr cunting SIMPSON! Learn to speak English and grasp it fully you ignorant cunts.
You should treat every phonecall from them like an episode of Labryinth. And make then 'spell cast' the name of each patient. And feed them to the animated CGI wall-monster when they get it wrong.
... and keeping to the subject of the thread...
... fuck those fucking Geordies. Stealing my work. (i'd add putting me out of a job in a month, but i knew it was only temprary when i signed up).
... fuck it. fuck 'em for that as well.
fuck my ex (in a non sexual way) as she's a needy cunt that won't leave me the fuck alone
F**k Meebo for iPhone/iPod logging me in when I don't want to be logged in.
The train's trying to pull away from the station and you have the audacity to run right in front of it? And not even to catch it in time, but to leave the station!?
WHAT THE F**K'S WRONG WITH YOU!?
Did they get ran over?
Fuck em who cares if they did or not
Quote from: M.D.K. on November 14, 2010, 06:43:51 PM
fuck my ex (in a non sexual way) as she's a needy cunt that won't leave me the fuck alone
Sounds like SOMEONE needs a shot of Vitamin Ian.
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fuck transport for fucking london
Fuck my stupid ass boss. It is now Saturday at 11:30. Our week starts Sunday at Midnight and we still don't have a god damn fucking schedule out.
Fuck the cunt who elbowed me in the face last night!! Seriously, show some respect u cunt!
Fuck the protesters standing outside my work all day today chanting, 'save our schools' and banging a drum.
Fuck your schools, save my job!
Peace
Duckman
Fuck moochers inviting themselves over for Thanksgiving dinner. I know it's the season of giving, but when have you given us anything but trouble?
Fuck me ... and the horse I rode in on
Fuck pussy little bitches who can't fucking work.
A few months ago the kid that worked with me found a better job. No big deal, except he left without giving two weeks notice.
That's no big deal, except it threw me under the bus to have to work by myself as we found a new person to hire.
Luckily that only took a week or so.
However the kid we hired to replace... While starting out good, slowly turned into a problem. He'd take way WAY too long to do the simplest tasks, he'd get distracted way to fucking easily. He also had a tendency to start multiple projects then leave them half done.
As the manager of the dept, I was the one getting yelled at.
Then one day he comes in and gives his two weeks notice. He's going to move to Kansas to hang with his friends.
A few days later, he goes to lunch, and just never fucking returns.
So, now we've had to hire yet another new person. This one we hired only because the Boss and the Bosses wife like her.
Out of 7 Days, she's no showed two and been late four... by Late I mean was supposed to be to work at 8 AM and showed up between 11 and 12...
Now this weekend is supposed to be her weekend to work by herself.
I am turning off my phone.
Fuck Black Friday because we all know someone is gonna get trampled to death over a flat screen TV.
I retract my earlier post, on the grounds that the fucking moocher didn't show up after all.
Other than the one who saved us from more stress as a result, fuck people who flake on stuff. It's bad enough in efedding, but not coming to school, work, etc.? Fuck that nonsense. I need my partner for acting class to show up so we can rehearse, and I'm not the only one dealing with it.
send me an airline ticket, I'll act with you.
Quote from: jagilki on November 25, 2010, 09:33:09 PM
send me an airline ticket, I'll act with you.
It's not "Deer Hunter: The Musical," but I'll consider it lol
Fuck whoever set the fire alarm off and woke up all 29 flats in the block at 2 am to go and stand out in the snow while they checked every fucking flat... not cool...
Quote from: Russaholic on November 25, 2010, 09:52:10 PM
Fuck whoever set the fire alarm off and woke up all 29 flats in the block at 2 am to go and stand out in the snow while they checked every fucking flat... not cool...
Sorry but thats kind of funny.
Quote from: Gary Brady on November 25, 2010, 10:16:23 PM
Sorry but thats kind of funny.
Funnier when you know Russ was in Bondage gear.
Quote from: Russaholic on November 25, 2010, 09:52:10 PM
Fuck whoever set the fire alarm off and woke up all 29 flats in the block at 2 am to go and stand out in the snow while they checked every fucking flat... not cool...
I love snow, I wish we got it here where I live.
I mean, damn that sucks.
Quote from: Pastor AlexK on November 25, 2010, 10:26:56 PM
I love snow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D39Lm_HRfOs&playnext=1&list=PLCA150854996A0038&index=3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D39Lm_HRfOs&playnext=1&list=PLCA150854996A0038&index=3)
Quote from: T-Bonizzle on October 19, 2010, 11:33:47 PM
Fuck ArcMap
Fuck GIS
Agreed
Fuck those who fuck the whole thing up by fucking with the wrong layers.
Thank you! Someone feels my pain!
Fuck this "Black Friday shopping spree" bullshit. Fucking cunts cutting my mom off in the small ass aisles when we're trying to find stuff.
Fuck Kohls' bullshit of carts that are too small. Nobody can fit a box in there, and we can't all just carry a heavy ass box everywhere. Fucking morons, and you can fuck right off with that overall lack of access for the handicapped. Are you off your fucking rocker!?
And finally, fuck having to feel like a zombie when all is said and done. I'm gonna get some sleep now, or something.
Flip side of this to come in the anti-Joust, lol
Alex just doesn't look the same without the asterisks...
Quote from: Pastor AlexK on November 26, 2010, 11:53:12 AM
Fucking cunts cutting my mom off in the small ass aisles when we're trying to find stuff.
So exactly how small is your Mum's arse.
When did Alex start using the word cunt? Doesn't that make Jesus cry? Maybe Maddox was right, Alex is swearing, the end is nigh!!
Peace
Duckman
I've seen edith kahrs. I know that ass anywhere
Quote from: M.D.K. on November 26, 2010, 02:08:48 PM
I've seen edith kahrs. I know that ass anywhere
It's also known as "Alex"
Quote from: Pastor AlexK on November 25, 2010, 01:07:06 PM
Fuck moochers inviting themselves over for Thanksgiving dinner. I know it's the season of giving, but when have you given us anything but trouble?
Marq was hungry... GEESE
Quote from: Triple B on November 27, 2010, 03:02:05 PM
Marq was hungry... GEESE
... he was hungry for geese? is not thanksgiving about the almighty turkey?
fuck the person who has been my best friend for 4 years. NO FUCKING MORE
ruined our friendship by fucking around my family.
Fuck you!
Fuck the snow
Fuck being ill
Fuck falling over on the way to work a jarring my back
Fuck falling over after being sent home and jarring my back again
Fuck winter
I fully agree with the above sentiment...
FUCK Winter
I'll 3rd that statement.
Ok winter, we get the point, NOW FUCK OFF!!
Peace
Duckman
(http://diva-fiva.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/c.jpg)
FUCK OFF.
I can't see the picture
Is there supposed to be somebody there?
Angelina Russ, who are you talking to?
Fuck SoCal winters. I happen to like snow. Where's my snow? But nooooooooo I get fucking 40 degree mornings followed by fucking 70 degree afternoons. Yeah, it can be nice...but it's annoying as fuck when you wear a heavy sweatshirt in the morning and have to deal with it later.
Stay cold or warm, but make up your fucking mind.
WTF is snow? Does tropical weather cause it? ;D
Hey guys, it could be worse; we could be Gary.
You guys are bundled up and cold as fuck, Im in nice tropical beach weather at a cool 60 degrees dont care what you think Russ :)
Fuck snow! Snow makes the ground freeze, which in turn freezes the water pipes, which in turn freezes water.
No water = no tea.
No tea in Ireland = mass suicide and alcoholism!
Snow, again. Couldn't get to my best mate's sisters wedding today because of it.
I'm moving to PR, not for the warm weather, but to throw a snowball at Gary! :)
Peace
Duckman
Fuck having to go out to the fucking countryside in this weather to shoot some fucking cultural festival all weekend while somehow also having to write a short script by Sunday.
Fuck my poor schedule keeping.
Also, fuck this headcold that won't go away!
Fuck my job, got home at 2 am this morning, it is now 8:15 am and I am getting ready to go back to work.
I had to re-read Alex's posts since I couldn't believe it was actually him posting them.
Quote from: Russaholic on December 02, 2010, 09:38:29 AM
(http://diva-fiva.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/c.jpg)
FUCK OFF.
Who's this? She looks pretty ploughable.
OT: Fuck these faggots who live less than 2km away from work and drive and whine on and on about going home because they're frightened they'll get stuck in the snow. Big fucking deal you fucking cunts; I have to cycle three miles in this shit. If I don't get to go home early and you do I guarantee I'll pedal to your house on my way home and skullfuck you, you fucking cowardly shower of cocksuckers.
FUCK clients who I do the work, then why give them the invoice disappear.
Fuck the blizzard outside right now.
Quote from: Gary on December 09, 2010, 04:22:58 PM
FUCK clients who I do the work, then why give them the invoice disappear.
So, you're going to fuck their Son?
Is it so wrong that we just want to see some fucking insertion?
Fuck this 30 degree heat!! Yes, in Australia it is fucking hot.
I'd swap you for snow any day!!
This year, the only way I got to go to the snow was to fly 10,000 miles away and drive another few hours up a mountain. I loved it :D
I want snow!!!!
Yeah... I'll remember that when my car careens off the road, gets buried in a ditch and I die from starvation and hypothermia while whoever it was who bitched about riding his bike rides by, flipping me the bird.
Quote from: Russaholic on December 02, 2010, 09:38:29 AM
(http://diva-fiva.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/c.jpg)
FUCK OFF.
Fuck her ... ok I will
lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gHp2Ged7X4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gHp2Ged7X4)
"and everywhere in efedding was a stupid retard"
Quote from: Triple B on December 13, 2010, 07:58:26 AM
"and everywhere in efedding was a stupid retard"
Just proving his point...
Typo Nazi Police!
Ian... that is the most amazing thing ever, seriously, EVER.
The audio got disabled in the video. Blame RIAA for it. Might want to host at Vimeo.
Worked this end...bizzare, but seriously screw him. I have no idea why Cliff went completely bat shit loopey. I will always say he was a decent rper and at times a pleasure to be around. No idea what caused this meltdown into a person who I actually felt a mixture of pity and fear from.
For some of you who came across him on here, I can honestly say he wasn't always that way. Just a real shame. I hope I don't see anyone else ever end up just going off the deep end for seemingly no reason. Honestly, a real shame.
I was wondering why I couldn't hear anything. What was the audio?
Quote from: Triple B on December 13, 2010, 11:54:42 AM
I was wondering why I couldn't hear anything. What was the audio?
Seeing as the audio makes it, I shall repost on Vimeo!
http://www.vimeo.com/17769584 (http://www.vimeo.com/17769584)
Quote from: Trumpers on December 13, 2010, 11:47:25 AM
For some of you who came across him on here, I can honestly say he wasn't always that way. Just a real shame. I hope I don't see anyone else ever end up just going off the deep end for seemingly no reason. Honestly, a real shame.
Me and Marc talked about this months ago and said almost the exact same thing, he while always a bit weird wasn't a douchebag and cool to chat with. I wish I knew what happened to that old guy.
He grew up and hit the old age of 22?
PERSONALLY?
I think he's bipolar.
Quote from: Triple B on December 13, 2010, 12:31:32 PM
He grew up and hit the old age of 22?
PERSONALLY?
I think he's bipolar.
He's just an anti social arrogant idiot.
Did he really send the email??
yes
Marc made out well in the email. Apparently he is the only one who has achieved or will achieve anything in life. Good work Marc!
Why isn't that email on here already?
That was why I made that video in the Picture Thread.
Look at all the good times, family, friends and other things that people have in their lives. Just because you're one of the only 3 funny Asians on the planet doesn't make you successful!
Take THAT Abrigo!
If by "successful," he means doings shows outside of my hometown and hoping/praying AlexK comes to watch with his friends, then I'm Bill Gates. He DID write up a new guide in that e-mail, oddly enough. Can I post it? LOL.
BTW -- cheers on the video again, Brad. That was really, really nice to see after the usual craziness of the shit we do here. Anyway, back to being a jock and stabbing people in the back, apparently.
Quote from: Marq on December 13, 2010, 01:28:03 PM
If by "successful," he means doings shows outside of my hometown and hoping/praying AlexK comes to watch with his friends, then I'm Bill Gates. He DID write up a new guide in that e-mail, oddly enough. Can I post it? LOL.
BTW -- cheers on the video again, Brad. That was really, really nice to see after the usual craziness of the shit we do here. Anyway, back to being a jock and stabbing people in the back, apparently.
Ha!
Posted my thoughts in the other thread, and leaving it at that. Gonna watch this video, though lol
EDIT: Upon review of the video and its music, I feel my only response is the same as for B's "OWC Prez announcement" bit: Inspirationally depressing, and yet...depressingly inspirational.
Fuck Triple B and his powers to change my name.
Fuck JDM the massive post whore, he took my position on top posters :(
And to think, I'm the guy that got the award. Fuck.
You know what fuck each and every last one of you at the god forsaken hell hole. I am sick and tired of dealing with your fucking bullshit while you hide in your office like a little fucking bitch. Why don't you grow a pair of fucking balls and learn what it's like to be an actual man. And as for the fucking cunt, honestly I could give a rats ass if you like me or not. None of you have figured out how to do your own god damn job let alone know a god damn thing about mine, so for you to try and tell me I am doing my job wrong is laughable. Furthermore, if I ever so much as hear one of you mother fuckers complain again I will fucking own you in the middle of the store. Neither of you has actually done an ounce of real work in your life and it shows. You are what is wrong with people today, you are the mother fuckers who get ahead by fucking your way to the top while those of us who bust our ass and get pushed the right way have to suffer because of your stupidity. Kindly go fuck yourselves.
Sincerely, THE BACKBONE OF YOUR FUCKING STORE
Fuck Turnaround shifts to, I haven't gone to fucking sleep and it's already almost time to leave again.
Seriously, fuck you lazy 50 year old bitches that think I will do your job because you're too lazy to do it yourself. You wanna be lazy, fine. Work won't get done. Fuck both of you for thinking the other is the laziest. Fucking do your job or I will find a nice 22 year old to replace you for cheaper pay. Do it.
Fuck your couch ...
(http://s.sfwgifs.com/img/upld/fuck-your-couch-nigga.gif)
Fuck...oh wait I have nothing to moan about. ;D
Fuck you Mr Mackay, the man who labelled me a 'public servant' and himself 'my master.'
Yes Mr Mackay, I work for the council.
No Mr Mackay, you have not paid your council tax, and even if you did you bigotted old fuck, your entire contribution to my wages would amount to about £2 in your entire life, so if you want to come to the office you can have it back.
See you in court and Merry Christmas
Hugs
Dorling
Fuck people who don't know that green means fucking go! Not sit there and wait for it to turn yellow before you move when there are 100 cars behind you and I'm fucking one of them. Christ it isn't the hard to anticipate the green fucking light.
Fuck Mr. Mackay for fucking kicking my dog.
Quote from: T-Cubed on December 23, 2010, 10:51:17 PM
when there are 100 cars behind you and I'm fucking one of them.
What have we told you about fornicating with Automobiels ?
It's not a problem. I can stop anytime I want.
But I can't help it, that Vette was just so damn sexxy!!!
Fuck Brian Willet
Fuck the American Medical System.
My Moms got her bill for her Pre-Christmas Surgery 58,000.
Fuck people who lisp.
So that ladies son Lisps?
Quote from: Jagilki on January 11, 2011, 08:41:52 PM
So that ladies son Lisps?
AWE.....................
Some.
Quote from: Jagilki on January 11, 2011, 08:41:52 PM
So that ladies son Lisps?
the joke is older than you jag.
Quote from: Triple B on January 11, 2011, 10:27:11 PM
AWE.....................
Some.
Leave Thomas Liger out of this, B.
Quote from: Gary on January 11, 2011, 10:28:48 PM
the joke is older than you jag.
Hah! Nice one, Gary.
"Guillermo, you want me to thuck your penith again? Or maybe put it in my ath?"
Fuck everyone else who trembled in my very presence and success at our Sales Conference.
Fuck Ian.................. is what I told her to do.
<_<
>_>
Fucking A
what did 'ing a' do to you?
"O" is a huge slut.
and I heard "d" is a hermaphrodite.
C is always open for a good time.
"K" isn't funny. :)
Unless preceeded by M and D?
Fuck the lazy bastards on EFK who won't send emails in for the new show despite me being reduced to begging on the shoutbox.
Peace
Duckman
Quote from: Duckman on January 18, 2011, 01:37:46 PM
Fuck the lazy bastards on EFK who won't send emails in for the new show despite me being reduced to begging on the shoutbox.
Peace
Duckman
Well, I would but we had 2 or 3 people say I shouldn't send stuff in this time around. So that's MY excuse, what's everyone else's? lol
Please, Sam -- for the love of God, the tagline for the next show should be "100% Vitamin-K Free!" if what Alex is saying is true. :)
I sent mine and I'm doing some ducktails as well
Fuck me, I totally forgot about "Ducktails!"
*goes to write*
Fuck color coding, especially multiple color coding in roleplays..it isn't gonna help you win!
Quote from: Gary on February 02, 2011, 09:24:05 AM
Fuck color coding, especially multiple color coding in roleplays..it isn't gonna help you win!
If I ever RP against you for something, I'm using a different color for every word, and never the same color twice.
If you do it as Taz, for every fuck..I'd mark out.
The only fucking I want involving you is you and that kid.
Pervert
Gary just do what the shoes you make say and Just Do It already
GAH SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
STOP MAKING EXCUSES FOR THE DUMB ASS AND JUST LEAVE THE FUCKTARD. HE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOU AND YOU STILL REFUSE TO SEE IT. REALLY JUST TELL THE FUCKING CUNT TO FUCK OFF AND GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE.
Quote from: Capt. Josh Underpants on February 03, 2011, 11:14:28 PM
GAH SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
STOP MAKING EXCUSES FOR THE DUMB ASS AND JUST LEAVE THE FUCKTARD. HE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOU AND YOU STILL REFUSE TO SEE IT. REALLY JUST TELL THE FUCKING CUNT TO FUCK OFF AND GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE.
God Damn it Fnord! See Stop stringing Josh along while doing your thang with Midas.
Yeah Gary! Just dump the shoe boy if you're not going to put out
Fuck Jack Benevolence, his symbol for the graphics challenge is hard to do and especially since he is "supposed to be a big deal soon"
(http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/3396/viagran.jpg)
Quote from: Jack Benevolence on February 04, 2011, 11:12:40 PM
you know...I WAS pretty happy about the idea of getting a new logo...
I WAS even more excited when I found out someone as talented as Gary was going to do it...
but shit, if it's going to be a big pain in that ass...
then I'm TOTALLY PUMPED about it! I only expect the best Gary 8)
oh fuck you >:(
Gary stop making promises to people we know you won't keep.
Quote from: Capt. Josh Underpants on February 05, 2011, 12:12:25 AM
Gary stop making promises to people we know you won't keep.
I totally misread this. I thought you were telling Gary to stop keeping people as a promise.
Fuck Alex and his useless posting just to post!
Fuck the French.
Peace
Duckman
Fuck Scotland... where my other half has gone for a week... Back to wanking
Fuck your other half...is what I'm doing for the next week! :D
Peace
Duckman
Quote from: Gary on February 05, 2011, 12:55:46 AM
Fuck Alex and his useless posting just to post!
Yeah, well forget you for having to make that comment after every post I make. It's almost ironic.
Alex has become Ceelo Green's Radio Edit
Fuck that stupid fucking bitch of an Ex.... people like her give the human fucking race a bad name...sigh
Just send Gary to not fuck her
Quote from: M.D.K. on February 06, 2011, 09:03:11 AM
Just send Gary to not fuck her
Or Russ to fuck her brother?
;)
lol
Fuck anyone not watching the Super Bowl.
Communists.
Quote from: Cory on February 06, 2011, 01:34:13 PM
Fuck anyone not watching the Super Bowl.
Communists.
Cory - The human form of the American stereotype
And he's Canadian!
Peace
Duckman
Fucking Fnord and his whingey, girly, patronising, cringeworthy cunting posts and his inability to be a normal human.
Needed to vent
Fuck Insurance companies who want to pay you a fraction of the price you paid for your vehicle instead of paying the lesser price to fix the car!
Quote from: Midas on February 07, 2011, 05:53:52 PM
Fuck Insurance companies who want to pay you a fraction of the price you paid for your vehicle instead of paying the lesser price to fix the car!
You could have saved 15% and a fuck list post by switching to Geico.
fuck not being able to leave my room if i close my door. i had to piss in a fucking gatorade bottle
Jail Cell?
trucker?
He is the woman's son...I'm outside the door.
Josh, just let Gary fuck you so we can all move on with our lives.
Can someone just fuck someone in the ass already?
fuck all these people wanting to fuck vicariously through Gary and the offspring of somebody who annoyed him... God gave us hands for fuck sake
Quote from: Drama Queen on February 09, 2011, 12:55:40 AM
fuck all these people wanting to fuck vicariously through Gary and the offspring of somebody who annoyed him... God gave us hands for fuck sake
Amen
to grab boobs
To my former so called friend, mi Tocayo, when I find you I swear to god I am going to cut your balls off and shove them down your fucking throat. I knew you were a fucked up arrogant little prick, but to do what you did to me shows just how much of a scumbag you really are. You better hope and pray that I never see your face again.
Fuck yeah, got a job offer!
Fuck the fact in Myplayer Mode NBA 2K11...my team blows and my
20ppg
7.2 rpg
7.9 apg
means jackshit when we cant win a fucking game!!!!
fuck the government ... I want my money
Quote from: Black Death on February 11, 2011, 07:47:48 AM
fuck the government ... I want my money
My Income Tax came a week early.
but.....
Fuck my boss. I've got applications in at 3 places right now. But fuck him.
I may end up making less (*sigh*) but I'm sick of the shit.
Quote from: Capt. Josh Underpants on February 09, 2011, 11:34:44 PM
To my former so called friend, mi Tocayo, when I find you I swear to god I am going to cut your balls off and shove them down your fucking throat. I knew you were a fucked up arrogant little prick, but to do what you did to me shows just how much of a scumbag you really are. You better hope and pray that I never see your face again.
(http://image46.webshots.com/46/8/39/18/2170839180091415267QBJawu_fs.jpg)
Sorry about the crabs...
Fuck Valentines Day. I don't give a fuck if it's not even here yet. Fuck it. 5 bucks says i'm gonna be having to hear fucking people all day talking about blah blah blah i love you, blah blah blah fucking blah. Meanwhile the rest of us have to put up with their shit, where they act like the rest of the time they aren't probably trying to kill each other or sleeping around behind each others backs. Yeah Fuck the holiday, I'm going to have me a couple of fucking beers and laugh at all the stupid mother fuckers.
FUCK THE GOVERNMENT ... YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
Quote from: Capt. Josh Underpants on February 13, 2011, 12:51:32 AM
Fuck Valentines Day. I don't give a fuck if it's not even here yet. Fuck it. 5 bucks says i'm gonna be having to hear fucking people all day talking about blah blah blah i love you, blah blah blah fucking blah. Meanwhile the rest of us have to put up with their shit, where they act like the rest of the time they aren't probably trying to kill each other or sleeping around behind each others backs. Yeah Fuck the holiday, I'm going to have me a couple of fucking beers and laugh at all the stupid mother fuckers.
Fuck the cynics...
Don't worry. If you kids ever get married, you can put all the Valentine's Day BS behind you.
Fuck stupid traditions...all of a sudden I have to ask my fiancée's dad if I can marry her, mind you we've been engaged for quite some time now.
Quote from: Capt. Josh Underpants on February 13, 2011, 12:51:32 AM
Fuck Valentines Day. I don't give a fuck if it's not even here yet. Fuck it. 5 bucks says i'm gonna be having to hear fucking people all day talking about blah blah blah i love you, blah blah blah fucking blah. Meanwhile the rest of us have to put up with their shit, where they act like the rest of the time they aren't probably trying to kill each other or sleeping around behind each others backs. Yeah Fuck the holiday, I'm going to have me a couple of fucking beers and laugh at all the stupid mother fuckers.
The preceeding announcement was made by Captain Lonelyhearts Inc.
Fuck B for having a wife who lets him off the hook on Valentines Day.
My wife made me get her a $200 watch.
Still, I guess B gets off the hook because Ian buys her all the Valentines Day stuff.
Quote from: Kenfucius on February 13, 2011, 06:09:13 PM
Fuck B for having a wife who lets him off the hook on Valentines Day.
My wife made me get her a $200 watch.
Still, I guess B gets off the hook because Ian buys her all the Valentines Day stuff.
I got let off the hook this year. Mostly because I bought my missus a load of flowers last weekend when I went away with my mates. That and I am saving to pay for our wedding in 2012. Date looks like September 12'.
Quote from: Kenfucius on February 13, 2011, 06:09:13 PM
Fuck B for having a wife who lets him off the hook on Valentines Day.
My wife made me get her a $200 watch.
Still, I guess B gets off the hook because Ian buys her all the Valentines Day stuff.
Emily got me nothing for Valentine's Day.
However, I DID get her an umbrella. SHe needs one, and it's going to start raining.
That's right... get set in your marriage enough, and you TOO can get umbrellas for a romantic gift.
Suck on THAT, you losers who are still dating! HA HA HA HA HA! HAVE FUN WITH ALL THE SEX YOU... oh... wait.
Fuck yeah my cookin kicks ass
Fuck stress! I try my best not to let anything stress me out anymore but fuck! Everything fucking comes down like a tonne of bricks. Even if it's not that major... Bottling up sucks. Being an emotional bitch all the time sucks more.
FUCK! I just want space from some people sometimes!
Rant over... back to not giving a fuck
Fuck cockblocks.
And lesbians but yes and no at the same timee
Quote from: Kieran King on February 18, 2011, 08:26:17 AM
Fuck cockblocks.
And lesbians but yes and no at the same timee
fuck the cunts who fuck you around when you're working... we don't go to your job and say cuntish comments to you...
your a bunch of assholes...that is all.
Fuck people moaning about potholes on the road like they've caused the death of your child. You burst a tyre, so fucking what? Get on with your fucking life.
Oh and fuck the comment, "I pay road tax, so there shouldn't be potholes on the road." Do you have any clue how the real world works? A maximum of 1 5th of your road tax goes on road maintenance. The rest goes on MPs expenses and the bottomless cash black hole that is the NHS.
It's a time of no money and it's about time you cunts got used to it. Fuck your complaints about potholes.
Peace
Duckman
It's spelled "tire"
Fuck the cunts that don't fix pot-holes which result in people paying out of their own pocket to replace their tyres (or tires) AND pay more again to fix the wheel alignment on their cars lest they fail the legally mandated inspections, which, if it happened, may ultimately force them off the road and in outlying regions with little public transport, possibly cost them earnings and ultimately their jobs, which would, of course, directly impact how much they contribute to the running of the country and in fact possibly cause them to become a welfare burden if they lose all employment as the job market dictates that there would be difficulty finding a new employment opportunity.
Just to play devil's advocate.
*grins*
Quote from: Kenfucius on February 18, 2011, 01:43:39 PM
Fuck the cunts that don't fix pot-holes which result in people paying out of their own pocket to replace their tyres (or tires) AND pay more again to fix the wheel alignment on their cars lest they fail the legally mandated inspections, which, if it happened, may ultimately force them off the road and in outlying regions with little public transport, possibly cost them earnings and ultimately their jobs, which would, of course, directly impact how much they contribute to the running of the country and in fact possibly cause them to become a welfare burden if they lose all employment as the job market dictates that there would be difficulty finding a new employment opportunity.
Just to play devil's advocate.
*grins*
i know that's a joke, but it's fucking retarded.
I knock back 90% of the claims because thankfully my Council fullfills it's duty as the roads authority to inspect and maintain the roads to a resonable standard.
Fuck people who can't take responsibility for driving like fucking idiots and then cry when they hit a pothole and burst their TYRE!
Peace
Duckman
Course it is.
The only part of my rant with any truth is the wheel alignment thing, because the roads are fucking worse around here and I know my wife DOESN'T drive like an idiot, but she still had to pay a gouging mechanic to fix her wheel alignment, and it's only pothole hits that really fuck with that.
Only thing on her car that would have failed the year inspection.
To surmise.
Potholes are inevitible.
Fuck mechanics who use the fact to charge a premium.
You have car inspections?
Dunno if that's a state by state thing, but yeah, gotta get your car through an inspection every 18 months (I think) in NJ.
Yeah it's State by State.
In Wyoming all you have to have is Liability Insurance and a VIN inspection (when buying a vehicle to get it licensed the first time)
Yeah in PR you get inspections every time you re-new registration which is every year from the date you first registered.
A giant fuck you to two absolute fucking whores who feel the need to try and ruin what should be a very special four day event for me next year and you know what I am going to fucking tell the pair of you to your fat doughboy looking faces how you are the cancer to anything good in my friends lives...
FIREWORKS READY TO LAUNCH!
Wow. Apparently New Zealand has stricter vehicle laws than most other places. I did not know that. Here, if your car is older than (I think) six years, then it has to be inspected every six months. And this is on top of paying licence registration, which you can purchase for any length of time you want, up to a year.
Oh, and fuck the registration fee for motorbikes. It's something crazy like double the price for cars. I'd much rather have a 'bike, but I'm a broke student so can barely even afford to keep my piece of shit Mirage operational.
fuck clutch cables...
Quote from: Kenfucius on February 18, 2011, 02:15:03 PM
Dunno if that's a state by state thing, but yeah, gotta get your car through an inspection every 18 months (I think) in NJ.
Every two years actually. I'm due in April.
However I thought that they changed the laws and only check the carbon emissions now. At least I hope so, I have a huge crack in my windshield and don't really want to fork out the $200 dollars to replace it only to have another big stone thrown up at it within a month.
Fuck route 80.
I just looked that up DQ, I think you're right.
Don't think she realised that.
Also didn't know you were in NJ. Apparently it's THE port of call for UK and Ireland efedding ex-pats.
Quote from: Kenfucius on February 18, 2011, 07:18:22 PM
I just looked that up DQ, I think you're right.
Don't think she realised that.
Also didn't know you were in NJ. Apparently it's THE port of call for UK and Ireland efedding ex-pats.
Right about which part? The only checking for emissions? Sweet deal I can get the free "official" inspection this year then instead of paying for a private one :D
And yeah I think you just came over recently when you got married right, or have you been here longer? Takes a bit of getting used to, but I started to like it after a couple of years.
Yeah, the emissions thing. I looked it up.
"Effective August 1, 2010, the New Jersey Motor Vehicle Commission made changes to the New Jersey Vehicle Inspection Program eliminating the mechanical defects (safety) portion of the inspection process for passenger vehicles. Most passenger vehicles will be required to be inspected biennially (every two years) for emissions only."
From the NJ Motor Vehicle Commission FAQ on their website.
And yeah, I only came over recently, been out here less than two months.
FUCK THAT LITTLE CUNT JUSTIN BIEBER
I have successfully never seen ANYTHING he has done since he broke onto the scene till the celebrity all-star game where he had like 50 seconds of interview time and I instantly hated him...and he won the MVP award...fucking cunt.
DEATH TO BIEBER!
Quote from: Jack Benevolence on February 18, 2011, 09:22:03 PM
I'd foul out before I let Bieber score on me.
In basketball, I mean.
So sexually you'd let him score on you? ;D
Jack Russell.
Fuck immature cunts who seem determined to ruin a good night out.
Quote from: Reaper on February 18, 2011, 11:48:44 PM
Fuck immature cunts who seem determined to ruin a good night out.
Fuck anyone who doesn't like true blood!
*hopes to score brownie points with reaper*
LMAO, yeah fuck those people
I have three cases of Tru Blood sitting on my floor right now. That shit is good
How much did you pay for it
He's looking to trade it to a case of Chiclets.
Fuck the goddamn ink cartage that despite me rarely using the printer when I actually need to use it it doesn't fucking work.
Quote from: ! JDM The Professional ! on February 19, 2011, 02:27:08 AM
Fuck anyone who doesn't like true blood!
*hopes to score brownie points with reaper*
+1 Karma
Quote from: Duckman on February 18, 2011, 01:31:33 PM
Fuck people moaning about potholes on the road like they've caused the death of your child. You burst a tyre, so fucking what? Get on with your fucking life.
Oh and fuck the comment, "I pay road tax, so there shouldn't be potholes on the road." Do you have any clue how the real world works? A maximum of 1 5th of your road tax goes on road maintenance. The rest goes on MPs expenses and the bottomless cash black hole that is the NHS.
It's a time of no money and it's about time you cunts got used to it. Fuck your complaints about potholes.
Peace
Duckman
Sounds like an average day at work for me.
'I want to complain about the state of my road.'
'Wrong council, sorry.'
Fuck you.
You work in insurance Duckman? I work in local government. I'm always getting told that I get 'extortionate wages' a 'ridiculous pension (non-contributory apparently)' and that people pay council tax just for their bins to be emptied.
None of which is true.
Fuck the ignorant callers who can't manage to look at their bank account, or fill out a simple form, or pay their tax on time, or learn who their landlord is (not kidding) or bother to figure out the benefit system they depend on.
Quote from: Capt. Josh Underpants on February 19, 2011, 03:10:15 AM
I have three cases of Tru Blood sitting on my floor right now. That shit is good
CAPTAIN LONELY HEARTS - BOOK OF PULLING TECHNIQUES:
CHAPTER 16
GOTH CHICKS - Prepare to get freaky...and then just end up being a BFF
Quote from: Judge Anger on February 19, 2011, 08:39:22 AM
How much did you pay for it
50 bucks for all three
Quote from: Trumpers on February 19, 2011, 02:43:46 PM
CAPTAIN LONELY HEARTS - BOOK OF PULLING TECHNIQUES:
CHAPTER 16
GOTH CHICKS - Prepare to get freaky...and then just end up being a BFF
:( I hate you Ian
Quote from: Capt. Josh Underpants on February 19, 2011, 03:23:52 PM
50 bucks for all three
:( I hate you Ian
You love me really you little scamp (ruffles hair)
and I dont love you back...LONELY HEARTS!!!!!!!
Thats called tough love.
It'll help eventually
Yeah it will help when I end up with the girl that trumps all of yours.
Quote from: Capt. Josh Underpants on February 19, 2011, 04:25:29 PM
Yeah it will help when I end up with the girl that trumps all of yours.
One Lexationships show and he is now a pun machine!
Fuck lecherous pricks who think they can grind into a girls arse as a pulling technique
Fuck silly little boys who can't handle their drink
Fuck fat girls who think I might want to go near them
Fuck silly little girls who think grinding their flat, featureless body is going to make me even give you the time of day
Fuck fat pricks who take a more than a subtle hint to fuck off...
Fuck me having to hold my temper for MOST of the evening
Fuck Groove in Ipswich...
Bad night at the club?
Quote from: Judge Anger on February 20, 2011, 09:47:46 AM
Bad night at the club?
He was speaking about us efedders :(
*rubs flat featureless body and runs away*
a good night irritated by twats
Quote from: M.D.K. on February 20, 2011, 08:39:01 AM
Fuck lecherous pricks who think they can grind into a girls arse as a pulling technique
Fuck silly little boys who can't handle their drink
Fuck fat girls who think I might want to go near them
Fuck silly little girls who think grinding their flat, featureless body is going to make me even give you the time of day
Fuck fat pricks who take a more than a subtle hint to fuck off...
Fuck me having to hold my temper for MOST of the evening
Fuck Groove in Ipswich...
Pretty much the reason why the last couple of weeks I've spent perched at the bar judging everybody else for doing exactly what you outlied. It begs the question why I'm even out in the first place, but I'm having fun doing it. Plus, getting on the bar staff's good sides results in cheap drinks, which makes the experience hella fun.
It was a case of a triple birthday. Makes me glad I am in a relationship!
Fuck Garth Gaffney for trying to weasel his way into Jay Enica's woman!
Quote from: M.D.K. on February 20, 2011, 08:39:01 AM
Fuck Groove in Ipswich...
Mistake number 1 - going to Ipshit.
Fuck my brothers new family and his new wifes WANKER sons, they are cunts and they make me not want to know that side of the family anymore
Fuck-ing result I got hold of an Austin Reed suit...retail value 500 of your English pounds...for nothing...it fell of the back of a lorry.
(http://cache2.artprintimages.com/p/LRG/15/1585/AYQDD00Z/art-print/paul-howell-jimmy-conway.jpg)
That could be the most English thing I've ever read. And I don't understand a word of it.
Ian got very expensive clothing for free, because it was available due to "liberation from ownership".
What he doesn't say is that the suit that fell out the back of the lorry is actually three sizes too small, but dammit, Ian has it!
lorry......is that Engrish for truck?
yep
You know what Judge calls things that are used to transport goods across the country?
Slaves.
Fuck people that have to have a say on absolutely everything
Fuck cancer... Fuck the fact I have to try and talk a man through his drugs the day after he is told its terminal
Quote from: Judge Anger on February 23, 2011, 03:30:43 PM
lorry......is that Engrish for truck?
Who do you think you are RACIST!
(http://cincinnati.metromix.com/content_image/full/546858/560/370)
Fuck mother nature for being so damned weird.
Fuck you for ruining my vacation. I wasn't supposed to go back until Tuesday but you just had to fuck me over and make me go back on Sunday. Fuckers probably couldn't hack it with me gone.
To be fair Josh, that roadside litter won't pick up itself.
Fuck Brandon Watkins, even when you pissed a lot of people in the past I was cool with you but no showing the graphics comp?lame.
Fuck this stupid 'Meatless Monday Movement" bullshit. Now those vegan assholes have to have a national day to shove their fucking stupid agenda on the normal population. If we weren't meant to eat meat, we wouldn't have the ability to assholes.
Join the revolution! Grill up the largest steak you can find Monday and enjoy it
I'd love to find a Vegan rally and set up a grill across the street, offering free hotdogs to anyone who wanted some.
Quote from: T-Bonizzle on March 03, 2011, 10:20:18 AM
Fuck this stupid 'Meatless Monday Movement" bullshit. Now those vegan assholes have to have a national day to shove their fucking stupid agenda on the normal population. If we weren't meant to eat meat, we wouldn't have the ability to assholes.
Join the revolution! Grill up the largest steak you can find Monday and enjoy it
Here, here!
Meat is murder! You monsters!
Oh god, imagine if I actually believed that.
The real PETA
People
Eating
Tasty
Animals
If you really believed it Dorling, we would lynch you.
Quote from: T-Bonizzle on March 03, 2011, 07:43:59 PM
If you really believed it Dorling, we would lynch you.
and then eat you of course. Medium rare.
I don't get it.
I have a 20oz sirloin in the fridge I was going to eat Sunday. Now I'm going to wait one more day just to spite them.
I have fucking Mountain Lion Steaks in my freezer.
If you weren't supposed to eat cows they would be smarter.
Quote from: Doug E Fresh on March 04, 2011, 08:03:20 AM
I have a 20oz sirloin in the fridge I was going to eat Sunday. Now I'm going to wait one more day just to spite them.
Rock on brother.
Fuck already having a V ticket...
after my friends couldn;t get one meaning I will have to go on my own if I do go...
V ticket = veneral disease?
He's going to see the Visitors.
Meanwhile. F(orget) WWE, charging $3 for an app that's nothing more than a promotional piece for a WM I'm almost not interested in getting this year. Sad thing is, people will still buy it. (sigh)
music festival Jack. Just been offered a ticket but have a feeling there may have to be sex involved...
Quote from: M.D.K. on March 04, 2011, 05:33:23 PM
music festival Jack. Just been offered a ticket but have a feeling there may have to be sex involved...
Well I didn't particularly want the ticket anyway, but if it can be used in exchange, then it's all yours!
Adam give me a ticket and I'll go with...
I'd hate to go to a festival on a didgy little twat island alone... Going to the pub alone is bad enough
Being single...
FUCK... YEAH!
2 Dates in 8 hours 1 with a very hot nurse, a random series of pics sent to my phone, and a group of amoral women?
Fuck yeah, got a job as a graphic designer at an ad agency.
Awesome news
BTW
Fuck the people for not telling me they changed the damn router
"The People"? Your neighbors?
no the people i rent the room from
Fuck PayPal and their "new rules" reference new businesses set through ebay. Now I have to wait for all the EFKers and friends to give me positive feedback before they will release my money...
LAME
Fuck any sort of sti I may catch on my birthday!!!
Also- fuck Becky bayless is hot.
Fuck getting ill...
I've only just recently got over about two or three weeks of feeling like shit so I celebrated life hard last week and I think I'm now getting the consequences for those 4 alcohol and stuff induced days
Fuck my store Take a god damn vacation which is supposed to be full pay as in 40 fucking hours look at my check oh thank you so kindly mother fuckers for only allowing me to use 36 of my hours and not bothering to tell me that fact. Those little things are nice to know, hell if I knew they were gonna play me like that I would have made them give me a 4 hour shift just to have 40. Kindly go fuck yourselves and than make sure to I don't know actually inform your employees when making changes that effect us you assholes. Can't wait to get the fuck out of that hell hole and move to another hell hole that hopefully pays me more
Quote from: Capt. Josh Underpants on March 10, 2011, 07:28:42 AM
Fuck my store Take a god damn vacation which is supposed to be full pay as in 40 fucking hours look at my check oh thank you so kindly mother fuckers for only allowing me to use 36 of my hours and not bothering to tell me that fact. Those little things are nice to know, hell if I knew they were gonna play me like that I would have made them give me a 4 hour shift just to have 40. Kindly go fuck yourselves and than make sure to I don't know actually inform your employees when making changes that effect us you assholes. Can't wait to get the fuck out of that hell hole and move to another hell hole that hopefully pays me more
Owned R Us
Fuck you, whore! Don't call me asking for help and then call me a jerk and hang up on me. go fuck yourself and your dogbite!
Quote from: Fnord on March 10, 2011, 02:35:02 PM
Fuck you, whore! Don't call me asking for help and then call me a jerk and hang up on me. go fuck yourself and your dogbite!
Midas?
Yeah, Midas!
EDIT: Damn you Jag. Motherfucker.
Wasn't me... But hell it even made me take a step back and wonder if I did it lol
Fnord probably asked the person on the phone to touch his weiner, and thats why they called him a jerk.
I misread the last line as 'go fuck yourself and your daughter'.
Fuck cat illnesses.
Seriously, they're fucking horrible animals when they get sick, not least because it's plainly obvious how to fix it, but getting a cat to do ANYTHING it doesn't want to do, even when it'll help make the damn thing better, is more difficult than imagining MDK as a guy who believes in abstinence.
MDK probably thinks abstinence is a new drink.
LMAO
fuck my head is killing me, last night was damn fun for the parts i remember and from what i have heard the parts i don't were good too
Isn't abstinence where you don't get balls deep until the end of the first date?
oh yeah and
Promiscuity... Fuck yeah!
Take that promise rings!
Fuck the worst designed gym program ever:
- I obviously dont have the coordination to use the cross trainer...can we just find something else for me to do
- Your suggested weight rountine would be relevant...if I was a smurf...welcome to the gun show!
- I doubled your suggested cycle time...why because these legs have been lifting 20 stone for about 3 years so they can do your puny incline, speed recommend and time
- I fear I shall fall off the treadmill...this body is built for impact not grace
In conclusion...worst gym program ever. Your £30.00 a month fees are laughable...personal train my ass bitch!
Fuck red wine. Ugh, I'm dying today.
Peace
Duckman
Fuck you Ian for not being online when I'm bored in work and want to use the shoutbox after nearly 2 years!
Quote from: Antalicious on March 14, 2011, 09:01:34 AM
Fuck you Ian for not being online when I'm bored in work and want to use the shoutbox after nearly 2 years!
Fuck you Ant all you had to do was ask I would shout in your box any day!
lol
Nice... ;)
WTF ANT'S BACK?!
fuck ENGLAND for beating Scotland like that...
Obviously that meant I had to go out and after 24 hours of consistent drinking, write an entire assignment and become the student rep. for my course.
If they had lost none of this would've happened. I would've gone home and done nothing (but cry)
Quote from: Russaholic on March 14, 2011, 12:31:35 PM
WTF ANT'S BACK?!
Indeed, I realised I can access the boards in work again. Good times my friend, good fuckin' times. 8)
Also just to keep in the spirit of things... fuck dodgy coughs after a weekend on the lash.
Fuck cardboard boxes
Just a warning to all of you, apparently kicking a piece of cardboard has the ability to nearly destroy your ankle. Constant walking and lifting of heavy objects has nothing to do with it whatsoever. I am now a better person for learning that fact.
Quote from: Capt. Josh Underpants on March 14, 2011, 02:40:27 PM
Fuck cardboard boxes
Just a warning to all of you, apparently kicking a piece of cardboard has the ability to nearly destroy your ankle. Constant walking and lifting of heavy objects has nothing to do with it whatsoever. I am now a better person for learning that fact.
Why'd you kick your house? ;D
hisp on hisp hatred!
fuck having to actually like somebody!
Quote from: Gary on March 14, 2011, 02:49:24 PM
Why'd you kick your house? ;D
For your information Guille, my house is made of Plastic not Cardboard.
Quote from: Antalicious on March 14, 2011, 12:58:53 PM
Indeed, I realised I can access the boards in work again. Good times my friend, good fuckin' times. 8)
Also just to keep in the spirit of things... fuck dodgy coughs after a weekend on the lash.
Ant, please tell me you'll listen to the tail-end of the last podcast's Side A. You, out of everyone else on EFK, would get such a kick out of it -- I guarantee it. :)
Quote from: Marq on March 14, 2011, 04:16:27 PM
Ant, please tell me you'll listen to the tail-end of the last podcast's Side A. You, out of everyone else on EFK, would get such a kick out of it -- I guarantee it. :)
I haven't, but I will now! Sure what else would I be doing in work tomorrow ;)
Is that the one about the island?
lmao yes...
FML like seriously fuck it. I have to find a new place to live now. Just got asked to leave where I'm at now so that my friends aunt can move in.
Thats what happens you kick your house.
Quote from: Antalicious on March 14, 2011, 04:53:14 PM
I haven't, but I will now! Sure what else would I be doing in work tomorrow ;)
After you have listened to it you will realize two things:
- Although I am no doubt an amazing one night stand, I am also a planner for the future and would make great common law husband material
- B would not
:)
Quote from: Grumpy Trumps on March 14, 2011, 07:34:52 PM
After you have listened to it you will realize two things:
- Although I am no doubt an amazing one night stand, I am also a planner for the future and would make great common law husband material
- B would not
:)
Well now you have me intriqued!
Fuck heart problems, grandma's in hospital she's like a mother to me fucking sucks!
Fuck asshole cunt guys who take advantage of girls, fuck them without a condom and cum in them. Why? Coz they're fucking ignorant dip shits. Happened last night to a good friend of mine now I have to dip into my holiday fund to get her the morning after pill, because she had to leave work because her anxiety was effecting her. Just goes to show how low some cunts are....
Kirstie Alley and her partner getting the best overall score tonight, for a dance that was...oh jeez, just fuck off...GO JERICHO!!!
Quote from: Alex K on March 22, 2011, 01:00:57 AM
Kirstie Alley and her partner getting the best overall score tonight, for a dance that was...oh jeez, just fuck off...GO JERICHO!!!
Award for Gayest comment of the night goes to Alex
Of the night? Try decade! lol.
Peace
Duckman
Quote from: ! JDM The Professional ! on March 20, 2011, 10:04:40 PM
Fuck asshole cunt guys who take advantage of girls, fuck them without a condom and cum in them. Why? Coz they're fucking ignorant dip shits. Happened last night to a good friend of mine now I have to dip into my holiday fund to get her the morning after pill, because she had to leave work because her anxiety was effecting her. Just goes to show how low some cunts are....
All due respect JDM, girls have the choice to tell a guy to wrap up. if they don't have the common sense to not then the girl is as just as much in the wrong as the guy.
Plus the guy clearly doesn't value his own cock to dip it inside her...
For the future, coat-hangers are cheaper.
Or just tell her to buy it herself, if she's going to fuck a dude with no rubber then she needs to deal with the aftermath.
Honestly, what the fuck!?
Peace
Duckman
(http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w124/5thbeatlenat/NOWIREHANGERS.gif)
Fuck yeah Gram's surgery was a success and the irony today is her 73rd birthday!
Quote from: Gary on March 22, 2011, 04:10:44 PM
Fuck yeah Gram's surgery was a success and the irony today is her 73rd birthday!
Glad to hear it Gary! :) Hope it's one of many more for her.
Fuck me... I may have found the most perfect woman
So far I found out she is beautiful, Geordie, blue eyes, intelligent, possibly can drink me under the table and enjoys going to watch footie on the saturday.
Our first date is planned for the bank holiday weekend of the Royal wedding. She's my mate's sister and lives in Newcastle. Phone conversation tonight.
Her: "Oh hi, I have got us tickets on the Saturday."
Me: "Yeah?"
Her: "Yeah, I know you support Fulham and couldn't help but see they were at Sunderland on the Saturday so I got us tickets!"
FUCK YEAH!
Translation: She wants FUCK you.
(http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/you-can-do-it.jpg)
Quote from: M.D.K. on March 22, 2011, 07:03:19 PM
Fuck me... I may have found the most perfect woman
So far I found out she is beautiful, Geordie, blue eyes, intelligent, possibly can drink me under the table and enjoys going to watch footie on the saturday.
Our first date is planned for the bank holiday weekend of the Royal wedding. She's my mate's sister and lives in Newcastle. Phone conversation tonight.
Her: "Oh hi, I have got us tickets on the Saturday."
Me: "Yeah?"
Her: "Yeah, I know you support Fulham and couldn't help but see they were at Sunderland on the Saturday so I got us tickets!"
FUCK YEAH!
Stick it in her pooper. Bitches love that.
Just don't cum in her Adam. For the love of GOD don't cum in her.
And if you do, don't come looking to me for cash to sort it out!
Peace
Duckman
Quote from: Kieran King on March 22, 2011, 08:57:58 PM
Stick it in her pooper. Bitches love that.
Quoted for truth.
*sigh* We missed you Ant, we really, really missed you. :)
Peace
Duckman
Quote from: Duckman on March 23, 2011, 03:00:24 PM
*sigh* We missed you Ant, we really, really missed you. :)
Peace
Duckman
Mostly because for about a year or however long Ant has been gone...that has usually been Russ' response to stuff. It has kind of felt like being in jail where one of the inmates becomes like the token chick because there are no chicks and then someone (Jag) forgets that person (Russ) isnt a chick and starts up a relationship with them...
So yeah we did miss you lol
Wait...that dark haired chick is a dude? Aw damn it!
Peace
Duckman
Quote from: Duckman on March 23, 2011, 04:33:43 PM
Wait...that dark haired chick is a dude? Aw damn it!
Peace
Duckman
Yes those aren't inappropiate warts dangling between his legs...and I use the term dangling loosely. Maybe just...there...slightly pretruding.
Well I for one am fucking pissed off she came back. I'll have to get you all drunk and wear super-slutty clothes now SHE's here...
Bitch.
In keeping with the topic - Fuck Ant for stealing my men.
Don't make me take out my hoop earrings and throw down Russ!!
And thank you. I missed you too! group hug! :grouphug: Anal sex, bringing people together yet again.
*Ahem...* Only one word for it...time to channel the spirit of Joey Styles....
CCCCAAAAAATTTTTFFFFFIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
Peace
Duckman
Oh it's on now Ant, IT IS ON.
Sam, hold my handbag...
Quote from: Russaholic on March 24, 2011, 04:58:45 PM
Oh it's on now Ant, IT IS ON.
Sam, hold my handbag...
Wohooo!!!! While Sam is holding your bag, I will hold Ant for a bit...closely...like the island Queen she is...
wait...
CATTTTTT FIIGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTTT!
You can hold me after I kick Russ right in the Vag!
(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-03-22/1237688087250.jpg)
o.O
They're called "girls," Alex. :)
Quote from: Antalicious on March 24, 2011, 08:43:20 PM
You can hold me after I kick Russ right in the Vag!
(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-03-22/1237688087250.jpg)
Oh no you di'n't, girlfriend.
Well while you're trying to kick me in the vag with your fugly Primark heels on, I'll take my newly-done nails and scratch through the layers of fake tan and concealer to show the world just what you REALLY look like.
Well ive just cum
In the face?
Quote from: Russaholic on March 25, 2011, 05:51:34 AM
Oh no you di'n't, girlfriend.
Well while you're trying to kick me in the vag with your fugly Primark heels on, I'll take my newly-done nails and scratch through the layers of fake tan and concealer to show the world just what you REALLY look like.
Oh bitch I know you did not just diss my heels! And it's called 'Penneys' here so stick your Primark up your arse! You only wish you looked this good with your flat ass and bee stings!
Now look what you've done! You've aroused MDK!
Two cats screeching in the alleyway turn on MDK.
Arousing MDK is about as challenging as beating Alex in a joke contest.
That dude would fuck the crack of dawn.
Now, back to the lady fighting!
Russ, I believe we are awaiting your retort!
Peace
Duckman
Fuck yesterday, at around 1:00 PM I crash into another car, then around 11:00 PM i pop a tire. Yes me and my car didnt get along yesterday.
Quote from: Antalicious on March 25, 2011, 09:24:39 AM
Oh bitch I know you did not just diss my heels! And it's called 'Penneys' here so stick your Primark up your arse! You only wish you looked this good with your flat ass and bee stings!
Now look what you've done! You've aroused MDK!
That what you calling them, skank? 'Cause round here my boys call them the best damn things they can get.
You know what they call you? A two-bit cheap-ass tribute act to Jordan with a hole so wide Barney Green could take the family down there for a holiday and marvel at how roomy it is.
You're not even in my league, so take your chicken fillets, your Bridget Jones pants, and your 99p... sorry... cents hair extensions and go find yourself a street corner to stand on, got it? Good.
Quote from: Russaholic on March 25, 2011, 01:14:50 PM
That what you calling them, skank? 'Cause round here my boys call them the best damn things they can get.
You know what they call you? A two-bit cheap-ass tribute act to Jordan with a hole so wide Barney Green could take the family down there for a holiday and marvel at how roomy it is.
You're not even in my league, so take your chicken fillets, your Bridget Jones pants, and your 99p... sorry... cents hair extensions and go find yourself a street corner to stand on, got it? Good.
:o ... Well... I'm speechless
There's only one Queen Bee on EFK :)
And she's got CLAWS!!!
Peace
Duckman
lol this entire catfight is win.
btw I'm #teamruss.
I'm too much of a lady to win a catfight. Yes, I am saying this after the anal sex comment.
I can never unsee this.
I'm #teamant purely for the anal sex comment.
Peace
Duckman
This needs to be a Survivor Series match...
Team Ant
- Ant
- Duckman
Team Russ
- Russ
- Gary
Draft up!
And remember, while Ant might talk the talk, I... give better blowjobs.
Sorry Ant... I'm #teamruss
I'm also
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I can guarantee Monks will be #teamant.
Peace
Duckman
Quote from: Russaholic on March 25, 2011, 03:24:37 PM
I... give better blowjobs.
Oh you want to play it that way do you?! Right two words for you... Anal Sex.... and I ain't talking about the previous comment!
Team Ant
- Ant
- Duckman
- Ian
Team Russ
- Russ
- Gary
- MDK
Can we guess TripleB will never join the same team as Ian, so is #teamruss?
And Ant, I was giving out the best anal sex while you were still in the waiting list for breast augmentation, jog on, bitch.
And russ gives a mean titwank
Quote from: M.D.K. on March 25, 2011, 03:45:58 PM
And russ gives a mean titwank
Damn... I can't compete with that...
Quote from: Antalicious on March 25, 2011, 03:46:59 PM
Damn... I can't compete with that...
Oh wait! Maybe I can! I read that as 'man titwank'
JDM if you're watching, I'll buy you all the morning after pills you want. Jag I'll pay for an all-expenses hunting week wherever you want. Judge I'll take your virginity and let you take the white bedsheets home afterwards.
Alex... feel free to join Team Ant.
Quote from: Russaholic on March 25, 2011, 03:51:01 PM
JDM if you're watching, I'll buy you all the morning after pills you want. Jag I'll pay for an all-expenses hunting week wherever you want. Judge I'll take your virginity and let you take the white bedsheets home afterwards.
Alex... feel free to join Team Ant.
lol! This made me laugh.... but you're still a whore!
I'm #teamant since Russ turned me down.
Fuck people with lame excuses!
Quote from: Midas on March 25, 2011, 05:58:30 PM
Fuck people with lame excuses!
Fnord couldn't get it up?
I'm #teamant as well
S'ok, I friend-zoned you too.
maybe if you had offered me booze, but because you didn't i'm going to go where the boobs are
#teamruss
God help me, I love me some sass.
Quote from: Capt. Josh Underpants on March 25, 2011, 07:14:49 PM
maybe if you had offered me booze, but because you didn't i'm going to go where the boobs are
no booze? Russ you amateur!
(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa145/DFGFX/teamAnt.jpg)
Team Ant wins
Quote from: Capt. Josh Underpants on March 25, 2011, 08:04:22 PM
(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa145/DFGFX/teamAnt.jpg)
Team Ant wins
:o LOVE IT!!! Thank ya Josh! Into the sig it goes!
...in your face team Puss!
Quote from: Antalicious on March 25, 2011, 08:08:38 PM
:o LOVE IT!!! Thank ya Josh! Into the sig it goes!
...in your face team Puss!
Woo and it's my first official Userbar
Quote from: Duckman on March 23, 2011, 04:33:43 PM
Wait...that dark haired chick is a dude? Aw damn it!
Peace
Duckman
sam i warn you drink to much and go home with the dude the looks like a lady ... lol
So after reading everything...
Team Ant I am I am.
I'm hardcore, I'll take em both.
Quote from: jagilki on March 25, 2011, 09:22:17 PM
I'm hardcore, I'll take em both.
#TeamJag
He gets me.
That comment by Jag almost makes me want to join Team JagV 2.0
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
I retain my free agency, and demand both teams vie for me.
(watches the tumbleweed roll) ...
Quote from: Russaholic on March 25, 2011, 01:18:21 PM
There's only one Queen Bee on EFK :)
And Ian's sleeping with her behind Triple B''s back.
... what?
... oh, and #TeamJag. Only 'cos Hondo says so.
Quote from: JackHondo on March 25, 2011, 09:29:58 PM
#TeamJag
He gets me.
QFT
So does this mean Jag is also competing to be the biggest slut on EFK too now?
Quote from: Duckman on March 25, 2011, 11:19:56 AM
Arousing MDK is about as challenging as beating Alex in a joke contest.
I've probably achieved both in every single role-play I ever wrote up!
Quote from: Antalicious on March 25, 2011, 08:08:38 PM
:o LOVE IT!!! Thank ya Josh! Into the sig it goes!
...in your face team Puss!
Is that a wrinkle I see? Oh my God, it is!
Quick, get some botox in you and perhaps stock up on hair dye, because it's only a matter of time before that starts turning!
Luckily thanks to your fake boobs those won't be going south for at least another 6 weeks... good move.
get a fucking team russ user bar up already Russel! I want to put it in my sig.
Team Ant
(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa145/DFGFX/teamAnt.jpg)
- Ant
- Duckman
- Ian
- Judge
- Captain Josh
- Ash Bombay
Team Russ
(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/8484/teamruss.png)
- Russ
- Gary
- MDK
- Kieran King
(Note: I'm not counting Team Jag 'cause we're not turning this into that Mexus thing where everyone wants their own thing and it stops being funny.)
Sorry Russ i am going with Team Ant just because it has a 3 leaf clover and im irish :D :)
Is this like Democrat & Republican?
Quote from: Midas on March 26, 2011, 09:11:05 PM
Is this like Democrat & Republican?
Yes... in that it's like Sarah Palin & Hilary Clinton scratching each others eyes out.
I've got to disregard my Irish duty & go #TeamRuss on this
In that case, #TeamAnt it is
Matt Ward I love your patriotism! Sinne Fianna Fáil, Atá fá gheall ag Éirinn!
I thought I would need some persuasion to get Alex! The big guns would have had to come out, I'm glad it didn't come that.
I don't know whether I'm impressed or disturbed that Russ's banner is the gayest banner ever.
Quote from: Antalicious on March 27, 2011, 02:29:41 AM
I don't know whether I'm impressed or disturbed that Russ's banner is the gayest banner ever.
That sounds like Ant is conceeding. TEAMRUSS is WINNING!!
Is disappointed over the lack of bidding... think of it... I'm Irish... but I've got Queen in my name... I could go either way (and possibly have done in the past!)
Quote from: Antalicious on March 27, 2011, 02:29:41 AM
The big guns would have had to come out, I'm glad it didn't come that.
It doesn't hurt to pull the big guns out still
Quote from: Alex K on March 27, 2011, 12:46:54 AM
In that case, #TeamAnt it is
Unlucky Ant. You're on special carer duty for a long time now.
Team Ant(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa145/DFGFX/teamAnt.jpg)
- Ant
- Duckman
- Ian
- Judge
- Captain Josh
- Ash Bombay
- Alex K
- MattWard
- Black Death
Team Russ(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/8484/teamruss.png)
- Russ
- Gary
- MDK
- Kieran King
- Jonny Briggs
- Reaper
Team ant
said in the sb few days ago going with the actual female not the wannabe female ... sorry ;D
I demand DQ be team Ant due to his connections with the three leaf clover and the green white and yellow. I will kill this leprechaun if he doesn't go team Ant!
(http://www.wrestlingyard.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/WWE-superstar-Hornswoggle-21.JPG)
(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/8484/teamruss.png)
Loyalty. Woo.
Team Ant
(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa145/DFGFX/teamAnt.jpg)
- Ant
- Duckman
- Ian
- Judge
- Captain Josh
- Ash Bombay
- Alex K
- MattWard
- Black Death
Team Russ
(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/8484/teamruss.png)
- Russ
- Gary
- MDK
- Kieran King
- Jonny Briggs
- Reaper
- T-Bone
You're catching up ya bollox!
you're both pansies.
This amuses me. Ant's last post:
Re: The Fuck List
« Reply #666 on: Today at 09:58:59 AM »
Quote from: Judge Anger on March 27, 2011, 11:27:04 AM
This amuses me. Ant's last post:
Re: The Fuck List
« Reply #666 on: Today at 09:58:59 AM »
The devil is team Ant. Win.
$666 incidentally is what she charges per hour.
I on the other hand charge $15 or a World Championship in your fed, and am MUCH better at it.
JOIN TEAM RUSS TODAY.
Quote from: Russaholic on March 27, 2011, 01:21:56 PM
$666 incidentally is what she charges per hour.
I on the other hand charge $15 or a World Championship in your fed, and am MUCH better at it.
JOIN TEAM RUSS TODAY.
But he uses his teeth like an amateur
Quote from: Antalicious on March 27, 2011, 03:36:56 PM
But he uses his teeth like an amateur
QFT
I mean...carry on.
Seriously?
1. I didn't even committ to Team Ant and was APPARENTLY a member before a super bidding war over my love could commence
2. I really should drown half of Team Ant's members...
3. I am removing myself from Team Ant as I never officially joined and am going to be an impartial voter who complains about whoever wins and has no right to because I was never involved in the voting process...
However here are some criteria I would like to ask the team members now I am unattached to a team:
- What is each parties policy on Alex K and his posts?
- How do both parties respond to referring to Captain Josh as Captain Lonelyhearts?
- Does either party have a policy of getting BD hooked on phonics?
- Where does both parties stand on the political mindfiled known as 'mafia'
- Does either party have a stance on repeat sex offenders known as MDK?
Why don't you just admit you're mad because I joined Team Ant? :P lol
What can I say, I want to be on the #WINNING team
fuck speaking the proper english
;D
Quote from: Alex K on March 27, 2011, 09:44:26 PM
You are ignoring this user. Show me the post.
Your response shall be stricken from the record!
LOL
...lol
There's an ignore feature?
Yes
Antalicious: I just had my first blood test. I feel violated
See guys looking to join Team Ant, she's already dirty and getting tested for things, so frankly if I were you I wouldn't touch it with a condom-coated barge pole.
Quote from: Russaholic on March 28, 2011, 06:11:52 AM
Antalicious: I just had my first blood test. I feel violated
See guys looking to join Team Ant, she's already dirty and getting tested for things, so frankly if I were you I wouldn't touch it with a condom-coated barge pole.
At least I'm getting tested unlike you! You can only ignore the itching and dripping for so long before it falls off Puss... I mean Russ.
Quote from: Antalicious on March 28, 2011, 05:31:59 AM
>:(
There is a perfectly reasonable MASS-DEBATE to be had between you and Russ (no need for those keeping score to say anything about the pun) I have posed and your response is an unhappy face...
*shakes head*
Is this where it's revealed Alex K is the brains of Team Ant?
You will never win us over with unhappy faces ANT! Tits and arse...well yes...BUT NOT UNHAPPY FACES!
I have feminine prowess and a loose/care free attitude. If I got the tits and arse involved Russ wouldn't stand a chance... I like a level playing field so therefore stand by my unhappy face!
Quote from: Antalicious on March 28, 2011, 10:05:22 AM
I have feminine prowess and a loose/care free attitude. If I got the tits and arse involved Russ wouldn't stand a chance... I like a level playing field so therefore stand by my unhappy face!
You totally dodged the questions! POLITICAL POONTANG!
*strong lean towards TEAM RUSS*
The following is a party political broadcast on behalf of the Team Russ party...
The scene opens to a meadow; the sky is blue and wild pink unicorns roam around the lush green grass, leaping over rainbows, drinking exotic cocktails and trying on fabulous clothes. This world is perfect, and as the camera pans around you can see there is nothing to bring the world down. To one side is a large pub named "The Trumps' Arms" in which sport may be viewed and ale may be supped for those residents that enjoy it. The camera pans around again to the happy residents eating a picnic.
"It is often said that behind every great man is a great woman... for me this phrase is a lie. For me, behind every great man, there is a great Russ, holding him close and making him feel special. This is why I am heading up Team Russ, a team to conquer the bland hordes of Team Ant with better policies, greater beauty, and mouth skills to make the Playboy Mansion green with envy.
One of our first policies pertains to the virgin black hole of humour known as Alex K. As you can see, the residents of this world are happy and laughing, free of the worry of stumbling along a post even the Christmas Cracker company would turn their noses up to. This is a world free from the threat of groans, moans or awkward sighs... here there are no long silences, facepalms or head-to-desk brutalities. In this world the Chief Window Taste-Tester has been banned for good, never to spread his poison.
But what about his friend, Captain Josh Underpants? It has often been spoken that his name should be Captain Josh Lonelyhearts, in reference to his 'unlucky in love' attitude. Allow me to show you our policy..."
The camera pans around to a small Mexican Hut with "Captain Lonelyheart's Swashbuckling Dating Service" written on a wonky sign (due to Ant designing it). Just inside is a pale young man with facial hair sitting at a desk, patiently waiting for his dates to turn up. The calendar on the wall hasn't been changed, suggesting that Lonleyhearts hasn't left his desk for three months. The inbox is empty.
"As you can see here on Team Russ we fully endorse the use of the Captain Lonelyhearts moniker, however despite our best efforts we are yet to be able to help young Joshua on his quest to meet a lady. We did, however, buy him a fleshlight to pass the time.
Another key issue at the moment is the issue of Black Death, better known by his cute, fluffy nickname 'BD', and whether we should encourage him to be hooked on phonics. Here on Team Russ we do not discriminate against those that cannot type as well as we can (unless the issue is Napoleon Dynamite-Kahrs typing a joke) and thus should Black Death decide to get hooked on phonics then we shall provide the best support we can. In the meantime we have tried to help Mr. Death by allowing him to design our Team Rosettes."
The scene fades into a group of Team Russ representatives, each displaying the Rosettes with the slogans "Taem R uss; were the WilD thing ar'e". The scene fades back to the rolling countryside hills as Kieran King is spotted riding a unicorn while Reaper casually eats a large Fudge Sundae.
"As you can see, stunning progress. Now comes the key issue of what's been called a 'political minefield', Mafia. As a keen member of the sewing, poetry, bakery, glee and flower-pressing clubs on EFK, I have no place for Mafia. Mafia, I have often found, to cause many arguments and problems, something which has been eradicated here in Team Russ. However, a battle against Team Ant in mafia could well be a possibility and something I would look forward to. So that leaves to the final point... the repeat sex offender, 'MDK'. As a prolific member of Team Russ, we have no problem on MDK prowling the streets and taking down Team Ant's members for his own enjoyment, so long as he stays well away from the members of Team Russ (except for when the leader calls upon his services). MDK is a very handsome young man, and his skills should be allowed to flourish.
So this is Team Russ... a place free from Alex K, a place where Lonelyhearts remain lonely, and a place where Black Death's keyboard-punching can be embraced and enjoyed. A place where you won't get an STI from simply looking at the leader, a place where if you become pregnant your Morning After Pill will be paid for, and a place where bitching about the opposition is encouraged.
Vote Team Russ, for a fabulous future."
Ohhhhhhh thats a hell of a party broadcast...
*clap clap*
All glory.
I'm sorry but until Russ rearranges himself to have a vajayjay Ant rules.
But if Russ were to get the old inside outter op?? Could be a whole different story.
Peace
Duckman
Quote from: Duckman on March 28, 2011, 01:03:01 PM
But if Russ were to get the old inside outter op?? Could be a whole different story
SHE-RUSS!
Who says it's not been done already?
Quote from: Russaholic on March 28, 2011, 01:42:10 PM
Who says it's not been done already?
If it has than that's one big ass clit you've got yourself but then if it hasn't your half penis is pathetic!
Team Antman rules!
Peace
Duckman
Quote from: Duckman on March 28, 2011, 02:13:00 PM
Team Antman rules!
Peace
Duckman
FTW! Fuck the World.... lol
I like Russ' mangina!
Russ is our very own Majela ZeZe Diamond
Can I just say
FUCK PACKING!
FUCK GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATIONS
FUCK MELANIE BOURGHAIN AND HER CUNTISH NITPICKING OF MY PORTFOLIO
FUCK MOVING HOUSE
FUCK YEAH I'M OFF TO SEE SUNDERLAND FULHAM END OF APRIL
Quote from: M.D.K. on March 29, 2011, 03:20:45 AM
Can I just say
FUCK PACKING!
I fully agree with that one. Just finished packing myself
All quiet on the Irish Cunt, eh Ant?
She's a part of Team Antman now, no need to go out for hamburgers when she's got steak at home.
In other words, Team Antman FTW!!!
Peace
Duckman
Fist bumps for all, Team Ant.
Quote from: Russaholic on March 31, 2011, 08:49:07 AM
All quiet on the Irish Cunt, eh Ant?
It's called having a life Russ... now toddle along and enjoy your cyber sex
Quote from: Antalicious on March 31, 2011, 02:57:13 PM
It's called having a life Russ... now toddle along and enjoy your cyber sex
Game.
Set.
Match.
Team Ant wins.
Haha, you know what Judge, til you're as fabulous as this I'm just ignoring you :)
Anyways Ant, ya slut, for one I've not had cyber sex, my surname ain't "Belmont" or "Encina", but I recommed you do. You can't infect some poor helpless child (Alex) that way...
Fuck my balls.
A semi for one or two hours and the broad wouldn't 'assist' me, wanting to take it slow and that nonsense.
Bluest balls since balls were first blued.
Thank God Russ knows what to do.
I would like to make a serious announcement. It is with deep regret that I am pulling out of the catfight, and thus conceding defeat to Team Ant. I realise now that she is an upstanding, beautiful young lady who has much more to offer EFK than I can. It's been a blast EFK, but your new fun on the side is Ant...
APRIL FOOLS!
Of course not, she's still a plastic-titted, hairy-minged skank :)
Quote from: Russaholic on April 01, 2011, 09:40:35 AM
I would like to make a serious announcement. It is with deep regret that I am pulling out of the catfight, and thus conceding defeat to Team Ant. I realise now that she is an upstanding, beautiful young lady who has much more to offer EFK than I can. It's been a blast EFK, but your new fun on the side is Ant...
APRIL FOOLS!
Of course not, she's still a plastic-titted, hairy-minged skank :)
My tits might be plastic but atleast my vag isn't!
It might not be plastic but you need a whole team of landscape gardeners to hack through the shrubbery and get to it... seriously... it's gross. Not to mention the fact you have to wipe away the strange yellow pus leaking from it and hold your nose when you get close. Honestly Ant, I'd rather go with Skittlez...
Quote from: Russaholic on April 01, 2011, 12:10:21 PM
It might not be plastic but you need a whole team of landscape gardeners to hack through the shrubbery and get to it... seriously... it's gross. Not to mention the fact you have to wipe away the strange yellow pus leaking from it and hold your nose when you get close. Honestly Ant, I'd rather go with Skittlez...
You're not fooling anyone Russ, there's not a person on this board that believes you've seen a vagina before let alone mine. Suck it up tranny boy!
Pics or GTFO
Yes, need pics of these plastic titties.
Quote from: Antalicious on April 01, 2011, 02:23:31 PM
You're not fooling anyone Russ, there's not a person on this board that believes you've seen a vagina before let alone mine. Suck it up tranny boy!
Win.
Fuck You Lakers, just fuck you
Quote from: Capt. Josh Underpants on April 02, 2011, 01:17:40 AM
Fuck You Lakers, just fuck you
QFT fuckers destroyed Dallas the night before your Jazz.
FUCK VIDEO GAME WORD LISTS.
Quote from: Gary on April 02, 2011, 01:29:28 AM
QFT fuckers destroyed Dallas the night before your Jazz.
Yeah I saw a chunk of that game last night, it was on in every bar I went to. Though those guys were fucking each other up
Fuck having to be strong 24/7
Fuck the urges to just say fuck it and to indulge in weakness
And while I'm at it, fuck Plastic Paddies
Fuck everyone who seems obliged to tell me how Irish they are
Fuck'em to fucking hell when they get whatever they want vicariously thorugh me when they are never more than five minutes away from the friends and family they grew up with.
General rant and frustration post here...
I just don’t get people in e-fedding sometimes. I really don’t. I don’t understand why we seem to have a lot of people with this rather bizarre make up of how they conduct themselves on the internet. I have always tried to live by this code that if I cannot commit to something I let someone know. I let someone know in due time and work out any commitments I need to do in order to make sure their operation runs smoothly. Why does e-wrestling in particular seemingly go COMPLETELY against this? It really does seem to house a very similar pattern of the same thing:
- I had no time to do this
- I had said personal tragedy and couldn’t do this
- I have lost my love for the game
I can accept for the most part any of those excuses, but I don’t accept is the way people go about doing it. Simple answer is, you want to know why I am an asshole to people and refuse to cut slack...because if any of the above happened to me in any walk of my life I would man up to it. I would know if I was going through a set of personal problems and I although not disclose them, could communicate with the appropriate people of WHY I couldn’t do something. If I wasn’t interested in the game, rather than walking off, I’d say I wasn’t interested, work out what I had to do to leave amicably and do it. If I had no time to do anything, I wouldn’t be wasting my time with apology posts and fricking emails explaining any of the above. Honestly, how long does it take to write 200 words. Hell I just hit 300 here!
I have said time and time again rather than say sorry or excuse yourself...post SOMETHING. Post something to show that you give a fuck not about the game necessarily, but about the people in the game who bust their asses. I had a team of people for Highlight Night 2011 busting their tails to make this a great PPV and what happens, we had four no showers at the PPV. It might be a chore to do it...but brushing your teeth is a chore, taking out the garbage is a chore, but if you don’t do it...what the hell happens, you suffer...how the heck is it fair to make everyone else suffer cause you’re a lazy cunt.
It’s lazy fucks and inconsiderate assholes which really ruin this game for me. The post that then tells me that I shouldn’t be mad at them because they were involved in a car crash or their dog caught on fire. You know what it goes back to the above post, its about showing a little respect for the people in the game.
I hate the term ‘Its Only A Game’ like it’s a get of jail free card and I am a sad bastard for ragging on you ruining it because at one time or another you were into this game just like the rest of us were and at one time or another when you saw someone else do this you were jumping on their nutsack about showing the people who play the game a little respect. What changed? Nothing did...it’s just you are being the dick now and rather than put yourself out you wanna justify your easy way out.
I have seen some great rpers and guys I have got along with like Chad Onlee, Tim and most recently Speedy who have had hurdles to overcome apparently on a personal level. I am just going to say...we all face hurdles in life. Hell I have faced my own hurdles and there some people on here who have done the same as well, real big hurdles. There is a major difference, at one time or another these great rpers couldn’t understand someone who would flake on e-wrestling, they couldn’t understand why that person couldn’t let me know, let someone know or throw up 50 words as a rp and say their peace later on and YET EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM who has criticized people for doing this either left in a shitty way or did the exact same thing and then for some reason had a mental block of WHY I MIGHT be pissed off about it. Why I don’t enjoy spending my fucking Saturday Night up till 2am having to change a load of writing around with Russ busting his ass to help me because they were too inconsiderate to drop me a line earlier and yet they walk onto boards and probably wonder why I don’t have the time for them or might be off with them.
There is an inherent problem with e-wrestling where people don’t seem to ever want to take responsibility. It’s time some people grew the fuck up. Life is going to kick you square in the balls if you walk around treating people who have invested time with you like shit. You want to make it in the world...then take some responsibility. Stop blaming the circumstances for not getting somewhere, man up and stop trying to pass the buck.
I say this not as a guy running a fed, but a guy who has done something with his life. Who hasn’t sat there asking the question of ‘why hasn’t this happened for me’, but gone out and told life to jog on and taken what I have wanted from it. There is a simple life lesson in my rant and I hope that everyone reads it. You act with no consideration for others, prepare to be treated in the same manner.
I just really needed to vent this out there after the last few weeks of reading some of the BS I have seen in our game and tonight was really a final straw for me.
Thanks for reading if you did.
Just a little quote from my latest Scorpio RP...
QuoteScorpio and Scotty: “JUST A PIMPLE?!â€
Scorpio: “N-Bomb there is no such thing as ‘just’ a fucking pimple… you see what the stress of this match has done to me?! Hell I could have a breakout… just imagine it… A FUCKING BREAKOUT… and then what?! How am I suppose to do a photoshoot with a face resembling the surface of the moon? I’ll have to go into hiding, change my name, develop a back-story and live my life on the internet like some sort of modern Phantom of the Opera!â€
Scotty: “What name would you choose?â€
Scorpio: “Don’t know, I’m kinda drawn to ‘Ant’… seems suiting and vile.â€
Suck it, skank.
Burned via efed roleplay... a new nerd low :-\
Fuck your avatar Russ. Its broke.
Fuck your E-mail Rob, it's sending Spam.
Still >:(
I deleted my old email and it was still sending out spam. Well done hotmail. Fuck you.
Fuck girls from Canton, Ohio. The rest of you women are alright for the time being but these bitches are manipulative and I need to wash my hands of them.
Fisting?
Fuck honestly people getting old and being not up for it anymore. I didnt realize how difficult it would be to try and get an expensive stag do to Vegas to work given the fact my mates are all apparently tight fisted boring old gits...
I am going to use my money to buy new mates
I'll go to Vegas. I'll even be a manservant.
Quote from: Bill-E Mitchell on April 05, 2011, 06:46:04 PM
Fuck honestly people getting old and being not up for it anymore. I didnt realize how difficult it would be to try and get an expensive stag do to Vegas to work given the fact my mates are all apparently tight fisted boring old gits...
I am going to use my money to buy new mates
QFT! A lot of my uni mates are a few years older than me... but only around 27, 28 sorta age (prolly cause of efedding I hate immature people now :P) and none of them are up for clubbing any more! Sure Bournemouth doesn't have the best scene and yeah I admit the music is sometimes drab, but that's not what it's about. It's about having a fucking massive time with your mates and nothing else. That's what going to Vegas for your stag do would be about.
Quote from: Bill-E Mitchell on April 05, 2011, 06:46:04 PM
Fuck honestly people getting old and being not up for it anymore. I didnt realize how difficult it would be to try and get an expensive stag do to Vegas to work given the fact my mates are all apparently tight fisted boring old gits...
I am going to use my money to buy new mates
I'll go to Vegas. And I won't turn away the Asian strippers like Judge would either.
Fuck idiots who talk during films!!
Quote from: Bill-E Mitchell on April 05, 2011, 06:46:04 PM
Fuck honestly people getting old and being not up for it anymore. I didnt realize how difficult it would be to try and get an expensive stag do to Vegas to work given the fact my mates are all apparently tight fisted boring old gits...
I am going to use my money to buy new mates
Just to represent the poor quarter, I can understand why a stag do to Vegas would be impossible for some. I certainly couldn't afford it! I sometimes have to be boring
because I am poor.
Fuck being poor!
Well, not being able to get a job due to medical reasons, and fuck everyone that looks down on the past... Yeah Im qualified so give me a fuckin job, dont use that as an excuse..
and fuck you too...
Quote from: Bill-E Mitchell on April 05, 2011, 06:46:04 PM
Fuck honestly people getting old and being not up for it anymore. I didnt realize how difficult it would be to try and get an expensive stag do to Vegas to work given the fact my mates are all apparently tight fisted boring old gits...
I am going to use my money to buy new mates
I swear to Bill, I'll go.
No joke. Let's party it up, sir! Vegas is a short flight away from me. :)
Fuck my friends who give me an invte to their wedding with no +1 and yet give one to my ex who only knows them through me which has a +1
Fuck that I am addicted to Jersey Shore. I know it's shit, but I just can't stop. DON'T JUDGE ME!
Fuck...
Las Vagas ... I am so there
Fuck Western Digital and their back up hard drives. Mine decided to crash on me and with it took ALL of my music and movies.
Fuck the Lakers.
It's not a backup if all your data is in one location. That's just the place you keep it.
Quote from: Gary on May 03, 2011, 04:15:26 AM
Fuck the Lakers.
I think that is what Dallas is doing as we speak.
Yes they did :)
Fuck...some of them can swim...
http://mordialloc-chelsea-leader.whereilive.com.au/sport/story/champ-conquers-fears/ (http://mordialloc-chelsea-leader.whereilive.com.au/sport/story/champ-conquers-fears/)
Natural Selection at its finest, Ian. :)
Good fuck and a bad fuck.
Bad Fuck: I managed to simultaneously sprain my knee and my ankle last week and it hurts like a mother fucker.
Good Fuck: Because of my restrictions, my work just told me to take the time off until I am healed which means I don't go back to work for another week from today
Fuck people who say they are going to do something than bail on you at the last minute. If you had no intention of doing it in the first place, just fucking say so.
Quote from: Capt. Josh Underpants on June 04, 2011, 01:22:45 AM
Fuck people who say they are going to do something than bail on you at the last minute. If you had no intention of doing it in the first place, just fucking say so.
I agree. People like this fucking suck.
Quote from: Capt. Josh Underpants on June 04, 2011, 01:22:45 AM
Fuck people who say they are going to do something than bail on you at the last minute. If you had no intention of doing it in the first place, just fucking say so.
Welcome to the world of e-fedding.
Quote from: Capt. Josh Underpants on June 04, 2011, 01:22:45 AM
Fuck people who say they are going to do something than bail on you at the last minute. If you had no intention of doing it in the first place, just fucking say so.
Quote from: JackHondo on June 04, 2011, 03:51:34 PM
Welcome to the world of e-fedding.
OFT
Fuck having an empty house! Most boring fucking day ever today and I can't afford to go out like I did last 2 days! Boo, I've got till Saturday with this!
Fuck having an ear infection which is causing me serious pain and discomfort.
Fuck not having had any weed for weeks now. Which is causing me serious pain and discomfort. :)
Peace
Duckman
Dude reading the first sentance I was gonna suggest weed, working a fucking treat when I had an ear infection, chest infection, you name it.
Unlucky pal! ;)
Fuck people who love to troll over a stupid video review where the guy who did the review was drunk and his site sure doesn't look anywhere near as good as the site in question.
Fuck this kitten. he has a taste for human flesh now and is constantly biting my feet. And if not that, sitting on my keyboard.
FUCK this cat.
Fuck 97 degree temps that I have to work out in.
Quote from: Duckman on June 06, 2011, 06:02:46 PM
Fuck having an ear infection which is causing me serious pain and discomfort.
Fuck crayons.
Quote from: Judge Anger on June 07, 2011, 06:47:20 AM
Fuck this kitten. he has a taste for human flesh now and is constantly biting my feet. And if not that, sitting on my keyboard.
FUCK this cat.
Keyboard Cat?
Fuck the people in e-wrestling that think they are owed something. You know, it's the people that make places like this, that go the extra mile for their e-feds and what not that are OWED something. You get back what you put into the game that is how I see it.
I just read Hondo's story and wanted to meet the Governor (or whoever it was that pulled the crayon out his kid's ear). I didn't expect this to happen. :(
Hondo...can I have a hug too? Pweese? I don't feel vewy well.
Peace
Duckman
We all want Hondo hugs
oh and... fuck cantankerous old cunts. I don't care if you have had a fall at home, don't talk to me like I'm a cunt.
Fuck people who don't say thank you when getting a food demo at Costco. I hope you slip on that sample cup you throw on the ground.
At the risk of stealing Hippo's gimmick...
*hugs everyone* :grouphug:
Quote from: Nick on June 07, 2011, 06:28:59 PM
Fuck people who don't say thank you when getting a food demo at Costco. I hope you slip on that sample cup you throw on the ground.
Damn... I have probably been guilty of this.
Fuck you, you lazy fucking cunts that do half the work I do. I hate you.
fuck Hondo for stealing Hippo's gimmick
fuck the police
Fuck the cold that seems to be taking me into its grip and the toothache I'm suffering thanks to my filling moving.
Fuck the fact I managed to get a tiny, crappy, twiggy bit of weed on Friday and it's all gone. I wish I had a regular decent supply.
Peace
Duckman
Fuck the Heat!
Fuck whoever slashed my tire last night.
Fuck the 50+ spammers that signed up this weekend. I swear there was one every 10 minutes or so. Had to install a super advanced captcha to stop them, but so far, 0 have gotten through.
Quote from: Judge Anger on June 12, 2011, 04:47:14 PM
Fuck the 50+ spammers that signed up this weekend. I swear there was one every 10 minutes or so. Had to install a super advanced captcha to stop them, but so far, 0 have gotten through.
is that why the theme devolved?
Fuck Smackdown Booking. Thanks for that Sheamus/Orton main event. Oh whats that, again this week. How pleasant...
Fuck the Glasgow hacker who was trying to log into my personal facebook. I don't keep a fricking treasure map on there mate!
Quote from: Bill-E Mitchell on June 12, 2011, 07:10:24 PM
Fuck the Glasgow hacker who was trying to log into my personal facebook. I don't keep a fricking treasure map on there mate!
... Saaaaaaaammmmmmm!!!!
Fuck homework. Not my homework, other students'. I've had so much marking to do over the past week, end of semester and all, that I'm just exhausted now. 14 hours straight reading through lab reports yesterday. It's FINALLY over for now.
Quote from: Bill-E Mitchell on June 12, 2011, 07:10:24 PM
Fuck the Glasgow hacker who was trying to log into my personal facebook. I don't keep a fricking treasure map on there mate!
So where the fuck is One Eye Willie's treasure then? I know you're holding out on me!!
Peace
Duckman
Fuck One Eye Willie, and his rag tag bunch of hoodlums.
Quote from: Adam Daniels on June 14, 2011, 03:49:02 PM
Fuck One Eye Willie, and his rag tag bunch of hoodlums.
There may be a Chyna joke in there somewheres...
just, fuck everything.
Fuck Hondo's email spamming me 3 times whilst I was away.
At least his spam email didn't write a thread on TFWF worried about you.
Spamming, you say? That sucks. Hit me up in PM or email and I'll find out what the happs is.
S.G. Martins E-mail is sending Spam as well.
Quote from: jagilki on June 16, 2011, 02:57:21 PM
S.G. Martins E-mail is sending Spam as well.
Yes I also have been getting this. Hondo, I'd suggest a password change mate, seemed to work for Russ.
OK, the password's changed. Let me know if any of you get any more bad juju from my account.
I had this one for a month.
FUCK YOU DAVEY BOONE/SHAUN FOR LITERALLY DELETING UWA!
Fuck me, I never want to see this much HTML code again.
Agreed, fuck html.
FUCK YOU MAVS FOR SWEEPING THE LAKERS AND ACTUALLY WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP AND HAVING THE NERVE TO HAVE A CUSTOM MAVERICKS WWE TITLE MADE BEFORE YOU EVEN WON! FUCK YOU!
Fuck Portland, Fuck the Lakers, Fuck OKC, Fuck Miami..oh wait Mavs already did and won the NBA 2011 Finals :)
FUCK YOU RYAN REYNOLDS! You dont fucking act in a marvel movie as a villain and then a hero in a dc movie!
FUCK JOHN CUSACK IN HIGH FIDELITY FOR BEING A MANGINA!
You all seem very angry. Have you tried lavendar oil? lol
Quote from: Gary on June 18, 2011, 02:24:18 AM
Fuck Portland, Fuck the Lakers, Fuck OKC, Fuck Miami..oh wait Mavs already did and won the NBA 2011 Finals :)
lol
Surely it's not John Cusack's fault for acting like "mangina" and instead the people who adapted Nick Hornby's book into the movie?
FUCK YOU BANK!!!!
i WANT MY FUCKING MONEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN9OKXtzHtE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN9OKXtzHtE)
Fuck you Fabricio Werdum for flopping to your back constantly like a bitch and begging another man to hop between your spread legs.
Quote from: Nick on June 20, 2011, 07:37:29 PM
Fuck you Fabricio Werdum for flopping to your back constantly like a bitch and begging another man to hop between your spread legs.
+1
Fuck the weather and my shit kitchen.
Love coming from work to find the ceiling laying there all over the kitchen floor. Fucking Nightmare and I am sure the landlord will love coming to fix that!
Fuck me for taking a night job in which I go 9 hours a night without seeing anyone.
Fuck 2nd degree burns!
Fuck Cancer and my friends contracting it :(
Quote from: Doug E Fresh on June 22, 2011, 06:52:00 AM
Fuck Cancer and my friends contracting it :(
I think this is a fuck you we can all agree on.
Quote from: Doug E Fresh on June 22, 2011, 06:52:00 AM
Fuck Cancer and my friends contracting it :(
Oh honey, I'm sorry to hear that. Mum has spent the last almost 2 years battling breast cancer and chronic myeloid leukaemia, so I feel your pain. If you want to talk, my PM box is there.
Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck. Yeah that about does it for complaining ohhh and FUCK. OK all better now. Please continue to use the fuck list to it's tip top spot and all that
Passed my final patient consultation exam yesterday with flying colours... I can now counsel patients on their drugs nationwide without any in-house training beforehand! Also found out I'm being put forward for our advanced management training programme!
FUCK! YEAH!
I hate the way you fucking make me feel. You sit there and mess with my feelings than run back to him. When are you going to open up your eyes and realize what's been in front of you. He's not the one for you and all the signs are there, but you're too damn blind or stubborn to fucking see it. I wish I could just fucking tell you, but I don't want to lose you again. Just FUcking AHHHHHHHHH
\
Yeah lonely hearts post but fuck it I needed to rant
Since when did the Joust become a teenage girl's Facebook wall?
Quote from: Russaholic on June 25, 2011, 07:05:49 AM
Since when did the Joust become a teenage girl's Facebook wall?
Awesome.
Peace
Duckman
Josh, tell her or fuck her off. It's not gonna be worse than being emotion raped each and every time.
Fuck, my legs hurt. Between running around at the beach Thursday and a 5k today...fuck this, I'm taking a nap LOL
fuck guys that complain about it when they ''run around on the beach'' We'd do that in Scotland if we wanted assaulted by dead jelly fish and half buried washed up human excrement.
I...I had a Scottish joke around here somewhere, something about fucking sheep.
I can't remember it now, so you win this round Mr. Janitor.
i got one... i got my girl a new sexy outfit for happy times. Something to make her look younger and prettier. My friend was really offensive when i showed him the pics, said no matter what i angle the camera was at she still looked like mutton dressed as lamb... BOOM BOOM
But seriously, sheep are hot
Quote from: The Janitor on June 26, 2011, 12:41:03 AM
But seriously, sheep are hot
... Baaaaaaaa baaaaaaaa baaaaaaa baaaaa (someone's getting laid tonight bitches!)
Quote from: M.D.K. on June 25, 2011, 10:26:14 AM
Josh, tell her or fuck her off. It's not gonna be worse than being emotion raped each and every time.
It's been done and I probably lost her again. But you know what she'll learn when this fucking cock sucking douche bag ends up just like the last stupid fucker.
Quote from: Capt. Josh Underpants on June 26, 2011, 05:08:39 AM
It's been done and I probably lost her again. But you know what she'll learn when this fucking cock sucking douche bag ends up just like the last stupid fucker.
Dead in a river with your knife in his back and an orange stuffed down his throat?
Quote from: Russaholic on June 26, 2011, 04:56:57 AM
... Baaaaaaaa baaaaaaaa baaaaaaa baaaaa (someone's getting laid tonight bitches!)
yeah, you if you keep moaning like that
mmmmm mmmm mmm
Creepy...
Fuck, this thread has gotten creepy
Fuck im aroused
Fuck hospitals. Just back from spending 12 hours in hospital with my nephew who broke his arm. Depressing place to be
fuck this humid stanky ass heat at 11pm
Fuck the pain and upset caused of losing a dog. :-( rip chloe
Fuck Hit and Run drivers. Just found out my cousins niece is in the hospital after they were ran off the road by some cunt. They ran the news story so hopefully someone brings this fucker forward so they can pay.
Fuck having only one day off in the next ten days
Fuck fuck fuck
Quote from: M.D.K. on July 02, 2011, 11:58:04 AM
Fuck the pain and upset caused of losing a dog. :-( rip chloe
I feel your pain man, lost my dog of 14 years about 7 weeks ago.
Parents were going to wait for a while before getting a new dog but Harry the puppy arrived at the weekend.
yeah had her since I was 11... I'm 26 now. Great innings but still awful. Mum and dad tempted by a dog in a rescue centre at the moment...
Quote from: Black Death on July 06, 2011, 10:37:32 AM
Fuck having only one day off in the next ten days
Fuck fuck fuck
Know that game. I'm on day 3 of 11 in a row.
Quote from: M.D.K. on July 06, 2011, 09:02:46 PM
yeah had her since I was 11... I'm 26 now. Great innings but still awful. Mum and dad tempted by a dog in a rescue centre at the moment...
Great call. Got Harry from the Dogs Trust, settled right in.
Fuck fevers
My dad died today.
This is the worst fucking birthday ever
Quote from: J-Bro on July 12, 2011, 09:06:09 AM
My dad died today.
This is the worst fucking birthday ever
Bro, I'm, really sorry to hear that! Life is such a cunt at times.
Thoughts go out to you and your family, if there's anything I/EFK can do, let us know.
Regards,
JDM
Quote from: J-Bro on July 12, 2011, 09:06:09 AM
My dad died today.
This is the worst fucking birthday ever
Really sorry to hear that mate. Thoughts go out to you and your family.
Quote from: J-Bro on July 12, 2011, 09:06:09 AM
My dad died today.
This is the worst fucking birthday ever
Take care my friend.
Just want to echo the sentiments of everyone else. So sorry to hear about your loss.
Thoughts are with you mate.
Thanks guys. Its appreciated
wow really sorry to hear that bro, we're all hear if you need us. Thoughts and prayers to your family
That's terrible news man. I echo the sentiments of all of us here in saying my thoughts are with you and your family. My sincerest condolences.
I have a bit of fuckness I'd like to post but first.
J-Vo, I am sorry to hear about your loss, my deepest condolences
Also fuck Netflix.
Sorry to hear about your loss. Thoughts and prayers are with you.
Fuck 5 more replies and this thread will be the first NON mafia thread to show up in the most replies section in a long time.
Quote from: J-Bro on July 12, 2011, 09:06:09 AM
My dad died today.
This is the worst fucking birthday ever
Yeah man. I've been through it. My deepest sympathies.
Look, you wanna chat with someone completely unrelated to you that's just an ear to sound off on my AIM is Mortius84.
crap hadn't seen the post by J-vo, thoughts and prayers are with you man.
FUCK CUNTS WHO SAY THEY ARE YOUR FRIEND THEN FUCK YOUR EX GIRLFRIEND A WEEK AFTER YOU AND THEM SEPERATE!!!!!!!!!
Fucking human beings are dirty fucks!
J-bro I am sorry ... I know how you feel man ...
The hurting is never going to stop , it will always hurt . best thing to do is remember the good times you had with him and honor him in your heart.
You will always be there in your heart man...
you be strong my man , I am with Janitor , pm any time I hope on msn , aim or skype all you need is to ask ...
I am sorry man.
fuck dont wanna go to work
Much love J-Vo.
Fuck this sore throat.
Quote from: HarmonyFTW on July 14, 2011, 03:05:18 PM
Fuck this sore throat.
Must resist joke here... suck easy joke to make ... must resist
Quote from: ! JDM The Professional ! on July 13, 2011, 05:45:31 AM
FUCK CUNTS WHO SAY THEY ARE YOUR FRIEND THEN FUCK YOUR EX GIRLFRIEND A WEEK AFTER YOU AND THEM SEPERATE!!!!!!!!!
Fucking human beings are dirty fucks!
Fuck sake, I said I was sorry! ;)
JVo, man... shit... we are all there for you mate. Hope you are baring up.
TBH Jordan, we all had a pop at her... She does sound proper slaggy
Fuck my leg hurts tonight...
Fuck the various legal action Sir Ian Trumps is taking!
using jus huntleys lawyer?
Quote from: M.D.K. on July 14, 2011, 08:35:45 PM
using jus huntleys lawyer?
He apparently only accepts userbars as payment...tough luck.
I hope Ian's suing No-Showers.
Quote from: Jonny Briggs on July 14, 2011, 03:34:52 PM
Fuck sake, I said I was sorry! ;)
That made me laugh. That's worth some karma.
Fuck having to now show a title match
Fuck people who, despite failing repeatedly in the past, having noone to help them out, and no hope in hell of succeeding, choose to open another fed only for people to jump on board and get shit on when the fed fails.
Quote from: trifecta on July 15, 2011, 01:11:35 AM
Fuck people who, despite failing repeatedly in the past, having noone to help them out, and no hope in hell of succeeding, choose to open another fed only for people to jump on board and get shit on when the fed fails.
Now there's something you always hear about in efedding. Like battered spouses who keep going back to their abuser...only slightly less serious, of course!
Comparing dicks who keep opening feds to wife beaters is probably not the best analogy I could have chosen, but too late now.
Peace
Duckman
Sorry to read that J Bro. Condolences.
Tri....are you talking about who I think you are talking about?
Mike, more just a general comment
fuck you Justin, there is nothing wrong with Dawsons Creek
Quote from: Capt. Josh Underpants on July 19, 2011, 10:25:00 PM
fuck you Justin, there is nothing wrong with Dawsons Creek
Except the acting.
and the actors
and the writing.
AND THE FUCKING CREEK
hey where you ever get to watch a student with a teacher.... ^_^ to me Joey was the dumb one on the show.
Fuck this distinct lack of confidence in my own works.
1 win since the new year is not a good fucking record.
Wins have nothing to do with anything.
Yeah FUCK wins! It's about the feuds you have, the story you get to tell and the fun you have doing it.
Wins are meaningless.
Peace
Duckman
Considering they moved me up a division in the new year, to actually win a match would do wonders for this feeling that I already have that I can't keep up with it.
are we talking efedding divisions?
Quote from: HarmonyFTW on July 21, 2011, 05:00:13 PM
Considering they moved me up a division in the new year, to actually win a match would do wonders for this feeling that I already have that I can't keep up with it.
you do know its a fake division, in a game based on a fake sport?
Quote from: Gary on July 21, 2011, 10:22:04 PM
you do know its a fake division, in a game based on a fake sport?
FAKE?! FAKE?! IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YTJBDUN8iSE/RpWTjTSF6LI/AAAAAAAAAN4/6ObFTNwfqCM/s320/Its-Still-Real-to-Me-Dammit.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6zv05AcW11qam7doo1_500.jpg)
E-fedding is like boobs. Everyone knows that they're fake but it doesn't make it any less fun.
Quote from: James TZ, Calvary Armored Division on July 21, 2011, 11:03:06 PM
FAKE?! FAKE?! IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YTJBDUN8iSE/RpWTjTSF6LI/AAAAAAAAAN4/6ObFTNwfqCM/s320/Its-Still-Real-to-Me-Dammit.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6zv05AcW11qam7doo1_500.jpg)
Whoa! Its triple b!
Can't be, he hasn't asked, "uhhhh, what's the question again?"
Peace
Duckman
Fuck ear infections
Fuck Titan Alien.. Thanks to Vince signing him, Rock v/s Cena has been changed to Rock v/s Cena v/s Titan Alien. Loser(s) Die Match.
fuck beer pong,
that god damn last cup, soo hard to hit
Fnuck whinging little bitches
Quote from: Rob on July 25, 2011, 06:13:12 AM
Fnuck whinging little bitches
ooohhh, cnryptic :)
Or a typo!
Peace
Duckman
Doubt it's a tnypo.
Russ would know it's not a typo seeing as I whinged like a little girl to him on MSN........
Are you ever not whinging about something?
Peace
Duckman
Quote from: Duckman on July 25, 2011, 04:24:56 PM
Are you ever not whinging about something?
Peace
Duckman
:)
I hear it's because of the Sand in the Vagina.
Something I don't get..if you don't like someone why have them on MSN?
Quote from: Gary on July 26, 2011, 08:05:22 AM
Something I don't get..if you don't like someone why have them on MSN?
He likes me...
I don't have any of you on MSN, does that mean I hate all of you?
Basically. Feeling's mutual, dick.
After posting that, Rob went back to his room and listened to REO Speedwagon's "Can't Fight This Feeling" while tearfully lip suynching in the mirror.
Quote from: JackHondo on July 26, 2011, 03:38:24 PM
After posting that, Rob went back to his room and listened to REO Speedwagon's "Can't Fight This Feeling" while tearfully lip suynching in the mirror.
I pictured him doing the "Tuck" Dance to Goodbye Horses
"Would you IM me?"
"I'd IM me."
"I'd IM me HARD!"
Quote from: JackHondo on July 26, 2011, 03:38:24 PM
After posting that, Rob went back to his room and listened to REO Speedwagon's "Can't Fight This Feeling" while tearfully lip suynching in the mirror.
It was actually Boston's "More Than A Feeling"
FUCK FLIPPING THROUGH THE CHANNEL GUIDE, SEEING NOTHING BUT CRAP ON, THEN SEEING "TOP GEAR" AND THINKING, "WELL, I CAN WATCH THAT WHENEVER IT'S ON." FLIPPING TO IT AND FINDING AMERICAN TOP GEAR. FUCK THAT LAME SHIT.
There's an AMERICAN Top Gear?? Blasphemy!! No Clarkson = No Top Gear.
Peace
Duckman
The American guys are fucking retards.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42-N7-HyG8A&feature=relmfu (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42-N7-HyG8A&feature=relmfu)
Yes...yes they are.
Also none of them have stupidly outdated hair cuts or shirts...so they can't be Top Gear.
Peace
Duckman
Fuck my general fear of filling out forms for immigration to the USA (on vacation) seeing as I have lived in 3 countries and travelled all over the world, I am still a complete wreck when filling these things out. To the extent I have OCD checking my passport on the plane and all sorts. Honestly...I have issues.
FUCK YOU FEAR!
Say WAtttttttt Ian Fears something :o
Fuck Mondays. Fuck them even more when I work after only 3 hours of sleep
Fuck my avatar
Fuck sleep
sleep when your dead
Oh cory ... most guys would love to fuck your avatar
FUCK THAT CUNTING SHIT STAINED NFL SCHEDULE OF CUNTS!
Fuck my parents arguing on my brothers 21st birthday
fuck the questions for big brother
Fuck not having any weed for over 2 months now...seriously...I just want to smoke a joint, put my headphones on and listen to some good tunes. Is that too much to ask?
Quote from: Duckman on August 07, 2011, 03:49:40 PM
Fuck not having any weed for over 2 months now...seriously...I just want to smoke a joint, put my headphones on and listen to some good tunes. Is that too much to ask?
You need to piss in a cup sometime soon or something?
Nah, just live in a place where no one seems to have any! Or I just don't know the right people.
Sucks balls.
Peace
Duckman
you live anywhere near ayr lol
Fuck Squirrels, like seriously fuck those bastards. I am tired of seeing Squirrels everywhere, I'm surprised that fucker didn't kill me today
Quote from: Duckman on August 07, 2011, 06:41:26 PM
Nah, just live in a place where no one seems to have any! Or I just don't know the right people.
Sucks balls.
Peace
Duckman
NOT that I advocate such a thing... but why don't you try to grow some? You know, your very own secret stash? (pun intended)
That's looking like the best option to be honest! Hope I've got green fingers.
Peace
Duckman
14 seconds.
But since I'm not int he comp I don't have to post my screenshot.
But trust me 14 seconds.
Que?
Big Brother Competition?
No Jag was jerking off on Chat Roulette again, that's the longest he has lasted
fuck crows.
always waking me up, go fuck yourself.
Quote from: Fnord on August 09, 2011, 03:42:03 PM
Big Brother Competition?
it was supposed to be a response to something in the Big Brother game. Don't know why it posted in here.
Quote from: Capt. Josh Underpants on August 09, 2011, 04:10:40 PM
No Jag was jerking off on Chat Roulette again, that's the longest he has lasted
ganador.
FUck MSN Video...and its annoying loading.
Fuck my AC being on the fritz and it's 90+ outside. Stupid AC.
Fuck my AC working too good and having to turn it off for a while.
Fuck Jag for living in a state with a population of 10.
9, somebody pissed me off.
Fuck the Susquehanna River for flooding. That asshole.
Fuck my entire fucking charging system for every fucking electronic thing I own. In the space of an hour my laptop charger fucking disintergrated. (Ask russ, I sent him a pic.) and then my phone died too. Had to switch to an old phone and spend fifty fucking quid on a charger... Cunts
Why not just send us all a pic and post it here?
because the phone is now dead with the pic on it... Could take another pic later if you're very good...
Make Russ post it.
That's why chargers aren't meant to go in peoples Asses.
Fuck the lazy cunts at work. You are a fucking assistant so fucking work like one. You are not a fucking manager, you are not my fucking equal so fucking accept it. So fucking what if I am younger. Is it my fault you didn't bother to further your career? And don't throw a fucking paddy when you get the new badge explaining who you are and it has the audacity to have the word 'assistant' on it. Accept your fucking role you fat, purple, neckless, perma-hot, menopausal, colchester United supporting cunt?
And to the other fucking cunt, I don't give a fuck about your childcare issues, I don't give two shits about your personal issues and your fucking insecurities about people not liking you. As a person you are lovely but in work you are a fucking liability. You couldn't run a bath let alone be a shift manager. You can't even organise a fucking lunch shift let alone inspiring the staff to work. When I shift manage the worse criticism I get? I haven't had a shave. Who fucking cares when I can do my job.
And just because I feel that the mentally and physically weak have no place in our workplace and I make this abundantly clear does not make me Adolf Hitler.
Also fuck the cunt who I try to counsel on his meds, spends the entire duration of my efforts on the phone and then complains to say I didn't fucking explain it to him. Fuck you, I hope you get hit by a fucking bus and contract a non hospital acquired infection.
And the worst of all? Fuck our chief executive who has this blind captain ahab style desire to run our hospital more like a fucking business. Do you invest in staff? Maybe a renovation for a dispensary that is 25 years old and no longer fit for purpose or do you employ and train 20 'stress buddies'? Stress buddies? You are the cunt stressing me out with your futile weekly emails to pretend that you care when clearly your jobsworth cunt of a PA simply dictates what you garbled into a dictaphone your patronising cunt. Do you worry whether a patient gets prime treatment or whether a VTE assessment has been 'printed out'. Yes they don't care whether it's done well... or even done. But fucking printed out so that it 'looks good'.
Fuck EAU not telling me that their ward was expanding which royally fucked my pilot plans and has led to four sleepless nights redesigning a £20,000 revamp of the current ordering system that I have worked my bollocks off to perfect.
And fuck the fact I have to stagnate for a fucking year to wait for the dispensary manager of clacton to complete her cunting management course until I can fucking do it because she is an incompetant fuckspoon. Also fuck the fact I have to wait an entire fucking year for it but in the meantime have nothing better to do than the patornising bullshit that is a compulsory basic numeracy and literacy exam. Who the fuck do you think I fucking am? How the fuck do you think I can do my job without those skills already? Fuck the cunt off.
And finally... fine-a-fucking-ally. If that new student remaned Insipid Girl laughs at one more inanimate thing I am going to take a fucking brick to her head. She cheered the fucking fire drill, she cheered learning and today she cheered the number 4. Yes, a fucking number...
All in all, a bad day in the hospital...
I love you Adam.
Quote from: M.D.K. on September 13, 2011, 03:24:41 PM
Fuck the lazy cunts at work. You are a fucking assistant so fucking work like one. You are not a fucking manager, you are not my fucking equal so fucking accept it. So fucking what if I am younger. Is it my fault you didn't bother to further your career? And don't throw a fucking paddy when you get the new badge explaining who you are and it has the audacity to have the word 'assistant' on it. Accept your fucking role you fat, purple, neckless, perma-hot, menopausal, colchester United supporting cunt?
And to the other fucking cunt, I don't give a fuck about your childcare issues, I don't give two shits about your personal issues and your fucking insecurities about people not liking you. As a person you are lovely but in work you are a fucking liability. You couldn't run a bath let alone be a shift manager. You can't even organise a fucking lunch shift let alone inspiring the staff to work. When I shift manage the worse criticism I get? I haven't had a shave. Who fucking cares when I can do my job.
And just because I feel that the mentally and physically weak have no place in our workplace and I make this abundantly clear does not make me Adolf Hitler.
Also fuck the cunt who I try to counsel on his meds, spends the entire duration of my efforts on the phone and then complains to say I didn't fucking explain it to him. Fuck you, I hope you get hit by a fucking bus and contract a non hospital acquired infection.
And the worst of all? Fuck our chief executive who has this blind captain ahab style desire to run our hospital more like a fucking business. Do you invest in staff? Maybe a renovation for a dispensary that is 25 years old and no longer fit for purpose or do you employ and train 20 'stress buddies'? Stress buddies? You are the cunt stressing me out with your futile weekly emails to pretend that you care when clearly your jobsworth cunt of a PA simply dictates what you garbled into a dictaphone your patronising cunt. Do you worry whether a patient gets prime treatment or whether a VTE assessment has been 'printed out'. Yes they don't care whether it's done well... or even done. But fucking printed out so that it 'looks good'.
Fuck EAU not telling me that their ward was expanding which royally fucked my pilot plans and has led to four sleepless nights redesigning a £20,000 revamp of the current ordering system that I have worked my bollocks off to perfect.
And fuck the fact I have to stagnate for a fucking year to wait for the dispensary manager of clacton to complete her cunting management course until I can fucking do it because she is an incompetant fuckspoon. Also fuck the fact I have to wait an entire fucking year for it but in the meantime have nothing better to do than the patornising bullshit that is a compulsory basic numeracy and literacy exam. Who the fuck do you think I fucking am? How the fuck do you think I can do my job without those skills already? Fuck the cunt off.
And finally... fine-a-fucking-ally. If that new student remaned Insipid Girl laughs at one more inanimate thing I am going to take a fucking brick to her head. She cheered the fucking fire drill, she cheered learning and today she cheered the number 4. Yes, a fucking number...
All in all, a bad day in the hospital...
That was fucking epic
"Fuck the cunt off" is my new swear phrase.
Fuck Mark Whalberg or however the fuck you spell his name for that shit Entourage finale.
Fuck not having your own ideas...
Quote from: M.D.K. on September 17, 2011, 11:05:42 AM
Fuck not having your own ideas...
The irony of QFTing this belongs on the Awesome list :D
Fuck , fuck , fuck , fuck
Fuck you ... for after getting a call from the boss to come into work at noon that day , you fuck wait until hour after your shift starts to call in and say you can not make it . Leaving me to pick up the fucking slack adding more duties to my already filled list ... you motherfucker. If you can not make it fucking tell the damn boss early , you had all fucking day don't wait until the last minute when there nothing to do to fill your spot
FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
Quote from: Alex Kavalry on September 21, 2011, 02:00:50 PM
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
I say that once a week now when they make me do my 6th day in order to get hours. I am now referred to as Dante at work.
BTW
Fuck stupid people who can't figure out how to schedule properly and fuck you for expecting me to do a full days worth of work for 2 people in 5 hours. Oh and a BIG FUCK YOU CAUSE I still did it
Stop complaining Dante.
Quote from: Capt. Josh Underpants on September 22, 2011, 01:40:24 AM
Fuck stupid people who can't figure out how to schedule properly and fuck you for expecting me to do a full days worth of work for 2 37 people in 5 hours. Oh and a BIG FUCK YOU CAUSE I still did it
In a Row?
Fuck thieves.
Went up north to see some friends. I drove someone else's car. We left it on the side of the road as it's a pretty nice neighbourhood, and I had left cars on the side of that road plenty of times before. About 11pm we head out to the car to get clothes and shit from it, so we could head into the city to join in on the madness of the Rugby World Cup after England vs. Scotland had played, only to find the car gone and some broken glass on the road. Just after I finished reassuring the guy whose car it was that the car would be safe here.
One person lost his wallet, phone and a bunch of clothes. Another lost keys and a USB stick with schematics of a project he was working on. I lost some clothes and my fucking glasses, without which I'm not legally supposed to drive (fuck that too, it was a mistake by the optician that said I had to use glasses when I passed the test to not need them). Of course, the owner of the car probably lost the most, what with losing a whole car and all, on top of everything else he had in it.
Fuck being female.
I pretty much think I don't need to elaborate on that statement.
You could... But please don't
Oh don't worry, I wouldn't.
Ended up at the hospital with it (I have a condition that affects it) today and I've come home with about 6 boxes of tablets. Painkillers amongst other things.
I'm going to just assume something got lodged somewhere. Dirty girl.
I'm going to assume that, but also insist on more details...just to confirm my assumption you see. Nothing perverted going on here, honestly, officer.
Peace
Duckman
Joking aside, if you need advice on the drugs drop me a PM
Fuck being multi-racial, you do everything right sometimes but your skin color screws you over time and time again. Cant get a job b/c people think Im Indian (native), cant get Indian benefits b/c im not brown enough. Make me wanna piss in a lot of people's corn flakes.
Fucking hell I have a ton of shit to do...
Fuck I Breen drunk a long time!!!!!!
Cheers.
Quote from: Potato Hater on October 19, 2011, 11:52:05 PM
Fuck I Breen drunk a long time!!!!!!
did black death hack Ian's account?
Fuck people stealing my shit. I don't care that it's a POS car and that it's a cheap fucking skull. I care that you touched my FUCKING STUFFF. I hope you get skull raped my donkeys you cock sucker. And If I find you I will use the stolen skull as a target and ram your fucking ass off the road.
You had a human Skull in your car?
Fuck trying to teach math to people when I watch a tutor right in front of me tell a student how to add two fractions completely wrong. Why even have the fucking tutor? Such fucking idiots!
Fuck time wasting cunts. Seriously, put out an application the the free agents and then either no-show, or show once with a 200 word piece of shit, no show, ask for a second chance and then waste my time again.
Polar opposites this week in SCW. One guy was a time wasting cunt who I have had to chase while the other grew a moustache, manned the fuck up and said hecouldn't fed anymore. I know which one I prefer but fuck rawl
Fuck time wasting, lousy, no good, soul sucking, money stealing, disgusting, brutal, bottom feeding trash bag skanks.
Quote from: Judge Anger on October 25, 2011, 06:42:30 AM
Fuck time wasting, lousy, no good, soul sucking, money stealing, disgusting, brutal, bottom feeding trash bag skanks.
Apparently, Judge was possessed by the spirit of Chris Jericho.
Or he caught chlymidia from a hooker?
That'll teach me not to pick up Gary's sister.
You could pull a muscle doing that.
Thats more than Russ will pull all year.
Quote from: Duckman on October 16, 2011, 05:18:43 PM
I'm going to assume that, but also insist on more details...just to confirm my assumption you see. Nothing perverted going on here, honestly, officer.
Peace
Duckman
God damn pervs.
Too much blood for too long with far too much pain.
There was no lodging, bar the doctor's fingers for an examination haha.
Quote from: M.D.K. on October 16, 2011, 05:32:02 PM
Joking aside, if you need advice on the drugs drop me a PM
lol thanks honey but I'm all good. Got enough dihydracodeine to keep the city's drug ring going for a few months.
Fuck bi-polar disorder, my 17 year old brother just got diagnosed with it a few days ago and now has to take lithium.
FUCK..interview was cancelled at last minute, and my work told me to get my paycheck on monday..not today. Not happy at all.
fuck that son...
Seriously though Gary, hope your bro is ok
Fuck WWE for not using their talent right.
Yeah! Big Show should be doing shooting stars off the top rope and Evan Bourne should have a mysterious undead character because of his immense presence and charisma!
Quote from: Rob on November 30, 2011, 08:40:05 AM
Yeah! Big Show should be doing shooting stars off the top rope and Evan Bourne should have a mysterious undead character because of his immense presence and charisma!
Finally someone sees what I have been saying for years. Thank you Rob for finally being the one to understand me.
FUCK SPEED CAMERAS!
Just got a note been caught again, 2nd time in 6 months. Tax on the working man.
Fuck that god damn wind man, actually fuck the valley for not being prepared for this kind of shit.
FINALLY have power and Internet back fully.
Fuck fed owners who can't see the comedic genius in a guy nicknamed Toast. Fuck you for telling me to play an Undertaker-gimmick, because that's FAR more believable than a guy with birth defects and a nickname of Toast.
Quote from: Toast on December 07, 2011, 03:30:08 PM
Fuck fed owners who can't see the comedic genius in a guy nicknamed Toast. Fuck you for telling me to play an Undertaker-gimmick, because that's FAR more believable than a guy with birth defects and a nickname of Toast.
I can't be mad at that particular fed head. Its because of him you came over to APW and we're gonna make you the next best thing since slice bread :)
Quote from: Hurricane Jeff on December 07, 2011, 07:41:28 PM
I can't be mad at that particular fed head. Its because of him you came over to APW and we're gonna make you the next best thing since slice bread :)
i see what you did there.
Quote from: Toast on December 07, 2011, 03:30:08 PM
Fuck fed owners who can't see the comedic genius in a guy nicknamed Toast. Fuck you for telling me to play an Undertaker-gimmick, because that's FAR more believable than a guy with birth defects and a nickname of Toast.
TOAST IN PEACE!!
Rest in Yeast?
The Breadman?
THE UNDER-BAKER!
Quote from: Hurricane Jeff on December 07, 2011, 07:41:28 PM
I can't be mad at that particular fed head. Its because of him you came over to APW and we're gonna make you the next best thing since slice bread :)
Oh hell... I had completely forgotten that you were here! Well, so much for my "Reasons Why Jeff Sucks Top 10 List"
Quote from: Al Black Rose, Cavalry Armorer on December 07, 2011, 08:00:36 PM
TOAST IN PEACE!!
THE AMERICAN CRUSTASS! (something that I've personally dealt with after a Taco Bell Challenge between my roommates)
Quote from: Russaholic on December 07, 2011, 09:17:43 PM
Rest in Yeast?
The Breadman?
THE UNDER-BAKER!
I was in a fed that lasted all of two weeks with a guy named the Underbaker. I had this HUGE storyline all planned out and ready to roll with him, but sadly, the fed shut down a week after I joined. I sure hope it wasn't because of the sexting images I kept posting of myself.
Fuck not having anywhere near as much money as you thought and fuck not knowing if you can manage on £70 until 21st of December.... I'm actually hoping they forgot to cancel my student loans..
Quote from: Rob on December 08, 2011, 10:19:14 AM
Fuck not having anywhere near as much money as you thought and fuck not knowing if you can manage on £70 until 21st of December.... I'm actually hoping they forgot to cancel my student loans..
. . .and on that note, fark student loans.
fuck fuck fuckity fuck. Just getting home from work now and I have to be back in 4 hours. AHHHH fuck no slee for me
Fuck spending the past six days in hospital.
fuck working a lot of overtime
MTV IGGY NEW BAND CONCERT!
How your going to email me and tell me I have a spot along with my friend. Not only email me but CALL my house. CALL to make sure I was coming. I get there get on the line. First you have people walking around with clipboards NOT checking off the name of people. Second hand out wrist band to random people. Third after 6 hours of standing out in the cold and get closed to the door and then tell us sorry we not letting anymore people in.
WHAT THE FLY FUCK!
pussies and assholes, thats totally what get's fucked.
or if you're a girl 0you fuck dicks. That us what thsi palce is abouet
Quote from: Capt. Josh Underpants on December 13, 2011, 04:47:20 AM
pussies and assholes, thats totally what get's fucked.
or if you're a girl 0you fuck dicks. That us what thsi palce is abouet
Sort yourself out.
I'm afraid I have to agree with Russ
Looks like we need to conducts a new episode of E-Fed Rehab with Doctor Ian.
Quote from: Russaholic Ewe-ing on December 13, 2011, 10:59:19 AM
Sort yourself out.
QFT, it's relatively obvious that you are not that drunk and your BD-esque typing is to in fact "prove you are drunk". I do not understand this weird obsession with coming on here and acting drunk or whatever it is you do Josh. You are worth a lot more to this community than this and it just looks sad and pathetic, when in fact your a pretty funny guy with something to offer.
The thing I don't understand mate is how easy it is for you to find the topics you want to talk in, type your passwords in, etc, etc, but then are too "drunk" to type one word coherently. You're a great guy and the drunk thing was funny once upon a time but now it just seems a bit forced and sad..
yeah, really sorry about all that crap. Tons of other crap going on and it just felt easier to let out a bunch of random gibberish to keep some sort of fucked up idea of sanity.
Quote from: Capt. Josh Underpants on December 14, 2011, 04:02:18 AM
yeah, really sorry about all that crap. Tons of other crap going on and it just felt easier to let out a bunch of random gibberish to keep some sort of fucked up idea of sanity.
Quoted for something I can completely identify with.
Fuck this whole day, like completely and totally fuck it. Just fucking done with all the Bullshit
Fuck having to drive into the office one day a week. I like working from home.
Fuck you Josh. >:(
Fucking fuck the cane toad that just killed my dog. I loved her :(
god damn it!!!!!
Ok felt 2 earthquakes one 5.0.. scariest fucking feeling ever.
Apologies if this offends anyone...
FUCK people who just don't get BASIC math and refuse to TRY!
This fucking guy today cursed up a damn storm in my class about his consistent failure. I asked him not to be distracting to others and he had the gull to say that instead of cursing aloud that he should just beat my ass!
Fuck this guy. Either suck it up and try to fix it or go learn how to grill my McDonalds you fucking piece of garbage.
Quote from: Doug E Fresh on December 17, 2011, 08:11:44 PM
Apologies if this offends anyone...
FUCK people who just don't get BASIC math and refuse to TRY!
This fucking guy today cursed up a damn storm in my class about his consistent failure. I asked him not to be distracting to others and he had the gull to say that instead of cursing aloud that he should just beat my ass!
Fuck this guy. Either suck it up and try to fix it or go learn how to grill my McDonalds you fucking piece of garbage.
He might struggle with that 99 cents menu...
Sounds like a bitch is a the least of his problems too...
Peace
Duckman
Quote from: Duckman on December 18, 2011, 09:19:55 AM
Sounds like a bitch is a the least of his problems too...
Peace
Duckman
+1 good sir
Fuck thinking it's your first day back after being sick, only to turn up and realize that you swapped that day out before you were sick anyway, so could've slept in!
Fuck women. Bitches be crazy!
Fuck work for changing my rota and not telling me, even having the bollocks to say that I read the rota wrong and it wasn't changed, but I know it was. They bought a girl in to do the 11-5 shift after they had taken me off of it...
Fuck them for giving hours to other people when I'm asking over and over and fuck them for flat out refusing to give me any hours after Xmas...
Also, fuck student finance for being so god damn confusing, they've sent me letters of last years loans and this year saying it's cancelled, then I get a text yesterday saying my loan goes in today and I check, I got £80... I'm not even studying anymore... I shouldn't have to put up with such crap
Screw chicken pox.
Fuck getting home so late that no one else is up to talk to. I can't wait till these damn bullshit shifts are over with
A place that will remain nameless for taking the joy of writing segments away from it seems. In the past took people segments but then this week trying to work on something with someone. on the private part of the board and the owner was like about just making this a CD since the show next week is planned.
So it make me think something isn't right.
Pretty sure Student Finance UK have no fucking clue.
They want me to pay back £430 of a £271 grant which was supposed to last September - December and I dropped out with about 3 days left of November... I can understand owing £80-£120 but £430!!? Fuck that.
How do they figure you owe more than what the grant was worth?
I really don't know... They give grants for nearly each term, upon completion of each term (about 3 months between payment), that grant is mine. If I don't complete a term then I owe them for what I wasn't there for. I can somewhat accept that after completing 2 months of a 3 month term that I owe £173 of a £271 grant... That almost makes sense... But owing £473 is just baffling...
No doubt hidden penalty points for not finishing the course. Or dropping out after a certain period of time. Plus some bullshit admin costs.
Borrowing money is never just a case of borrowing and paying back a set amount. On a loan of £5,000 I've paid back nearly £8,000 with charges, interest and all other crap.
You'll probably find you signed something to agree to all this, without realising what the hell you've agreed too! Happens all the time man. Hope it gets sorted out though bud.
Peace
Duckman
Have you tried phoning them to have them explain the breakdown?
Quote from: Trumpers on December 29, 2011, 09:34:45 AM
Have you tried phoning them to have them explain the breakdown?
This. Sam may unfortunately be right, but at least make the fuckers TELL you that they are fucking you over.
I phoned up the first time to find out what it was about, and they were under the impression I dropped out June this year so that may be it.
The thing about this is it's not actually a loan that they've written about, they're talking about the grant which is technically mine. Either way I aint paying it back until I go down to the Uni and ask them what the fuck they've done
Fuck not being able to sleep. This will be the third time this week of going more than 24 hours without sleep.
Meth is a hell of a drug?
Fuck Kevin Durant and his clutch play last night.
New Years Eve?
Spending the day out of town, at the Hospital as my Mom has yet another surgery.
Then sleeping in a cheap Hotel.
Sorry Jag, hope the new year will only improve from this point for you AND your mom.
Ok.
So last year a few days before Christmas my Mom has surgery. Veins in legs clogged up so they put a.... Shunt? Stint? Whatever the call it in.
Fast forward a few months and her legs hurting again, toes cold, etc. She goes back and her scar tissue is closing the shunt/stint whatever it's called, the re-open it.
A few months later, it's not working still, so they do a bypass.
Now last Friday she's in pain again, toes cold again (which is her warning that somethings wrong). Now our towns small enough that our hospital can't handle this stuff, go to next bigger city (Rapid City South Dakota about 70 mils away for it) however when she calls them up and explains the situation the tell her they can't fit her in 'till Jan 17. That's waaaaay to fucking late. So she goes to our Hospitals emergency room, then take a short look and just tell her to head over to Rapid ASAP, they'll call and clear things up.
She goes, and it turns out she's got two more clogs behind her knee.
Instead of surgery they can do this one by putting some powerfull fucking blood thinner in her system. She also finds out she's resistant to Plavix or something like that.
So they keep her in ICU through Saturday/Sunday because of all the blood thinner in her, keep her Monday as well. She's supposed to get out Tuesday, I'm set to go pick her up.
She calls, apparently blood thinner still going strong as she started bleeding this afternoon and it took them 3-4 hours to get it to stop.
Just kind of ranting as I know, she knows and the Doctors know that her refusing to stop smoking is part of all the shit going down.
Also she's getting worried on the Financial strain she's being put under here. She's lucked out on her Surgeon writing off 99% of everything, but still it's getting to her as she doesn't make much and doesn't have insurance
Wish you and her the best jag.
Was about to moan about shit not going well for me again but then I read your rant Jag and it made me realise how lucky I am to have the NHS, hope your Mum gets better soon mate and dont let it stress you out too much.
Yeah thoughts are with you Jag, hope everything gets sorted!
Yeah, likewise man. Hope your mum gets better.
Damn sorry to hear all that Jag, best wishes to you and your mom
So the weather is fucking shit and the power has been off for days and it makes me so mad I wanna...
Yeah, complete pointless bollocks compared to what you and your Mum are going through Jag. Stay strong buddy and I hope she gets better soon.
Peace
Duckman
Fucking hate it when people try to become my personal trainer. Ever since I lost the weight people have been like "you should do this.. " "you should do that.." mother fucker, if If I've lost 60 pounds I think I'm doing a pretty damn good job without you telling me what I should or shouldn't do. If its to help me avoid injury then I'll listen. But I don't care what your regimen is, I'll do my fucking own.
Quote from: Gary on January 08, 2012, 03:30:04 PM
Fucking hate it when people try to become my personal trainer. Ever since I lost the weight people have been like "you should do this.. " "you should do that.." mother fucker, if If I've lost 60 pounds I think I'm doing a pretty damn good job without you telling me what I should or shouldn't do. If its to help me avoid injury then I'll listen. But I don't care what your regimen is, I'll do my fucking own.
ROID RAGE!
I'm gonna need a stack of bibles soon.
Fuck the Greenbay Packers (Bears fan)
Quote from: Jack Benevolence on January 09, 2012, 12:33:10 PM
Best part about this is that the 'advice' typically comes from people who are overweight or out of shape themselves.
"Gravy is a good Soda alternative."
Quote from: jagilki on January 09, 2012, 02:26:03 PM
"Gravy is a good Soda alternative."
Wasn't that Alex's yearbook quote?
Sorry, sorry. Too easy, I know.
Fuck GID with a rake.
Quote from: jagilki on January 03, 2012, 12:35:40 AM
Ok.
So last year a few days before Christmas my Mom has surgery. Veins in legs clogged up so they put a.... Shunt? Stint? Whatever the call it in.
Fast forward a few months and her legs hurting again, toes cold, etc. She goes back and her scar tissue is closing the shunt/stint whatever it's called, the re-open it.
A few months later, it's not working still, so they do a bypass.
Now last Friday she's in pain again, toes cold again (which is her warning that somethings wrong). Now our towns small enough that our hospital can't handle this stuff, go to next bigger city (Rapid City South Dakota about 70 mils away for it) however when she calls them up and explains the situation the tell her they can't fit her in 'till Jan 17. That's waaaaay to fucking late. So she goes to our Hospitals emergency room, then take a short look and just tell her to head over to Rapid ASAP, they'll call and clear things up.
She goes, and it turns out she's got two more clogs behind her knee.
Instead of surgery they can do this one by putting some powerfull fucking blood thinner in her system. She also finds out she's resistant to Plavix or something like that.
So they keep her in ICU through Saturday/Sunday because of all the blood thinner in her, keep her Monday as well. She's supposed to get out Tuesday, I'm set to go pick her up.
She calls, apparently blood thinner still going strong as she started bleeding this afternoon and it took them 3-4 hours to get it to stop.
Just kind of ranting as I know, she knows and the Doctors know that her refusing to stop smoking is part of all the shit going down.
Also she's getting worried on the Financial strain she's being put under here. She's lucked out on her Surgeon writing off 99% of everything, but still it's getting to her as she doesn't make much and doesn't have insurance
Stents are what was given to Prince Phillip over Christmas if you have followed any UK news.
They will have given her initially 300mg of a drug called Clopidogrel (Plavix) resistance to that will have put her on either an injectable version first most probably called enoxaparin (Clexane) initially at a high dose then 20mg once a day thereafter. Or they will have put her on a drug called Warfarin (Not sure if it's used in the US though because of what it is derived from) while checking her blood.
Same as I've said to people here Jag, if she has been given any meds and you want advice, drop me a pm here and I'll help with what I can...
MDK is so useful with his drug knowledge. If we ever want to poison someone, he's the person we'll turn to.
Quote from: M.D.K. on January 11, 2012, 06:21:37 AM
Stents are what was given to Prince Phillip over Christmas if you have followed any UK news.
They will have given her initially 300mg of a drug called Clopidogrel (Plavix) resistance to that will have put her on either an injectable version first most probably called enoxaparin (Clexane) initially at a high dose then 20mg once a day thereafter. Or they will have put her on a drug called Warfarin (Not sure if it's used in the US though because of what it is derived from) while checking her blood.
Same as I've said to people here Jag, if she has been given any meds and you want advice, drop me a pm here and I'll help with what I can...
If mdk isn't available to help, mike powers is a man nurse, I think I remember Mike giving me real good advice when my ma got really ill.
I think what they have her on now is called Cumaden or something like that. Know that's how it sounds unsure if that's how it's spelt.
It's called Coumadin. She'll probably have to to a Protime (PT/INR) blood test to check her levels at LEAST once every month. More frequent if needed. We have a lot of patients that come into our office for the blood test and are on Coumadin. The dose would change per the results and they usually get the results back on the same day.
Mike Powers is a murse...?
Coumadin = Warfarin :)
And Fnord is right INR tests are the way
So weirdest thing that has happened to me in a while.. I was doing my workout and I get a random call, so I let it ring (if its important they'll leave a voicemail or I'll just text back), they leave a voice mail and say they are my cousin and that they are sorry for the loss of their uncle Guillermo (I share my fathers name), now those that know me know that I don't have any type of relationship with my father (Haven't spoken to him since april 1999), so I quickly call my grandma on my mom's side (she still keeps in contact with my dad's mom) and she doesn't know but says she will find out. After a while I text the lady and ask if it was my father, but apparently she was given a wrong number and it was a totally different person who shared my father's name and who's son also shares my name. Weird as fuck.
Quote from: Rob on January 12, 2012, 02:30:32 PM
Mike Powers is a murse...?
Yep, its true, he does make more money than you, have better benefits, and works with more women.
But he also has to sponge bathe old guys.
Wanna get this in early but FUCK the Lakers.
They won't last the whole season.
No its because they play the Mavs tonight.
Quote from: jagilki on January 16, 2012, 05:21:24 PM
But he also has to sponge bathe old guys.
He works night shifts, he efeds all night
Quote from: TyTy (formerly Trifecta) on January 16, 2012, 07:09:21 PM
He works night shifts, he efeds all night
Seriously..... While my Mom was in ICU, one of the Nurses (or attendants or whatever the "proper" terms is) was sitting there the entire time on the internet. His back was to us, we could see the computer screen from where we were sitting, Poker site.... All Day.
Quote from: jagilki on January 16, 2012, 07:36:37 PM
Seriously..... While my Mom was in ICU, one of the Nurses (or attendants or whatever the "proper" terms is) was sitting there the entire time on the internet. His back was to us, we could see the computer screen from where we were sitting, Poker site.... All Day.
They are a shitbag and wouldn't last here. My experience of nurses are overworked, undervalued, underpaid and have sexual preferences that are not on the level...
Quote from: M.D.K. on January 17, 2012, 02:46:05 PM
They are a shitbag and wouldn't last here. My experience of nurses are overworked, undervalued, underpaid and have sexual preferences that are not on the level...
To be fair, I'm honestly doubtful he was a full on nurse, as all I saw him do (besides internet) was fetch water jugs and carry food around. I >think< he was just a helper.
I also didn't care about him surfing the net, but once more to be fair, my Mom isn't an ideal patient. She hates Hospitals, she hates just laying there. She's always also paranoid about Doctors/Nurses/ETC. "talking about her" so she watches them like a hawk and everything they do pisses her off.
It's -40, my car won't start despite being plugged in yet my wife got the Toyota working on her first try. Fuck Korea, last time I get a Kia. I hate being late for work.
Plugged in? Fully electric?
From WIKI
QuoteA block heater warms an engine to ease and speed starting and vehicle warmup in cold weather. The most common type is an electric heating element connected through a power cord often routed through the vehicle's grille. The block heater may replace one of the engine's core plugs, or may be installed in line with one of the radiator or heater hoses. Block heaters that run on the vehicle's own gasoline or diesel fuel supply are also available; these require no external power source. The coolant is heated and circulated, usually by thermosiphon, through the engine and the vehicle's heater core. Heaters are also available for engine oil so that warm oil can quickly circulate throughout the engine during startup. The easier starting results from warmer, less viscous engine oil and less condensation of fuel on cold metal surfaces inside the engine; thus a block heater reduces a vehicle's emission of unburned hydrocarbons and carbon monoxide; also heat is available more quickly for the passenger compartment and glass defogging.[1]
Block heaters or coolant heaters are also found on permanently installed systems using diesel engines to allow standby generator sets to take up load quickly in an emergency.
QuoteBlock heaters are widely used in regions with cold winters such as the northern U.S., and parts of Canada and Scandinavia. In colder climates, block heaters are often standard equipment in new vehicles. In extremely cold climates, electrical outlets are sometimes found in public or private parking lots, especially in multi-storey car parks. Some parking lots cycle the power on for 20 minutes and off for 20 minutes, in order to reduce electricity costs.
Research by the Agricultural Engineering Department of the University of Saskatchewan has shown that operating a block heater for longer than four hours prior to starting a vehicle is a waste of energy. It was found that coolant temperature increased by almost 20 °C (36.0 °F) degrees in that period, regardless of the initial temperature (4 tests were run at ambient temperatures ranging from âˆ'11 °C/12 °F to âˆ'29 °C/âˆ'20 °F); continued use of the heater for a further one or two, or more, hours achieved a mere 2 or 3 more degrees Celsius as conditions stabilized. Engine oil temperature was found to increase over these periods by just 5 °C (9.00 °F).[2]
There are alternatives to a block heater that offer some of the same benefits. These include heaters attached to the engine's oil pan, usually with magnets. Dipstick heaters can be installed in place of the engine's oil dipstick. Heated blankets are available for the entire engine area, as well. A timer can be used with any of these heaters, so that it does not have to be left on all the time. This can help lower the electrical costs of using a block heater.[1]
Some cars, such as the second generation Toyota Prius, pump hot coolant from the cooling system into a 3 litre insulated thermos-style reservoir at shutdown, where it stays warm for up to 3 days.[3]
Wow, I didn't know other countries didn't have block heaters
Oh yeah, I live in an area where I'm not in danger of having my nuts frozen off by going outside. No experience with block heaters.
Quote from: Judge Anger on January 19, 2012, 06:56:47 AM
Oh yeah, I live in an area where I'm not in danger of having my nuts frozen off by going outside. No experience with block heaters.
I dont consider it winter until I get a touch of frostbite, well, it's been winter now for a few days lol
To Judge, winter means he might have to wear a longsleeve shirt.
Or his thicker hood/robes.
*Typing this while on a hammock as the sun shines*
what is this winter you speak of?
fuck off you ripped sun worshipping mexican arsehole
;D
Quote from: M.D.K. on January 19, 2012, 12:44:17 PM
fuck off you ripped sun worshipping mexican arsehole
It is a very very rare occasion that racism gets a +1 from me :D
Ripped? Pics or GTFO.
No homo.
This is bullshit, something told me to go back and look at my old Pay stubs for the end of each year. In the last three years, despite getting a raise each year I have made less money than the year before that. I mean a good 1000 dollars difference. Which would explain the whole despite making more money I'm still struggling to get by thing.
Is that gross or after taxes?
Welcome to the next tax bracket my friend.
First day of school went pretty well until I got to drawing class. The teacher wants us to get an art kit through the bookstore. The upside is that it has everything we need as far as supplies for the class...the downside is, it's almost $300.
Ugh. Gonna look into finding a different class to keep the 12 units for my full financial aid, and talk to my advisor; I don't actually *need* this drawing class, so any way of not having to pay that much for unnecessary materials would be nice :\
300 bucks for fingerpaints and crayons?
That's a lot of Spray paint and Rubber Cement to sniff.
lol. I calmed down a bit since then, and sent an email to the instructor about it. I'm gonna find whatever stuff I already have at the moment, until I can afford the kit...which, btw, is a lot of paper and pencils, charcoal "crayons", inks, etc. all in a portfolio case and art case.
Odds are this is the art class's response to every class in the CSU having to demand a certain amount of cash for materials (like books, for example).
At least, that's what I remember. I know that classes are required to have student write a certain number of pages per semester or some shit like that.
FUCK YOU HOWARD WEBB YOU BENT BALD TWAT
Quote from: JackHondo on January 24, 2012, 03:04:05 PM
300 bucks for fingerpaints and crayons?
My art kit at Art Institute was $600.00 included, different types of art pads, pencils, inking pens, brushes, ink, xacto knife, external hard drive (which my roomate stole), tool box, clay for sculpting, LOADS of stuff.
Quote from: JustinP on January 23, 2012, 04:51:58 PM
Is that gross or after taxes?
It's all gross income. If it was after tax it would make sense.
I looked through everything on my stubs. Turns out despite my raise their answer was to just give me less hours this year which in turn led to less money. In other words my raise was useless
Quote from: Gary on January 24, 2012, 06:57:09 PM
My art kit at Art Institute was $600.00 included, different types of art pads, pencils, inking pens, brushes, ink, xacto knife, external hard drive (which my roomate stole), tool box, clay for sculpting, LOADS of stuff.
True, but any art class Alex takes can't be more advanced than paste and play dough.
;)
Quote from: JackHondo on January 27, 2012, 10:43:26 AM
True, but any art class Alex takes can't be more advanced than paste and play dough.
;)
Well done good sir, you made me laugh to day. +1 to you.
Quote from: JackHondo on January 27, 2012, 10:43:26 AM
True, but any art class Alex takes can't be more advanced than paste and play dough.
;)
I thought that was just his lunch menu.
Quote from: JackHondo on January 27, 2012, 10:43:26 AM
True, but any art class Alex takes can't be more advanced than paste and play dough.
;)
Well that's rude. They did fingerpainting once.
Quote from: Jack Benevolence on January 26, 2012, 06:16:36 PM
Fuck Wells Fargo!
I just recieved monthly services fees on all of my accounts because they changed the 'waive fee stipulations.' I got dinged for a total of $25.00.
I called and they are only willing to reverse half of it because they apparently mentioned this change in small print on the statement that nobody reads.
I get they probably have a bunch of people calling and saying they want fees reversed everyday, but I've been with them for over 15 years, since I started my first 'youth' savings account, I have had many checking/savings accounts over there years...plus my credit card...plus my car loan...plus my retirement...plus my mortgage...plus my student loans...plus my insurance...ALL through Wells Fargo...and I have never once in all that time asked for a courtesy reversal of anything! Not once!
I mean, I didn't change how I was banking...I didn't 'fall below' guidelines or overdraft my account...THEY changed it and charged ME the fee!
I mean, we all know in the grand scheme of things that we're all just a number to a big corporation...but I've never felt like customer loyalty meant fuck all like I do today. Granted with the reversals they applied it's only $12.50 I'm getting charged but it's the principle of the thing!
Fuck you Wells Fargo
i agree, fuck u in the ass wells fargo!!
they did the same shit to me and when i called them they said that it was "mentioned" in 1 of my billing statements (which i never read, never needed a reason to) so i went back and read it, it was on page 5 mixed in with a bunch of legalese that when i asked them why wasnt it just clear as day or send me an email instead? call me even? all they told me was, "im sorry but u were notified"........
way to cheat people out of $12.50 fuck bags!
Quote from: Knuckles on January 31, 2012, 12:10:54 AM
i agree, fuck u in the ass wells fargo!!
they did the same shit to me and when i called them they said that it was "mentioned" in 1 of my billing statements (which i never read, never needed a reason to) so i went back and read it, it was on page 5 mixed in with a bunch of legalese that when i asked them why wasnt it just clear as day or send me an email instead? call me even? all they told me was, "im sorry but u were notified"........
way to cheat people out of $12.50 fuck bags!
Oh shit, hide the Bibles and Pillows.
Quote from: jagilki on January 31, 2012, 12:44:03 AM
Oh shit, hide the Bibles and Pillows.
Jag you prick, I just busted out laughing and now everyone is looking at me funny.
Quote from: JackHondo on January 31, 2012, 01:19:50 PM
Jag you prick, I just busted out laughing and now everyone is looking at me funny.
i dont know u but im sure they did that b4 :-p
I don't know you, but I'm sure you can spell some of the time.
tell u wat, u pay my internet, ill spell anything u want
Quote from: Knuckles on February 01, 2012, 02:33:47 AM
tell u wat, u pay my internet, ill spell anything u want
This...this is actually an acceptable comeback. I'll take it.
FUCK FUCK FUCK CANCER
Lost another friend today.
Sorry to hear that Doug. Fuck cancer indeed :(
sorry dude....
anything we can do?
Quote from: Knuckles on February 03, 2012, 02:13:34 AM
sorry dude....
anything we can do?
What the fuck...
Sorry to hear that Doug. Go spend some time with your loved ones.
fuck my ankle that will not heal ...
Fuck my old laptop
fuck me :)
Fuck my boss. He is a prime example of university degrees not necessarily making you a smart person. He is a lazy shit and an idiot and I could do his job with my eyes shut. Very hard to be managed by someone you have no respect for and makes your skin physically crawl everytime he talks.
WANKER.
Quote from: Rob on February 13, 2012, 07:22:04 PM
Fuck my boss. He is a prime example of university degrees not necessarily making you a smart person. He is a lazy shit and an idiot and I could do his job with my eyes shut. Very hard to be managed by someone you have no respect for and makes your skin physically crawl everytime he talks.
WANKER.
agreed, we be in the same boat
And now he is the reason I have to go in at 8:30 in the morning despite finishing at 11:30pm tonight... I've managed to eat, have a drink, chill out a bit and in about 6 hours time I have to wake up and go back in to clean up his fucking mess and correct everything that he has done due to his utter laziness.
FUCK people who don't know how to fucking drive. I'm not talking about the kids who can't drive, no I'm talking about the mother fuckers who took the classes and got there DL.
I mean seriously how fucking hard is it for these fucks to use a gods damned blinker. It takes ONE SECOND to turn the damn thing on, and you know what, it would probably save some peoples lives in the long run but nooooo when someone is in front of you while fucking driving and they decide to turn or switch lanes and cut ME off without using there blinker, and they are gonna get mad when I cuss and flip them the bird while I pass them...USING MY BLINKER..fuckers.
And while we are on the subject...people who don't go the speed limit...REALLY fucking piss me off...and I'm not just talking about the slow ass cunts who think when it says 65 that they should go 20, no I'm also talking about the dicks who decide that they can go 80 in a 65 cause gods forbid I go 66 in a 65 I would get pulled over, but these fucks can get away with going 80. If I'm going down the highway and I'm going 65 and some asshole honks at me cause they wanna go faster, then they can go fuck themselves and there momma as far as I'm concerned.
/rant.
Ah, so it appears Scott Steiner has hacked Al Black's account...
Quote from: JackHondo on February 16, 2012, 12:32:02 PM
Ah, so it appears Scott Steiner has hacked Al Black's account...
+1. When I read it, I heard Scott Steiner in my head. It fit perfectly
Your both fat.
FUCKING grammar Nazi's. They piss me off more then people who can't drive, because obviously they understand what I'm trying to write BUT they feel obligated to make fun of the lower educational standards of Texas by correcting me.
Seriously.....DAMN.
PS..I am jus Joshing ya..I dun gives a fucks about that kinda thing.
FUCK
Quote from: jagilki on February 16, 2012, 01:27:07 PM
Fuck you jag and your than then thin..you skinny fat ass.
Fuck having to get consent from the king just to fornicate. It's bullshit It's not like we're fornicating with the intent of unlawful carnal knowledge
You have to write to the King to have sex?
Is this just a convoluted excuse some girl's told you?
It wasn't just some girl, that's what you told me last weekend
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droit_du_seigneur (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droit_du_seigneur)
Quote from: Judge Anger on February 16, 2012, 02:29:09 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droit_du_seigneur (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droit_du_seigneur)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerd (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerd)
These aren't the droits you're looking for, seigneur.
Quote from: Capt. Josh Underpants on February 16, 2012, 02:02:16 PM
It wasn't just some girl, that's what you told me last weekend
"So, I bought you all your drinks and food tonight! Can we have sex now?"
"No, sorry."
"What?! But I even paid for that really hot guy whose lap you've been sitting on all night!"
"Well, um, you see, you have to write to the King before we have sex. It's the law!"
"Oh I understand, ok I'll just go write to the King."
"Ok, until then, me and this guy are gonna head off. He wrote to the King already. See you soon!"
"Sure, bye! Wait... hang on... which King? Hello? Heeelllooooo? Oh... well... cry wank it is then."
Obviously since this is Black History month you write to MLK.
Quote from: jagilki on February 16, 2012, 02:57:56 PM
Obviously since this is Black History month you write to MLK.
+1
Kinda fitting for Alex, since the only way he'll ever score is in a Dream.
Quote from: JackHondo on February 16, 2012, 03:38:41 PM
Kinda fitting for Alex, since the only way he'll ever score is in a Dream.
+1
You know it is really shitty that I can work my ass off at a job for over a year and a half, then my have car break down. So I did what I could to remedy it by seeing if the manager of the store would let me use her car, of course my hours where cut but I understood that.
So flash forward a couple months and the manager is let go and I am given a month to get a car working, which me NOT being a mechanic is pretty much impossible. Add into that the fact that I have no money coming in, so as you can assume the month passes, no car of my own, and I am out of a job, EVEN though they had other things I could of been doing.
So here I am looking for a job and having a damn hard time at it and so I swallowed my pride and signed up for unemployment, I figured I have been working pretty much none stop since 2004 I have saved back a little money I should be able to draw from. I figured "Hey, if I get it I get it, if I don't I don't", so I was pretty excited when I got the paper work telling me I was approved.
So I request my first payment at the beginning of this week, and I keep a close eye, I do everything I need to do to be able to keep being qualified for it, and so we go to today. Some guy calls and asks me some questions about the situation on how I lost my job and I told him everything and so I felt pretty good.
So just a few moments ago I go on there to check to see the status and I get the message "We're sorry but you have been disqualified because you quit your job."
And so at the moment I'm really not all that happy and of course I could always appeal but that will take so much time and honestly by the time that comes around I'll hopefully already have a job so it's pointless.
So really all that is to say..FUCK THE STATE OF TEXAS. Mother fuckers can help fucking crack heads and drunks but honest fucking down on the luck people like me can't get any help when we really need it.
The only good thing is that I have a job interview tomorrow.
I'm sitting there as well.
Without going into it, I was fired mostly because my boss hates me. Not me as a worker, not the work I did, he hates me.
I've heard it from people telling me what he's said about me behind my back.
He gave me a written warning back in June for a bunch of pure bullshit. Back in Feb of last year he decided on a new store policy of no facial hair for male employees.
At the time I was the only one.
A few months later we hire another guy, he has a mustache. That's deemed OK. Part of my write up was that I didn't shave one day.
Now cut to just before Thanksgiving. The Boss tells me I didn't order enough of something, I can't remember exactly what.
It's a fucking grocery store. The week before I was yelled at for "ordering too much" of the exact same thing.
Anyways. He gives me a writeup for that, then smiles a big smile and goes "And here's your third write-up, it says your fired."
So. He then tells my Aunt he's real sorry it had to happen, and confides in her that it was just that he didn't like me, couldn't get along with me and didn't want me there any more. Wyomings a right to work state, so technically he could of fired me and just told me that.
He DOES tell her that since "It's not my fault about the way he feels about me, he won't fight un-employment."
I get a letter in the mail. I'm disqualified for un-employment because he sent them a 50 page letter about how horrible I am and his firing me was deemed "my fault". Then never once called me.
I called them and gave them my side of the story, they still sided with him. Oh well.
What still pisses me off though is that he's still telling my Aunt that he didn't fight it. He has no idea how I got disqualified.
Also I hear from customers/friends that he bitches about me all the time STILL. Yet everytime I go anywhere in town all I get is why aren't you still there? The store sucks without you. Bla Bla.
Anyways, I know how you feel.
In relation to Al Black's hate of speeders...
is this a good time to mention next weekend I have to go on a speed awareness course?
Thought not...
Quote from: jagilki on February 17, 2012, 01:59:24 AM
I'm sitting there as well.
Without going into it, I was fired mostly because my boss hates me. Not me as a worker, not the work I did, he hates me.
I've heard it from people telling me what he's said about me behind my back.
He gave me a written warning back in June for a bunch of pure bullshit. Back in Feb of last year he decided on a new store policy of no facial hair for male employees.
At the time I was the only one.
A few months later we hire another guy, he has a mustache. That's deemed OK. Part of my write up was that I didn't shave one day.
Now cut to just before Thanksgiving. The Boss tells me I didn't order enough of something, I can't remember exactly what.
It's a fucking grocery store. The week before I was yelled at for "ordering too much" of the exact same thing.
Anyways. He gives me a writeup for that, then smiles a big smile and goes "And here's your third write-up, it says your fired."
So. He then tells my Aunt he's real sorry it had to happen, and confides in her that it was just that he didn't like me, couldn't get along with me and didn't want me there any more. Wyomings a right to work state, so technically he could of fired me and just told me that.
He DOES tell her that since "It's not my fault about the way he feels about me, he won't fight un-employment."
I get a letter in the mail. I'm disqualified for un-employment because he sent them a 50 page letter about how horrible I am and his firing me was deemed "my fault". Then never once called me.
I called them and gave them my side of the story, they still sided with him. Oh well.
What still pisses me off though is that he's still telling my Aunt that he didn't fight it. He has no idea how I got disqualified.
Also I hear from customers/friends that he bitches about me all the time STILL. Yet everytime I go anywhere in town all I get is why aren't you still there? The store sucks without you. Bla Bla.
Anyways, I know how you feel.
That is absolutely fucked man!
Quote from: Al Black Rose on February 17, 2012, 01:33:53 AM
You know it is really shitty that I can work my ass off at a job for over a year and a half, then my have car break down. So I did what I could to remedy it by seeing if the manager of the store would let me use her car, of course my hours where cut but I understood that.
So flash forward a couple months and the manager is let go and I am given a month to get a car working, which me NOT being a mechanic is pretty much impossible. Add into that the fact that I have no money coming in, so as you can assume the month passes, no car of my own, and I am out of a job, EVEN though they had other things I could of been doing.
So here I am looking for a job and having a damn hard time at it and so I swallowed my pride and signed up for unemployment, I figured I have been working pretty much none stop since 2004 I have saved back a little money I should be able to draw from. I figured "Hey, if I get it I get it, if I don't I don't", so I was pretty excited when I got the paper work telling me I was approved.
So I request my first payment at the beginning of this week, and I keep a close eye, I do everything I need to do to be able to keep being qualified for it, and so we go to today. Some guy calls and asks me some questions about the situation on how I lost my job and I told him everything and so I felt pretty good.
So just a few moments ago I go on there to check to see the status and I get the message "We're sorry but you have been disqualified because you quit your job."
And so at the moment I'm really not all that happy and of course I could always appeal but that will take so much time and honestly by the time that comes around I'll hopefully already have a job so it's pointless.
So really all that is to say..FUCK THE STATE OF TEXAS. Mother fuckers can help fucking crack heads and drunks but honest fucking down on the luck people like me can't get any help when we really need it.
The only good thing is that I have a job interview tomorrow.
we're in the same boat, its obvious u were fired but how did they come to the conclusion that u quit? them giving u a last paycheck at that point? as long as u can prove being fired, ull get the unemployment.
Quote from: jagilki on February 16, 2012, 02:57:56 PM
Obviously since this is Black History month you write to MLK.
id rather get permission from the trumpers......
Once again, fuck Bournemouth Uni and fuck student finance. They really know how to make people who leave mid-course feel worthless and stupidly poor
Rob, I'm a Director of Financial Aid at a college. What exactly happened? Maybe I can give you some insight.
Right so Student Finance have sent me letters asking for £172 on an over-payment of student grant which I can understand as I left half way through a financial period for the student loans, but I logged on to my email account earlier today and Bournemouth Uni are apparently asking for £250 in some sort of fee for me leaving Uni. I've had only 2 emails about it (no letters from the University about the fee's, although I have received letters about other stuff) and no phone-calls. What bugs me is that I received 1 email today and 1 at the end of January, both from the University's financial department. I did a background check on the email address and the address they quoted at the bottom of the email, but I just can't tell whether it's legit or not.
Basically I'm going to follow my Dad's advise and wait for them to either call me or phone me... I'm not going by some badly punctuated email...
The 172 over-payment is most likely legit especially if you left in the middle of the term. The 250 is most likely an administrative fee they charge for students who leave because of paperwork or whatever bullshit reasons schools come up with to charge extra money. Have you tried to call the school and ask about it? If not, I would call and ask what do you owe, if anything, on your account.
I think my facebook post sums up my feelings on this:
To the prick that has keyed my car (and all of those other cars on my street),
You are extremely lucky that you chose to do it in the 10 minutes between my leaving my car and coming back to it, because if I had caught you in the act I would have
1) Forced you to walk to a cashpoint and give me money for repairs (I don't anticipate this being difficult since you're most likely a 14 year old who smokes 40 a day and who's dad wears a string vest and beats you with his cans of special brew)
2) Taken out your mobile phone and forced you to call your mother AND the police to confess what a fuckwit and social blight you are
3) Made you roll up your sleeve and key yourself.
You have got away this time, but seeing as you most likely have learning capabilities comparable to my fridge, you will be back, and you will not get away forever.
Yours faithfully,
Dorling
Fuck people that randomly key cars. You do not mess with a man's vehicle. I'm just saying.
Quote from: JustinP on February 18, 2012, 11:49:01 AM
The 172 over-payment is most likely legit especially if you left in the middle of the term. The 250 is most likely an administrative fee they charge for students who leave because of paperwork or whatever bullshit reasons schools come up with to charge extra money. Have you tried to call the school and ask about it? If not, I would call and ask what do you owe, if anything, on your account.
I'd say a bit from two columns. One yes I'd imagine there would be some sort of admin and leavers charge...however...
that figure seems off. If you owe 172 who chargers £78.00 as a fee. Just doesn't see right. Most admin fees I have ever had to pay or argued the shit out of are usually a nice round number. That is where the question is.
What you need to do is email the University on the Uni's registered email address you'd find on a website. Note you have sent a cc copy to yourself and ask them to phone you directly as you have been receiving strange correspondance from addresses you believe to be fradulant.
If they get shitty later on you have correspondance to prove you were trying.
From what I gather the 172 and the 250 are two separate charges as they should be. The 172 is from his actual financial aid overpayment. The 250 is from the school itself which is probably some random admin fee. Rob, can you call the financial aid office?
Some fucking bullshit.
So the chat on MS was dead. No one was talking at all. So I start a random tirade that made no sense at all to get people posting. I say stuff like "The truth shall be the whole truth and the truth shall make the untrue true" and random shit that made me sound like a street preacher. So some people start posting on the chat again. Some play along, some go WTF Bone has been hacked. Then the Mod comes on and bans me from the chat for no fucking reason. Apparently I was spamming. Was I saying non-nonsensical things? Sure. What I flooding chat and making it unusable? Absolutely fucking not. Fuck him.
^ Judge should learn from him.
I miss late 90's Yahoo wrestling chat :(
*Remembers time he had entire room convinced he was Eric Bischoff and was recruiting them for story ideas.*
I joined tfwf cause of the yahoo wrestling chats.
First fed I joined was semi because of one.
After all the people jumping in and going "Join Mu Fed, it'z teh shitz! Yo!" I was like "What's a fed?" The second it was explained to me, I was in love with the idea.
Didn't join any in the chat though, because I wanted to do a bit more research, went to FWLnet or whatever it was top 75 e-fed list and looked around the top 10 or so.
FUCK Jeremy Lin and Linsanity.
He just beat my team, >:(
He did it to your team also ;D
the man must be destroy
Quote from: Trumpers on February 18, 2012, 09:49:53 PM
I'd say a bit from two columns. One yes I'd imagine there would be some sort of admin and leavers charge...however...
that figure seems off. If you owe 172 who chargers £78.00 as a fee. Just doesn't see right. Most admin fees I have ever had to pay or argued the shit out of are usually a nice round number. That is where the question is.
What you need to do is email the University on the Uni's registered email address you'd find on a website. Note you have sent a cc copy to yourself and ask them to phone you directly as you have been receiving strange correspondance from addresses you believe to be fradulant.
If they get shitty later on you have correspondance to prove you were trying.
Great minds thin alike.... Well...
I did exactly as Ian said about a week back. I've asked them to contact me via my registered phone line or address (as of yet, nothing. but it is the weekend). The £172 fee is not something I dispute, I know when a grant is given, it is given with the assumption that for the 3 months or so it is given for I will attend the whole time, which I did not. It's just the £250 fee seems a bit ridiculous and OTT to me
fuck people who say wrestling is fake I'm tired of hearing.
Quote from: pilsbery on February 20, 2012, 04:14:23 PM
fuck people who say wrestling is fake I'm tired of hearing.
still real to you?
Quote from: Rob on February 19, 2012, 06:11:18 PM
Great minds thin alike.... Well...
I did exactly as Ian said about a week back. I've asked them to contact me via my registered phone line or address (as of yet, nothing. but it is the weekend). The £172 fee is not something I dispute, I know when a grant is given, it is given with the assumption that for the 3 months or so it is given for I will attend the whole time, which I did not. It's just the £250 fee seems a bit ridiculous and OTT to me
So Justin is right that the 250 is on top of the 172?
As far as I can tell, no. Sorry about that last post, mourning turned me to tequila, so I'm not even going to try and depict what I posted.
The £172 is from student finance and the £250 is from Bournemouth Uni, but after 5 days I've had no reply to my emails, so I'm going to discredit it for now unless they contact me properly.
Quote from: Gary on February 20, 2012, 04:58:30 PM
still real to you?
i mean like the jack asses who say oh that didn't hurt. Who say the some bumps don't hurt and say every bit is fake.
It fucking hurts. It's real, it's damn real.
ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMNIT!
Quote from: pilsbery on February 20, 2012, 09:32:20 PM
i mean like the jack asses who say oh that didn't hurt. Who say the some bumps don't hurt and say every bit is fake.
I agree, I hate people who think every detail is scripted. My ex-wife adamantly swore that they had rehearsals. When pointed out that people who travel four or five hours to wrestle in front of fifty people, then limp into their day-job the next day probably can't afford the luxury of rehearsing unpaid with a stranger, she looked at me blankly... she didn't even know their was any such thing as "indies". Then she's go watch a live stage play in which there is no improv whatsoever and think herself sophisticated. Cunt.
I was shocked at seeing you call your wife a cunt, then re-read and saw the "ex". Fair play!
In my promotion we'll usually run through matches the night of, but that's about it. The other 6 days a week we don't do shit.
But, we don't choreograph the match move for move. We just run through spots and stuff. Generally we'd come up with a beginning and then go, "okay, you work for awhile, till we reverse, then we finish". The only full contact practice we ever did was for difficult spots or something someone isn't comfortable with.
So fuck them, not only is it not fake, it's also more or less improved.
Fuck my 2IC. She is so irresponsible. I am at work more than her, do more work than her, and what does she do? Calls in sick on a day that is pitched to be fucking busy. Who do I get to replace her? Someone who doesn't do work. If I did that to her, she'd fucking rage.
I hate being below someone who has a terrible work ethic...
Saying this before the game but FUCK the Lakers.
Quote from: Gary on February 22, 2012, 06:11:47 PM
Saying this before the game but FUCK the Lakers.
lol
Fuck the Mavericks
fuck fuck fuck
just hate it when co-workers call in sick right before they have to work and I have to take there shift because really the job got nobody else to do it ... And I am to much of a nice guy to say no ,it fucking destroying my body... CRAMP... FUCKING LEG CRAMP
Quote from: ! JDM The Professional ! on February 22, 2012, 01:46:54 AM
I hate being below someone who has a terrible work ethic...
That's called pretty much everyone I work for
Quote from: Black Death on February 22, 2012, 06:26:08 PM
just hate it when co-workers call in sick right before they have to work and I have to take there shift because really the job got nobody else to do it ... And I am to much of a nice guy to say no ,it fucking destroying my body... CRAMP... FUCKING LEG CRAMP
My Life in 8 Words (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOKJXnpP3v8#)
Hope things get better for you, man.
Quote from: Mrs. Spazmoid Ewing on February 22, 2012, 07:57:17 PM
My Life in 8 Words (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOKJXnpP3v8#)
Hope things get better for you, man.
That's my ringtone for text messages, love that line
Quote from: ! JDM The Professional ! on February 22, 2012, 01:46:54 AM
I hate being below someone who has a terrible work ethic...
-Said by every opponent of Kevin Nash ever.
FUCK SCOTT from the Bank Job that dirty cunt!
Eurotrip - Scotty Doesn't Know (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYMnPhp2-uw#)
Quote from: Drama Queen on February 21, 2012, 05:50:28 PM
I hate people who think every detail is scripted. My ex-wife adamantly swore that they had rehearsals.
Indeed, when a similar question was posed to Lance Storm, he replied that it hurts enough to do it once in the ring, however that's not to say there aren't any wrestlers who rehearse matches. Randy Savage has been known to rehearse big matches with his opponents, I believe the two which received the most notice are his WrestleMania III match with Ricky Steamboat and his WrestleMania VII match with Ultimate Warrior.
A good counter to the "every detail is scripted" nonsense is to ask then
why are there serious injuries if every minutiae of the match is planned out in detail? Surely people cannot be so idiotic as to think people actually planned for and
agreed to get a broken neck because of a botch.
Wait, scratch that... I
know there are people who are stupid to such extremes. Insults to Darwin, the bloody lot of them.
LITERALLY FUCK SCOTT! (Not dibiase)
Quote from: Doug E Fresh on February 25, 2012, 05:15:29 PM
FUCK SCOTT from the Bank Job that dirty cunt!
#SouthLondonScrewJob
FUCK being bored on a friday night!
A bottle of Jack Daniels helps everything.
fuck no-shows
Quote from: M.D.K. on March 17, 2012, 01:35:55 PM
fuck no-shows
agreed, makes the whole process of this game that much harder and wondering why you bust your ass to get stuff going.
Fuck the Government
you... motherfuckers
So I got another kidney stone yesterday, so they rushed me to the emergency room. We were visiting my parents at the time, so I had to go to a different hospital. Keep in mind this is my fourth stone and I've been seeing an urologist for the past four years to control them. The ER doctor accuses me of lying about it just to score some pain meds, which angered my wife to no end. So the prick doctor calls security and they shadow my wife for the whole duration of the visit. My wife tells the guy to do a CT scan to prove I'm not lying. So he does, three hours later. And lo and behold, I've got another stone. He comes in and gives us a half-rumped apology, but says that the stone is so small that it shouldn't be causing *that much* pain. Obviously this joker has never had one, because even the smallest of stones is pure agony.
So they finally give me some pain meds, and I fall asleep pretty quickly thereafter. A half hour later, they discharge me, drugged out on morphine, and don't even offer me so much as a wheelchair to get out to the car. My wife and mother had to practically carry me to the car.
So yeah. Eff kidney stones. Eff Dr. Abdeen. And eff St. Joseph-Martin hospital.
oh fuck ... sorry to hear that bro
yeah agree ... a big Fuck You to them
Fuck those stupid buckley things idiotic designers stitch onto the arses of jeans!! I find a pair I like then see this stupid crap all over it. Ruins 'em. I don't want that. I mean why the fuck would anyone desire an anal buckle unless they were in prison? They should be banned.
So fuck 'em.. >:(
Quote from: Insomnia on March 23, 2012, 04:29:57 PM
Fuck those stupid buckley things idiotic designers stitch onto the arses of jeans!! I find a pair I like then see this stupid crap all over it. Ruins 'em. I don't want that. I mean why the fuck would anyone desire an anal buckle unless they were in prison? They should be banned.
So fuck 'em.. >:(
How ironic, I was just about to post about my hatred for insomnia and look who made the last post. Lol.
I havnt been able to sleep for a few days now. I've got little naps down but that's it. Fuck insomnia and fuck the fact it happened the day my holiday ends and I have to go to work!
Fuck family... No need to be so bitchy and nasty about money for someones funeral. Refusing to reply to texts, emails and phone-calls is just ignorance.
So I told em to go fuck themselves, aint gonna be part of my life anymore.
Quote from: Jack Benevolence on March 29, 2012, 08:22:52 PM
Fuck watching the show 'Gangland' and seeing the street you live on featured...like, not somewhere near by, or a similar named street...but actually seeing the building you live in on the show!
I knew my neighborhood was shady but come on!
What episode? I usually watch it on Netflix when bored as hell.
Quote from: Jack Benevolence on March 30, 2012, 12:13:53 AM
Episode 5
204th St Gang
Just opened yourself up to a visit from Cliff Imig!
Quote from: Russaholic on March 30, 2012, 06:11:35 AM
Just opened yourself up to a visit from Cliff Imig!
Yep. Enjoy your night of listening to music that sounds like cats ejaculating onto a harpsichord.
what city was this jack
I sure hate ordering a Kindle Fire and getting a box in the mail that doesn't have a Kindle Fire in it.
Fuck!
Quote from: Doug E Fresh on April 11, 2012, 10:13:29 PM
I sure hate ordering a Kindle Fire and getting a box in the mail that doesn't have a Kindle Fire in it.
Fuck!
Where'd you order from?
Amazon.com
it didnt get put in the box in the warehouse. theyre handling it. just an annoyance
*sigh*
So, as I've chronicled before my Mom has had problems with the veins in her leg. Tuesday I got a call from my Aunt that my Moms leg was clogged again and I'd have to rush her to the Rapid City for Surgery (Our local Hospital doesn't have the facilities and Rapid is about 70-80 miles away.)
When I get to my Moms she's crying and bawling in pain. Her but she insists on doing her Dishes before leaving as she "can't leave her house a mess."
Anyways, get to Rapid, rush into the emergency room and they do their procedure to her. Doing something with a lot of blood thinner to try and blast the clog out (or something along those lines). This doesn't work. Leg still clogged, they keep her overnight, and will do it again in the Morning.
They try the second time and this one doesn't work either. I get to her room in the ICU just as the Doctor gives her "The Talk".
They are going to try the Blood thinner deal a third time, but... IF it doesn't work, she's got a decision to make.
Go for a second Bypass surgery, taking a vein from her good leg. Doing a fair deal of damage to her already damaged bad leg and hope everything goes OK, which since almost on clockwork she's got re-clogged about every three months, the Doctor admitted doesn't have tons of odds.
Doing the Bypass, IF she has another clogging, the Dr. will Amputate the leg. And with the damage from the Bypass he says it'd be Above the Knee.
Option number two.
Do an amputation now. It would be below knee. It would keep her "good leg" "good". She's currently leaning that way.
So they did the third try and it didn't work. But they have an idea. They put a shunt/stint/stunt (whatever it's called I can never remember). in by her previous bypass (Or something along those lines, they didn't tell me exactly). This is a temporary fix. They told her flat out this WON'T last. It WILL clog up again and that's when her options come in. They just don't know how long this will last. 2 Weeks, 2 Days, 2 Months, 2 Years or 10 years.
But EVERYBODY involved is betting on 2 weeks or 2 Months.
Anyways, thanks anybody who said nice things or had nice thoughts, it's comforting and thanks.
Wow, sorry Jag, won't even pretend to be able to imagine facing such a decision.
Damn Jag, sorry to hear all that man. I wish the best for your mom
My thoughts and prayers are with you, Jag.
Capt. lonelyhearts. former awesome list chick was just using me. Final straw bailing on me just now for Marc's show tomorrow saying he wasn't funny than expecting me not to go.
Stents can last a surprising amount of time but still not an ideal solution. So sorry to hear about this though mate.
Jag ... I am truly sorry man . I have no words to tell you , all I can do is pray for your mom well being . be strong my man , be strong for her
Good luck to you and your mom Jag.
Sorry to hear the developments with your mum Jag and I've got my fingers crossed that the stent lasts as long as it possibly can. As terrible as the idea of amputation sounds now it's something that many people grow used to, and if the situation turns that way I'm sure the hospital will give your mum all the help she needs to live without the leg and it would keep her out of repeat pains from the sounds of things.
All in all my hopes are with you and your family buddy, and I'm sure no matter which way it turns, ultimately she'll be able to live with less pain and in a lot more comfort. Keep strong for her, that's what she needs right now.
Couldn't say it better than that.
Prayers for you.
Thought I'd posted here but apparently not. Wishing your mum all the best man
Its a terrible thing what you and your family are going through, but everything will be okay, and you have all our support to make sure it is.
Did some work around the yard over the weekend. Got sunburned.
>:(
Now if someone calls me a redneck, I have the shiny red burn on the back of my neck to prove it.
Why would someone insist on getting a pittbull when they know it's going to cause all sorts of issues with their neighbors? I'm sorry you can't see past others people's issues but trying to get this dog is going to cause nothing but problems down the road.
Fuck.
My night was fuck ... I am about to clocking out for the night ...I always hate Friday nights because they under staff us for the overnight and it always busy. suddenly my manager get a call for a order ... 60 mcdoubles, 30 regular way and 30 plain , 40 hot and spicy mchicken 20 regular and 20 plain sandwiches and 15 large fries ...
so have to make this order while making other orders too ... like I said it Friday night it a damn busy night. let just say it was fucking hell ... it just me , one other guy and my manager trying to fill the order and keep the cars from backing up at the drive -thru did not clock until hour after I am suppose to. had to clean up after it was done.
but the icing on the cake . I find out who made the order ...
Comic book and card playing nerds ... that right , the order was made from a comic book shop that not that far from, where I work... they have those late night game sessions of magic the gathering or what ever fantasy card game is hot right now, really don't know
So I say right now Fuck you magic the gathering players ... order a godamn pizza next time please... you know you should better than to eat all that food at 2 in the morning
Here I was thinking this was an order from Epic Meal Time and they were visiting Texas.
Quote from: Judge Anger on April 28, 2012, 10:01:26 AM
Here I was thinking this was an order from Epic Meal Time and they were visiting Texas.
Either that or John Pariah's moved.
Fuck you, you fat piece of shit bitch that wants to argue about stupid shit. Just sign the goddamn form, you fucking idiot.
Quote from: Fnord on April 30, 2012, 05:08:49 PM
Fuck you, you fat piece of shit bitch that wants to argue about stupid shit. Just sign the goddamn form, you fucking idiot.
Vaguebook much?
Quote from: Fnord on April 30, 2012, 05:08:49 PM
Fuck you, you fat piece of shit bitch that wants to argue about stupid shit. Just sign the goddamn form, you fucking idiot.
Wait, were you the guy I dealt with yesterday, trying to get me to sign some petition?
Quote from: Alex K on April 30, 2012, 05:23:30 PM
Wait, were you the guy I dealt with yesterday, trying to get me to sign some petition?
+1. From anybody else that just wouldn't have been as funny.
Fnord works at a Dr.s Office (I think) so it was probably something along the lines of bills?
Quote from: jagilki on April 30, 2012, 07:00:46 PM
Fnord works at a Dr.s Office (I think) so it was probably something along the lines of bills?
That was my same thought
but Alex did make me laugh with that post ... kudos to you Alex
Bollocks.
The timing belt on my beloved Rad Dragon went yesterday and the engine smashed itself to pieces. Rest in piece(s) my friend.
Time to get a new car!
Fuck looks like I'm losing my job as Clinton Cards have gone into administration!
I was in a rush to get to school today, and...I dropped my external hard drive onto the cement. I'm currently trying to find some way to get access to a LOT of data that was on the thing, and I don't have backups of most of it.
(http://www.wackybuttons.com/designcodes/110/1102400.jpg)
Quote from: Alex K on May 11, 2012, 10:44:15 PM
I was in a rush to get to school today, and...I dropped my external hard drive onto the cement. I'm currently trying to find some way to get access to a LOT of data that was on the thing, and I don't have backups of most of it.
(http://www.wackybuttons.com/designcodes/110/1102400.jpg)
Most of those scenes you can probably watch again on SpankWire, anyway.
Cheers!
Heres 11 percent you can backup later...
(http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/jesus_winking_christ_1.jpg)
Fuck you for using me like a fucking idiot and fuck me for actually believing you were different. Bitch
Quote from: Sgt. Josh Underpants on May 15, 2012, 02:57:39 AM
Fuck you for using me like a fucking idiot and fuck me for actually believing you were different. Bitch
13 YEAR OLD GIRL'S FACEBOOK.
DAMMIT IT
WILL WIN AN AWARD THIS YEAR!
Quote from: Russaholic on May 15, 2012, 06:08:07 AM
13 YEAR OLD GIRL'S FACEBOOK.
DAMMIT IT WILL WIN AN AWARD THIS YEAR!
Even a 13 year old girl wins some...
It's been a bad week.
Monday I had a nasty stomach virus. I was like Mount St. Helens from both ends. Wednesday, my car broke down on the way to work. I was on a narrow mountain road going uphill with no shoulder to pull of on when the ol' girl just dies. My car sat in the middle of the road for an hour while I waited for the wrecker. The tendonitis in my elbow started acting up Thursday. And today, while trying to figure out what's wrong with my car, I discover that it's not the $150 fuel pump issue I thought it would be, but more than likely a $500-$1000 timing belt problem.
Grr.
Let's make Hondo's week even better and post nude chicks when his wife walks by.
Quote from: JackHondo on May 18, 2012, 08:29:39 PM
It's been a bad week.
Monday I had a nasty stomach virus. I was like Mount St. Helens from both ends. Wednesday, my car broke down on the way to work. I was on a narrow mountain road going uphill with no shoulder to pull of on when the ol' girl just dies. My car sat in the middle of the road for an hour while I waited for the wrecker. The tendonitis in my elbow started acting up Thursday. And today, while trying to figure out what's wrong with my car, I discover that it's not the $150 fuel pump issue I thought it would be, but more than likely a $500-$1000 timing belt problem.
Grr.
Bad news man, the timing belt went on my car two weeks ago.
I get my new car in 4 days.
FUCK!!
its been a while since i been on these forums....
cuz my hard drive shit the bed :(
was playing LoL and got mad and smashed the keyboard on my laptop jarring it to the point where my hard drive is not only fried but erased EVERYTHING. not a good time to happen while starting a new business....
thankfully my business stuff is backed up and everything else is easily re-obtainable. just sux being on a desktop thats not mine. y dont laptops comes with fist insurance? :(
Quote from: Knuckles on June 05, 2012, 04:35:40 PM
FUCK!!
its been a while since i been on these forums....
cuz my hard drive shit the bed :(
was playing LoL and got mad and smashed the keyboard on my laptop jarring it to the point where my hard drive is not only fried but erased EVERYTHING. not a good time to happen while starting a new business....
thankfully my business stuff is backed up and everything else is easily re-obtainable. just sux being on a desktop thats not mine. y dont laptops comes with fist insurance? :(
You... didn't hit it with knee strikes did you?
Quote from: JackHondo on June 05, 2012, 04:44:05 PM
You... didn't hit it with knee strikes did you?
He could of put a pillow over it for all we know.
it was 1 chop away from a diving headbutt
Quote from: Knuckles on June 05, 2012, 04:35:40 PM
FUCK!!
its been a while since i been on these forums....
cuz my hard drive shit the bed :(
was playing LoL and got mad and smashed the keyboard on my laptop jarring it to the point where my hard drive is not only fried but erased EVERYTHING. not a good time to happen while starting a new business....
thankfully my business stuff is backed up and everything else is easily re-obtainable. just sux being on a desktop thats not mine. y dont laptops comes with fist insurance? :(
He slammed a fist into it because he failed yet again to beat me. 6 years, no go. Poor Knuckles! Haha!
This job shows no loyalty for people helping them out. We have been understaffed (due to people just quitting on spot) for like 2 months. Now that length of time w/o hiring anyone new is already questionable. I'm working overtime when asked and even volunteered for a couple of em (stupid me) thinking the extra money on a check is always good. I have been written up today for not smiling...That's right, not smiling at departing customers. Then talked down to me while giving me the paper like I'm some child who can reason like an adult. Never mind the fact that I've basically lived here the past couple weeks doing their bidding every moment of the day/night. My daughter isn't seeing me and I'm missing the hell out of our daily interaction. They treat/talk to us like we're beneath human decency then want us to work our asses off to cover their inadequacies. Searching for a new job ain't coming up with much and I feel stuck. Trying to get back into school but that ain't exactly going well. Then again goin back just throws my student loan debts even further. I want to make moves but Im partly scared to because off the repercussion of whatever I choose to do. I mean I don't want em kissing my ass like royalty because I'm no more special than anyone else there but damn man. They just like to throw you bullshit for no reason.
Shorthand...Fuck this job.
Fuck everything to do with Clinton Cards. And Clinton Lewin, fuck you... you are quite literally a fat cat wanker.
Mrs. [REDACTED], when you are ordering from the catalog and you see a page that says that these great items are picks FROM $25.95, that doesn't mean every single one on the page is $25.95. I know it has the letter for all the items on the page in the general vicinity of that tidbit, but that is closer to the column of stacked items so you can see what colors the items are available in. Notice how the letter range is on the left of the column right next to the color stack and the advertising for that special is on the right, next to the picture of the one item that IS that price.
You see that corner I showed you that shows the price of each individual item? That's what price each item is. Notice that they are not all $25.95. That's because when items are avaliable FROM a price, the cheapest thing is that price and the others can be higher than that.
This is not false advertising.
You just don't understand the English language.
Kindly learn to fucking read. When you rely on mail order catalogs, this is kind of an important skill to have.
I hope I never speak to you again.
Sincerely,
Disgruntled Mail Order Representative
Quote from: Knuckles on June 05, 2012, 04:35:40 PM
FUCK!!
its been a while since i been on these forums....
cuz my hard drive shit the bed :(
was playing LoL and got mad and smashed the keyboard on my laptop jarring it to the point where my hard drive is not only fried but erased EVERYTHING. not a good time to happen while starting a new business....
thankfully my business stuff is backed up and everything else is easily re-obtainable. just sux being on a desktop thats not mine. y dont laptops comes with fist insurance? :(
LoL is the devil !
Fuck my stepfather in its "holier-than-thou" ass. Won't start any trouble, he says. Wants to be a family again now that I'm moved in with them without causing fights, he says.
FUCK!!!!!
...my newly ex gf. how do we go from talking about buying a house 1 day to u wanting to date some other dude just cuz he owns horses to us breaking up cuz u, "had to find urself....."
talk about a waste of 6 yrs. i gave up HAWAII TWICE for this bitch and she does me like this? the passion didnt disappear, we just got comfortable. SIX YRS DOES THAT!!!
now im stuck in utah with my brother who just moved here a month ago, no money, on unemployment, trying to get a business off the ground and the lease is up on our APT at the end of july. so im stuck sleeping on the couch and having to put up with this bitch until then so i can save up a couple extra bux to move the fuck out. FUCK HER AND FUCK UTAH!!!
so now im 30 and single.......WTF?!
Quote from: Knuckles on June 15, 2012, 02:27:14 AM
FUCK!!!!!
...my newly ex gf. how do we go from talking about buying a house 1 day to u wanting to date some other dude just cuz he owns horses to us breaking up cuz u, "had to find urself....."
talk about a waste of 6 yrs. i gave up HAWAII TWICE for this bitch and she does me like this? the passion didnt disappear, we just got comfortable. SIX YRS DOES THAT!!!
now im stuck in utah with my brother who just moved here a month ago, no money, on unemployment, trying to get a business off the ground and the lease is up on our APT at the end of july. so im stuck sleeping on the couch and having to put up with this bitch until then so i can save up a couple extra bux to move the fuck out. FUCK HER AND FUCK UTAH!!!
so now im 30 and single.......WTF?!
Eek, sorry to hear that, good sir. But you know what they say -- "better to have loved" and all that. And while I can't sympathize about the money and living situation, you're single, 30, and have a fresh start. Take advantage of that.
30 is still young, if you live to be average death age, you still have like 50 more years of life left. This shit happening now lets you live 50 years with someone more worth living it with
But the other guy has HORSES!
Quote from: jagilki on June 15, 2012, 01:22:11 PM
But the other guy has HORSES!
If I knew knuckles better, I would make a reverse cowgirl joke in responce to you lol
I'm not trying to make lite of the situation... It's just that seems such a mind blowingly stupid thing to go gaga over a random dude for.
Quote from: jagilki on June 15, 2012, 01:47:02 PM
I'm not trying to make lite of the situation... It's just that seems such a mind blowingly stupid thing to go gaga over a random dude for.
I agree
Quote from: TyTy (formerly Trifecta) on June 15, 2012, 02:24:16 PM
I agree
Watch she gets kicked in the face by one of em and is brain dead for life....
Quote from: Arkia Fisk on June 15, 2012, 11:21:48 PM
Watch she gets kicked in the face by one of em and is brain dead for life....
she thought she would do me a favor and leave me as her beneficiary for her life insurance. as if that does anything for me? i can only hope it hits her hard enuff that it severs her spinal column.
then again i could always just smother her with a pillow.......
EFK.COM CANNOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY MURDERS PLANNED ON ITS FORUMS.
Seriously that Benoit avatar...
LMAO
Quote from: Russaholic on June 16, 2012, 06:42:11 AM
EFK.COM CANNOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY MURDERS PLANNED ON ITS FORUMS.
Hey hey, it was just a suggestion. Don't have horses planning to cross kick a bitch now(even tho she totally deserves it)!! Police will be all over this place.
I'm just now hearing about this Knuckles? I feel left out dick! Just rude..
FUCK THE HEAT AND YES I'M MAD BRO
Quote from: pilsbery on June 22, 2012, 12:05:13 AM
FUCK THE HEAT AND YES I'M MAD BRO
(http://i.imgur.com/a03cG.gif)
Quote from: pilsbery on June 22, 2012, 12:05:13 AM
FUCK THE HEAT AND YES I'M MAD BRO
They dominated the Thunder. Now everybody can get off Lebron's back.
i don't care about Lebron it's all the new bandwagon fans that will hop on the Heats wagon because of the "big three won a championship."
Hell they were hopping long before the championship.
Quote from: Arkia Fisk on June 23, 2012, 04:27:34 PM
Hell they were hopping long before the championship.
The hopping (and jersey burning) all started with the Decision, really. But eh, it is what it is.
FUCK SALT. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZEUpgj-tM0#)
I actually failed (well I am pretty sure I have done) for the first time in my life at a job interview.
What the FUCK is the world coming to lol.
Quote from: Trumpers on June 25, 2012, 05:25:08 PM
I actually failed (well I am pretty sure I have done) for the first time in my life at a job interview.
What the FUCK is the world coming to lol.
Oh shit ... maybe the world is ending this year
Quote from: Black Death on June 25, 2012, 05:59:37 PM
Oh shit ... maybe the world is ending this year
If Alex K is caught up in a sex scandal...consider that the second warning.
Quote from: Trumpers on June 25, 2012, 06:22:53 PM
If Alex K is caught up in a sex scandal...consider that the second warning.
I heard through the grapevine that while in Chi-Town Alex is looking for Bill.
Quote from: Trumpers on June 25, 2012, 05:25:08 PM
I actually failed (well I am pretty sure I have done) for the first time in my life at a job interview.
What the FUCK is the world coming to lol.
How the fuck does that happen?
fuck forest/wild fires.
We're small enough and unimportant enough that we aren't even getting local news coverage on what exactly is going on here.
I haven't been able to find any information, but I've heard from several people that there is supposed to be a new fire several miles East of town. The fire on the west end of town (the side I'm on) is (depending on who in town you talk to) close to reaching town or not. No real solid news.
Heard a rumor that a firefighter plane crashed in a nearby town. But haven't seen anything.
Smokes real thick at the moment, can't see across the street. A few flakes of ash here and there in the air.
BUT, thankful no houses burnt (that I've heard of) no injuries or deaths either, so that's good.
Fuck the old cunt that shot dead somebody I actually knew yesterday. And fuck fate for my best mate having to be first on the scene to find his body
Potentially losing a friend of mine to a coma amongst other things. Will be praying. But fuck life.
Quote from: Doug E Fresh on July 11, 2012, 11:28:53 PM
Potentially losing a friend of mine to a coma amongst other things. Will be praying. But fuck life.
thinking of you bro. Hope everything gets better
Praying for you and your friend, Doug. It's the least I can do.
Get ready for a rant.
My friend passed away tonight. Two days from turning 31. He was a good man, a loving husband, and an outstanding father of a daughter who just turned two Monday. He was diagnosed braindead after slipping into a coma last night.
Now I'm not looking for sorries or condolences. I think what I really want to bitch about here is plain and simple something that so many people often say and I apologize for falling into the same mold. But seriously...
Fuck life.
A simple bad reaction to an allergy led to this. He didn't deserve to go. Not now. Not with what he has to leave behind. You read a lot or see it in shows how someone might say they'd rather take their place. If I left this now, I'd have a few great friends, some kind people I've met in this game, and that's about it. No family really here.
I'm sorry this is an awful rant. I just feel quite shit right now.
You may not be looking for condolences, but you're getting them from me. I nearly lost a good friend of mine 3 years ago in a similar situation, so believe me when I say I know the feeling.
I'm not gonna pretend to have any earth-shattering advice, but I can pray for your friend's family and for you during this time of grief. If there's anything you wanna talk about, let me know. Let us ALL know, I think it's safe to say we're here for you regardless of the way we can help.
you have my comiserations Doug.
Am going through the 1 year aniversary of my dad's death/my 30th birthday myself, so I can almost understand. Save that yours sounds a lot shitter (I've got perspective and shit).
All the best man,
We cannot judge one person's misery against another's.
There are some people who don't deal with death well. Then there's me. I couldn't even go to my father's burial. I'm terrible at dealing with it.
It's been said before but...
Fuck Steam's Summer Sale. Fucking hate having all these must have games super cheap, and then buying them all at once.
Fuck that.
Fuck being unsuccessful at the Harrogate job for a shitty reason. If you wanted to give me constructive criticism, how I cross my fucking legs isn't it.
Quote from: M.D.K. on July 19, 2012, 03:32:51 PM
Fuck being unsuccessful at the Harrogate job for a shitty reason. If you wanted to give me constructive criticism, how I cross my fucking legs isn't it.
Seriously?
What did you do? Strip before crossing them?
http://www.cnn.com/2012/07/20/us/colorado-theater-shooting/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2012/07/20/us/colorado-theater-shooting/index.html)
Fuck the terrible people in this world.
fuck landslides and 10 hours on a train
Quote from: Doug E Fresh on July 20, 2012, 08:06:16 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2012/07/20/us/colorado-theater-shooting/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2012/07/20/us/colorado-theater-shooting/index.html)
Fuck the terrible people in this world.
x100
Quote from: Doug E Fresh on July 20, 2012, 08:06:16 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2012/07/20/us/colorado-theater-shooting/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2012/07/20/us/colorado-theater-shooting/index.html)
Fuck the terrible people in this world.
Agreed.
On the MDK boat...
FUCK INTERVIEWERS.
Mr. Trumps, while your perfect for the role you are too ambitious and we are concerned you'd leave us for a better job in 2 years...
Honestly, I have heard it all now.
so your not going to hire someone who prefect for the job ... because he too good and your scare he going to find something better ... huh?
What if in those 2 years, you pulled in the most profits the company has ever seen?
What if, instead of hiring you, the end up going under because they didn't have the profits they needed?
I laughed and said...your loss. They wanted a minimum of 3 years committment from me without me wanting to further my career with them apparently and in the interview I said I was ambitious and that opportunities on the horizon with them I would want a fair crack at.
Other guy was 10 years older, wanted less money and was happy doing this job for sometime....
Morale of the story...DONT HAVE AMBITION
Trumps morale of the story...IF YOU DONT WANT AMBITION DONT HEADHUNT AMBITIOUS PEOPLE.
Did they think the job you were applying for sucked so that you'd jump ship at first chance you get?
On the bandwagon...I'm broke and unemployed despite having a college degree. So the local supermarket brought me in for an interview. I wasn't hired because I was over qualified to stock shelves for 20 hours a week and I'd lose interest in the job and quit and they would have wasted money on training...
bullshit...I'm under qualified in my field because you have to have experience in the field to enter the field...a job in HR must attract the biggest douchebags in the world. (and from my experience they do)
Quote from: T-Bonizzle on July 23, 2012, 06:35:55 PM
Did they think the job you were applying for sucked so that you'd jump ship at first chance you get?
The current company I work for in terms of the UK is worth circa 22-25 million. This company in the UK is doing about 8-9 million. So yes in terms of long term prospects I wouldnt have as many as I have now. So I can KIND OF see their point, however I made this very clear on my first interview when they were after me. I got to the final stage and said the same thing and now its a problem lol.
Quote from: T-Bonizzle on July 23, 2012, 06:35:55 PM
Did they think the job you were applying for sucked so that you'd jump ship at first chance you get?
On the bandwagon...I'm broke and unemployed despite having a college degree. So the local supermarket brought me in for an interview. I wasn't hired because I was over qualified to stock shelves for 20 hours a week and I'd lose interest in the job and quit and they would have wasted money on training...
bullshit...I'm under qualified in my field because you have to have experience in the field to enter the field...a job in HR must attract the biggest douchebags in the world. (and from my experience they do)
Exactly how I felt when I applied and interviewed for a fast food place. Love how experience is needed for everything nowadays, to the point where you almost can't GET experience from someplace lol.
Quote from: Trumpers on July 23, 2012, 12:43:00 PM
On the MDK boat...
FUCK INTERVIEWERS.
Mr. Trumps, while your perfect for the role you are too ambitious and we are concerned you'd leave us for a better job in 2 years...
Honestly, I have heard it all now.
That is utter shit...
Typical though as they seem to love giving excuses. Sometimes I think they might as well just say, "We just went for the other guy. No real reason..."
Got a voicemail from Sheffield last night... Tried to return the call 10 minutes later to no response... I think it's bad news but I just wanna fucking know!
fuck the boyscouts of America.
Exclusion of gays... in 20 fucking 12? Really? Way to be fucking role models!
Wonder what the belt loops for homophobua, bullying and exclusion look like!
Quote from: Drama Queen on July 24, 2012, 11:26:48 PM
fuck the boyscouts of America.
Exclusion of gays... in 20 fucking 12? Really? Way to be fucking role models!
Wonder what the belt loops for homophobua, bullying and exclusion look like!
Didn't a bunch of scoutmasters get in trouble for that not too long ago?
Heres the thing, I fuck with me and Ill ignore you. But Im a married man and Im as overprotective of my wife as I feel I have to be. She's only spoken English 6 years and theres so many creepy guys out there who would jump at the chance to take advantage of a attractive, naivve woman. Couple that with the fact she's Japanese and it seems like once a week some asshole suddenly appears and she's hiding behind me because he develops this instant attraction to her. But today, its not an asshole who has me pissed off, it's a bitch.
Shes practically stalking my wife now. Back in August, we ended our friendship with her. She used to be madly in love with me to the point that she even started efedding (as Jourita Hill). Long story short, she's a literal midget (4' even) and is emotionally delayed somewhere between aged 9-13. Shes a liar and a drama whore and the only reason I invested so much time in her life was because of a stupid fucking promise I made to her mom when i was 9 two weeks before her mom offed herself.
Shes begun to call the house from blocked numbers and proxy numbers to try to talk to my wife. As my wife doesnt speak English as well (actually, its more because shes shy) , I always pick up when telemarketers call so that I can deal with them. Whenever its her, she hangs up right away. I spent the last 3 weeks thinking that telemarketers were afraid of me or just harrassing us.
Now last night, I got a fbook message from her accusing me of keeping my wife from being friends with her. For anyone who knows me irl, they know that Im actually whipped, id do anything to make her happy that I dont make decisions for my wife.
And so, I tried reasonably to talk to (not her real name but ill respect her by refering to her char name) Jourita about it, explaining that I dont keep my wife from talking to her. She started going on and on about how Im not Christian because I dont forgive and forget and move on (shes not Christian) and that if I was, her and I would still be friends.
The convo kept deteriating (her keeping calling me a liar and trying to paint me as a bad guy from stupid shit she did)
Well, Im pissed, Im posting what she did to the world. Unfortunately, I cant bring myself to burning someone to her family so Im keeping it off facebook and posting it here instead. Starting with the second half of the convo (after the stuff about my wife)
TyTy Ricard
Janice, lets look at the facts here.
1) Back 3-4 years ago, you told me, among other things, that you never wanted to speak to me again and told me never to call you. That is why we stopped talking.
2) You threw a temper tantrum at my wedding, made it perfectly clear you werent happy about something by glaring at us and avoiding hugs. I don't care what the issues were there, you should have been able to act as reasonably as anyone else there.
3) You posted on my wedding portrait on facebook something that was completely unacceptable. If you would have posted it somewhere else, it would have been fine but you dont post that one my photographer (who as far as I know has never met you) photo that is my wedding portrait. I had to answer numerous questions concerning that and really, again, it was beyond inappropiate.
4) My wife and my friends got a text from an unknown number explaining how you had tried to kill yourself right after I told you that I was cutting off contact with you. It brought my wife nearly to tears and made Kendra cry. Kendra traced it back to a wedsite and found out that it had been registered and sent from your phone. You denied it but the only way said person could have gotten my wife's newest cell phone number (the one that only 4 people in Flin Flon had at that point) was from you. It was at that point that both Kendra and Akane lost faith in you and trust was completely lost. I did not encourage it either way nor did I attempt to persuade them into doing, saying, or thinking anything.
These are just a few of many examples but these are the biggest.
I dont want to be your friend right now, it has nothing to do with forgiveness or grudges or feelings at all. I see no benefit from having a friendship with you right now, I only see more of this. Everytime we talk to each other, I see you speaking like this. You disregard what I say in order for your own opinion to take precedent. You dont listen because your mind is already made up.
I dont think of you, you dont come across in my day-to-day thoughts. I've put you in my past and put you behind me. When you called last night, I thought you were a telemarketer from Dallas (where the proxy was based) and not once until I got on facebook 3 hours later did I realize it was you.
Its not a grudge or unforgiveness. Ive forgiven both Maryann and Kelley but I would never date them again. Ive forgiven lots of people in my past but that doesnt mean that I will be friends with them. You are forgiven Janice but I don't desire to be friends with you, not now and perhaps not until we've both grown and matured a lot more as people.
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3 hours ago
Jourita
I didn't call you or akane last night. It wasn't me who messaged them it was my sister because we got into a fight (long story). You completely ignore the fact that I got feelings too you know. I am a human being too. But then again you wouldn't know that because you got your head way up in the clouds. But then again you do like to talk about how i made you feel bad right? just to make your self feel good is to tear others down. that to me isn't a christian. The fact that you choose to believe the worse in me isn't exactly encouraging. You just want to prove your self right no matter who it hurts. and why would it bother Akane if she cut me out of her life in the first place? why would it even bother you if you cut me put of your life? If something is in the past then it shouldn't bother you. But then again you just wanted to be hurtful.
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3 hours ago
Jourita
and if you were mature you wouldn't have facebooked me about not wanting to be my friend you would have said it to my face like a mature person would
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3 hours ago
TyTy Ricard
No, I just want nothing more to do without you J. If I could have, I would have talked to you in person but I live 600km, talking face to face with out isnt possible
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3 hours ago
Jourita
just dont pretend to be something youre not. You clearly are not a christian. At least be mature enough to admit that
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3 hours ago
TyTy Ricard
Okay Janice, this little thing has gone on long enough. Goodbye, take your drama elsewhere. Im mature enough to end this conversation now, I should have long ago
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3 hours ago
Jourita
again..you haven't exactly told me what makes you a christian. You seem to want to run away when you called out
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3 hours ago
TyTy Ricard
My not having any desire to talk to you has nothing to do with my relationship with God or my christian walk. Goodbye J
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2 hours ago
Jourita
sure make up another lie. But whatever just dont come around and try and make me feel bad just to make yourself feel better.
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2 hours ago
TyTy Ricard
How about, just shut up with your drama and your pity parties and stop talking. Goodbye
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2 hours ago
Jourita
How about this Stop trying to cut others down just to make yourself feel batter. Grow up already. and stop pretending to be a christian when you clearly are not
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2 hours ago
TyTy Ricard
Goodbye Janice, I stopped listening to you about 3 messages ago.
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2 hours ago
Jourita
whatever you faker
you dont know anything about me
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2 hours ago
TyTy Ricard
As you apparently dont about me.
Goodbye Janice.
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about an hour ago
Jourita
so dont act like you know me. at least im mature enough to say stuff to ppls faces and not hide on facebook
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about an hour ago
TyTy Ricard
Sometimes its not possible to talk to people face to face.
Goodbye
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about an hour ago
Jourita
well at the very least a phone call but not facebook/email cuz thats just low and immature
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40 minutes ago
TyTy Ricard
No matter how its done, it was done.
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39 minutes ago
Jourita
is that your way if trying to justify yourself?
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34 minutes ago
TyTy Ricard
I dont need to justify myself, I had no desire to speak with you 8 months ago. I was angry at what you had done and it would have been more proper to call you or talk in person, but either way, I dont honestly care. Its moot, you got the message and thats all I care about.
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32 minutes ago
Jourita
what is moot? you never honestly cared about anyone but yourself. You never cared about who you hurt in the first place. and yeah so dont act like you dont make mistakes cuz i know you do. you not so perfect
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18 minutes ago
TyTy Ricard
Moot means unimportant/irrelevant when refering to a fact or statement.
Okay, lets apply that same logic back to you shall we. Explain yourself. Why did you act that way at the wedding? Did that take into account either mine or Akane's or my brothers or my parents or her parents or our friends or my families or anyone else in the wedding party you offended. That wasnt just me you offended that day, it was everyone I cared about who invested so much time and energy into making it that day that I had to stop people from asking you to leave the wedding because of your behaviour. In every picture, I still get asked, 'Beautiful wedding... hey, why is that girl look so angry, couldn't she at least fake a smile?' or 'Nice picture... but this girl seems upset. It kinda ruins the pictures'. Or on my wedding day, people were asking me, 'dude, she just cold-shouldered you. Whys she even here?' and I had to comfort my wife on what was supposed to be the happiest day of her life. The only negative that I have of that entire day is seriously the way you acted.
and then to post that on the wedding portrait. This wasn't just some random, good day. This was a day we invested thousands of hours and tens of thousands of dollars into., not just me but my family, friends, and my wife.
You dont even seem to register that I dont care how I come across to you. I was told by someone I trust two weeks before the wedding that inviting you was a mistake but I had enough faith that you wouldnt act like the same childish Janice as you always do that I didnt let it bug me until you did act exactly like this person told me you would. You are the black mark on the best day of my life when, had you put aside whatever was bugging you that day that would cause you to go to someones wedding and glare at them and cold shoulder them when they were doing their duty of giving hugs to everyone in the room.
So yes, I dont care what the reason was that day, I really dont. I do not wish to be friends with someone who act that way until I was 100% sure that they had changed as a person, which, you have given me zero sign that you have through this conversation today.
Sometimes I'm glad that I'm a sad pathetic loser with no friends or social life.........
:(
Jeez Ty, that's a whole lot of fun you're having...
I'm the most chilled person I know, but if someone messes with my gf then I would become substantially less chilled. Nobody has after 3 years though, and this is something everyone should be happy about.
Not as its much consolation TyTy, but I learnt a long time ago to try and well quell any of these online relationship things with people you dont know. Slight tangent, but I will explain.
Many moons ago (something I am comfortable speaking about now) someone posed as someone in my own e-fed for a period of time who was someone I had met ONE time through a meet and greet site (new to the area) and shared an interest in wrestling. This person then went on for the best part of 2 years playing a double life with me, the character in the e-fed which was OOC suppose to be a guy and then the person in real life who I guess just never got removed from the friends list on MSN hotmail lol (my personal email).
I was in a relationship, not a long term one, say circa a few months with someone I had dated before, it didnt end very well and I had never been dumped before, not to try and sound like 'Billy Big Balls', but I have had a habit of being non commital in ANY sort of relationship, in my youth a regular cheater and basically...treated women like shit. Call it my persona, call it something else I hadn't figured out why lol. I had used internet dating now and again moving around as basically a way to have a woman in every port so to speak and would go on regular tears of trying to see how many women I could screw in a week while travelling over the country. Something again, I am not trying to sound Billy Big Balls about and something I am not overly proud about.
I guard my privacy in our game quite closely. I allow some people in, some a little further, but for the most part like to be just known as Ian a guy into wrestling and a few other hobbies to share through EFK. And even with this guarded security, someone found a way through. The TFWF lads can tell you when this all blew up and I was dumped and for the first time I found out what it was like to treat someone badly (LETS CALL IT MY LIGHTBULB MOMENT), I kind of didnt know what to do. I mean...me dumped...was she crazy. It then became apparent that the person in my e-fed was infact this woman I had met and contacted my then ex saying how pleased she was I was single again or something of that nature. In that rocky moment post breakup where one party (ME) looks to see if he can salvage the relationship because his pride his hurt, it came to light this happened.
Although I would meet the person I want to be with the rest of my life about 4 months later when I wasnt looking (the soon to be Mrs Trumps) and got my ultimate revenge when ex tried to get back into the Trumps life and was promptly fucked off and ignored (sweet victory there). It taught me a very important lesson.
Be careful in all aspects of life in this regard. We have a lot of terrific people on this forum and we are lucky, but I will be damned about how many crazies we have had and banned, people that struggled to seperate this from real life and to me Ty, that kind of sounds like you got someone like that there. Someone using things like social media and messaging services and all that horrible jazz is doing it because everything you said there including the phone calls...offers a level of protection. Its easy to be that behind a screen or at the end of the phone and a lot harded to do it in real life. Not that you probably need much in the way of advice, but from personal experience although I changed my number and moved away to pastures new with the now missus, I was still left with this unearthly feeling that MAYBE I should have done more with person who was kind of having a wee Fatal Attraction moment. Luckily, I havent been bothered since and I think probably said person sits there and is slightly ashamed of what they did...heck...when I was trying to win back the ex...I cringe at some of the goofy ways I acted over it. Your case buddy sounds a lot different. Person proper knows you in real life and what not. I think it might be worth having a little word with any local enforcement if you can do. I didnt have something come back and bite my butt...but your case sounds a little more than that and with a more INVOLVED person it's going to be tougher to shake them.
Stay cool, dont let it get to you and have a think about what I said :)
P.S. You mention her real name like 9 times in the post by the looks of it lol
Quote from: jagilki on July 25, 2012, 07:20:26 PM
Sometimes I'm glad that I'm a sad pathetic loser with no friends or social life.........
:(
Hey jag i like you ... were a lot a like
:(
Quote from: Dorling on July 25, 2012, 07:38:24 PM
Jeez Ty, that's a whole lot of fun you're having...
I'm the most chilled person I know, but if someone messes with my gf then I would become substantially less chilled. Nobody has after 3 years though, and this is something everyone should be happy about.
Worst part I didnt even mention, didnt want to really. Back when I was 9 and she was 8, my family tried to adopt her was blocked by the gov'ment since my dad is white. We looked after her until they found a family member to take her in.
So yeah, she used to be really close to me.
@Ian, dude no, I really appreciate that man. I dont know if you know this but I hold you in really high respect. Thank you.
And yeah, I didnt do a very good job blocking her real name eh
Fuck 3 job interviews and 3 rejections... :(
This happened...
and Ian wins.
She sent me an apology email today lol.
It's been my experiencing when dealing with headhunters, when trying to find people to fill positions at my company, that they just try to find the first person that will fill the spot. They dont try to actually determine if they're good for the job, they just want their fee and move on. We've gone through so many losers that interview fine but when it comes down to actually being able to work or be competent, they'd rather be elsewhere.
My company rarely hires directly, instead going through these headhunters to find people, contracting them, then hiring at the end of the contract term. About 1 in 10 people we get are actually good workers and have a work ethic. Rest are slackers and dumbasses, or so braindead that I'm surprised they remember how to breathe.
That's awesome!
FUCK collection agencies, especially the ones that don't have their names available for called ID. My head was killing me so I went and laid down for a little bit. Almost asleep and the phone rings (this gets it's own fuck you because it always seems to happen to me), I look and just see the area code which is the same as my dad's cell. I answer it, and there's this bitch on the other end who tells me that I owe 605 dollars for not making my payments on the gym that closed down two months ago. Told her that the place closed down, and she pretty much accused me of lying. Said that I owed the balance of the contract that I never had, and then actually said "It's in your best interest to pay." Almost told the fucking cunt that it was in her best interest to suck my cock. Seriously, what the fucking fuck? Oh and now my headache is right back. Stupid cunty fucking cunt.
Fuck lazy good for nothing pieces of shit.
So, as I've mentioned since the stores grand opening last week (well technically the day before) I've been running somewhere between 10-18 hour days.
A large part of that is after the grand opening day the third person in the Deli quit. Leaving just two people to man the thing. When they want three shifts. Before I get to the fuck part of this fuck post. HOW did they expect ONLY three people to cover THREE Shifts and still get a day off somewhere? They needed more than three from the start.
Anyways to the Fuck part of this.
I just heard the excuse the person who quit gave for quitting. She was "tired" from the previous day and though the job was just simply "too hard".
AFTER ONE FUCKING DAY? ONE GOD DAMNED FUCKING DAY? LEAVING THE TWO OTHERS TO FUCKING WORK THEIR ASSES OFF TO COVER YOUR FUCKING SHIT?
FUCKING LAZY FUCKING PEOPLE!
At least I get a nice fat overtime check.
SERIOUSLY! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WORK ONE FUCKING DAY AND DECIDE IT'S JUST "too hard" FOR YOU? HOW DO YOU FUCKING SURVIVE IN THE FUCKING WORLD IF THAT'S YOUR FUCKING OUTLOOK?
OH SHIT, BREATHINGS TOO FUCKING HARD FOR ME, MIGHT AS FUCKING WELL DIE!
JESUS CHRIST, IT'S TOO FUCKING HARD FOR ME TO WALK TO THE BATHROOM, HERE LET ME SHIT IN MY FUCKING CHAIR!
JESUS CHRIST FUCKING LAZY FUCKING CUNT.
As most of you have probably noticed I've been MIA for a bit now, even did something I never did in efedding which was no show a TFWF ppv cause I was actually busy as fuck. My progression in my career has been slowly taking off, switched jobs in early may to a photography/design studio where my boss actually gives me creative freedom. Last job I had a boss who knew shit about design over my shoulder constantly and his suggestions used to turn off the clients more times than not, and when my idea was suggested it was approved instantly. Then months came and went when I was only called in about 2 days out of the month, so when the opportunity came to switch jobs, and my boss is one of my oldest friends I jumped ship. Now last month my uncle told me he was offering us the chance to run a huge billboard that he installing which is gonna make my income rise quite a bit, my boss also added an actual printer to the studio so we are slowly becoming a nice print shop/ad agency/photography studio. I've also gotten a girlfriend the past month. So yeah just wanted to rant, and share cause I actually do miss chatting with all of you bastards and add that I do wanna apologize to Ian and the tfwf for my no show but real life decided to kick into high gear for the first time. Hopefully you'll see me around more now if time permits.
Quote from: jagilki on August 09, 2012, 03:17:55 AM
SERIOUSLY! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WORK ONE FUCKING DAY AND DECIDE IT'S JUST "too hard" FOR YOU? HOW DO YOU FUCKING SURVIVE IN THE FUCKING WORLD IF THAT'S YOUR FUCKING OUTLOOK?
OH SHIT, BREATHINGS TOO FUCKING HARD FOR ME, MIGHT AS FUCKING WELL DIE!
JESUS CHRIST, IT'S TOO FUCKING HARD FOR ME TO WALK TO THE BATHROOM, HERE LET ME SHIT IN MY FUCKING CHAIR!
JESUS CHRIST FUCKING LAZY FUCKING CUNT.
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQNPT_Q10P2QyG8t5Dq2XHT0wmk0KpVCRaD_eKj8BymdX9q16P56pmVleHq)
actually I held shift down the whole time.
Well they don't have a photo meme for holdin' the shift key down, so...
Next time you see that person you need to pull out a roll of $100 bills, and go "na-na-n-na here's your fucking money bitch!" while waving them in her face.
So I go in for orientation at my new job. I lost my social security card, okay whatever I'll run down to the office. I run down to the office and ask the lady "hey I need the proof document that'll allow me to work" and she gives me a paper says it's the correct one. I bring it back, and it's the wrong fucking paper. I fucking asked the lady working there for the specific paper I needed and she told me straight to my face she was handing me the right one. I bet she was just too fucking lazy to print out the correct shit. So I had to go back and show someone competent what the first whore gave me, so I could get the correct papers.
I lost a whole fucking day of wages because some stupid bitch couldn't do her job right, so I couldn't do orientation today and do my job.
Lost my camera on the train last night, a run to the lost and found came up empty. (sigh)
I also once lost a camera... but I also lost my calender with it, so I have no idea how long it's been.
Quote from: Alex K on August 09, 2012, 02:48:34 PM
Lost my camera on the train last night, a run to the lost and found came up empty. (sigh)
http://www.stolencamerafinder.com/ (http://www.stolencamerafinder.com/)
Quote from: Alex K on August 09, 2012, 02:48:34 PM
Lost my camera on the train last night, a run to the lost and found came up empty. (sigh)
What was more disappointing losing the camera or running?
Quote from: jagilki on August 09, 2012, 07:59:56 PM
http://www.stolencamerafinder.com/ (http://www.stolencamerafinder.com/)
Thanks, but a search only came up with a photo I posted on Flickr. I'll try it again another time.
Quote from: Trumpers on August 09, 2012, 11:33:01 PM
What was more disappointing losing the camera or running?
By run I mean having to take a train to the end of the line, because the Lost and Found desk doesn't answer their phone, only to find out "Nope, no one's turned anything in."
Thanks, L&F, for letting me take a 45 minute train ride for nothing. So yes Ian, in that sense the running was more disappointing. Actually, I'm mostly bummed because I lost a bunch of pictures I took the other night. The camera I can replace eventually.
Speaking of bummed, today is the last day of summer project. I'm a bit of an emotional wreck at the moment, but I think I'll manage to get through.
FUCK 2 AM - 10 AM shift turning into 2 AM - 12:30 PM thenn 12:45 - 5:30 as I get a phone call that the people working in the deli while I'm off "Can't keep up and they need help."
That doesn't really piss me off. I'll help if I can. What pisses me off is that BOTH of them decide they won't stay over their shifts, they'll just leave.
So.... fuck.
jag... your going to have let management over you know what going on , that they need more people to help you . there a point were you will reach burn out and reach it fast . money good . but you have to worry about your health man.
I think one of the reasons I gotten sick this past week is I pretty much work every day 8 hours a day... and I do the job of two people because my crew is still about a man short , which makes it little harder each day. for your sanity you need help
oh and that shit happen to me yesterday , Night crew just left the gril after over night crew clock in , did not say a word to us , just up and clock out ... we did not know that they left and we were prepping to take over ... find out nobody on the grill and orders are coming in ... we were pissed
I was gonna be nicer about all this, but you know what? Screw Greyhound. 50+ hour bus trip, FIVE HOURS late to LA, and they try to tell me I have to wait til morning for the next bus to Long Beach? No, I'll take that free cab ride to where I need to go, thanks.
Fuck Meningococcal
My friend nearly died from this cunt of a disease. Lost two toes and a bit of his pinky.
More importantly, thank fuck he's okay.
Fuck getting your mouse pointer finger cut in two places which makes it hard to use the mouse and type on the computer.
Quote from: ! JDM The Professional ! on August 15, 2012, 11:08:14 AM
Fuck Meningococcal
My friend nearly died from this cunt of a disease. Lost two toes and a bit of his pinky.
More importantly, thank fuck he's okay.
My brother almost died of Meningococcal Meningitus when he was 2 (i was maybe 6 months old). My parents understand what you went through, I feel for you man
Fuck you old man. I know its been tough on you the last few years but you qre sixty and so worn out from the mines that you can barely walk to your truck every day. I understand that but really, im a trained fighter. I'm a nationally ranked wrestler with great jiujitsu and abive average kuck boxing. I spar with professionals three times a week. You cannot heat me up if you wanted to just bc I'm your youngest son. Our brother who's only got better boxing than me and is limited even then put you in your place when yous scrapped for the same shit.
Even if you could, who gives a shit. Why the Fuck even mention violence around my wife. I will not have her see her husband get threatened. And then to get defensive when called out on your shit? Hey, dude, your 90% white. I dont give shit about this fucking indian culture and mining culture. I'm not some fucking drunk, scrapping squaw like the rest of our family. We fucking have proud, respectable, clean, dignified natives in our family, I refuse to accept that. Mi ni takama et ni tisk agum redgu, you tumisk agalpa bastard.
I moved away from this shit, leave it on the reserves
So, as I stated before, we had a person quit within our first two-three days of being open. This forced two people to cover three shifts and led to a lot of overtime.
Two more got hired, one is working out "ok". Doesn't seem to work as hard as I do, nor as hard as the manager does, but it's something I've found out about myself over the years, when I'm working I work HARD and expect those I work with to work just as HARD as I do, and I've found that less and less people work to my standards.
The other person we hired though has just done shit all.
The last three days (Fri, Sat, Sun) I've done the 2AM - 10AM shift. Said shift includes prepping the breads, Cinnamon Rolls, Cookies, Muffins ETC. along with cooking all the breakfast stuff. We've got several mines in the area and the miners stop by for the breakfast stuff fairly early.
One of our big sellers is a thing the store calls "Bundles". For breakfast it's Egg, Cheese and either Sausage, Bacon, Steak or Ham wrapped up in a pastry dough then smothered in Garlic Butter after cooking.
Anyways, long story short the closing shift (11 Am - 7 PM) is supposed to prepare them for the morning shift. Seeing as how we are selling around 100 or more of them a day it helps a lot.
This morning I get there, dishes still in the sink, NO bundles made, no dough pulled out to make some with.
I go through making everything, while planning how I'm going to chew out the person who didn't DO THEIR FUCKING JOB, when my 7 AM shift person is an hour late, then here comes the 11 AM shift worker, throws her uniform down and says she quits.
And I'm not even the manager. Gah
Fuck the asshole who broke my driver's side window with a rock earlier this morning.
... you do not fuck with a man's car!
FUCK!! fuck the guy who shit in my pants after a long drunk night...... :-p
Quote from: Knuckles on August 27, 2012, 04:00:02 PM
FUCK!! fuck the guy who shit in my pants after a long drunk night...... :-p
Guys I do believe I have been replaced
Lmao
Fuck everything lately...
My friend's sister had a stillborn at 32 weeks and is expected to support her entire family emotionally
A pair of my oldest friends have been trying for a baby for a year and miscarried after 6 weeks
And one of my best friend's mum has died just 3 months before her wedding :(
Quote from: Sgt. Josh Underpants on August 27, 2012, 04:56:11 PM
Guys I do believe I have been replaced
LOL nah, just always wanted to say that....the spot is still your my friend :)
So, your Mom (who happens to be the manager of the Deli) is out of town for the long weekend, going to Denver. So you're supposed to work the 11 AM to 7 PM shift. So, it's payday and you had a big ass party last night.
So, I work 2 AM - 10 AM... So, you call at 10:15 saying your kids are sick and you can't come in.
So, THERE ISN'T ANYBODY ELSE TRAINED ENOUGH TO COVER YOUR FUCKING SHIFT. So, you say that "My Mom said I didn't have to come in."
SO I FUCKING SAY "IT Doesn't FUCKING MATTER, THE STORE MANAGER. YOUR MOMS FUCKING BOSS SAYS YOU COME IN OR YOU GET WRITTEN UP!"
So you say "But my Mom said I don't have to."
So I say fuck it. Store Manager you fucking talk to her.
So I work A 12 hour fucking shift because she never comes in.
So, the District Manager comes in. He finds out what's going on and gets pissed.
Store Manager tells me District Manager is pissed.
So, I say "I don't give a fuck, I'm fucking pissed myself. Fuck this shit."
So I say "Look, I'm not the manager. Why the fuck am I the one worrying about all this shit? Why am I the one worrying more about not getting supplies compleatly ordered, why am I the one worrying about not getting EVERYTHING done. Why am I the one working a shit load of overtime making sure shit gets done, while the Manager hires her fucking daughter, who does jack fucking shit."
Then I show the schedule. The schedule where everybody in the store was supposedly getting hours cut because we are "working too many". Why is Deli Manager and her Daughter still at 40 when everybody else in the deli is cut down to about 32?
What the fuck huh? I tell store manager that deli manager said that "corporate changed the schedule to that." She said "no they didn't."
I'm fucking tired, and I'm fucking pissed.
District Manager basically kicked me out of the store as I was fairly close to a 13 hour shift. He told me to just say fuck it to everything else. Just leave.
So the District manager basically said "go home, you've worked way too much today, we'll deal with all this later. It's not your place to deal with it."
Right?
All of this btw, not to make light of it, reminds me of Mickey Rouke in "The Wrestler". I'm just waiting for Jag to flip his shit like dude in the movie.
So today I'm told, leave right when you're supposed to.
As I clock out.
"Is Nickie here yet?"
"Nope."
"When is she supposed to be here?"
"Now."
"Is she coming?"
"I don't know."
"What are you going to do?"
"Go home, see ya."
Quote from: jagilki on September 01, 2012, 01:50:05 PM
So today I'm told, leave right when you're supposed to.
As I clock out.
"Is Nickie here yet?"
"Nope."
"When is she supposed to be here?"
"Now."
"Is she coming?"
"I don't know."
"What are you going to do?"
"Go home, see ya."
*fist bump*
Quote from: Judge Anger on September 01, 2012, 01:31:55 PM
All of this btw, not to make light of it, reminds me of Mickey Rouke in "The Wrestler". I'm just waiting for Jag to flip his shit like dude in the movie.
Ultimately he'll have a grudge match with Black Death, and it will be ambiguous as to whether he dies during it or not...
Quote from: Russaholic on September 01, 2012, 05:08:25 PM
Ultimately he'll have a grudge match with Black Death, and it will be ambiguous as to whether he dies during it or not...
Russ, are you implying that Black Death sells used cars?
Quote from: JackHondo on September 01, 2012, 10:42:25 PM
Russ, are you implying that Black Death sells used cars?
Used Coffee
Trying to keep my senses...been suspended from work indefinitely for speaking. Not about bullshit mind you but actually giving instruction pertaining to the job. So I'm trying to figure out what to do. Im the main income in my family and I'm looking at my daughter like I've failed her. They will either fire me or reduce my hours and with things I have I can't afford either. Want to cry or jump from a building, everything is failing apart.
Quote from: Arkia Fisk on September 03, 2012, 10:08:38 PM
Trying to keep my senses...been suspended from work indefinitely for speaking. Not about bullshit mind you but actually giving instruction pertaining to the job. So I'm trying to figure out what to do. Im the main income in my family and I'm looking at my daughter like I've failed her. They will either fire me or reduce my hours and with things I have I can't afford either. Want to cry or jump from a building, everything is failing apart.
im sure theres more to this but i surely smell a lawsuit.....
u can always start ur own business? i did
Quote from: Knuckles on September 04, 2012, 12:57:28 AM
im sure theres more to this but i surely smell a lawsuit.....
u can always start ur own business? i did
Well according to them my talking on the clock refrained me from doing my job when at that time all conversation was pertaining to the job and what to do next as far as protocol. I meet with HR sometime this week but they told me to wait and I'll receive a call, something tells me if I hold my breath for that supposed call I'd hurt myself. I'm applying at other places right now but I'm looking into legal help today now that labor day stuff is over.
I'm sorry, but what kind of work requires silence at all times? Including talking ABOUT work?
A librarian?
When your on the floor you're (techincially) supposed to keep conversation down to a minimum (keep eyes open and not your mouth basically) but the thing is one of these two people work there (which I was speaking about the job with) and I guess they are saying because of that conversation (again WORK related) that I wasn't keeping my eye on the lot or doing my job. Confused as shit...
I guess all I can say is at least they pulled this shit AFTER I paid rent...got two-three weeks tops to find something. Lol
pure proof of management securing their jobs before taking care of the workers that justify them. it might make more sense if u were a "problem" employee but i highly doubt ur one of those.
This is my first time having my named written down on ANYTHING negative. That's why it's basically blowing my face off that I'm suspended...I've never been brought upstairs for anything before unless it's to clarify paperwork or otherwise. Just completely blindsided...smh.
UPDATE: after conference with HR it's been decided that I come back to work with reduced hours. Sure, it's great that I'm still employed but I still feel pretty fucking screwed.
Reduced for that week? Or reduced from now on?
Quote from: Arkia Fisk on September 06, 2012, 03:59:17 AM
UPDATE: after conference with HR it's been decided that I come back to work with reduced hours. Sure, it's great that I'm still employed but I still feel pretty fucking screwed.
What kind of job is it?
Reduced for now on...prob won't be as long as they tryna make it sound. It's related to security but I'm the lot guard. I don't do work inside the casino at all. The job is actually a breeze but they make it hard to work here with all the outside bullshit. They are paying me for the pay loss during the suspension so I have that as an upside. I'm so done with working in casinos tho.
Ok, so I've had a sore on the bottom of one of my feet. It's been hurting like hell for a few weeks. I've been bleeding through my sock every day.
I'm afraid of going to Doctors. I'm Type One Diabetic.
So, today I sneak out back and work to put some bandages on it and some Neosporin. One of the Cashiers walks buy as I'm doing so and goes and tells the Manager how bad it is. Manager calls my Mom and they all three basically force me to go to the Doctors.
My foot is highly infected. They X-Rayed to make sure no infection in the Bone. Told me if there was they would cut off my foot right then.
I'm fucking freaked out.
No infection in bone. They cut away on my sore. I've got bandages antibiotics and a whole shitload of shit.
I'm ordered not to go back to work for the rest of the week. I go back to the clinic on Thursday to make sure the infection has stopped spreading.
If it spreads before then, I'm to go imediatly to the clinic and be put in hospital.
Jag my man, I'm praying for you.
^^What he said.
Well, thanks for that. This is the part I didn't really want to post, but somethings just making me be honest.
A large part of the problem has been for the last year or so I've just been saying fuck it to treating my Diabetes right.
When the Doctor asked me why, I guess I just finally felt like being honest, and a large part is that it's just been a real subtle way of commuting suicide.
In the next few days I'm supposed to be being put on some kind of Anti-Depressants and doing something or other with Mental health, I don't know.
In the past few days, the infection has seemed to go down quite a bit. But they look at it again tomorrow to decide if I'm to be hospitalized or if it's to the point just taking Anti-biotics and dressing it will keep it ok.
*gives Jag a big ol' E-hug*
That's scary business. Coming from a family of diabetics, I felt a little lump in my throat when I started reading about the sore on your leg/foot. I legitimately hope you're taking every precaution necessary and focusing first and foremost on killing that infection and getting better.
Also, be wary of any sort of anti-depressants. I'd never tell someone not to take them, but I don't think you need any warnings you haven't heard from others.
Jag, don't let this world make u feel like you don't belong in it. I know you only know me vaguely thru this board but please know that you are loved by your family and your Efed family here as well. I know where you're coming from as far as kinda just letting things go cause its just like 'fuck it' ya know but u gotta keep pushing. I know 'just words through a screen right' but seriously I'm struggling to keep my head in the game worrying about shit. I look at my daughter and honestly think she's better off without my frail ass. But life is ups and downs and for all these downs we will soon see ups man. Just keep taking care of yourself. Praying for u.
I cut 22+ pounds in 3 weeks, miss weight by 3 pounds. My opponent was on weight three weeks ago, he is 15 creaking pounds under weight. I have to weight in again in 14 hours. I haven't eaten in 34 hours or drank anything in 27. I haven't had salts since Sunday or sugars. I've been carb free for three weeks. I freakin hate my life today
Awesome, my provincial health is expired. Awesome, they need to do follow up treatment because of a curvature of my back. Awesome, include that I can't gain medical clearance to compete in future events until its fixed in the voice mail. Yay, just what I needed to hear, thank-you saskhealth
So far at the moment, Dr.s Visits, X-Rays, Blood Work, ETC is up over two grand, and now a full week off work and no Health Insurance.
*note, that ones not really a "fuck" as I do have resources to help.
Jag my man. If you want drug advice for the antidepressants you know where I am.
As for diabetic advice, I can get paperwork and booklets sent over to you gratis if you want some bookets etc.
Fuck NCSoft after the bitch way they shut down City of Heroes. I'll never fucking touch another one of their games ever.
Got a kinda personal one for the list. Fuck the guy who killed my friend yesterday afternoon. The shitbag hit him while he was on a cycle and tried to run from the cops. They caught him, but... Still. :'(
Quote from: Stonewall on September 18, 2012, 01:40:29 PM
Got a kinda personal one for the list. Fuck the guy who killed my friend yesterday afternoon. The shitbag hit him while he was on a cycle and tried to run from the cops. They caught him, but... Still. :'(
Can I repeat this fuck you?
Quote from: Nick Mcintyre on September 18, 2012, 01:42:08 PM
Can I repeat this fuck you?
Oh yeah, and you can also wish him luck in picking up the soap, too.
Quote from: Stonewall on September 18, 2012, 01:51:49 PM
Oh yeah, and you can also wish him luck in picking up the soap, too.
Nah. He deserves the ass raping coming his way.
Dang, man. Sorry for your loss. The world can be a cruel place sometimes.
Homework... I hated you in high school and my scorn for you has not left since. Goes to show me how 'its only a little assignment, should only take a couple hours' turns into 8 hours of work later and still not done and due tomorrow. I guess I should have started it two weeks ago.
Want to say fuck me ... I am a fucking piede of shit and I hate everything I stand for ... I hate where the fuck I am ... I am so fucking tired of my own bullshit
So a Big Fuck Me
Fuck my university...
I struggled through the entire year, had my exams deferred 'cause I had a breakdown and then, in spite of passing ALL the rest of them, I have to miss next year. Why? Because the 'next opportunity' to retake this particular exam is next May.
Why do I have to retake it? Because I fainted before it started and fell down a set of stairs.
i.e. Something that was 100% not my fault means that I have to spend the next year sitting on the sidelines. Fucking fuck.
Quote from: Jennifer on September 24, 2012, 06:01:17 AM
Fuck my university...
I struggled through the entire year, had my exams deferred 'cause I had a breakdown and then, in spite of passing ALL the rest of them, I have to miss next year. Why? Because the 'next opportunity' to retake this particular exam is next May.
Why do I have to retake it? Because I fainted before it started and fell down a set of stairs.
i.e. Something that was 100% not my fault means that I have to spend the next year sitting on the sidelines. Fucking fuck.
fuck them
Lets just have a big fuck fest with the world, each of us going out of our way to wreck one random thing for the sake of, well, fuck them
Those damn refs in the Packers/Seahawks game cost me $150!!!!!
Quote from: JustinP on September 26, 2012, 12:34:20 PM
Those damn refs in the Packers/Seahawks game cost me $150!!!!!
THEYTOOKOURJOBS!!!!
Saw a great picture about that dumb ass call today. Had Brett Favre on it and it said, "What? Interceptions are now Touchdowns? I'm coming back for one more year!"
FUCK JP MORGAN AND CHASE BANK!!
they repo'd my car back in 2005, didnt report it till 2010, and im just getting notice that i owe the irs based on this bullshit now. its been 7 yrs......GET OFF MY ASS!!!!
Just a overall fuck to diseases, just found out another classmate of mine died today, that's 2 in less than 2 months who have passed away, one from cancer and not sure what happened to the other girl. Really too young to be having friends die this way.
Big fuck you to death ( not me )
My best friend lost is father two weeks ago and I was real close to the man . It reminded me of my own dad death . just sent me into a funk that I am just getting out of .
You just want to give a middle finger to death
Disney bought us over here at LucasFilm.
Say what you will about "ZOMG -- new movies," but this could get real ugly for a lot of us, job-wise.
Fuck.
I hope it works out for you. Keep us posted.
So I pressed criminal harrassment charges on mine and my wife's stalker today. I still can't fathom how someone can turn out so crazy
Quote from: GM TyTy on November 02, 2012, 01:47:03 PM
So I pressed criminal harrassment charges on mine and my wife's stalker today. I still can't fathom how someone can turn out so crazy
Well... there goes my weekend plans... :(
Quote from: Fnord on November 02, 2012, 01:54:09 PM
Well... there goes my weekend plans... :(
I +1'd you for that good sir
Fuck my brother in law.
I start this off with the disclaimer that, without him, I wouldn't have my significant other/children.
But seriously, fuck him.
His marriage failed because he spent more time playing X-Box than with his daughter(who was born the same day as my son, coincidentally). So now he stays with me and his sister(the aforementioned significant other and mother of mah kids). He has no driver's license, or vehicle, so its up to me to take him back and forth to work. Which is a 54 mile round trip. When he was giving me gas money, no problem. But the last four paychecks(eight weeks) I've gotten zilch. I'd have no problem with THAT even if he were spending all his money on his kid and bills. But somehow he doesn't have enough money to pay for the things he needs but has managed to pre-order Halo 4.
Reanea, his sister, my SO, asked that he ONLY refrain from getting his daughter on her days off, as she and my son don't get along and fight all the time. And since she works night shifts and gets shit for sleep, she would like her days off to be baby-screaming free. He agreed, and the first week it was all gravy. His ex-wife is a fairly shitty person as well, so literally any time he wants his daughter, he gets her. The past two weeks he has gotten her on Raenea's days off and then can't understand why she is pissed at him.
And to make everything better, he has stated that he is going to have to give us even less assistance money-wise because he wants to have sex with this chick, but can't at her place because her grandparents will hear and be upset, and can't here because she refuses to fuck a dude on his sister's couch. Meanwhile Raenea and I are supplying diapers, wipes, food and pretty much everything for his daughter short of paying for her daycare.
Seriously. Fuck him.
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I don't read this thread very often. When I clicked the "New" button it took me back to page 24, and I have the forums set to maximum posts per page. So I just now saw Jag's post. Bro, you have all my feels. If I were a praying dude, you know they'd all be for you. As it is all I can offer is all t he support I have, and hopefully a few laughs from the random shit I say.
You are legitimately one of my favorite people on the internet.
Love you bro.
Man, this chick has the nerve to say "God loves everyone" after saying elsewhere that people who don't vote for Obama would go to hell. She may or may not have been joking about that, but it's exactly the kind of thing that pisses me off.
I apologize to my non-Christian friends for this kind of nonsense.
Quote from: Alex K on November 07, 2012, 02:44:55 AM
Man, this chick has the nerve to say "God loves everyone" after saying elsewhere that people who don't vote for Obama would go to hell. She may or may not have been joking about that, but it's exactly the kind of thing that pisses me off.
I apologize to my non-Christian friends for this kind of nonsense.
Honestly,most of the Christians I know are good people. The ones I know personally anyway. I chalk this up to me having been a Christian in the past and therefore they know me on a personal level as well for some of them. But I never feel like I get a sense of them trying to push their religion on me.
The "Christians" that I see on TV all the time, don't even come across as Christians to me. Its supposed to be a religion of love for everyone, and tolerance. But when I see things like Westboro Baptist it makes me sick.
tl,dr: I judge Christians on a case-by-case basis and you should not feel the need to apologize for the others that give your religion a bad name.
1) Kick that dude to the curb, Stones. I've seen it 1,000 times, the dude's a deadbeat looking for a free ride. I know it'd be hard and all, seeing as if he's family with no other place to go. But if he's forced into a situation where he'd sink or swim, maybe he'd learn some responsibility. Eww, I just used the R word.
2. I'll say this once, because even though I'm a deeply religious man, I don't like to talk religion unless someone asks me something specifically. But a true Christian doesn't preach hate. Never. We're supposed to love everyone as we would love ourselves. "Hate the sin, love the sinner", as I've always heard it. I hate that there are those out there who give the rest of us a bad name, but such is life. I'm glad there's people out there like you Stones, who don't let one or two bad apples ruin the bushel.
Quote from: JackHondo on November 08, 2012, 12:14:20 PMI'm glad there's people out there like you Stones, who don't let one or two bad apples ruin the bushel.
It's not even that so much. Like I mentioned, I used to be religious. I would go to church every Sunday morning and evening, as well as the Wednesday services. I went to Mexico twice on mission trips with my church, and was invited to go to Germany for a mission trip as well. The people I interacted with those years were good people, and it was from them that I learned what being a good person was. What tolerance was. When my sister came out of the closet, not a single one of the people at my church had a negative thing to say to or about her. Most commended her for being brave enough to tell them(considering the strereotypical religious reaction to such knowledge) and told her to never feel like God loved her any less.
To me, THOSE are Christians. People who truly and honestly love.
Just a tangent I suppose.
Welp after a good 2 year run, my car stereo died on my, gonna be riding around with my ghetto stereo for awhile til I can get money for a new one. Ghetto stereo=my ipod strapped to my head with a bandana
Oh no! Not the Stereo!
Quote from: jagilki on November 12, 2012, 03:12:59 PM
Oh no! Not the Stereo!
hey now how am I supposed to roll up on a fool and let him know I am the baddest mofo on the block without my alpines bumpin
Quote from: Sgt. Josh Underpants on November 12, 2012, 03:15:18 PM
hey now how am I supposed to roll up on a fool and let him know I am the baddest mofo on the block without my alpines bumpin
Get a fat guy to beatbox in the back seat?
cost too much, i'd have to feed him and the the gas mileage drop from the extra weight just wouldn't be worth it
Quote from: Sgt. Josh Underpants on November 12, 2012, 03:15:18 PM
hey now how am I supposed to roll up on a fool and let him know I am the baddest mofo on the block without my alpines bumpin
do you have a low rider
only when the fat guy gets in the car
Quote from: Sgt. Josh Underpants on November 12, 2012, 04:14:49 PM
only when the fat guy gets in the car
+1
I literally laughed out loud.
Fuck laying in bed for a week +. This shit sucks
Hope you're feeling better soon mate
Hope everything turns out a-ok in the end for you Judge.
Feel better Judge.
In conjunction with my awesome list post, I had the best weekend ever until my girlfriend decided to steal my spotlight by dumping me.
Quote from: Doug E Fresh on November 26, 2012, 02:27:55 PM
Feel better Judge.
In conjunction with my awesome list post, I had the best weekend ever until my girlfriend decided to steal my spotlight by dumping me.
so wat ur saying is that ur single and on the rebound? ;) lol jk
mine did back in june, 6 yrs wasted all cuz she felt that she needed to "find herself" and it ended up in the bed of some inbred redneck.....
fuck these bitches
FUCK!!
i dont understand women. y is it that i can get a girls number (whether they give it to me willingly or they offer it to me) but they dont wanna go out with me? wats the point? wats the whole purpose of giving out a number if ur not interested? y bother?
if i ask for ur number, it means im interested, if u give it to me, it tells me u r too. so then y do they tell me they rnt interested after they give it to me? it makes no damn sense but then i guess women usually dont make much sense anyways. if ur not interested in me, then dont gimme ur number. duh rite? *sigh*
They probably notice your bad gramer, bad puncuation and using "text-talk" instead of regular writing like "y" instead of "Why". 8)
You don't have Benoit as an avatar outside of here do you, like as your Facebook profile picture or anything? Just saying, that kind of thing can be taken out of context. 8)
Fnord: don't mind some competition for being the least helpful cnunt in this thread do you? :)
Well to be fair. Knuckles is asking for help getting women, not Midas.
Quote from: Fnord on November 29, 2012, 01:51:49 PM
They probably notice your bad gramer, bad puncuation and using "text-talk" instead of regular writing like "y" instead of "Why". 8)
This sounds a lot like one of my Facebook rants about Textspeak and bad grammar. :)
wow....appreciate the help?
:/ how i type is short hand. if u read any of my RP's, then ud no that how i type now is optional. how i type and how i TALK r different.....
/forehead
How often do you shower?
So you don't talk in Textspeak?
twice a day....(shower)
Any abnormal features? Three eyes? Triple D Moobs? Penis shaped nose?
You'd think the ladies would be into a penis-shaped nose...
.......
..................................
Quote from: jagilki on November 29, 2012, 09:38:17 PM
Any abnormal features? Three eyes? Triple D Moobs? Penis shaped nose?
really dude? *sigh*
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=299735343467479&set=pb.218989281542086.-2207520000.1354289126&type=3&theater (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=299735343467479&set=pb.218989281542086.-2207520000.1354289126&type=3&theater)
im the guy in white on the left........
That picture's too small to pull out any distinguishing factors.
HA u said pull out :p
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=298051656969181&set=pb.218989281542086.-2207520000.1354291328&type=3&theater (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=298051656969181&set=pb.218989281542086.-2207520000.1354291328&type=3&theater)
better?
I was kidding.......
but judging from the second picture, it might be that you appear to only be 2 inches tall.
You wear white too much.
He's a Chef.
Have you eaten his cooking?
Hell no.
Then how do you know he is a chef?
Because he's stated so?
To be fair I only just learned Knuckles was a bloke when the pictures went up so this is all news to me.
Quote from: Rob on December 02, 2012, 03:40:35 PM
To be fair I only just learned Knuckles was a bloke when the pictures went up so this is all news to me.
id say the same for u but i still have no proof.... :p
anyways, yes im a chef. my 2 college degrees and 15 yrs exp say so.
Quote from: Knuckles on December 02, 2012, 04:32:59 PM
id say the same for u but i still have no proof.... :p
anyways, yes im a chef. my 2 college degrees and 15 yrs exp say so.
I have three college degrees and sixteen years experience as the President of the United States.
Quote from: Fnord on December 02, 2012, 05:59:47 PM
I have three college degrees and sixteen years experience as the President of the United States.
in imagination land? wheres king friday? :p
Oh, I mean I'm the Queen of England. Here my picture.
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.switched.com/media/2010/07/crystal84284glasses.jpg (http://www.blogcdn.com/www.switched.com/media/2010/07/crystal84284glasses.jpg)
O_o
This thread has taken a turn for the worse. Which is saying a lot about a thread called the "F" thread...
I blame fnord
Fuck the fact that my company (the one I work for) can't pay a debt to an early years company so we can give our kids the BASICS such as PAPER to draw on and paint, but we can fork out for the management to have new OFFICE FURNITURE.
Jesus someone needs to get their priorities straight.
where is this ^^ at? that sounds absolutely jacked....
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKing fridge has packed in 3 weeks away from Xmas and I've just had to dish out about £240 for a new one. I can't afford to buy anyone presents this year now, totally fucked my Xmas up.
Not only that but I've got a fridge full of food that's going to waste, fortunately covered on home insurance, but we're not getting a new fridge until Sunday now... It'll be just over 2 weeks away from Xmas until we get a working fridge! Until then we're having to resort to putting milk and stuff in the porch where at least it's cold enough to keep good (I hope!)
Quote from: Knuckles on November 29, 2012, 01:38:13 PM
FUCK!!
i dont understand women. y is it that i can get a girls number (whether they give it to me willingly or they offer it to me) but they dont wanna go out with me? wats the point? wats the whole purpose of giving out a number if ur not interested? y bother?
if i ask for ur number, it means im interested, if u give it to me, it tells me u r too. so then y do they tell me they rnt interested after they give it to me? it makes no damn sense but then i guess women usually dont make much sense anyways. if ur not interested in me, then dont gimme ur number. duh rite? *sigh*
Maybe they just wanted to be friends in the first place?
Or maybe your game suggested that that's what YOU wanted?
Quote from: Rob on December 03, 2012, 04:49:56 PM
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKing fridge has packed in 3 weeks away from Xmas and I've just had to dish out about £240 for a new one. I can't afford to buy anyone presents this year now, totally fucked my Xmas up
Make them something.
Write a poem for your mom. Put a photo album together of you and your dad. Rub AlexK's tummy. Means a lot more than buying them something, trust me.
Funny you say that actually, I made a photo album for my Dad for his birthday! But yeah, you're right, I'm going to have to do more gifts from the heart rather than "here's something that cost a lot".
I'm kinda lucky that my close friends and I do a secret santa deal so we don't have to buy something for everyone.
Fucking hell I'm stuck at home for another 3 weeks or so until January and I have to have another surgery.
Fucking bullshit.
Quote from: Judge on December 04, 2012, 10:18:13 AM
Fucking hell I'm stuck at home for another 3 weeks or so until January and I have to have another surgery.
Fucking bullshit.
Bad deal bro. Best wishes to ya.
Quote from: Marq on December 03, 2012, 04:52:35 PM
Make them something.
Write a poem for your mom. Put a photo album together of you and your dad. Rub AlexK's tummy. Means a lot more than buying them something, trust me.
For good luck, I presume?
Fuck inner ear infections and the fact the NHS won't treat you for one for the first 4 days because they "tend to fix themselves".
I'm in pain :( Work have sent me home early cos this damn infection is making me feel like shit.
Is the NHS normally like that? Like my broken arm won't fix itself in 4 days.
I have no idea. Apparently research has shown that the natural antibodies in your body can fight it off too.
Needless to say, considering it making me feel so horrible, I went back yesterday and got medication. I was told my ear was very swollen inside and my ear drum was bulging due to the pressure.
The Joust is gone!?
sounds like theyre trying anything to keep from spending the money to give u meds. cheap bastards
Its 11.51am on the day AFTER pay day and I still have no wages.
Text my manager (I'm on a study day) and she told me "we've not been told it won't be going in, so give it until lunchtime".
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN MY FUCKING ACCOUNT YESTERDAY.
is your company in financial trouble ?
Expensive trips to the docs. I needed some medication for something I'm suffering with right now (thats £15 off the bat), but my 2 repeat prescriptions had laxed too due to my becoming a non dispensing patient after they opened a pharmacy in my village.
So I had to get those sorted while I was on at the drs too. Pharmacy just raped my bank account of just over £30.
So much for the NHS being free, eh?
That's cheap for a prescription with no insurance here.
My Insulin costs me about 90 dollars a vial. I use two types. I go through about 3-4 vials a month.
One of my Moms pills she has to take is about 250 a bottle.
NHS isn't free. We all pay our taxes in order for the NHS to appear free... But it isn't free. Neither is medication. And if you want anything done you have to either be dying or on a waiting list which are usually very fucking long
So pretty much just like waiting in an ER here.
Quote from: Judge on December 18, 2012, 08:18:49 AM
So pretty much just like waiting in an ER here.
oh man ... that suck so fucking much
Girlfriend who I was moving in with and going on holidays with just broke up with me via text because of something that happened before we were in a serious relationship (me saying a chick was hot and linking my mate her profile). I gave her my Facebook password as a sign of commitment and trust, how it backfired and ruined the greatest thing in my life. All this while my dad is pretty much on suicide watch.
All I can say is fuck this year, fuck Christmas, fuck 2012, fuck everything.
Quote from: ! JDM The Professional ! on December 19, 2012, 12:26:46 AM
Girlfriend who I was moving in with and going on holidays with just broke up with me via text because of something that happened before we were in a serious relationship (me saying a chick was hot and linking my mate her profile). I gave her my Facebook password as a sign of commitment and trust, how it backfired and ruined the greatest thing in my life. All this while my dad is pretty much on suicide watch.
All I can say is fuck this year, fuck Christmas, fuck 2012, fuck everything.
Your girlfriend broke up with you because you said that a girl was hot one time?
I know it sucks now mate and my thoughts are with you, but if that is classed as a reason to end a relationship...what is wrong with the world?
Shes got trust issues, I've done nothing but try and build trust with her, then she sees this stuff from months ago before we were very serious. It's ruined her trust for me. I'm just so sad, I really love her. I can only hope she comes around
Trust is one issue, but this? This is just lack of logic.
You're never allowed to say that any girl is attractive? My girlfriend and I do it all the time. We'll be watching something on TV with attractive people in, male or female, and we'll say stuff like 'these people are clearly far too fat/ugly to be on TV,' or she may even point out that some women are hot to me. Hell, I know what her dream man would look like and I share with them hair colour and beard, that's mostly it.
She sounds very insecure mate. Hope it all goes well.
That she is.. I just hate hurting her like I've done with this. No matter the scale of what I've done, I love her so much and hurting her is worse than losing her.
Quote from: ! JDM The Professional ! on December 19, 2012, 07:01:03 AM
That she is.. I just hate hurting her like I've done with this. No matter the scale of what I've done, I love her so much and hurting her is worse than losing her.
You can't blame yourself for anything mate, you've done nothing wrong. You need a more positive attitude to sort this out! You said something to a friend before you were going out with her. I imagine you've probably kissed or held hands with other girls in the past too. This is her issue, not yours.
I agree with Dorling , I think it better to end this now. I understand you care for her , but if she can not trust you... if she goes ape shit over something as small as you finding someone else attracted and it was not even when you two were in a serious relationship at the time of this offence . It her issue and it not going to get better. It something she has to work on , you did nothing wrong.
You love her... but you have let sort out her own issues ... if she comes around good ... if not move on , life to short
Quote from: ! JDM The Professional ! on December 19, 2012, 06:27:12 AM
Shes got trust issues, I've done nothing but try and build trust with her, then she sees this stuff from months ago before we were very serious. It's ruined her trust for me. I'm just so sad, I really love her. I can only hope she comes around
In all honestly, if she breaks up with you over something like that, I'm not sure you would want a long-term relationship with her anyways. Sounds like you would have to walk on egg shells the entire relationship.
I told her I wouldn't accept a break up over text and that if that's what she wants then I'll accept it if it's done face to face and I pretty much was told to fuck myself. anywho, she must have calmed down because she texted me last night asking if we could reschedule meeting up (she originally asked to see me last night before she broke up with me via text) so now I'll be seeing her tonight hopefully. I honestly hope we can work around it and that we can work through and work on her trust issues. That's if she even wants to get back with me and this isn't the final goodbye as I requested. Either way, I've already lost the one I love so in reality it's nothing to lose and all to gain.
Hear hear mate, sounds like a good thing to at least try. Hope it turns out okay.
Quote from: Jennifer on December 19, 2012, 10:50:58 PM
Hear hear mate, sounds like a good thing to at least try. Hope it turns out okay.
Cheers Jen, I'll keep you guys updated
Best thing to do is talk it over and hope for the best.
It's over. I'm fucking devastated. The goodbye hug was probably the hardest thing I've ever had to walk away from. I cried my eyes out... I just wish I didn't hurt her. I love her so much...
I know you're hurting, Jordan. You're young, and you cared a lot about the girl. There's nothing I or anyone can say that's going to take that pain away.
But just know this. I've been there before, brother. And I'm sure these other fellas (and ladies) have been through it too. I've been in the relationship where I wanted to hold it together when the other person didn't want to reciprocate. And it sucked. It sucked HARD. But you know, it made me a better man. These little curveballs that life throws you, BE THANKFUL for them. Because they toughen you up and make you a man.
And I don't want to sound harsh to this young lady, since you still carry a torch for her and all, but she sounds a little on the high maintenance side. Sure, you're happy with her right now. But what happens in a few years if her jealousy goes unchecked? It's going to get miserable in your relationship. You don't want to deal with that, my friend.
And someday, you're going to find the REAL girl of your dreams, who is going to be perfect in every way, and you'll KNOW how to deal with the feelings and emotions that come along with it.
It's going to hurt for now, no getting around it. So go ahead and have yourself a good cry. Listen to some breakup music. Pig out on junk food. Take the time to mourn the passing of something that was important to you. You have every right to be sad right now. But know this, and take it from a grizzled veteran of the dating wars, it's going to get better. It will. Trust me on this.
Quote from: JackHondo on December 20, 2012, 07:52:42 AM
I know you're hurting, Jordan. You're young, and you cared a lot about the girl. There's nothing I or anyone can say that's going to take that pain away.
But just know this. I've been there before, brother. And I'm sure these other fellas (and ladies) have been through it too. I've been in the relationship where I wanted to hold it together when the other person didn't want to reciprocate. And it sucked. It sucked HARD. But you know, it made me a better man. These little curveballs that life throws you, BE THANKFUL for them. Because they toughen you up and make you a man.
And I don't want to sound harsh to this young lady, since you still carry a torch for her and all, but she sounds a little on the high maintenance side. Sure, you're happy with her right now. But what happens in a few years if her jealousy goes unchecked? It's going to get miserable in your relationship. You don't want to deal with that, my friend.
And someday, you're going to find the REAL girl of your dreams, who is going to be perfect in every way, and you'll KNOW how to deal with the feelings and emotions that come along with it.
It's going to hurt for now, no getting around it. So go ahead and have yourself a good cry. Listen to some breakup music. Pig out on junk food. Take the time to mourn the passing of something that was important to you. You have every right to be sad right now. But know this, and take it from a grizzled veteran of the dating wars, it's going to get better. It will. Trust me on this.
Good advice from Hondo.
Once you're done recovering, invest in a good set of sparring gloves and fill an old duffel bag with clothes, and wail away! Let that bag have it! It's saved me from many of bad decisions.
Quote from: JackHondo on December 20, 2012, 07:52:42 AM
I know you're hurting, Jordan. You're young, and you cared a lot about the girl. There's nothing I or anyone can say that's going to take that pain away.
But just know this. I've been there before, brother. And I'm sure these other fellas (and ladies) have been through it too. I've been in the relationship where I wanted to hold it together when the other person didn't want to reciprocate. And it sucked. It sucked HARD. But you know, it made me a better man. These little curveballs that life throws you, BE THANKFUL for them. Because they toughen you up and make you a man.
And I don't want to sound harsh to this young lady, since you still carry a torch for her and all, but she sounds a little on the high maintenance side. Sure, you're happy with her right now. But what happens in a few years if her jealousy goes unchecked? It's going to get miserable in your relationship. You don't want to deal with that, my friend.
And someday, you're going to find the REAL girl of your dreams, who is going to be perfect in every way, and you'll KNOW how to deal with the feelings and emotions that come along with it.
It's going to hurt for now, no getting around it. So go ahead and have yourself a good cry. Listen to some breakup music. Pig out on junk food. Take the time to mourn the passing of something that was important to you. You have every right to be sad right now. But know this, and take it from a grizzled veteran of the dating wars, it's going to get better. It will. Trust me on this.
Listen to Uncle Josh, Jordan, he speaks a lot of sense!
Don't beat yourself up here Jordan you've done nothing wrong. She owes you an apology, not the other way round. Maybe one day someone will point out her illogical stance on your relationship or maybe she'll figure it out for herself one way or another, but for now you're a young guy and there are plenty of lovely ladies out there that would be lucky to be in a relationship with someone as obviously caring and as sensitive as you are!
Hondo, thanks for the wise words man. I know she still loves me, and I'm going to send her one last text today or tomorrow, that'll be it. If it's meant to me, it'll be. Grieving will be hard, but I'll get through it. Alcohol and junk food will ensure this. Worst thing is is I'm now vegetarian so no big steaks for me! (steak is/was my favorite food)
I honestly love this community. We are always here for eachother. Thank you all for your support, you don't know what it means to me.
-ninja edit- thanks rob as well!!
When my 3 year relationship ended a few years ago, I drank a shitload of rum and then lifted weights until I threw up before spending 2 days in bed refusing to talk to anybody.
Don't do that.
I just plan to drink, eat lots of fries and hope being with family will help cure my sadness over the festive few days coming up.. I won't lie though, it'll be hard to find them festive without her.
Quote from: Dorling on December 20, 2012, 09:27:42 AM
When my 3 year relationship ended a few years ago, I drank a shitload of rum and then lifted weights until I threw up before spending 2 days in bed refusing to talk to anybody.
I do this when a 3 month relationship ends let alone a 3 year one.
And I concur. Don't do it.
Some twat is trying to screw my brother out of money by claiming he reversed into his car.
Funny thing is, the guy can't tell him the exact day or time it happened, can't produce any witnesses who can give more detail than "a 4x4" and won't let my brother see the damange to the car itself.
Fucking knobs out there.
Just got trashed at the gym sparring with king of the cage middleweight and welterweight champ. So sore, nose maybe broke. feel so outclassed
Quote from: HarmonyFTW on December 20, 2012, 02:34:29 PM
Some twat is trying to screw my brother out of money by claiming he reversed into his car.
Funny thing is, the guy can't tell him the exact day or time it happened, can't produce any witnesses who can give more detail than "a 4x4" and won't let my brother see the damange to the car itself.
Fucking knobs out there.
I just happened to drive past (purposely went that way) where this guy says my brother hit his car last night and found the car in question. Yes, there's damage but its too low for my brother's truck to have caused it.
Wrote a paper for my addictions class. Finished it, realized it was 9 pages long. Dammit, was only supposed to be 5 pages long. Trimmed a bit, it became 7 1/2 pages. Texted my instructor to ask him if he minded if I handed in something a bit longer than he wanted (some teachers are anal about it). He texted back:
"No worry, other instructors warned me. Shocked its only 2 pages longer. Hand me 1 thats 11 pages too long like you did to Bev and Ill just give you full marks"
Dammit, Ive got rep. ive become THAT guy, the over achiever. DAMMIT!
Fucking snow.
Heh.
I'm sick of it now. Its fine for a couple of days, but its been just over a week now. Fed up of it.
I live in Northen Canada, its been 3 months of it. No worries, you'll get used to it
You get it alot more than we do tho. Last time we had snow like this, was about a year and 3 months ago.
Right now, with the wind chill, its lower than -40 degrees (celcius and farenheit) here.
I've got tonsillitis again >:(
so I go to the repair shop to pick up the laptop ... guy like sorry , your hard drive had gone bad ... Laptop can not be repair... don't have any spare and cost to order the new drive , you can buy yourself another laptop... sliver lining , he did not charge my for the diagnosis
yeah ... so my new laptop is dead ... I am to blame because all I had to do was turn the fucking thing off when I went home ... I am a fucking dumb ass fool.
Fuck fuck fuck
My grandfather died late last evening. No warning, was just found lying on the floor. Fuck.
Oh jeez Judge I'm so sorry!
Quote from: Judge on January 31, 2013, 07:08:48 AM
My grandfather died late last evening. No warning, was just found lying on the floor. Fuck.
So sorry, Judge. You and your family are in my thoughts and prayers.
I owe $1300 in taxes. How is that even possible?
...... I get 1300 back?
Coinkydink?
Do you have any dependents? What kind of credits are you getting?
other part of the question State? or Federal?
It's a combination of both. I do have one dependent, and the $1000 credit/deduction is there. We had a significant increase in salary between my wife and I this year which upped us to a higher bracket, I believe.
You rich folks gotta pay! >:(
Quote from: Fnord on February 06, 2013, 11:10:01 AM
You rich folks gotta pay! >:(
Apparently, the word "rich" is defined very loosely. Anyway, didn't mean to come off as an ungrateful and whiny SOB... OK, yes, yes I did. Fark taxes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8DPRSJXfu8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8DPRSJXfu8#ws)
Hope this fits in the section
Quote from: Johnny Rebel on February 06, 2013, 11:07:30 AM
It's a combination of both. I do have one dependent, and the $1000 credit/deduction is there. We had a significant increase in salary between my wife and I this year which upped us to a higher bracket, I believe.
Mortgage interest, student loan interest, property tax credit, any of that stuff you get?
wyoming, no state taxes and you can even claim your license plates.
This job search I'm on has been akin to banging my head up against a brick wall repeatedly. Fuck.
The fucked up neck I woke up with YESTERDAY morning that was 10 times worse this morning.
Moving hurts :(
I had to lay off my best employee today because of seniority. The lowest performing person got to stay.
Quote from: JustinP on February 12, 2013, 03:48:56 PM
I had to lay off my best employee today because of seniority. The lowest performing person got to stay.
Ugh I hate bullshit like that.
Fuck me running. I just remembered that my Final Fantasy Mafia(with 30+ roles almost all completely fleshed out) was on my other computer which has been rendered into a brick, and that now I've gotta start over from the beginning on that mess...
I think I might just make a different one.
Starting with a cold, ugh.
That cold I was starting with?
Yeah, its now taking a grip of my whole head.
Triple post, hell yeah.
My brother is in the hospital after what seems like 2 seizures overnight. He's had a CT scan and it seems clear, so they don't know what's caused them yet.
We should just rename this "The Harmony Thread".
Fuck VIRAL tonsillitis that makes swallowing so incredibly painful but because its viral they can't give me meds for it.
:(
I will kick you in the knee so you can forget about the pain in your throat.....
Justin, I don't need you to kick my knees to make them hurt :(
And I've been back to the walk in centre after feeling 10 times worse. Viral has now become bacterial and I have medication thank god.
Hope you feel better!
Got passed up for a promotion because I can't drive. Which has no relevance to what I do, but because I can't drive that means I can't travel to say Manchester in case they need a visual merchandiser. Not like me going by train would be cheaper for the fucking company or anything you absolute cunts. And besides, I work in a shop... On minimum wage, taking any and all hours I possibly can including 12 hour night shifts, 60 hour weeks and apparently I am unreliable and inflexible, well fuck you, lets see how inflexible I am when I go and get a better fucking job you classless dipshit.
Yea you tell em!
But only after you get a new job lined up and locked in first.
Fuck that. Don't wait. Just go to work, flip everybody off and have a surly look on your face.
That will show them.
I have the perfect way for you to quit (I've thought about this a million times if I won the lottery). When you get ready to do it let me know.
Lol yea... I need a new job first
Less than 3 weeks before my next fight, Im on weight, im ready, im almost peaking and of course, my back is acting up. Nothing major, just means I have take it easy. im 2 wins from pro, I dont have time to take it easy lol
FUCK EFK FOR GIFS NOT WORKING IN AVATARS
...
Carry on
Fuck the price of medicine. $40 for fucking eye drops? $120 for a ten-day prescription of anti-biotics! Good thing I love my kids man.
No kidding man. Eye and ear drops are more expensive than Barney Green's grocery bill.
2 Barney Green jokes in a day Hondo... Is there something on your mind?
Just received a call that my co-worker passed away this morning. She was like a grandmother to me and was there for me through all the bad shit that's happened since I started working there. Our whole store is in shock right now and I just can't stand being in that place right now
Sorry to hear that Josh.
http://www.lolwrestling.com/images/00000000852.gif (http://www.lolwrestling.com/images/00000000852.gif)
Not directed at anyone
I can't tell who that is in the GIF. What incident is that?
That's the Undertaker during his "Red Devil" gimmick.
It *might* have been one of the Raw/Smackdown drafts he was reacting to. Not 100% on that.
Confirmed with a little help from Google
Undertaker drafted to Raw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9SblJ2FZdI#)
Since high school, Ive been losing my memories of the horror of school pretty quickly. One of my classmates passed away cliff jumping today, Im sad but I barely remember him. We were in a lot of classes together and played on a few different teams together. Fuck, this six
Its pay day and there's currently £1.66 in my bank account. Why?
Because my company are a bunch of cunts.
Fuck working for a company that has no grasp on fucking reality.
I'm not going to ask someone who's buying a sympathy card to buy a cancer charity pen.
Fuck my teeth.
No, thats not an offer. Went for a check up during my week off and have had to have THREE subsequent visits for fillings to be done. I look after my teeth too, so frustrated doesn't even cover it. Luckily I'm on NHS so I've only paid £49 but even still.
Fuck this 22 hour drive back from Mexico .... 8 people in a van and some of them have diarrhea >.>
pancho you know you can be arrest for that shit ... keep it on the down low ... lol
(sorry man , it was to good to pass up)
That's what he gets for smuggling Mexicans across the boarder.
Quote from: Black Death on August 05, 2013, 12:13:26 AM
pancho you know you can be arrest for that shit ... keep it on the down low ... lol
(sorry man , it was to good to pass up)
Subtle.
Quote from: T-Dependence on August 05, 2013, 12:58:41 AM
That's what he gets for smuggling Mexicans across the boarder.
Not so subtle.
Fuck kidney stones which subsquently fucked up my working week.
Quote from: Trumpers on August 05, 2013, 12:27:31 PM
Fuck kidney stones which subsquently fucked up my working week.
Ouch.
Quote from: Trumpers on August 05, 2013, 12:27:31 PM
Fuck kidney stones which subsquently fucked up my working week.
Operation or did you pass them?
Well......
finding out my works insurance is complete bullshit as they refuse to pay any of my medical bills was "fun"
However... Good news. They will pay 4,000 on my ICU bill.
Bad news?
That only leaves my ICU bill at 100,000 dollars......
WTF?
Sorry for being all drama about this, but I'm honestly kind of just wishing they'd of let me die right now.
Quote from: jagilki on September 14, 2013, 06:15:29 AM
Well......
finding out my works insurance is complete bullshit as they refuse to pay any of my medical bills was "fun"
However... Good news. They will pay 4,000 on my ICU bill.
Bad news?
That only leaves my ICU bill at 100,000 dollars......
WTF?
Sorry for being all drama about this, but I'm honestly kind of just wishing they'd of let me die right now.
look at the bright side ... least you have insurance
there day made
no, actually I don't any longer.
2014 can't get here fast enough. They can't do that starting January 1st.
Not that it helps you now though.
So fuck upper respiratory chest infections and the ones who are irresponsible enough to send their child to a house with two children and get the other two infected.
Hope they get well.
Quote from: jagilki on September 14, 2013, 06:15:29 AM
Well......
finding out my works insurance is complete bullshit as they refuse to pay any of my medical bills was "fun"
However... Good news. They will pay 4,000 on my ICU bill.
Bad news?
That only leaves my ICU bill at 100,000 dollars......
WTF?
Sorry for being all drama about this, but I'm honestly kind of just wishing they'd of let me die right now.
Holy crap, that's awful, man.
Fuck the idiot that said to me at work today "I really don't want to be here today"
Like I fucking want to be at work on my birthday!
Just to think. Your Mom was working pretty hard nine months before you were born.
Fuck everything going on in Kenya right now. Scary shit.
My brother, his wife, my nephew and my niece are all living in Nairobi at the moment and this shopping centre is the one they usually shop at. Just down the road...
Quote from: Rob on September 22, 2013, 04:28:58 AM
Fuck everything going on in Kenya right now. Scary shit.
My brother, his wife, my nephew and my niece are all living in Nairobi at the moment and this shopping centre is the one they usually shop at. Just down the road...
Fucking Islamic terrorists. Saw this on the news this morning, a few Canadians killed as well. Ugh.
I've had a crap ton of pain in my mouth the last few days, finally went to the dentist today. Got a root canal. I have even more work coming up when some paperwork gets taken care of.
Allergies have been killing me for the past week. I hate it when it gets windy.
/me sighs
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America's healthcare system is literally so ridiculous. I don't understand why anyone (aside from the hospital owners) wouldn't back state-funded healthcare...
Quote from: Russ on October 10, 2013, 08:11:06 PM
America's healthcare system is literally so ridiculous. I don't understand why anyone (aside from the hospital owners) wouldn't back state-funded healthcare...
Quote from: Russ on October 10, 2013, 08:11:06 PM
America's healthcare system is literally so ridiculous. I don't understand why anyone (aside from the hospital owners) wouldn't back state-funded healthcare...
Because you haven't seen how everything else state funded in America is run.
Surely it's got to be better than charging ridiculously huge bills for healthcare and thus leaving good, honest, hard-working people like Jag struggling?
Quote from: Russ on October 10, 2013, 08:22:38 PM
Surely it's got to be better than charging ridiculously huge bills for healthcare and thus leaving good, honest, hard-working people like Jag struggling?
Nobody is winning here. I'm a good, hard-working person that just saw my premiums double. I can't afford this "Affordable Health Care Act." Honestly, they jumped what I pay already for my mortgage in a month, and we live well below our means as it is.
The whole thing belongs in the F-list. Because it's all a mess.
Hospitals here charge $80 for one ibuprofen (sp?) pill. I could buy 200 bottles for that price.
We have a two tiered system here in the UK which works very well. We have our NHS system which despite general moany Brits is wonderfully run, which we have had since the late 40s after the 2nd World War. Or you can get private medical and dental cover by paying kind of similar to what you guys have with medical coverage. A lot of mid to high level executive jobs offer private medical as part of a benefits package for employees and in some case private dental. My wife has private dental, but doesn't receive a contribution from her work. Instead she pays about £15.00 a month, but if she needs major surgery (ala at the moment she is having some dental work done on a rouge wisdom tooth) which could cost hundreds of pounds then she gets it as part of her package, none of this pre-exsisting shit.
I have been offered private medical as part of my packagae at work, but so far have refused to go down that route because despite their being a contribution from my employee there would also be a contribution from myself. This is how much faith I have in the NHS system, that I have forgone a minimal amount not to go private. Saying that I have seen a consultant about my pack problems who charges by the session rather than use the NHS.
Jag, I said to you about 2-3 months ago or whenever it was fella there are two ways of looking at this. Way 1 is to sit there and get yourself super depressed about this mate, which naturally you are going to be regardless or try and fight it. I appreciate the fighting it part is hard, but start writing to people, start involving local media, get a petition going...given the current state of the US Government shut down this is probably a time where a story like yours is very news worthy. At the end of the day your end result is that you dont want and shouldnt have to pay that ridiculous amount of money, but you got to fight it mate. DO NOT LET THEM WALK ALL OVER YOU! Stand up and be counted!
Rebel is right about Health Care not being the only thing that is run like shit here in the States right now. Our government is being run by a bunch of morons who want to "win" for their party, not think about what the current stalemate might do to the rest of us. As for "Obamacare", I only go to the doctor every few years, so it's better for me to take the penalty for not having insurance, rather than pay insurance premiums each month. I think I still qualify, barely, for subsidized premiums, so I could get them at a discount, but it still costs quite a bit more than the penalty.
I'd have more faith in a federally funded system if our health care wasn't run like a business, and was more concerned with the health of the citizens.
Fucking day team cunts at work trying to get me fired over the pettiest of fucking reasons. Seriously considering making a formal complaint of my own because this is turning into mallicious harrassment. Hopefully this new position comes through and I can get away from them for good.
Quote from: Goldferg on October 15, 2013, 07:18:48 PM
Fucking day team cunts at work trying to get me fired over the pettiest of fucking reasons. Seriously considering making a formal complaint of my own because this is turning into mallicious harrassment. Hopefully this new position comes through and I can get away from them for good.
Can't you just, like, go Transporter on em?
that's plan B Hondage
So, Maine had an ice storm. I was letting my dogs outside and managed to slip and fall down my back stairs. Hit my back and arm. Apparently have a small fracture in my right arm (I'm right handed). Going to see an orthopedic doc tomorrow. Arm is splinted and in a sling. Back hurts like a mother.
Merry fucking Christmas.
Ugh, man that's harsh. Right before Christmas too. Hopefully you get better soon.
Thanks Duckman, appreciate it.
As an update, I saw the orthopedist today. Luckily no surgery and no cast. Apparently, where the break is right at the elbow joint, they want me to have a little range of motion, as opposed to full immobilization. It will heal better that way, but also be more painful.
Strict orders of not lifting anything heavier than a pound until my next appointment in 2 weeks. Also will be out of work for 4-6 weeks. Short term disability will pay 2/3 of my salary, AFTER 2 weeks, which will use up ALL of my vacation time to make up the difference.
*sigh*
Life sure is funny isn't it?
<inserts witty '1-handed typing' joke here>
YOU ARE FORBIDDEN TO HURT YOURSELF MORE.
Good God.
*huggle*
Quote from: Mike Powers on December 23, 2013, 05:15:24 PM
Thanks Duckman, appreciate it.
As an update, I saw the orthopedist today. Luckily no surgery and no cast. Apparently, where the break is right at the elbow joint, they want me to have a little range of motion, as opposed to full immobilization. It will heal better that way, but also be more painful.
Strict orders of not lifting anything heavier than a pound until my next appointment in 2 weeks. Also will be out of work for 4-6 weeks. Short term disability will pay 2/3 of my salary, AFTER 2 weeks, which will use up ALL of my vacation time to make up the difference.
*sigh*
Life sure is funny isn't it?
Owie Mike, you've got to be more careful my man.
Quote from: Sabra on December 27, 2013, 12:32:07 PM
YOU ARE FORBIDDEN TO HURT YOURSELF MORE.
Good God.
*huggle*
Quote from: TheBritishVixen on December 27, 2013, 08:49:21 PM
Owie Mike, you've got to be more careful my man.
I feel the love. Thanks ladies. ;D
Ever had a massage from another man?
-opens bag of oils-
Quote from: Rob on December 28, 2013, 04:12:33 PM
Ever had a massage from another man?
-opens bag of oils-
John Travolta, is that you?
Ugh none of my peeps are online and I need to vent.
During my efed career, I've done 2 long stints in 2 Feds and both times, I've ended up being pushed out of the feds by the same little group of egotistical assholes. The sort of people who are a blight on the game; in it for themselves and their glory hogging, and if you don't run to their way of thinking, you're dog shit on their shoe. They also bullied me in the first fed because I wasn't internet cool.
The first fed they did it to me in has since shut down because they pretty much killed it off. They're now going to end up doing the same thing to this fed too. But the one thing that has pissed me off is that there's one guy there who has taken to pretty much character assassinating me.
He was in the second fed when I first started there, not long after me, and we faced off. He pretty much got his knuckles wrapped because he used IRL stuff about me in his promo against my character, which he knows about because I made the fuck up of trusting the wrong person in my youth. I went mental about it, because it's the sort of thing that I wouldn't wish to share unless I knew I could trust people. Anyway, his little gang of buddies and him have taken over the fed and now he's taking EVERY opportunity he can to shit all over my character.
I get mentioned in an RP and he makes a snide comment, things like that.
Found out today he's started "reviewing" the Feds shows from the "rebirth" in 2011, and everything that involves my character is pretty much being reviewed as shit and no good.
I mean seriously? Is it not bad enough that you've played a part in pushing me out of 2 Feds that I've called home, now you're trying to make me look like trash too? And just because I called you on being a prick?!
UGH
Join SCW, they're nice folk.
Quote from: Dorling on January 08, 2014, 05:57:26 PM
Join SCW, they're nice folk.
Except for that Sabra chick... you better watch out for her.
Quote from: Dorling on January 08, 2014, 05:57:26 PM
Join SCW, they're nice folk.
I second this. PW (Phoenix Wresting) and PURE are also places I'd suggest with nice, decent folks that won't treat you the way you have been treated by these guys. In any case, I'd suggest that you look for another fed considering the behavior of the people you've been fedding with hasn't changed over the course of time (and probably won't) and unless you take your leave from them they will only continue treating you this way until you do or you quit the game altogether. Don't let a couple of douchepickles that have nothing better to do than put people down OOC in an effort to make their e-weiners bigger ruin your fun you have roleplaying and just move on.
Oh I've got a new fed already, and Sabra is lovely :p
They've followed me round. Both times I was part of the fed first and they joined after.
Well name and shame internet bullies are worse than rl bullies imho as they take an escapism world and attempt to make it hostile. I third the scw recommendation. I was fedhead there and can vouch for the atmosphere being a positive one
She knows she's welcome too if she chose to come over :D
<3 honestly, I only have the time to commit to one fed at a time and I think Jax might lynch me if I jump ship haha. But I will keep you in mind.
Found a great parking spot today, ten minutes later a semi found it too. He didn't even need a parking spot. In the course of ten minutes, I was late for work, ripped my pants picking up a 2 year old, got sent home to change, got in trouble (barely) for falling asleep on the job the day prior (I'm jet lagged as hell lol), and discovered by car having coitus performed on it by a big rig. Good times.
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The no parking sign is for the weekend, I was legally parked.
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Jesus, Ty :(
Anyway, IBS can fuck off.
well it happened, i knew it was coming. Came home today to find out I have 60 days to find a new place to live
SHIT IN THE SINK before you go.
If you wanna fuck with them, here is a good one. Day before you leave, eat shrimp cocktail. Take the tails you don't eat, and stuff it into the curtain rods you'll be leaving behind. After a day or two, it'll start to smell, and nobody will figure out where it's coming from.
it's not the owners fault. California sucks, the bank is foreclosing on both our house and theres and is refusing to help at all
Even better, the owner doesn't have to deal with the smell, the bank does. Fuck 'em.
yeah fuck the bank. third fucking time ive had to find a new place cause of those assholes. i'm gonna get drunk(er than I am now) and throw up everywhere vefore I leave cause those assholes suck. Who wants to party with the captain
You need to hide the stinky stuff where they won't look. Curtain rods, vents, baseboards and the like.
you have clearly never dealt with a pissed of latino
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Your homeowner association?
homeowners association, try our homeowners, our neighborhood watch, the bakery next store, it's California homie.
i should mentuon this will now make 7 moves in 7 years
Move to Canada
http://realestate.msn.com/if-your-landlord-is-facing-foreclosure-stay-put (http://realestate.msn.com/if-your-landlord-is-facing-foreclosure-stay-put)
http://www.realtor.com/advice/the-house-we-are-renting-is-in-foreclosure-what-do-we-do-2/#.UtUi3GRDuqw (http://www.realtor.com/advice/the-house-we-are-renting-is-in-foreclosure-what-do-we-do-2/#.UtUi3GRDuqw)
http://www.businessinsider.com/you-can-stay-in-your-rental-if-your-landlord-goes-into-foreclosure-2011-11 (http://www.businessinsider.com/you-can-stay-in-your-rental-if-your-landlord-goes-into-foreclosure-2011-11)
http://www.consumerfinance.gov/askcfpb/1545/what-should-i-do-if-house-or-apartment-im-renting-goes-foreclosure.html (http://www.consumerfinance.gov/askcfpb/1545/what-should-i-do-if-house-or-apartment-im-renting-goes-foreclosure.html)
Typically the bank can't make you move just because you're a renter and it's going into foreclosure. Research the laws in your state.
This right here: "The Protecting Tenants at Foreclosure Act of 2009 is a federal law that allows renters to remain in a foreclosed building for the duration of their lease. Tenants who have a month-to-month lease or who are under an oral agreement -- so-called tenants at will -- can stay at least 90 days from the date they receive a written eviction notice. Because this is a federal law, it applies to renters in every state, city and town."
Plus: "As always, seek advice from a local tenants group. Tenants Together, which serves all of California, has counseled more than 5,000 tenants in foreclosure and set up a special foreclosure hotline."
Judge droppin' the knowledge yo'
I'm just not sure how much longer I can keep going.
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Quote from: jagilki on January 14, 2014, 11:39:01 AM
I'm just not sure how much longer I can keep going.
What's going on, dude?
Don't suffer through anything by yourself Jag. We're all here for you mate and some of us have been through some seriously low times. If you need to talk or just vent, there'll be a long ass list of people here ready and willing to help in any way.
Stay strong big man.
We got your back bro. Just gotta let us in.
Thanks Judge, I'll look into that.
and Jag, just keep going dude, you have every single one of us here to help you out with anything we can
Don't really want to go into it. Those who've been there when I've had... issues the last month or so in the chat room, know most of it.
It's just seeming to take less and less to set me off.
just getting buried by more and more shit. buried by more and more disappointments, buried by more and more failure.
The contents of our character are determined by how we respond to adversity. From my time here at EFK I know that you have impeccable character and these obstacles are nothing more than that. You have what it takes to get through this and we are here to help you as well. Keep your head up.
Justin basically just said the long winded version of "these things are sent to try us". :P
Just keep hanging on Jag, it does get easier.
And Judge with the knowledge bomb, ftw.
The only thing I'll add, and this is from personal experience, the more you bottle things up, try to be a man and cope yourself and not accept help or even just someone to vent at, the worse it gets.
Try and stay above water Jag and remember you're not alone and there's no shame in asking for help or whatever.
All the best buddy.
Can only reiterate what others have said Jag- you're a great guy and a great part of this community and in the end we're all in this together. Even if you dont want to vent in the fuck list, find someone and PM them and vent away.
If you need anything bro let me know and I'll do whatever I can from Aus to help!
Fucking moronic cyclists.
Apologies if any of you are a cyclist, but if they wish to keep on living, they should NOT be out on the road in black clothes with no lights and ride out across in front of me when I've got the green light.
I came within an inch of knocking this kid off his bike last night. Emergency stop and everything.
This is now the second time this week that I'm having problems sleeping. I have work in 3 hours and have been trying to sleep for the last 5 hours, pretty much have given up now
Drink till you pass out.
Won't help him at work in 3 hours though.
Red Bull your way through the day.
I like Jag's idea better, red bulls would kill me.
Drink till you pass out.
Alarm goes off, snort copious amounts of cocaine
???
Profit.
Quote from: jagilki on January 18, 2014, 03:19:09 AM
Drink till you pass out.
Alarm goes off, snort copious amounts of cocaine
???
Profit.
See Jag gets it
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Fucking idiot, your quasi medical bullshit links have nowhere near the same level of credibility as the peer reviewed, scientifically proven studies that prove you wrong. Asthma is not caused by vaccines, allergies are not caused by vaccines, autism is not caused by vaccines. For you to call protective services on me because I got my kid vaccinated... fuck, your screwed. Hey buddy, I work in the system. I have access to the fucking system. When someone makes a case against me, gee, it took less then 10 minutes for me to find out who exactly did and when they did and their accusation. Guess what buddy, you can't abuse your kid when your kid isn't in the same country. The only day you claim to have witnessed me yelling at my kid that we were in the same country, gee, I spent that fucking evening at the police station doing my paperwork. Ding ding ding ding, your a fucking genius.
Rot in jail fuckwad. You were so close to graduating college, now you will never work with youth again. Your bullshit beliefs really meant this much to you, eh?
Whoa....
Did TyTy just go off on Jon Tees?
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Sorry. Saw it on Facebook and posted it. Should of clarified
So this didn't happen to you?
oh.....
One of my coworkers apparently
Sorry. Should have clarified.
It was a combination of the job involved and you going out of the country recently.
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Just found out an old friend has stage 3 lymphoma. Please keep her (Lydia) in your prayers. She's a tough girl and I know she'll kick it's ass, but boy does it make me sad.
I hate people that steal shit...if it belongs to me it doesn't belong to you...don't take it while I'm not at home.
What was taken?
Quote from: Mike Powers on January 22, 2014, 08:00:02 PM
What was taken?
Just some food that I had bought for myself, nothing of real value (this time, that is). It's just irritating because the thief can buy their own food and doesn't even ask and just takes it from me when they know I'm not home.
Roommate?
Quote from: jagilki on January 22, 2014, 09:29:21 PM
Roommate?
Roommate that also happens to be family, yes basically.
Quote from: Reya Serra on January 22, 2014, 09:46:44 PM
Roommate that also happens to be family, yes basically.
Cousins...they do shit like that.
piss on your food.
just explain to them , in harsh tones ...
DO NOT TOUCH MY FOOD!
Quote from: JustinP on January 22, 2014, 09:51:00 PM
Cousins...they do shit like that.
It's my nephew, actually. He's an adult though and should know better.
Quote from: jagilki on January 22, 2014, 09:57:06 PM
piss on your food.
lol
Quote from: Black Death on January 22, 2014, 10:09:49 PM
just explain to them , in harsh tones ...
DO NOT TOUCH MY FOOD!
He doesn't listen, man.
Than you poison the food
hey you warned them
that will teach them
Quote from: Black Death on January 22, 2014, 10:16:22 PM
Than you poison the food
hey you warned them
that will teach them
I don't buy anything really that isn't prepackaged. If I did, I'd make sure there was some Ex-Lax in it for him to learn his lesson.
UGH.
Pathetic people from my old fed who decide to troll me on twitter now I've won a championship in my new fed.
I woke up at 4.45am to find my phone going crazy with twitter pushes from 2 different assholes.
The block user function works like a charm.
But seriously, you did everything in your power to push me out of somewhere that I was truly settled, why can you not just fuck off and let me be?
:(
Sorry you're having a rough time bro. I'm a pm away if you wanna talk.
Just a big ole fuck you to a certain government.
When I was 18, I stole a roll of duct tape from the place I worked. I was in charge of loss prevention at the store (walmart) so the judge deemed it worthy of getting sentenced over. It got dragged through the courts for 2 years and finally, I got a charge for theft under 5000 ($1000 fine, 100 community service, 1 year probation, and 1.60 in restitution. Yeah, classified as a minority sucks). Fast forward to earlier this year, I went to an ombudsman and with his help, he was able to convince the courts that I was unjustly charged and had the charge annulled (changed to a discharge which I was initially sentenced to anyways but got fucked over and somehow during the paperwork process it was changed and despite fighting it, I was told there was nothing they could do. Fuck the Canadian Court system for being modelled after the american court system).
So, a few months ago, I decided since I didn't have any work contracts (or jobs) at the time, it would be a good time to relax and move to Japan for a while to help look after my sick mother-in-law. I priced tickets and it was $600 cheaper to fly through Denver than just the normal route I take (which is through Vancouver) so I bought with United. When I got to Denver, I was taken aside at customs because they had my finger-prints in the system. I was put in the interrogation room for 4 1/2 hours where they repeatedly asked me the same questions (I have no criminal record in Canada and therefore I can enter and exit the states whenever legally). Since I have no criminal record but my prints were in the system, I was deported from the states (they made it so perfectly clear that, even though I thought it was legal which it was, they were being gracious enough to deport me to Japan but I couldn't fly back through the states. So, that means I had cancel my return tickets for January (and the tickets for my wife and baby) and buy new ones when I decided to come home ($3800).
It gets more fucked than that.
My application to stay in Japan (Canadians are legally allowed to stay in 6 months without a visa, I applied for a short one where I could work legally while I stayed about 8 months) and it got denied and I was asked to go home before September due to 'security issues brought forth by the United States' that needed to be resolved before any applications could be accepted. Since they deported me, the American security sent reports to the Canadian gov and the Japanese gov stating I was a security risk. So, I went back to Canada and started trying to clear things up.
I found out this week that my job (I get contracts from the gov) won't be able to offer me anymore contracts because of security reasons. The american government sending the report means that their insurance can no longer cover me (I'm not bondable or something) and in order to legally provide me work, I'm going to have to provide documentation on why I was deemed a security risk. Any request for documentation or information that I've requested, my work has requested and a lawyer has requested have been denied due to security reasons in the states. So, I'm not longer eligible for contracts (my most recent one was $6000 over 2 months and I had another that was going to be about $4500 over a month and a bit after that.)
Here's the real kicker. There's a way to resolve the issue. The American embassy is able to set me up with a court date in which I can present my case to get everything fixed.... in Virginia (the country I'm not allowed to enter).
So, fuck, none of this makes sense to me. I'm out a ton of money (like $15,000 between work and tickets), out of a job, can't move to Japan to look after my mother-in-law, can't go to most countries for a visit (my passport says deported on it now).
I'm royally fucked by a government that's not even my own because of their own retarded stupidity. Fuck them.
Morale of the story kids... don't steal.
Or if you do... don't get caught.
Fuck Canadian tuition costs. My girlfriends loan fell through, now she has to pay out of pocket...in turn cancelling my trip to Philadelphia to catch the Eagles/Redskins.
2 tickets are for sale if anyone here is/knows anyone interested. Selling cheaper than anything available at the moment.
FUCK!
That's really fucked up Ty, sorry to hear it man. Sadly I wish I could say I'm surprised by the retardedness of it all, but I'm not.
Quote from: Jon on September 03, 2014, 05:24:09 PM
Morale of the story kids... don't steal.
Or if you do... don't get caught.
+1
Seriously, you can blame the american gov't all you want, but you were the one who stole the duct tape man.
Why you'd steal the duct tape anyways? I mean it couldn't have been more than 2 or 3 bucks.
He should blame the American government, because he's been reported as an international criminal for the equivalent of a misdemeanor charge on a sealed record.
I feel like there is a part of the story missing, because as is it just doesn't make sense.
Quote from: The Soul of Philly on September 04, 2014, 06:23:59 PM
+1
Seriously, you can blame the american gov't all you want, but you were the one who stole the duct tape man.
Why you'd steal the duct tape anyways? I mean it couldn't have been more than 2 or 3 bucks.
1.60
Quote from: T-Brother on September 04, 2014, 06:38:43 PM
He should blame the American government, because he's been reported as an international criminal for the equivalent of a misdemeanor charge on a sealed record.
If he had not stolen the 3 dollar product form his place of work, this wouldn't have happened at all, nothing would be on his record at anytime. The fact is they have his fingerprints on record because he stole 3 dollars of product and got caught. This "fuck the government for fucking up something because I fucked around as a kid and got caught" act is stupid as hell. Actions have consequences.
Ninja edit: I was wondering what the hell that 1.60 was (didn't have an symbol)
I'll compare this to a neighborhood. Just because one house forgave another for it's actions doesn't mean the others do.
The governements, notice the s, are doing their protocols. "Hey this doesn't seem right. No record, but prints? Let's be safe" "Hey, we're getting this info from them, what do you think?....Alright we'll take care of it then. I wasn't sure left it up to you." "Hey, these two guys are saying this, we'll help you out."
Does it suck that it's happening? Yes. But like Jon said, moral of the story. Don't steal, or don't get caught. And the easiest way to not get caught....don't steal.
Fuck ESPN3.
Plain and simple.
This past weekend I was looking forward to sitting down with the wife and watching our CFL Labor Day Weekend games. And they decided (during the course of a single game) to show this goddamn Republican PAC's political attack ad from Florida 42 times. That is not an exaggeration. I kept track. In a three hour span.
Monday was a little better. During the course of the doubleheader, they showed the exact SAME ad ANOTHER 42 times. Jeez, I can only imagine how bad it would be for people that actually LIVE in Florida! I sent ESPN an e-mail complaining and got nothing but a stock response letter. In other words, they're not gonna do jack about it.
Quote from: Mason Pierce on September 04, 2014, 06:58:22 PM
Fuck ESPN3.
Plain and simple.
This past weekend I was looking forward to sitting down with the wife and watching our CFL Labor Day Weekend games. And they decided (during the course of a single game) to show this goddamn Republican PAC's political attack ad from Florida 42 times. That is not an exaggeration. I kept track. In a three hour span.
Monday was a little better. During the course of the doubleheader, they showed the exact SAME ad ANOTHER 42 times. Jeez, I can only imagine how bad it would be for people that actually LIVE in Florida! I sent ESPN an e-mail complaining and got nothing but a stock response letter. In other words, they're not gonna do jack about it.
I abhor every commercial they showed. That was until I realized legally, they can't show the TV ads as part of a contract to live stream it, hence why sometimes when you see "Your program is not live right now" its because the TV stations are showing their local commercials (car dealerships, attorney, local station stuff). They use to just have the title card with stock music for awhile until they realized they could get people to pay for that time.
You'll hear same sort of thing when you stream radio stations online, but they'll just play the music they have instead of filler ads.
So in short I hate it a little less, but I'm with you on that.
Fuck British immigration rules and the government for botching them so badly. I'm left with the choice of remaining in a sort of exile because I married a non-EU citizen or leave my wife to return home. If I was French (or from any other country in the EU) I'd be able to take my wife back to Britain with no questions asked. As I'm British, I get told to fuck off because I'm not rich. Cunts.
Quote from: Kirk on September 06, 2014, 05:04:19 AM
Fuck British immigration rules and the government for botching them so badly. I'm left with the choice of remaining in a sort of exile because I married a non-EU citizen or leave my wife to return home. If I was French (or from any other country in the EU) I'd be able to take my wife back to Britain with no questions asked. As I'm British, I get told to fuck off because I'm not rich. Cunts.
Sorry to hear that mate. I hope it works out for you and the missus.
Yeah, hope it gets sorted somehow Kirk, immigration laws are a bitch.
Kirk ... The good old United States of America welcomes you with open arms
( as long as you are not gay ... or Mexican... or from Haiti , we would be glad to have you )
;D
seriously I do hope everything works out for you man
Quote from: Black Death on September 06, 2014, 03:07:48 PM
Kirk ... The good old United States of America welcomes you with open arms
( as long as you are not gay ... or Mexican... or from Haiti , we would be glad to have you )
;D
seriously I do hope everything works out for you man
Or TyTy.
Fuck turning 33. The 30s are just depressing as hell.
Quote from: Judge on September 06, 2014, 03:31:50 PM
Fuck turning 33. The 30s are just depressing as hell.
Happy B-Day.
Quote from: Judge on September 06, 2014, 03:31:50 PM
Fuck turning 33. The 30s are just depressing as hell.
The wifie's mom says your half way to 60. Yeah, it sucks!
I've heard rumours of a couple of ways around the rules, but it really shouldn't be this difficult.
Just blew out my back tire on my car fucking awesome
Fuck the thieving cunts who stole my e-bike's battery right in front of the main bus station in the middle of the day and fuck the wankers who just watched them do it. I hope there's a special place in hell for thieves. They are the lowest of the low and should be shot... in the balls.
Fuck the whinny dickheads on Ebay. I had nothing but problems with consumers I got. When my policy is no refunds that means no refunds so stop demanding them because I am not giving them!
Fuck England
all of it?
Do as I say
You want me to start with you?
How about these annoying ass political ads. FUCK THEM!
Computer completely shat the bed. Net book screen not working. Not sure the will to do everything via iPod.
Potty training. Its a bitch. Sit in the bathroom with him for like fifteen minutes with no progress. Leave the bathroom and within two minutes he's peed himself. What the fuck dude. What. The fuck.
Quote from: Stoner on October 15, 2014, 10:52:40 AM
Potty training. Its a bitch. Sit in the bathroom with him for like fifteen minutes with no progress. Leave the bathroom and within two minutes he's peed himself. What the fuck dude. What. The fuck.
Welcome to my job.
"Do you need to go for a poo?"
"no"
"Are you sure?"
"I don't need one"
*five mins later*
"Tracey I poo'd my pants"
*RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE*
Tracey... I poo'd my pants too
You'll have to rinse off the stick as well Ms. Tracey
Quote from: Stoner on October 15, 2014, 10:52:40 AM
Potty training. Its a bitch. Sit in the bathroom with him for like fifteen minutes with no progress. Leave the bathroom and within two minutes he's peed himself. What the fuck dude. What. The fuck.
Going through the same thing with my daughter.
Quote from: T-Brother on October 15, 2014, 04:47:40 PM
You'll have to rinse off the stick as well Ms. Tracey
And your dick!!!
I don't care anymore. I wish I was just dead.
I'm sorry jag:(
We're all here for you bro. Stay strong.
I'm sorry the past few days have been full of some extreme lows that I don't want to go into, but this has been the hardest week of my life. Thanks for all the support efk will never know what it means
We've always got your back. You should talk with BD. Of everyone here, he knows what you're going through. I feel like he can help.
Quote from: Mike Powers on November 27, 2014, 09:56:31 PM
We've always got your back. You should talk with BD. Of everyone here, he knows what you're going through. I feel like he can help.
everything you are feeling jag ... I felt. I am here for you man. anytime ... you want to talk let me know .. pm , text ... send smoke signals . I am there bro.
Also on another note ... A big FUCK YOU to COX ... fuckers help make my life difficult at work today for thanksgiving...
Greedy ass motherfuckers... They brought out some fox channels in the north east of the county ( mostly areas of MA and RI) so when it came time to re-do the deal to show those channels on our line-up for our cable tv ( I work for Verizon ) fuckers jack up the price . in the past we had no problem with the owners of the channels before , but now COX wants to rise the price millions of more dollars just to show the FOX channel. We were like fuck that ... because if we did we would have to rise the prices of our tv packages pasting the cost down to the consumer. we still trying to get them to lower the cost . but here the problem the contract to show the channel ended on the 26th ... they pulled the channel today . so I and all my co-workers had to answer the questions from pissed of people not getting there local fox channel ... trying to explain to them why they can not see the football game today on fox
FUCK YOU COX
Stronger message to come later....
I owned a car in England for 3 years and never had a crash or even came close to one. I've owned a car for 3 days in China and some fucker hit me. Fuck bad drivers (every driver in China).
Quote from: Kirk on December 21, 2014, 11:31:10 PM
I owned a car in England for 3 years and never had a crash or even came close to one. I've owned a car for 3 days in China and some fucker hit me. Fuck bad drivers (every driver in China).
Does personal insurance work the same in China? Do the cops get called and they write a report?
Something like that. You have to call the insurance people and the cops and you have to preserve the scene until they arrive... which means crashed cars just get left in the middle of the road until a decision is made about who is to blame. Once the argument has happened, one person hands over some cash and then you go on your way (unless it's a really bad one). There was a cop working on the junction where I got hit and he saw the whole thing, so it didn't take long to sort out.
This shit right here.
http://abc13.com/news/confrontation-breaks-out-at-press-conference/453516/ (http://abc13.com/news/confrontation-breaks-out-at-press-conference/453516/)
http://www.galvestondailynews.com/free/article_cd49460e-8e52-11e4-a407-fb2d1a2bf5b3.html (http://www.galvestondailynews.com/free/article_cd49460e-8e52-11e4-a407-fb2d1a2bf5b3.html)
Fuck!
Yesterday I blew £500 on a new bike (pedal not motor) for commuting as part of my new look exercise routine. 1/4 mile from the office, in the dark, at -4 celcius, guess who found the only broken bottle in the 5 mile stretch of road... Ever seen a 6'5, 265lbs man somersault over the handlebars of a bicycle? It ain't a pretty sight.
If I find the person who did it, I will end him and his entire fucking lineage.
Got the very first shift of 2015 at my workplace. 5am Start and probably some 'leftover' work from this afternoon's shift to do when I get there.
Fuck 2014. This year has been shit.
Whoever thought stock take should happen so close to the end of our Xmas sales needs to fuck off and die.
Fuck snow. Yeah it's great when you're a kid, but as a grown ass man it's a nightmare. Roads are fucking awful, people drive like complete twats. I have to hike down the side of a mountain to get to the main road where I live and at the moment, the road down is sheet ice, covered in packed snow and impossible to drive on and almost impossible to walk on. Plus it's just freezing and the snow meant the Sky signal went off for most of the day. So yeah, fuck your winter wonderland, fuck snow and fuck it's asshole cousin hail.
Yeah I hear that... I live 15 miles away from work and there is basically one bypass to get in. Because of several accidents over the night and black ice... they shut the whole fucking thing. Like, how the fuck is this country SURPRISED every year when ice and snow turns up?
Come to the southeastern United States when it snows....the whole region shuts down.
It doesn't even have to snow here in Vegas. It's chaos when there's just an inch or less of rain.
Meanwhile here in Missouri it has to snow like a foot for anyone to even be reasonably bothered by it.
Fuck the flu.
Has anyone ever dislocated their ankle in their sleep? I think I did that last night and FUCK THAT! It was painful!
Quote from: Fnord on January 19, 2015, 04:09:58 PM
Has anyone ever dislocated their ankle in their sleep? I think I did that last night and FUCK THAT! It was painful!
What are you doing in your sleep?
Ask Midas.
Took my meds.
Puked them straight back up again.
Can they give you an anti sickness to go with them?
Since it's only happened once so far, I'm tentatively going to ascribe it to not eating enough before taking them. If it happens again I'll probably look into it, but unfortunately nausea/stomach upsets are one of the side effects of this medication, so I'm not sure how much they'd be able to do.
Microsoft. Fucking. Word.
Fuck this list.
Fuck you for e-mailing me. What do you even get out of it? Do you get some cheap thrill? I'm tired of you being an idiot.
Wait... what?
Fnord's vaguebooking.
Fuck.
I've just been told that I'm going to be made redundant soon.
Fuck.
Failed my road test today, fucking cunt instructor.
.... oh... "road", not "roid".
I'd like to add british public transport to this list, in particular train services in England.
Dusty, smelly, dirty seats and carages. Stinking toilets. Ridiculously high prices and the three words no train passenger wants to hear: replacement bus service. Especially when NO ONE tells you about the service, which has been running for nine weeks, until you turn up at a station and are told by some guy that all your travel plans and connections are not going to happen!
Save some praise though for the staff I encountered. Very friendly, patient and as helpful as they could be in bad situations. Especially the ticket guy on the Bournemouth to Banbury train who sorted us out and made sure we could catch our connection train at Birmingham to get to Glasgow.
But as for the bosses and the people who actually run the train companies - they're the worst. Pocket millions in profits and put nothing back into the trains or the infrastructure. Shocking.
Next trip, we fly.
Not sure if this belongs here or in the awesome thread or not but here goes...
I've been having tooth pain off and on for awhile now. After having it again today and having it get to the point of it being unbearalbe any longer I decided that it's time to see a dentist so I've got an appointment to see one tomorrow morning. The last time I saw one I was 10 years old. Yay?
Quote from: Reya Serra on March 10, 2015, 05:51:48 PM
Not sure if this belongs here or in the awesome thread or not but here goes...
I've been having tooth pain off and on for awhile now. After having it again today and having it get to the point of it being unbearalbe any longer I decided that it's time to see a dentist so I've got an appointment to see one tomorrow morning. The last time I saw one I was 10 years old. Yay?
Hopefully you won't need a root canal.
Dental Plan
Reya needs Braces
Dental Plan
Reya needs Braces
Dental Plan
Quote from: JustinP on March 10, 2015, 09:34:03 PM
Hopefully you won't need a root canal.
Rukanowe - A West Wing Spoof (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlJI93K9iz4#ws)
Quote from: jagilki on March 10, 2015, 09:39:25 PM
Dental Plan
Reya needs Braces
Dental Plan
Reya needs Braces
Dental Plan
+1 for the reference. I don't, however, actually have a dental plan.
Hooray my wonderful car died. I though I was done with this kind of thing. Joy 360 dollars to fix it
Went for a #2 at work earlier. Pretty sure the guy in the cubicle next door was having a wank :o
'The lack of a fuck' list?
Quote from: Goldferg on March 16, 2015, 12:53:04 PM
Went for a #2 at work earlier. Pretty sure the guy in the cubicle next door was having a wank :o
sorry about that...
Quote from: Goldferg on March 16, 2015, 12:53:04 PM
Went for a #2 at work earlier. Pretty sure THE guy in the cubicle next door was having a wank :o
Its funny because the same thing happened to me yesterday, but I came to the conclusion that he was scratching himself.
Quote from: JustinP on March 17, 2015, 09:58:10 AM
Its funny because the same thing happened to me yesterday, but I came to the conclusion that he was scratching himself.
he was just
real enthusiastic about it?
Hey sometimes you got to stretch that inch ... no matter what or were
Look BD, your inch is a private matter and probably doesn't appreciate being spoken about like that.
BD and the Angry Inch
Fuck my job. Been with the place for two years, done everything they asked, rarely call in and the usual crap and all I asked for was one little thing either put me on alternating weekends so I can have time with my daughter as well as have a breather from having to work 3-11pm or 5-1am Monday - Wensday and then come in 6am Staurday and Sunday that or put me fully Monday - Friday,which truth be told they have said many times over, need me Monday-Friday more then they need me to do Saturday and Sunday. But I get the whole "well when we get a opening just put in for it, your the top pick anyway" or "as soon as something comes up we will move you into it" and my personal favorite "oh we just hired this guy to work the weekends when you have your daughter" but of course the guys they hire get put elsewhere, the openings all go to everyone else but me. Case in point we had three openings this past month I bidded on one only to be turned down because they picked someone else because he had a month's more time. Fine never mind this clown has moved positions every few months and it's always into the ones I am bidding on, that I have over a year experience doing since I am the one who has to fill in when people call in or quit.
So obviously his position is open right? and since I have the been there the second longest by their policy(or so they tell me everytime I get passed over) I am the first choice, nope they gave it to someone who got booted out of a different part of the company and his position of course they hire someone to do it and guess who they asked to train him. Yup me, since I was the only person who knew the job he was hired for and good lord this guy is not going to last more then a week, you can just tell.
This shit has been going on for two years, I would of left by now but the job market in upstate NY sucks so unless something better elsewhere comes up I am stuck.
Oh and to top my day off I nearly hit some stupid suicidal deer on my way home forcing me to slam my brakes which locked up the brake on the front drivers side.
I genuinely hope this situation resolves itself soon. As a joint custody parent, nothing pisses me off more than interfering with my time with my kid. I've been lucky myself for the most part in this regard.
It's so frustrating to read this, when there are other men out there who don't give a fuck about being in their kids lives once they are divorced or whatever (a mentality I could never understand).
As one parent to another, I'm rooting for you bro.
Well, got nearly 5 feet of snow today, some drifts in my driveway taller than my house (12-15 feet) Fuck Canada.
Quote from: Cory on March 18, 2015, 04:24:26 PM
Well, got nearly 5 feet of snow today, some drifts in my driveway taller than my house (12-15 feet) Fuck Canada.
Sunny in Calgary ... we were in the high teens last week.
Quote from: Captain Metro on March 18, 2015, 05:26:40 PM
Sunny in Calgary ... we were in the high teens last week.
Yeah my bros out in Grande Cache if you know, he's been rubbing it in all week.
70-80 degrees in Arizona ...
sorry ;D
Fucking awesome was supposed to start working day. They forgot to tell me they changed my start date til 2 weeks from now
my wife and at my age it becomes more rare...wait this is the purpose of the list right?
Quote from: Ian "Wolfie" Trumps on March 24, 2015, 07:58:46 PM
my wife and at my age it becomes more rare...wait this is the purpose of the list right?
Win
Sitting in the break room listening to Huckabee's candidate speech and all I can think of is how stupid he is...
Got denied a job with the city. They decided now after they made me come down to the site for a tour and waste my time that they actually didn't like my application and didn't want to interview me
Sorry to hear that man. Chin up, keep positive and keep looking, something else will come up.
Fuck ECO2, fuck Part P safety certs, fuck Inspection Checklists, fuck boiler checklists, fuck ECO2 again, fuck a compliance team that tells you one thing one week then the opposite the next.
Just fuck in general.
Ugh, the job market where I live is horrendous, and now with the NDP in charge in Alberta...all the Maritimers like myself that say fuck it here and go work out there are screwed.
Had 2 job interviews last week for manager positions and both jobs declined because at 22 years old "I don't have enough experience" so they hire 60+ year old senior citizens who are out the door in 3-5 years. I guess two degrees in Management and Marketing as well as 3 years in sales doesnt trump this old Mad Dog Vachon look alike who hasnt spent a day in his life in a classroom nor know what social media marketing is and has 50 years selling vaccumes door to door. Have fun spending your marketing budget in a AM Radio ad.
The best is all the entry level positions want "5 years experience in the field" for all new hires...how am I suppose to get the experience if all the entry level positions to gain said experience....need experience.
Been waiting on my last call today regarding a manager position, figure they would have called by now if they were gonna hire......*puts on stupid visor* back to the min. wage job in a few hours.
Too much Creatin = extreme explosive I can't control case of the shits...
Tesco survived, bmw leather seats survived, wife's nose and downstairs toilet....not so lucky
Quote from: Ian "Wolfie" Trumps on May 11, 2015, 03:57:21 PM
Too much Creatin = extreme explosive I can't control case of the shits...
Tesco survived, bmw leather seats survived, wife's nose and downstairs toilet....not so lucky
genuine LOL
Quote from: Cory on May 11, 2015, 01:49:45 PM
Ugh, the job market where I live is horrendous, and now with the NDP in charge in Alberta...all the Maritimers like myself that say fuck it here and go work out there are screwed.
Had 2 job interviews last week for manager positions and both jobs declined because at 22 years old "I don't have enough experience" so they hire 60+ year old senior citizens who are out the door in 3-5 years. I guess two degrees in Management and Marketing as well as 3 years in sales doesnt trump this old Mad Dog Vachon look alike who hasnt spent a day in his life in a classroom nor know what social media marketing is and has 50 years selling vaccumes door to door. Have fun spending your marketing budget in a AM Radio ad.
The best is all the entry level positions want "5 years experience in the field" for all new hires...how am I suppose to get the experience if all the entry level positions to gain said experience....need experience.
Been waiting on my last call today regarding a manager position, figure they would have called by now if they were gonna hire......*puts on stupid visor* back to the min. wage job in a few hours.
Unfortunately speaking as a person interviewing candidates for various roles in the past, real life and work experience counts for a whole lot more than your abilities on paper and it will reflect on answers given during an interview. Management positions in any sector will normally work from within anyway and make the climb a lot more difficult.
So you will - as I have in the past - will suffer the anguish of rejection. But stick at it and the right job for you will come along. Have you got your CV / resume on recruitment websites? They can cost nothing and open a wide range of doors to you especially in the areas in which you specialise.
I feel you Cory. Every entry level position ever needs 'experience' which defeats the wording of 'entry level'. It sucks, I can't get a job either in my field so I'm stuck in a warehouse that I hate. I'm on vacation this week and my boss called me to try and get me to come in (despite me being 4 states away).
Quote from: Ian "Wolfie" Trumps on May 11, 2015, 03:57:21 PM
Too much Creatin = extreme explosive I can't control case of the shits...
Tesco survived, bmw leather seats survived, wife's nose and downstairs toilet....not so lucky
That shits not good for you, fucks up your kidneys. What are you using, C4?
Quote from: Drama Queen on May 11, 2015, 04:50:21 PM
That shits not good for you, fucks up your kidneys. What are you using, C4?
Its more of a myth. Your body naturally produces creatine. As long as you dont consume massive quantities at a time you're ok.
Timing chain broke on my car. $1200 hoing bye bye
Quote from: Justin on May 11, 2015, 06:00:16 PM
Its more of a myth. Your body naturally produces creatine. As long as you dont consume massive quantities at a time you're ok.
Timing chain broke on my car. $1200 hoing bye bye
Well I'm no doctor. I guess I'm just basing on my own experience of c4 (which I'll admit was enjoyable in a lot of ways... The buzz is better than alcohol any day) but yeah my piss would be the same color as those puddles of radioactive ooze in the power plant in the Simpsons, and maybe it's just psychological but I felt better overall health wise when I stopped using it, even if I couldn't work out as hard.
Quote from: Justin on May 11, 2015, 06:00:16 PM
$1200 hoing bye bye
At least your money has the Christmas spirit!
Quote from: Drama Queen on May 11, 2015, 06:05:53 PM
Well I'm no doctor. I guess I'm just basing on my own experience of c4 (which I'll admit was enjoyable in a lot of ways... The buzz is better than alcohol any day) but yeah my piss would be the same color as those puddles of radioactive ooze in the power plant in the Simpsons, and maybe it's just psychological but I felt better overall health wise when I stopped using it, even if I couldn't work out as hard.
You don't need supplements to work out hard. The only thing I stand by in terms of supplements is whey protein. Pre-workout and creatine is not only pretty terrible for your body, but a lot of people also use it incorrectly or too much. One of my best friends is a body builder and doesn't use any supplements at all. Not even protein. Is it harder to build muscle? Yeah, probably. But I'll take the harder, healthier, more natural way any day of the week.
Well unless you are an Olympic athlete that needs an 8k diet, you'll get all the protein you need from the food you eat. Extra protein from shake or supplements just gets unused if you have enough protein in your diet (and like a 4oz chicken breast just about provides all the protein you need in a single sitting, add some beans and milk or something and you've done it). Obviously your body building friend has it right.
I am pretty happy with my supplement intake. Just thought it was a nice funny story for you all
Quote from: Ian "Wolfie" Trumps on May 12, 2015, 04:00:49 AM
I am pretty happy with my supplement intake. Just thought it was a nice funny story for you all
Oh yeah, I wasn't trying to be all "don't take it", so if it came off that way, my apologies.
But I hear creatine shits are awful. Reminds me of the Always Sunny episode where the gang does bunches (group dating) and Mac, Charlie, and Frank are in a room to game plan how to go about their conversation. And Mac proposes creatine shits as a good opening topic, haha.
Quote from: Jon on May 12, 2015, 05:18:49 AM
Oh yeah, I wasn't trying to be all "don't take it", so if it came off that way, my apologies.
But I hear creatine shits are awful. Reminds me of the Always Sunny episode where the gang does bunches (group dating) and Mac, Charlie, and Frank are in a room to game plan how to go about their conversation. And Mac proposes creatine shits as a good opening topic, haha.
I can say it was fucking awful lol.
Scenario went is I took my dose and my protein shake prior to work out, but probably had my recovery shake far too quick after work out.
During the workout I was lifting three times the reps I usually can lift, which was great and was able to box more than usual as well. Full of beans...and apparently other stuff
I popped to a local supermarket and had this gurgling sensation in the store, in the carpark post purchase I was proper gurgling and was like...shit...I might shit myself...bearing in mind two important factors
1. I have a $60,000 BMW with cream leather interior
2. I was wearing shorts, tshirt and flip flops
I managed the 2 minute drive home. Got out the car and super gurgles went again. Rang the door bell, literally threw the shopping at my wife. Luckily our downstairs toilet is adjacent to the entrance hallway...I ran in and did sort of a matrix style air shit into the toilet as I literally couldnt control myself and proceeded to Dumb and Dumber the toilet.
The relief after was immense, but the smell was foul as fuck and something I have associated with supplement lifestyle.
Its not for everyone, but I am burning a lot of fat off and have packed on some serious muscle under my fatness...
Becoming a super beast with a tendency for high octane flying shits...its a lifestyle choice.
Quote from: Ian "Wolfie" Trumps on May 12, 2015, 11:15:06 AM
Becoming a super beast with a tendency for high octane flying shits...its a lifestyle choice.
HAHA, story of my life.
If you ever go to the next level and get on a ECA stack it'll bring it to a whole nothing level. I dont know if Ephedrine in banned in the UK (it is in the states, not in Canada) but that mixed with caffeine your always going to live you life in 45 minute increments of "alright, I havent shit my pants yet".
My preworkout usually does that to me. I'm on a strict schedule - I'm up at 4:15am and at the gym from 4:30-6:30am every morning.
My preworkout usually kicks in around 5ish and by the time I get home, get a glass of water, I'm about half ready to explode.
It's the price you pay for glory.
#teamshitpants
#teamsaveyourunderpants
Quote from: Ian "Wolfie" Trumps on May 12, 2015, 11:15:06 AM
I can say it was fucking awful lol.
Scenario went is I took my dose and my protein shake prior to work out, but probably had my recovery shake far too quick after work out.
During the workout I was lifting three times the reps I usually can lift, which was great and was able to box more than usual as well. Full of beans...and apparently other stuff
I popped to a local supermarket and had this gurgling sensation in the store, in the carpark post purchase I was proper gurgling and was like...shit...I might shit myself...bearing in mind two important factors
1. I have a $60,000 BMW with cream leather interior
2. I was wearing shorts, tshirt and flip flops
I managed the 2 minute drive home. Got out the car and super gurgles went again. Rang the door bell, literally threw the shopping at my wife. Luckily our downstairs toilet is adjacent to the entrance hallway...I ran in and did sort of a matrix style air shit into the toilet as I literally couldnt control myself and proceeded to Dumb and Dumber the toilet.
The relief after was immense, but the smell was foul as fuck and something I have associated with supplement lifestyle.
Its not for everyone, but I am burning a lot of fat off and have packed on some serious muscle under my fatness...
Becoming a super beast with a tendency for high octane flying shits...its a lifestyle choice.
LMAO ... one of the funniest stories I read in a long time ... thank you Ian
Quote from: Ian "Wolfie" Trumps on May 12, 2015, 11:15:06 AM
Becoming a super beast with a tendency for high octane flying shits...its a lifestyle choice.
This is so getting sigged
$1200 turned into $1700.
At least im going on vacation next week so I can have an excuse to eat my cereal with a cup of Crown Royal.
It's been nearly 3 weeks since I've had to end my relationship, and I've been back and forth on how I feel about the situation.
Not the relationship ending, mind you, because she and I both realized things just weren't working out and we're better off friends, but the feeling that I just can't seem to catch a break in things like this. So many times I've been stuck in the "friend zone," and I thought that this was somehow gonna turn out different. Five months later, and I find that it's another "just wasn't meant to be" scenario?
Good grief.
Bright side: Next weekend I head up to summer camp for my job, and I'll have plenty of that to keep me busy during the summer. I've already had a friend give me the "work on yourself" talk, maybe I'll take that advice to heart lol.
Quote from: Alex Smiley on May 14, 2015, 11:44:00 AM
It's been nearly 3 weeks since I've had to end my relationship, and I've been back and forth on how I feel about the situation.
Not the relationship ending, mind you, because she and I both realized things just weren't working out and we're better off friends, but the feeling that I just can't seem to catch a break in things like this. So many times I've been stuck in the "friend zone," and I thought that this was somehow gonna turn out different. Five months later, and I find that it's another "just wasn't meant to be" scenario?
Good grief.
Bright side: Next weekend I head up to summer camp for my job, and I'll have plenty of that to keep me busy during the summer. I've already had a friend give me the "work on yourself" talk, maybe I'll take that advice to heart lol.
You'll go blind!
That situation sucks man, I have been there a few times where a relationship seems to be going great and just fizzles out. They are extremely frustrating. At least it ain't a sudden break up or anything though, allows you to enjoy the experience and swiftly move on to the next victim.
Volunteer to watch her purse. Then load up on creatine, then Randy Orton it.
Namaste :)
Quote from: Alex Smiley on May 14, 2015, 11:44:00 AM
It's been nearly 3 weeks since I've had to end my relationship, and I've been back and forth on how I feel about the situation.
Not the relationship ending, mind you, because she and I both realized things just weren't working out and we're better off friends, but the feeling that I just can't seem to catch a break in things like this. So many times I've been stuck in the "friend zone," and I thought that this was somehow gonna turn out different. Five months later, and I find that it's another "just wasn't meant to be" scenario?
Good grief.
Bright side: Next weekend I head up to summer camp for my job, and I'll have plenty of that to keep me busy during the summer. I've already had a friend give me the "work on yourself" talk, maybe I'll take that advice to heart lol.
I feel ya, AK. Blankets suck.
You need to be an agressive salesmen when it comes to women...without being rapey. Guys who fall into the friend zone is because they ACCEPT the friends zone.
Sir Ian is a big man, Sir Ian is no oil painting, Sir Ian walks however like he owns the world and chicks dig that...
my wife knows I am a nerd, but at the end of the day I am a nerd with supreme self confidence. Alex, man up my man, get agressive and go sell yourself with confidence.
Went down to the store. I haven't been using Handicap parking in most cases unless parking is way too far away, or it's near a curb I'd otherwise have to try to fight the wheelchair over.
Parked in Handicap, because it was about the only place left. Before I got out of car bitchy 20 something little cunt starts screaming and yelling about how the "Fat guy" needs to use up a handicap space when people who really need it can't.
When I got out of the car and she saw only one leg she went white and turned around.
No need to feel bad about that. Her feelings of shame were the best instant karma you could've hoped for bro.
Should have dumb bitch shamed her
Eh.
On the flip side, when a lot of the older folk see me getting in and out of my car they always stop to say they admire how hard somebody works just to get around.
Should note, my car isn't really set up to make it wheelchair easy. I put the chair in the trunk, hop to the door with the walker, walker in passenger seat. Then reverse to get out. Adds a lot of extra steps just to get out and about.
Quote from: jagilki on May 15, 2015, 08:11:28 PM
Eh.
On the flip side, when a lot of the older folk see me getting in and out of my car they always stop to say they admire how hard somebody works just to get around.
Should note, my car isn't really set up to make it wheelchair easy. I put the chair in the trunk, hop to the door with the walker, walker in passenger seat. Then reverse to get out. Adds a lot of extra steps just to get out and about.
You have my respect bro.
Quote from: jagilki on May 15, 2015, 06:33:51 PM
Went down to the store. I haven't been using Handicap parking in most cases unless parking is way too far away, or it's near a curb I'd otherwise have to try to fight the wheelchair over.
Parked in Handicap, because it was about the only place left. Before I got out of car bitchy 20 something little cunt starts screaming and yelling about how the "Fat guy" needs to use up a handicap space when people who really need it can't.
When I got out of the car and she saw only one leg she went white and turned around.
Jag you work harder than most those young mofo's with two fucking legs ... never forget that
So, got my new manager job but there was a catch. Rather than the standard 2 week training period I had only one day with the girl I was taking over for.
I get that im fresh out of school and dont have that "real world" experience that companies want, but they acknowledged this when they hired me. Im GREEN and my salary was negotiated down and agreed upon because of my lack of experience.
However jesus, day 1 today when I was on my own was hectic as shit. I was literally shown (poorly....my trainer was 100% one of those people that is excellent and their job but only knows THEIR way of doing something, oppose to the simplified, easier way for a new person) maybe 5% of the shit I need to know to do her job, and on top of that have very little product knowledge to answer customer calls (its a Hottub and Pool store).
Its hard to ask for help from anyone that's not the owner because the floor staff are all seasonal and at best have been there 3 weeks longer than I have.....and to top it all off its just the beginning of busy season (May-July).
I`m being thrown to the wolves and even tho the owners have always been upbeat and positive when I ask them for help (which is a lot) I just hope they understand this situation and not get caught up in how busy everything is and forget how little training I`ve received. I didnt take a lunch today and worked an hour more than my shift (830-530, usually 9-5) to show to them "hey sorry for sucking kinda even tho its not my fault, but hey ill stick around and make sure ALL my work gets done"
Day 2 tommorow, lets go!
Quote from: Cory on May 19, 2015, 05:56:52 PM
So, got my new manager job but there was a catch. Rather than the standard 2 week training period I had only one day with the girl I was taking over for.
I get that im fresh out of school and dont have that "real world" experience that companies want, but they acknowledged this when they hired me. Im GREEN and my salary was negotiated down and agreed upon because of my lack of experience.
However jesus, day 1 today when I was on my own was hectic as shit. I was literally shown (poorly....my trainer was 100% one of those people that is excellent and their job but only knows THEIR way of doing something, oppose to the simplified, easier way for a new person) maybe 5% of the shit I need to know to do her job, and on top of that have very little product knowledge to answer customer calls (its a Hottub and Pool store).
Its hard to ask for help from anyone that's not the owner because the floor staff are all seasonal and at best have been there 3 weeks longer than I have.....and to top it all off its just the beginning of busy season (May-July).
I`m being thrown to the wolves and even tho the owners have always been upbeat and positive when I ask them for help (which is a lot) I just hope they understand this situation and not get caught up in how busy everything is and forget how little training I`ve received. I didnt take a lunch today and worked an hour more than my shift (830-530, usually 9-5) to show to them "hey sorry for sucking kinda even tho its not my fault, but hey ill stick around and make sure ALL my work gets done"
Day 2 tommorow, lets go!
If they truly care about their business then they realize the situation they have put you in and will not hold it against you and will allow you yhe learning curve.
It's snowing.
Quote from: Cory on May 19, 2015, 05:56:52 PM
So, got my new manager job but there was a catch. Rather than the standard 2 week training period I had only one day with the girl I was taking over for.
I get that im fresh out of school and dont have that "real world" experience that companies want, but they acknowledged this when they hired me. Im GREEN and my salary was negotiated down and agreed upon because of my lack of experience.
However jesus, day 1 today when I was on my own was hectic as shit. I was literally shown (poorly....my trainer was 100% one of those people that is excellent and their job but only knows THEIR way of doing something, oppose to the simplified, easier way for a new person) maybe 5% of the shit I need to know to do her job, and on top of that have very little product knowledge to answer customer calls (its a Hottub and Pool store).
Its hard to ask for help from anyone that's not the owner because the floor staff are all seasonal and at best have been there 3 weeks longer than I have.....and to top it all off its just the beginning of busy season (May-July).
I`m being thrown to the wolves and even tho the owners have always been upbeat and positive when I ask them for help (which is a lot) I just hope they understand this situation and not get caught up in how busy everything is and forget how little training I`ve received. I didnt take a lunch today and worked an hour more than my shift (830-530, usually 9-5) to show to them "hey sorry for sucking kinda even tho its not my fault, but hey ill stick around and make sure ALL my work gets done"
Day 2 tommorow, lets go!
I feel for you, bro. I dealt with a similar situation last winter working retail, it can be the pits at times.
Welcome to sales
T-Mobile man.
They charged us twice for our phone bill this month. Putting us at negative 13 bucks. Now we're going through all kinds of bullshit to try and get them to give us our money back. Shit sucks.
Sorry to hear that bro.
I know it doesn't help your situation now, but that's why I do not use autopay on any account. If they force me to use it, I find another provider. I like to know exactly how much is getting charged and handle initiating that myself.
That's the best part. We aren't enrolled in auto pay. Turns out the series of events went like this.
1 - She went online and told it to pay the bill.
2 - T-Mobile sends a pre-authorization to the bank.
3 - T-Mobile, for some reason, doesn't use the charge created by the pre-authorization to pay the bill. It uses a second, separate charge.
4 - That pre-authorization is still sitting there with $127.62 pending and more or less being counted as NOT in our bank account until roughly 2:30 tomorrow afternoon.
5 - We have other things we used our debit card for being taken out tonight. Each of those is going to come with a $34 overdraft fee now.
6 - We're going to owe $136 in overdraft fees UNLESS we get lucky and the pre-authorization is dropped tonight.
7 - The bank says they can't remove the pre-authorization without physical consent(email or fax)from T-Mobile.
8 - (The best part) T-Mobile can't send consent because that pre-authorization doesn't exist in their system.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Ask your bank to waive the charges. Unless your a serial overdrafter, most banks would rather eat the charge than piss off a customer and drive them to another bank.
The last time we had an overdraft was maybe four or five months ago because we under estimated how much gas we were going to need that pay period, and the last time before that was in 2012. We are normally very careful with our bank account. But we'll try that if it comes to it. Thanks for the advice.
Write to T-Mobile with proof of the charges caused by their error and ask for compensation. Do the same as you would to the bank, threaten to change to another service provider.
When I worked for the council, if we took money we weren't supposed to and it caused charges, we would pay those charges.
Also, turn off Overdraft on your bank. In no way shape or form are they required to have it on your account (and it's now illegal to sign you up for it without your consent). I'd rather a card get declined than pay $38 a pop. That'd save you a headache of owing that much. Worse case for those other charges is they would just get declined and would charge again next day.
So turns out we got lucky and the hold was removed before the funds were taken out for the other stuff. So we've now got a positive balance. Thank heaven for small favors I guess.
It's less of a fuck list and more of...would like to be home more and need a break from work...
Somebody quit unexpectantly without notice today. My workload has now tripled.
Quote from: Ian "Wolfie" Trumps on May 28, 2015, 01:16:40 PM
It's less of a fuck list and more of...would like to be home more and need a break from work...
I can identify with that mate, it's 109 days since I was last in my own country!
Should be back within the vicinity of the correct continent soon though!
So, I've fucked up pretty bad. Incredibly bad.
With one action I have basically ended a relationship of four years, with the mother of both of my children.
Fuck.
Sorry to hear, Stoner.
Hope things work themselves out, brother.
Quote from: Jon on June 07, 2015, 10:03:14 PM
Sorry to hear, Stoner.
Hope things work themselves out, brother.
This.
Fingers crossed that the consequences aren't as bad as you fear. Rooting for you man.
nothing that bad my man ... she is the mother of your kids , right now my man my advise is to relax and have a talk with her , things may not be as bad as you think it is . if you need to vent , shoulder to cry or someone to just listen to what you got to say , I am here for you ... hell I know most of the people here will do what they can to help also.
pm , skype me any time my man ... got your back
Shit mate, sorry to hear that. Hopefully things can be sorted out in the long run.
Chin up man, we all make mistakes and at the time they seem to be the worst possible thing, but sometimes they work out. Hopefully this is one of those times for you and your missus.
fucking right arm went dead this morning could not life or even push my chair ... had to sit out of work today because can only use my left hand to type ... pull a muscle in my shoulder few days ago , but it was getting better , so I thought , right now got ice pack tape to it ... hate missing work
fuck fuck fuck
So I've been at my new job for a month now, when I was hired I was told "as we're a retail store we are open Saturdays, but you can take a day off during the week".
So I've only had 2 weeks that I've gotten a day off, and that was per my request, oppose actually getting my day off. When I asked if I could get on a schedule of what day I can have off during the week, I was told "Cory we want to get you more comfortable with the store and day to day before we can start giving you your day off".
Ok, well now I know about as much as I could grasp....but still no talk from my boss regarding my day off. Im working 45hrs a week but only getting paid for 40.
The thing that makes this awkward for me to ask, is everyone around me appears to be working 6 days a week. But I dont know if that's what they were hired on for or just because its the "busy" season they're just working what they need to. However because im salary im only getting paid for 40, where the rest of the staff is hourly so I know their getting paid for the extra day.
Just have no idea really how to approach the boss about this without sounding like a dickhead. I've tried to run the conversation through my head but haven't found a good way to bring this up.
It doesn't make you a dickhead to query why you're working for free. Just ask them. If you don't make them aware that you're questioning it now, they won't hesitate to pull the same thing in future. If you signed a contract based on a 40 hour week or an hourly rate, you work according to your contract.
Just ask for a minute to discuss it and be honest. As long as you're not aggressive or dickish about it then you'll be fine.
Wait 6 day weeks? Is that a thing?
Frequently.
I guess things are different over here... I'm frequently doing 45 hour weeks but they're over 5 days.
Cory, you need to stand your grown.
Quote from: Cory on June 15, 2015, 03:51:44 PM
So I've been at my new job for a month now, when I was hired I was told "as we're a retail store we are open Saturdays, but you can take a day off during the week".
So I've only had 2 weeks that I've gotten a day off, and that was per my request, oppose actually getting my day off. When I asked if I could get on a schedule of what day I can have off during the week, I was told "Cory we want to get you more comfortable with the store and day to day before we can start giving you your day off".
Ok, well now I know about as much as I could grasp....but still no talk from my boss regarding my day off. Im working 45hrs a week but only getting paid for 40.
The thing that makes this awkward for me to ask, is everyone around me appears to be working 6 days a week. But I dont know if that's what they were hired on for or just because its the "busy" season they're just working what they need to. However because im salary im only getting paid for 40, where the rest of the staff is hourly so I know their getting paid for the extra day.
Just have no idea really how to approach the boss about this without sounding like a dickhead. I've tried to run the conversation through my head but haven't found a good way to bring this up.
Welcome to the team of salaried employees. I know how you feel.
On another note, 97 degree weather and a protein shake does not mix well.
Cory, Dorling is totally right, the only way you deal with these kind of situations is by approaching your boss in a calm and professional manner and raising your concerns. You don't need to start quoting your contract terms (save that for later down the line if things aren't resolved) but you do need to explain your position and get confirmation from your boss on what their position is.
In any employment case I've dealt with, the issue is always communication (or lack thereof). One side is always steaming away quietly, while the other side thinks everything is fine. You're all professionals and you all work for the same team, so there's absolutely no issue with asking questions and seeking clarification on your understanding of how things work - especially when you've only been there a short time.
Speak to the guy in charge, let him know what you're thinking and see what the response is. Then at least you know where you stand, what you can expect in the future and how you deal with things moving forward.
Don't worry about being the noob rocking the boat, the whole reason you're asking the questions is because you're new and you need to know what's going on early on, to avoid things becoming an issue later on down the line.
Good luck.
Ya'll must think people sign contracts for work on this side of the Atlantic. Unless you're a fracking CEO, everything is at will. Even salaried positions.
Cory, please don't take advice from people living on the other side of the world.
I don't want to disrespect anyone here. I care about the folks here which is why I'm saying this.
The corporate atmosphere is such that if a new guy raises even the slightest concern, he can be fired and replaced in the blink of an eye.
Having said that I'm speaking as someone in the N.Y.area. Canada may be completely different. Point is you need a grasp of your own local environment.
Not implying you should suck corporate dick for the rest of your life. Just that you should be aware of possible consequences.
Seriously, you can't even raise the slightest concern about working hours or conditions in general? And you don't have contracts?
That's fucking disgusting and illegal in this country. As it should be in the US.
Quote from: Duckman on June 16, 2015, 08:01:38 AM
Seriously, you can't even raise the slightest concern about working hours or conditions in general? And you don't have contracts?
That's fucking disgusting and illegal in this country. As it should be in the US.
As a salaried employee you are considered exempt from being paid for overtime. The expectation is that if you're salaried that it's an unwritten rule that you work over if you need/have to because something needs to get done, not because you expect to be paid or given recognition for it.
Workers are just another resource here Sam. He might not get fired, some bosses have slight traces of conscience, but it will absolutely go against him in performance reviews or promotion opportunities.
Remember how hard he said it was to get such a position without experience. I have a feeling they hired with full intention of manipulating that as leverage to get everything they can from him.
Sorry :(
A lot of salary positions pay you for ~46 hrs a week though, even if you're only working 40, to take the overtime into account. Check your pay stub.
I would listen to DQ and Justin even though they're south of the border, the same thing is applicable up here in Canada especially as a management employee. You're paid more because you have more responsibility; working extra hours to make sales targets, covering shifts when you're employee has a hang nail and can't come in etc. That's part of your job description and really not negotiable.
Quote from: Drama Queen on June 16, 2015, 08:26:21 AM
Workers are just another resource here Sam. He might not get fired, some bosses have slight traces of conscience, but it will absolutely go against him in performance reviews or promotion opportunities.
Remember how hard he said it was to get such a position without experience. I have a feeling they hired with full intention of manipulating that as leverage to get everything they can from him.
Sorry :(
Exactly. You worked hard to get the position and if you go to raise a concern, unfortunately they will see you only as a young guy who isn't cut our for management because he doesn't won't to put in the extra effort.
Quote from: Tritch on June 16, 2015, 09:42:25 AM
A lot of salary positions pay you for ~46 hrs a week though, even if you're only working 40, to take the overtime into account. Check your pay stub.
Checked mine. And went back and checked mine at my previous employer. I only get paid for 40.
Quote from: Captain Metro on June 16, 2015, 09:58:51 AM
I would listen to DQ and Justin even though they're south of the border, the same thing is applicable up here in Canada especially as a management employee. You're paid more because you have more responsibility; working extra hours to make sales targets, covering shifts when you're employee has a hang nail and can't come in etc. That's part of your job description and really not negotiable.
Yeah, that's what I figured. I was worrying that "rocking the boat" as the new guy was a sentence for them to say fuck this dude, lets starting looking for his replacement
....but still just spoke with her this morning before anyone else was in and was like "hey dont want to be a dick, but can I start scheduling my day off" and she agreed. I had to be flexible with the day (Monday, Friday, Saturday were no gos) but boys talked her in, THURSDAYS OFF.
Lets go. I imagine once the summer rush dies off and when no one comes in for days on end come fall/winter I'm gonna try and see if I can get a Sunday/Monday off, but I'm happy with the 'win' for the new guy.
Justin that is an expectation with those in the retail sector in the UK too.
I'm just going through the process of a promotion to a salaried role so I don't get paid for the overtime I do. It's just one of those things
Quote from: Duckman on June 16, 2015, 08:01:38 AM
Seriously, you can't even raise the slightest concern about working hours or conditions in general? And you don't have contracts?
That's fucking disgusting and illegal in this country. As it should be in the US.
HAHAHAHAHA
You should read up on 'Right to Work' Laws some time.
Or ask jag
Quote from: T-Chen on June 16, 2015, 02:57:37 PM
HAHAHAHAHA
You should read up on 'Right to Work' Laws some time.
Right to work laws just say "you have a right to work without being forced to join a union". They don't cover contracts for employment or shit like that.
Man, I'm so glad I don't work in that sector. Or America to be honest.
The level of employment rights you guys have, compared to us, is almost zero - from what you're saying and the attitudes people have to raising even the slightest concern or question about their job or working conditions.
Every job I've ever had, from the age of 14 onwards, has had a contract and has been protected by employment legislation.
Mind you, I did watch Last Week Tonight a couple of weeks back and they were doing a bit on how only the States and Papa New Guinea don't give women paid maternity leave and some of the horror stories they had about women giving birth on a Sunday and being forced back to work the following Wednesday because they couldn't afford not to, was heartbreaking. Over here women get 52 weeks maternity leave at 90% of the usual wage and are still entitled to pay rises and other benefits.
It's actually pretty sad to see the way employers treat you guys in the US and also how little statutory legal protection you seem to have. Or maybe it's just the industries you guys work in, but it seems so unfair.
Anyway, good luck to all of you.
You want really fucked up. Some states paying you way less than minimum of your a waiter/waitress cause your tips should compensate you enough to make it like minimum. Some states even make you pay taxes on the tips you "should" receive oh but you also have to make sure to tip out the busboys out of what you should have got but they get full minimum wage and don't have to report their tips
Glad I don't work over there. I won't even be paying income tax if I get to work in the sun for another 70 days.
Oh and I got in to Edinburgh Castle for free because I work for her majesty's forces (aka the Hero Card).
Quote from: Sgt. Josh Underpants on June 17, 2015, 06:00:00 AM
You want really fucked up. Some states paying you way less than minimum of your a waiter/waitress cause your tips should compensate you enough to make it like minimum. Some states even make you pay taxes on the tips you "should" receive oh but you also have to make sure to tip out the busboys out of what you should have got but they get full minimum wage and don't have to report their tips
We had something similar to that here in Canada. My last job we got tips and we were "supposed" to claim our tips and though we made minimum wage, the raises were trash (even for min. wage job standards here in Canada). I was there over 3 years and my base pay was $10.80 and min. wage currently is $10.60).
We didn't get raises because our employer considered our tips part of the wage. I'm not complaining, it could have been way worse and it is min. wage job to your room to bitch about compensation is limited, but still companies do get away with a lot of shit like that.
No, no, no...in the States minimum wage for tipped employees is 2.13 per hour. 10 buck tipped minimum wage? You're a funny guy.
I started out making 7.25 at my last job. After 5 years of sweat and tears and putting my all into that company, working supervisor roles without the title or pay, etc. etc. ... They finally decided to give me $8 a month before I quit. This was all while going to high school and college.
California be treating me nice and protecting me. Hell most of the time i want to work more and they won't let me.
Quote from: T-Chen on June 17, 2015, 10:36:19 AM
No, no, no...in the States minimum wage for tipped employees is 2.13 per hour. 10 buck tipped minimum wage? You're a funny guy.
JESUS.
I've seen my hourly pay raise almost 5 dollars in 4 years.
Making 15+ digging holes and weed wackin Year round.
Quote from: Justin on June 16, 2015, 08:09:06 AM
As a salaried employee you are considered exempt from being paid for overtime. The expectation is that if you're salaried that it's an unwritten rule that you work over if you need/have to because something needs to get done, not because you expect to be paid or given recognition for it.
And this is why when the mere mention of moving from hourly to salary was made to me at my job, I declined. I'm almost certain the topic will come up again though, especially now that I basically went up from assistant manager to the full on store manager (I was doing all that that entails already anyway just didn't have the title bump).
So my girl cheated on me while she was on a trip to Israel.
I've been cheated on a lot in my life. We're engaged. I'm really in a fucked up place right now and for those of you I'm in mafia or BB with I may be stagnant for a bit at best unless we magically work something out.
This really sucks. We live together too.
Sorry to hear that Doug.
I hope things work out.
Quote from: Doug E Fresh on June 28, 2015, 09:06:34 PM
So my girl cheated on me while she was on a trip to Israel.
I've been cheated on a lot in my life. We're engaged. I'm really in a fucked up place right now and for those of you I'm in mafia or BB with I may be stagnant for a bit at best unless we magically work something out.
This really sucks. We live together too.
Nothing I can say will make you feel better.
Just hope in the end you are happy with whatever decision comes next.
Sorry bro. Best of luck. If things are meant to be, they'll be.
You can always move into an apartment in San Diego with BD and I. We can even make a sitcom out of it. "3 Dudes, 4 Feet"
I'm sorry to hear that Doug.
Doug, that fucking sucks. Do what you gotta do but it's on your terms now man.
*brohugs*
Don't worry about Mafia/BB/Any other games dude - they're just that, Games. You look after yourself dude, you're more important than a coupla games :)
Hoping things get better for ya dude.
This story gets worse apparently... I'll tell it when I know more and have time to stew.
:'(
Sorry bro.
Keep your head up bro
Sorry to hear this mate. Chin up and don't let it beat you down...easier said than done I know.
All the best.
Alright guys, we just had a long sitdown. Short of it is this:
She went on a trip. She didn't cheat. She was taken advantage of by one of the locals. Her best friend who was also on the trip confessed this to me after I demanded to know what she knew. Happened on the last night of the trip. Was a soldier who was in town the same night they were having their last night out.
She told me she cheated on me because she didn't want me to know what really happened. She has a couple cuts and bruises too. I am still processing all of this and trying to figure out whether to believe this or not. Her best friend backs up everything and I don't see why she'd make up a story after my girl first told me she cheated.
So yea. If this is true, then this makes me feel even worse. Like I just don't fucking know man.
Quote from: Doug E Fresh on June 29, 2015, 08:50:33 PM
Alright guys, we just had a long sitdown. Short of it is this:
She went on a trip. She didn't cheat. She was taken advantage of by one of the locals. Her best friend who was also on the trip confessed this to me after I demanded to know what she knew. Happened on the last night of the trip. Was a soldier who was in town the same night they were having their last night out.
She told me she cheated on me because she didn't want me to know what really happened. She has a couple cuts and bruises too. I am still processing all of this and trying to figure out whether to believe this or not. Her best friend backs up everything and I don't see why she'd make up a story after my girl first told me she cheated.
So yea. If this is true, then this makes me feel even worse. Like I just don't fucking know man.
Not sure if you're looking for opinions but here is mine....
When you say taken advantage of I assume sexual assault. While I am not downplaying her claim it seems too convenient. Im not sure how you found out that she cheated originally but it seems like she saw how upset you were and she ans her friend possibly cooked up the story.
I say that because I think your future wife would tell you that something happened to her instead of breaking your heart and jeopardizing your future together.
I found out at first from her. She came to me and said it. I asked her friend and thats what her friend told me and her friend told me that she was afraid to tell me the truth.
This happened in another country while they were on a trip. She's got some cuts and stuff too. I dunno. That's all I got right now.
Quote from: Doug E Fresh on June 29, 2015, 09:58:59 PM
I found out at first from her. She came to me and said it. I asked her friend and thats what her friend told me and her friend told me that she was afraid to tell me the truth.
This happened in another country while they were on a trip. She's got some cuts and stuff too. I dunno. That's all I got right now.
Did she report it to the local authorities?
Bro , honest she might be ashamed , that reason she told you that she cheated is because, she is scare and afraid. she was sexual assaulted , violated and some part of her feels it was her fault that it happen and she would rather you be mad at her , than tell you the truth , because some part of herself is mad at herself. Honestly , I don't think she would make it up . She needs help, she going to need to get counselling, if you want to believe her or not that your choice. I still say she needs to get some help . my opinion is I don't think made any of this up . I feel bad for her and you bro. get her some help my man . things like this happen ... really does happen , people prey on Americans overseas. especially young women.
I talked to her friend. She claimed that it was reported to the trip director. I'm getting her on the phone tomorrow. I will know the truth and see what action needs to be taken if true.
I'm not sure which outcome to hope for here bro, both suck ass. Good luck.
I'm running around in circles trying to get ahold of this person while still trying to do the daily life. The harder it gets to hunt for info, the more it makes me believe its truth. And she isn't doing well here at home either. I'm making her stay with at her moms this weekend to see if they can help her get her head on straight.
Jesus. What a horrible situation for everyone involved. I hope this all gets sorted out soon mate.
Man that's fucking brutal, I can only imagine the shit running through your head right now.
If you're looking for opinions, I think for you man, it comes down to a trust thing.
At the end of the day man it's all about how comfortable you are with her, because the reality from us not knowing your guys relationship is that Justin's theory is a possibility, as awful as that sounds. Is she the kind of girl that would fuck up badly one night, then fabricate a story with her friend, maybe even cause self harm to make it more believable?
Or is she what BD said, a terrible thing happened to her and she was just ashamed to tell you? It's odd that she would lie and go right for something that would instantly jeopardize your relationship and saying she cheated, when if she just said she had been taken advantage of and shown you the harm you'd be at least 1000x more understanding, but who knows what was going on for her trying to figure out how to handle this with you after being sexual assaulted?
You're doing the right thing getting as much information from uninfluenced people as possible.
It's all about your trust in this girl man. Especially if she is your fiance, you obviously know her well enough to be able to judge the situation. If she's the kind of person that COULD come up with a lie like that, I'm siding with Justin and calling bullshit on the sexual assault thing. If she's always been honest and never has any questionable calls in your relationship why wouldnt you believe her?
You're a hella smart dude, you'll make the right call in the end man.
Opinion wise, maybe it's just me, but don't let your heart rule your gut.
Dating sites. I mean seriously, fuck dating sites. A collection of the most clichéd and unoriginal women (and possibly men, I can't comment as I don't check men's profiles) that I would have thought possible.
"Loves to laugh" "likes walks on the beach" "must be career driven" "must be family oriented" "I'm just as comfortable in jeans and sneakers as I am in heels" "family and friends are important to me" "looking for friendship which can build into something" "drama-free, no baggage here"
Oh my god, the clichés are fucking endless! I mean seriously, these and others appear word for word in so many profiles, they surely must be copied and pasted from each other.
These fucking vacuous cunts actually make me grateful to be single if that's all the dating pool has to offer.
They all list yoga and running amongst their interests, yet prove to be completely clueless about both.
Lose interest when they find out I do not drink at all nor have a college degree or that I'm agnostic or that I'm vegetarian or that I don't like watching sports even though all of these things are quite clearly stated in my profile.
I'm sure I probably come across as a cunt in my profile too, but this thread is for ranting and so I felt like doing so.
As you were.
Bubbly = fat
for my psychology coursework, I once had to statistically analyse 200+ personal dating ads.
It was a special kind of hell and I feel your pain, DQ.
Quote from: Adam Wrong on July 03, 2015, 05:28:18 PM
Bubbly = fat
Invariably accompanied by photos consisting solely of headshots :)
Quote from: Jennifer on July 03, 2015, 05:57:34 PM
for my psychology coursework, I once had to statistically analyse 200+ personal dating ads.
It was a special kind of hell and I feel your pain, DQ.
+1 for actually making me feel sane. "It's not me, it's them"
Quote from: Drama Queen on July 03, 2015, 06:09:12 PM
Invariably accompanied by photos consisting solely of headshots :)
Or group pics where they are hidden by more attractive people
Quote from: Adam Wrong on July 03, 2015, 06:40:15 PM
Or group pics where they are hidden by more attractive people
I actually respect the ones who show pictures that don't hide their body type.
But then there are those who like to say in their profile "I'm not a gym rat" or "I don't live at the gym" "I don't obsess with counting calories"
Like they are the ones with disdain for those of us who actually give a shit about our health.
Here is an actual profile.... I just clicked on it at random, but it sums up a lot of what I'm talking about.
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"I like to be spontaneous sometimes and get away from the routine. I Love traveling and I enjoy good food. I enjoy being outdoors also doing low key things like watching a movie in cuddling. I work hard, I'm loyal, honest and a caring person. I love and care for animals. I am looking for a best friend, lover, someone that is honest, down to earth and above all that respect me. A man that treats me right and make me laugh. Someone that likes to enjoy simple things in life and appreciates family and values"
I mean, seriously.... I challenge anyone to break that down and point out a single thing in the above paragraph that is remotely individual.
I'll be honest... I know I'm including it in the fuck list, but at times I am more amused by it than frustrated. But it's kind of a sad reflection on us as a whole though, are we really such sheep? Or is it just people on dating sites? Doesn't just about everybody who's not in a relationship use dating sites these days though?
I'm thinking this might be an interesting topic for the upcoming MFX show.
Anyone say?
I refuse to wash my flaps.
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It's not all bad mate, I met my girlfriend on a dating site and we've been together over 6 years now!
Quote from: Dorling on July 04, 2015, 05:02:06 AM
It's not all bad mate, I met my girlfriend on a dating site and we've been together over 6 years now!
I married a girl from a sort of dating site....not stictly, but like a community meet up site thing.
there you go it not all bad my man
Guess you just need to separate the wheat from the chaff.
I met my wife on a dating site. It's a matter of just looking over all of that fluff and look at their interests. Message them about their interests and see if they actually do like what they say they do. Once you can connect on something then go from there.
Oh by all means, I know there are people who have had success through them, I didn't mean to imply that they are all bad... but when I see so much uniformity in so many profiles though it kind of blows my mind... like I say, sometimes it amuses me... other times it makes me facepalm.
It actually reminds me of a great segment on an MFX show about people putting on a front, presenting an image of themselves for the purpose of dating.
Quote from: Ian "Wolfie" Trumps on July 04, 2015, 06:01:33 AM
I married a girl from a sort of dating site....not stictly, but like a community meet up site thing.
Actually I did too. You think I would've learned my lesson ;D
So it happened. After days of hassle I got the report that was submitted (I actually had to have her get it which was hard on her). Belief doesn't matter now as there is something concrete that states what happened. I guess now the healing part happens. She's stayed at her moms the last couple days I get to see her tonight or tomorrow.
Where was her friend during this situation? Why did she let her be on her own with this stranger
I wish you both the best going forward Doug.
That sucks. You two will be able to get through it, just make sure to be her rock through it all.
Her friend actually chose to go after a random hookup because she was single. So it happened while they were apart.
The last night of the trip, everyone there was free to go out in the city and drink and do as they please. There was no alcohol allowed most of the trip. So it was party night I guess.
We've got a road ahead. Just gonna try and keep relationship stuff private from people and work her back into doing regular things in the meantime. She goes back to work this week so that could help some I guess. We're on opposite schedules this summer so I don't see her much during the week.
All the best man. I'm sure you guys will get through this. Stay strong.
Quote from: Cory on June 15, 2015, 03:51:44 PM
So I've been at my new job for a month now, when I was hired I was told "as we're a retail store we are open Saturdays, but you can take a day off during the week".
So I've only had 2 weeks that I've gotten a day off, and that was per my request, oppose actually getting my day off. When I asked if I could get on a schedule of what day I can have off during the week, I was told "Cory we want to get you more comfortable with the store and day to day before we can start giving you your day off".
Ok, well now I know about as much as I could grasp....but still no talk from my boss regarding my day off. Im working 45hrs a week but only getting paid for 40.
The thing that makes this awkward for me to ask, is everyone around me appears to be working 6 days a week. But I dont know if that's what they were hired on for or just because its the "busy" season they're just working what they need to. However because im salary im only getting paid for 40, where the rest of the staff is hourly so I know their getting paid for the extra day.
Just have no idea really how to approach the boss about this without sounding like a dickhead. I've tried to run the conversation through my head but haven't found a good way to bring this up.
...just got let go today.
FUCK!
Sucks dude. I hope something else comes along for you soon.
What was their reasoning?
Quote from: Adam Wrong on July 10, 2015, 12:47:00 PM
What was their reasoning?
They just said they weren't going to be able to keep me on, they wanted someone who when the busy season was over that they could leave the store for a few weeks and feel comfortable that it was in good hands.
For a 22 year old, fresh out of college manager who had 6 hours of formal training (no 2 week training period) before being given the entire store to manage, I think I did pretty well for myself.
It was a pool store, and considering for 8 out of the 12 months is a graveyard and its insane May/June/July/August, and of course I came in right at things were just getting nuts (May) I got some good experience I guess, I just kinda wish they would have kept me on until the dead season so I can learn how the store works and get on the floor more, rather than playing catch-up with the overload of work I've had since day 1.
Sales had a broke even in May and 1.2% increase in June and the floor staff consistently reminded me that I was much easier to work with than the previous manager, so I'm going to go to my soccer game tonight, hopefully bag a brace and go all in at the pub after.
Im on my lunch now, they said I could leave or stay until 5pm, so I'm going to do IMO the right thing and work my shift and try and help out the next guy as much as I possibly could by having all the affairs I was working on in order.
And luckily I saved every penny that I made there so there no panic for me to HAVE to find work immediately if the right job isn't there, I got a nice little nest egg to sit on for a bit.
Retail are cunts mate. Avoid at all costs talking from experience.
Quote from: Ian "Wolfie" Trumps on July 10, 2015, 01:24:22 PM
Retail are cunts mate. Avoid at all costs talking from experience.
i got to agree with Ian here
I wouldn't be so quick to tar all of retail with the same brush. You definitely got a raw deal here but you got some valuable experiences which you could take with you to your next job.
In terms of expecting more out their staff than any other western industry and seemingly not giving a shit...spefically how the treat management...I will tar on.
I was on holiday last week and it totally slipped my mind that I needed keys to open the store until 4:30am this morning when I was leaving for work...
Not to mention my phone broke again and I had no numbers. Absolute miracle that I found a colleagues number through Facebook and she woke up... Don't know how I opened on time. Absolutely fcking knackered now tho
Ticketmaster and ticket touts.
Jetlag
homework
25 page final projects.
So I have nowhere else to put this as not advertising it on social media but really need to unload in a neutral environment where I know you only through this medium.
My fiancee left me today. Calling it a 1 month break and stating long term misgivings about marrying me.
I'm in a pretty low place at the moment and wasn't expecting that. She's moved some of her stuff out, taken the fish and said she'll be in contact when she decides what she wants from us.
I'm a little lost if I'm honest guys...
wow i dunno wat to say about that adam im sorry. its been my experience tho that if she started moving stuff out then this isnt just a 1 month separation. can i ask, wat happened to make her decide this? an argument? an action? anything?
We had a disagreement out of the blue. Both sulked a bit and usual thing I expected to talk apologise the following day. She turns around and says she doesn't think we should get married...
Her reasons are... weak at best. I've been going through a crap time with work and I don't share my shit with anyone. I explained this to her and asked for her support and... well she's done this...
Quote from: Adam Wrong on December 14, 2015, 11:10:57 AM
We had a disagreement out of the blue. Both sulked a bit and usual thing I expected to talk apologise the following day. She turns around and says she doesn't think we should get married...
Her reasons are... weak at best. I've been going through a crap time with work and I don't share my shit with anyone. I explained this to her and asked for her support and... well she's done this...
sounds to me like she planned this. im sorry bro we r definitely here for u
I'm sorry to hear this Adam. The only positive I suppose is at least this has happened before you got married.
I'd hate to be in a position where I'm legally bound to someone and then something like this happens. Obviously that sounds a bit cold but that's always how I think about these things. Being terrified of commitment myself, I find marriage a really dodgy prospect that rarely ends well for friends of my age who do it. Maybe that's just me though! I'm sure some folks out there get married in their late 20s-early 30s and do what my parents have done and will stay together for 35 years. Just seems like a lot of our generation get married and then jump off after a few years.
Anyway, I'm rambling. Maybe she's worried about something other than the commitment, or anything you've done? I mean, has she at least given you something more than she's not sure you should get married after a minor fight? Seems weird. Is there something else going on with her to make her react like this?
Was there any build up or anything to it, or just completely out of the blue?
Got to admit, I'm not really the person to offer relationship advice, but I'm always about if you want to vent or shoot the shit. Was just saying to Abrigo on Saturday that you're one of my favourite people I've met through all this and it's a shame we didn't get the chance to do the meet up and NXT show together - think we would've had a blast.
Anyway buddy, drop me a line about if you want to keep things off here - you can DM me on Facebook any time.
Stay strong and I hope everything works out for you guys for the best.
Shit mate, just in time for Christmas too.
Relationship break ups are hard enough already when it's expected but to do this to someone so committed out of the blue must really sting. Same as the other guys, I'm about if you need to vent etc.
Thanks lads. It means a lot it really does.
It was totally out of the blue. The reasons given are as follows
I have female friends (without whom we wouldn't be together)
I lose my temper infrequently but will do at silly things (inanimate objects)
We go to sleep at different times (I sleep for about 4 hours a night)
I don't share my problems and bottle it up (typical man thing)
I've given her pet names on a one off basis she doesn't like...
Literally petty things that apparently the sum of are bigger than our relationship.
And yes, it's a lot better now than 10 years and 2 kids down the line. It's still gutting though.
women are petty in general....just sayin.
Adam, I can not help to understand what you are going through at this moment. But I have to ask you a question, can you see your life without her. You ask the question , you made the chose to spend the rest of your life with her and she agree to it because she said yes, means she made the choose also . My man , I ask you is she worth fighting for , because you are now at a point where you can chalk it up to her changing her mind and not wanting to do so, her just being scare , because marriage is a life changing event. and people would rather do dumb things and throw away happiness because they fear change in there life and want to avoid it at all cost or you can sit her down and fight through all he objections and get married still ...convincing her to return to you.
from what I read so far she has plan this for a while... it not a spare of the moment thing by no means. You are going to have to sit down with her and really have a long chat with her about this... balls in your court my man , you fight for her or you let her go once and for all . I know shitty options right. But in the end you can not let stuff like this linger , for your sanity and your health. Your a good man , that I know and honest I think she making a huge mistake in what she has done. know you got to make a chose fight to keep her or let her go... only you can make that decision , but my advice to help you is... how do you feel when your around her and how do you feel when your not. what does your gut tell you?
I do not envy you my friend , but I wish you the best and know your friends are always here to help you no matter what ... you take care
Quote from: Black Death on December 14, 2015, 12:26:16 PM
Adam, I can not help to understand what you are going through at this moment. But I have to ask you a question, can you see your life without her. You ask the question , you made the chose to spend the rest of your life with her and she agree to it because she said yes, means she made the choose also . My man , I ask you is she worth fighting for , because you are now at a point where you can chalk it up to her changing her mind and not wanting to do so, her just being scare , because marriage is a life changing event. and people would rather do dumb things and throw away happiness because they fear change in there life and want to avoid it at all cost or you can sit her down and fight through all he objections and get married still ...convincing her to return to you.
from what I read so far she has plan this for a while... it not a spare of the moment thing by no means. You are going to have to sit down with her and really have a long chat with her about this... balls in your court my man , you fight for her or you let her go once and for all . I know shitty options right. But in the end you can not let stuff like this linger , for your sanity and your health. Your a good man , that I know and honest I think she making a huge mistake in what she has done. know you got to make a chose fight to keep her or let her go... only you can make that decision , but my advice to help you is... how do you feel when your around her and how do you feel when your not. what does your gut tell you?
I do not envy you my friend , but I wish you the best and know your friends are always here to help you no matter what ... you take care
i second this
Well I had a helluva a weekend. Friday night I went to a Christmas party and then left to go hang out with my other friends. About two hours later, when I'm drunk after drinking half of a Yard and three beers mind you, I get a call from my friend that he had destroyed her sink, wouldn't open the door for her husband, and threw up everywhere. They kicked him out to the porch after he opened the door and I had to sober up and go deal with that mess. Then on Saturday night I had a nice date for my work Christmas dinner and her birthday party. It went alright other than my friend's boyfriend being an ass. However, after her birthday party it turns out the boyfriend broke up with my friend without giving a reason and, at the same time, my date decided to leave with her friends. The next day it turns out he was cheating on her with another teacher we know. That teacher knows what's up now and it's a hot mess. I went shopping with my friend yesterday after all that drama and we had dinner so at least the weekend ended on a good note after the chaos that happened before hand.
Quote from: GM Franchise on December 14, 2015, 01:43:39 PM
Well I had a helluva a weekend. Friday night I went to a Christmas party and then left to go hang out with my other friends. About two hours later, when I'm drunk after drinking half of a Yard and three beers mind you, I get a call from my friend that he had destroyed her sink, wouldn't open the door for her husband, and threw up everywhere. They kicked him out to the porch after he opened the door and I had to sober up and go deal with that mess. Then on Saturday night I had a nice date for my work Christmas dinner and her birthday party. It went alright other than my friend's boyfriend being an ass. However, after her birthday party it turns out the boyfriend broke up with my friend without giving a reason and, at the same time, my date decided to leave with her friends. The next day it turns out he was cheating on her with another teacher we know. That teacher knows what's up now and it's a hot mess. I went shopping with my friend yesterday after all that drama and we had dinner so at least the weekend ended on a good note after the chaos that happened before hand.
fuck women lol
Had to put my dog to sleep today. RIP Grace, I'll always love you. :'(
Quote from: Knuckles on December 14, 2015, 05:59:25 PM
fuck women lol
90% of the drama was caused by men this weekend though lol, one cheating and the other one destroying a bathroom sink when he was drunk.
Quote from: Black Death on December 14, 2015, 12:26:16 PM
Adam, I can not help to understand what you are going through at this moment. But I have to ask you a question, can you see your life without her. You ask the question , you made the chose to spend the rest of your life with her and she agree to it because she said yes, means she made the choose also . My man , I ask you is she worth fighting for , because you are now at a point where you can chalk it up to her changing her mind and not wanting to do so, her just being scare , because marriage is a life changing event. and people would rather do dumb things and throw away happiness because they fear change in there life and want to avoid it at all cost or you can sit her down and fight through all he objections and get married still ...convincing her to return to you.
from what I read so far she has plan this for a while... it not a spare of the moment thing by no means. You are going to have to sit down with her and really have a long chat with her about this... balls in your court my man , you fight for her or you let her go once and for all . I know shitty options right. But in the end you can not let stuff like this linger , for your sanity and your health. Your a good man , that I know and honest I think she making a huge mistake in what she has done. know you got to make a chose fight to keep her or let her go... only you can make that decision , but my advice to help you is... how do you feel when your around her and how do you feel when your not. what does your gut tell you?
I do not envy you my friend , but I wish you the best and know your friends are always here to help you no matter what ... you take care
Thing is, the ball is in her court. She is the one whose visio of the future has changed.
I genuinely can't see a way back after the spiteful things she has done in the past week. Thank you for the support chaps. It means so much to me that this community is around.
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Losing a dog is horrific, you have my condolences buddy
Quote from: Adam Wrong on December 15, 2015, 07:11:00 AM
Thing is, the ball is in her court. She is the one whose visio of the future has changed.
I genuinely can't see a way back after the spiteful things she has done in the past week. Thank you for the support chaps. It means so much to me that this community is around.
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Losing a dog is horrific, you have my condolences buddy
Unfortunate as it is, it seems to me like you have the best (as in most pragmatic) mindset. (Granted, I'm not exactly a sentimental/romantic type, so take that for what it's worth.) I'm just sorry this happened to you. I know you will bounce back from it, I just hope it's sooner rather than later. As you already know we're here for you.
Mike, I'm sorry about your dog :(
Just found out our eldest cat had a stroke and had to be put down. so... yeah...
Sorry to steal your pet-based thunder Mike. For what it's worth, you have my condolences
Sorry to hear about your pets, Mike and Goldy. :(
Always bad times when you lose a pet. My thoughts are with both of you guys.
Some cunt has tea-leafed the Darth Vader head lamp the guys got me for my birthday a couple of years ago off of my desk
Laura and I chatted things through... and we're completely done. She moved out all her stuff Tuesday
Quote from: Mike Powers on December 14, 2015, 07:07:04 PM
Had to put my dog to sleep today. RIP Grace, I'll always love you. :'(
Sorry about your pup, Mike. We put my family dog to sleep a few months back. When I was on leave in August, I literally had to say goodbye to him. It's tough losing a part of your family. My condolences.
Quote from: Adam Wrong on December 24, 2015, 12:06:56 PM
Laura and I chatted things through... and we're completely done. She moved out all her stuff Tuesday
So sorry Adam. But I'm a big believer in things happening for a reason. It wasn't meant to be as hard as that's probably really hard to take in. You will find someone better and will find happiness. Sometimes it takes longer for others. I wish you the best mate. Keep your chin up.
My car is frozen solid can't even get it to start or get under the hood
Quote from: Sgt. Josh Underpants on December 28, 2015, 05:39:09 AM
My car is frozen solid can't even get it to start or get under the hood
It was 81 degrees here yesterday.
We had to put my cat of 6 years down today, and worst of all I made the call. I've had a history of animals, but none were more special than this dude and a large portion of my high school knew him because the AV class wanted to do a special on us when I posted his story on Facebook. Mike Snacks was his name.
Shitty neighbors neglected this cat. Never fed it, left it outside in -20. We first found out about him was the winter of 2009 when the snow plow driver stopped in front of our house with this cat that wouldn't move out of the way on the road, he just wanted food and to get warm. We said he wasn't ours but now we knew there was a potential stray. We found out the owners had like 4-5 cats that they neglected the hell out of.
That summer this fat ass cat just kept showing up on my deck at BBQs so we fed it. He was gross, ears were tattered, covered in scabs and war wounds but he was the friendliest cat I've ever seen. So calm, friendly as hell with the rest of the neighborhood cats often sharing food with them and stuff. At the time we had a strictly indoor cat that was a shitbag, so even though Mike was growing on us, we couldn't do much.
Another winter upon us and this damn cat is still outside on freezing temperatures so I said fuck it. I build him a bed in our woodshed with a doggy door for him to get in. I dropped close to $100 in heaters and lord knows the power bills. I dont know how many nights I stayed out in below 0 temperatures to give this guy company, feed him and the like. We dropped another $200 in ointments and stuff to deal with the scabs. He had no feeling in his ears due to frost bite and also had a broken rib that healed poorly (the vet said he was kicked by someone).
Heres a picture of him in his shed fort, happy as can be.
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So we got rid of the house cat in 2011 after it lost its mind and damaged my mothers arm quite badly. We were able to bring in Mike and that year I don't think I've ever seen an animal appreciate something so much. Things we're amazing for a year or so, and then we found out he had feline diabetes....the hard way.
Lanus insulin isn't cheap at all, but for this hard life this guy had he was worth it. Nights of his sugars getting too low and him suffering temporary blindness to diabetic seizures were some of the toughest things to see but he fought and managed to enjoy every day.
Trying to give him the best quality of life was tough, but again he deserved it. And then in 2014 he started having epileptic seizures, and in an animal I'll tell you right now there isn't a tougher thing to watch period. Uncontrollable seizures and gut wrenching moans...and there's really no treatment. He'd have one of these a month but keep getting back up, purring and snuggling with everyone....fucking tough bastard.
Long story short, his body started to shut down last week and I made the call to put him out of his suffering. The story of the comeback kitty if you will wasn't a pretty one at all, but the 600+ likes from everyone I met that knew his story on his "obituary post" on Facebook shows he truly touched a lot of people. I'll say if you're looking for a new pet, go to the SPCA first, as neglected pets are not only worthy, but are 10000x more satisfying.
So if you've read my "coping with grief" post that I needed to get off my chest, thank you. I'd be the first to go "ugh, its a pet get over it" but Mike was a very special case. I snapped the perfect picture of him a few nights ago to show no matter how much pain he might have been in, he was always going to put on a smile, purr, cross his paws and be the best companion he could be to the family and people that gave him the life he deserved.
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- Peace, Cory.
It's never "just a pet" mate. They are a part of your family. A part of your life. You did an amazing thing and he repaid you with years of love. Rip.
A close friend of mine has just been diagnosed with breast and cervical cancer... she's 28...
Fuck cancer.
Quote from: Adam Wrong on January 22, 2016, 02:23:29 AM
It's never "just a pet" mate. They are a part of your family. A part of your life. You did an amazing thing and he repaid you with years of love. Rip.
A close friend of mine has just been diagnosed with breast and cervical cancer... she's 28...
Fuck cancer.
Man is right Cory ... Much love to you brother
Also I am with you my man
FUCK CANCER
So I had to be taken to the ER this morning due to a chemical spill at work (I'm severely allergic to ammonia). Worst feeling ever being wheeled away by something out of my control and in a lot of pain. Good news is I'm fine again and they're giving me meds to open my lungs back up.
Cory - no such thing as 'just' a pet. Those little fuckers (I'm a dog man myself) love you unconditionally and are part of the family. It's devastating when they die. RIP to your feline buddy. If there's a pet heaven there's two of my dogs up there waiting to look at him weirdly and another one ready to chase him.
Adam - FUCK cancer. It touches us all in some way and it is indiscriminate and harsh. Fuck it.
Josh - glad to hear you're on the mend buddy. 'Chemical spill at work' is never a good starting place for a story.
Sending best wishes and good vibes to all of you guys at the moment.
I'm getting screwed around by my car warranty holder and I don't know what to do.
How are they screwing you around man?
FUCK THIS PREGNANCY!!
just so exhausted, getting ready for the baby, the cleaning, the heavy contractions making it seems shes in labor, the super late nights to the hospital, the lack of sleep i get and the lack of sleep yet to come. this cant possibly be normal right?
No...no....it gets worse...
fuck life sometimes ... it sucks
Last year my mom had 9 inches of her intestines removed due to a tumour causing a blockage. Today she finds out she has a second tumour on her ovaries and has to have a hysterectomy fairly urgently as they think it may be aggressive.
Fuck.
Best wishes to her mate
Really sorry to hear that Bammer. Best wishes to her and you mate. Let me know if you need anything.
Not dead yet...fuck in shit load of pain
Fuck Strikes
My depression has been hitting me hard over the last few weeks and I've been trying my best to fight but tonight I gave in and just let myself breakdown. I know I need help but it's hard for me to admit it. I just need to let everything out and this place has always been a safe place for me. I just want it known I have no intention of doing anything stupid like hurting myself I just wanted somewhere to just type. I took away the one thing I love from myself, I shaved my head and got rid of my beard. I just need a fresh start and that's the only way I know how to really let myself know there's something in my life I can control.
that good bro... Trust me i know , sometimes you knew to release , vent , talk , cry , yell and that what we are here for bro.
You're the man Josh, we're here for you brother.
Sorry to hear that Josh. I had a similar experience this past week after I found out the girl I'd been seeing was texting one of my guy friends and basically going behind my back plus lied to me about one or two things. However I've already moved on and got a date with another woman next Saturday night. Basically what I'm saying in my own way is this phase will pass and things will get better before you know it. :)
It's true. Dark days are shit days. I know very well
Job transition, my fiancee walking out on me abruptly.
Things will get better. They always do.
It took me losing a toe to finally get help with Depression. And that wasn't even a mental health Dr. My Kidney Dr was talking to me and she was the one that decided I had Depression. She's the one who got me going to Mental Health.
Things get better, you just have to live day to day, but at the same time if you think you need professional help, don't be afraid to get it.
Quote from: Sgt. Josh Underpants on May 01, 2016, 12:21:46 AM
My depression has been hitting me hard over the last few weeks and I've been trying my best to fight but tonight I gave in and just let myself breakdown. I know I need help but it's hard for me to admit it. I just need to let everything out and this place has always been a safe place for me. I just want it known I have no intention of doing anything stupid like hurting myself I just wanted somewhere to just type. I took away the one thing I love from myself, I shaved my head and got rid of my beard. I just need a fresh start and that's the only way I know how to really let myself know there's something in my life I can control.
I've often done a similar thing, I give myself a Mohawk when I want to snap out of a funk. It's amazing what a psychological difference something like that can make.
I notice some replies to this that are tied with circumstances, but it's important to remember that depression is not always based on things that happen in our lives. Sometimes it just hits us like a cold or a flu. I'm in a funk myself at the moment despite the fact that things are going pretty good in my life.
I hope things improve for you Josh.
Josh whether I'm on here or not I'll always be here for you man, you're a top bro. Depression sucks and it hurts like people don't realise and it can have it's triggers just the same as being happy has it triggers. People are affected differently. I've made no secret about the fact I suffer from a form of bipolar disease and it's exhausting but it's always nice to know there are people to lean on. Make sure you use those people you can lean on because there are people that love you unconditionally.
These hoes ain't loyal. One of my closest friends basically disrespected our other close friend at her birthday party all over her bf, who she's the mistress of mind you, getting mad over her getting a hug from our other friend. So he leaves, she decides to walk home, calls me crying, and then two of us went to go find her. The next day both myself and the birthday girl blew up at this friend and she played the victim card despite this kind of nonsense going on multiple times in recent months. So basically we're done with her drama so it all worked out nicely.
So... just found out that they're closing the team I work on at the end of July.
Yay. :'(
Just found out the gig I was supposed to be at tonight was actually yesterday and I am a moron who can't read dates. FML
Next you'll tell us, you just found out you accidentally dropped your stash in Roman's lunch.
Got home from work last night to find water pissing out the loft and light fixtures. Damn water tank sprang a leak.
Luckily landlord and plumber came round really quickly and got it sorted.
Damage wasn't too bad, carpets on the landing are soaked and there's some water staining on the walls and roof in the living room, but that should dry out and be able to re-painted.
Got to get a load of new towels though as they got soaked and stink now.
Then this morning I had no hot water for a shower or any hot water in the taps, so had to go to work without a shower.
Then I nearly missed my bus and had to sprint for it and bang on the side as it was pulling away. Thankfully I know the bus driver and he stopped and let me on.
Oh and we voted to leave the EU!
So yeah, last 24 hours have sucked.
fucking century link , so I get my new modem for my Internet on thurs ... hook everything up , no internet , call tech support, open a repair ticket , has tech schedule for Friday , at work all day , so have my neighbor ready to open the door for tech once he calls me let me know he on his way , I get no call all day , I get home , call up tech support ask about why tech did not show up , reason could not reach me , but I got no call all day , so have to re-schedule for Monday ... Bull shit excuse , more than likely tech went over on a job and could not fit me in , could least told me , I have not problem if things are busy , call would be nice , so have to wait until Monday before can get back online full time
Frustrating. But I'm very glad things have been looking up for you lately BD, you deserve it.
What the fuck, France cant catch a break. 2016 looking like it'll rival 2001 in terms of terror attacks from all over europe to what happened in Texas.
So sad man, fuck.
Fuck radical extremist terrorist scumbags.
Quote from: Cory on July 14, 2016, 10:31:56 PM
What the fuck, France cant catch a break. 2016 looking like it'll rival 2001 in terms of terror attacks from all over europe to what happened in Texas.
So sad man, fuck.
Don't forget about Orlando, Brussels, Baghdad, Ataturk, and Bangladesh.
Was Orlando not a confused religious man unsure and angry about his sexuality?
It wasn't an organised terrorist attack in the same vein as the others you mentioned.
plus to sound as cold and heartless at possible, i'm only really taken back when it's an attack in the West, perhaps because its similar to where I live and its far more relatable.....attacks in the middle east and Africa are in areas that are constantly facing oppression, direct wars with rival countries be in ISIS or Boko Haram. I'd never claim one was more significant than the other but in terms of hitting home, its attacks on Western countries.
And France, it's the 3rd one (Hebdo, Paris, and this).
It's such a fucking weird time. In Canada we've let I think almost 30,000 Syrian refugees in and I don't know how to feel. I'm certainly not as well informed as some, but I'm not completely left in the dark either.
On one side you see that the VAST majority of Syrian refugees are just honest people not wanting to live in a shithole of a country and in constant fear whether they'll get murdered or not, I take pride in my country being one of the safest on Earth and see no reason why in a place with so much land and little inhabiters we're perfect. Get the Syrians in, get them employed and paying taxes to help the economy and in turn expect them to be grateful and outstanding citizens.
...and then on the other hand there's fear that of the 30,000 it only takes a small handful to destroy everything. You've seen attacks in the more multicultural countries like France and Belgium that are absolutely horrific, you've seen the rise in rapes in Sweden and Germany.
The actions of the very select few installs a prejudice towards people who 98% just want a better life and I can say I've never been completely on board with Canada's Syrian immigration plan because of these tragedies. On one hand I want to extend my hand and help these people and on the other I want to say fuck you and you're stoneage way of thinking...I hope the Government sticks you up north in the snow in Nunavut or something.
I guess the bottom line is to let them in fearlessly and trust the scanning process, because if you live in fear, ISIS wins.
Quote from: Cory on July 15, 2016, 08:02:00 PM
plus to sound as cold and heartless at possible, i'm only really taken back when it's an attack in the West, perhaps because its similar to where I live and its far more relatable.....attacks in the middle east and Africa are in areas that are constantly facing oppression, direct wars with rival countries be in ISIS or Boko Haram. I'd never claim one was more significant than the other but in terms of hitting home, its attacks on Western countries.
And France, it's the 3rd one (Hebdo, Paris, and this).
It's such a fucking weird time. In Canada we've let I think almost 30,000 Syrian refugees in and I don't know how to feel. I'm certainly not as well informed as some, but I'm not completely left in the dark either.
On one side you see that the VAST majority of Syrian refugees are just honest people not wanting to live in a shithole of a country and in constant fear whether they'll get murdered or not, I take pride in my country being one of the safest on Earth and see no reason why in a place with so much land and little inhabiters we're perfect. Get the Syrians in, get them employed and paying taxes to help the economy and in turn expect them to be grateful and outstanding citizens.
...and then on the other hand there's fear that of the 30,000 it only takes a small handful to destroy everything. You've seen attacks in the more multicultural countries like France and Belgium that are absolutely horrific, you've seen the rise in rapes in Sweden and Germany.
The actions of the very select few installs a prejudice towards people who 98% just want a better life and I can say I've never been completely on board with Canada's Syrian immigration plan because of these tragedies. On one hand I want to extend my hand and help these people and on the other I want to say fuck you and you're stoneage way of thinking...I hope the Government sticks you up north in the snow in Nunavut or something.
I guess the bottom line is to let them in fearlessly and trust the scanning process, because if you live in fear, ISIS wins.
While I mostly agree with you - I think we have a lot of problems at home that we should take care of first. If I was working poor, homeless, or one of the many TFW's who have been deported despite working and getting little to no Government assistance, I'd be pissed at all the money being spent to accomadate the Syrian refugees.
Quote from: Captain Metro on July 16, 2016, 01:50:23 PM
While I mostly agree with you - I think we have a lot of problems at home that we should take care of first. If I was working poor, homeless, or one of the many TFW's who have been deported despite working and getting little to no Government assistance, I'd be pissed at all the money being spent to accomadate the Syrian refugees.
Completely. The economy down East is fucking awful, we have more schools and students than jobs to fill them and unless we want to uproot and move out west there's nothing here. No spending on new jobs, no spending on retention of young people and then you see not only all of the money the country is spending to accommodate refugees but then you see all of the help the government is giving them to help them get employed.
As someone who is currently unemployed who has multiple degrees and diplomas in business, marketing and management (I don't feel sorry for Art and History majors without jobs, cmon bro) its really tough to understand why the government doesnt want to take care of their own first. I'd say with people I've gone to school with maybe 1/4 is currently unemployed and 3/4 are working well out of their field at either a retail/food store or family business.
I guess that is the liberal government for you.
Considering how much to blame the west is for shit that has gone down in that part of the world, we have a moral obligation to assist all refugees. Even if our economies are 'messed up' our homes are not in ruins and we are not fearful of death 24/7.
It honestly angers me how apathetic we can be towards them. In the grand scheme of things refugees cost little to look after and ultimately are eager to become valuable members of our society.
Being scared of refugees is what ISIS wants and, as a reaction, is quite ignorant.
Calling Islam 'stone aged' is, again, pretty ignorant and only a reflection of the media attention on ISIS.
Finally, to say it only takes a handful to 'destroy everything' and then using European examples is just plain wrong. Everything is not destroyed here. Aside from the vocal right who are becoming more emboldened, the majority of us are united and will not give in to this hate.
Terrorism will always happen and it's not always muslims. End of. I hate seeing this kind of division amongst humans because of a very, very small amount of people.
Quote from: Dorling on July 16, 2016, 04:35:53 PM
Considering how much to blame the west is for shit that has gone down in that part of the world, we have a moral obligation to assist all refugees. Even if our economies are 'messed up' our homes are not in ruins and we are not fearful of death 24/7.
It honestly angers me how apathetic we can be towards them. In the grand scheme of things refugees cost little to look after and ultimately are eager to become valuable members of our society.
Being scared of refugees is what ISIS wants and, as a reaction, is quite ignorant.
Calling Islam 'stone aged' is, again, pretty ignorant and only a reflection of the media attention on ISIS.
Finally, to say it only takes a handful to 'destroy everything' and then using European examples is just plain wrong. Everything is not destroyed here. Aside from the vocal right who are becoming more emboldened, the majority of us are united and will not give in to this hate.
Terrorism will always happen and it's not always muslims. End of. I hate seeing this kind of division amongst humans because of a very, very small amount of people.
Yeah man I agree with almost all of this and touched on it in my post, I just happen to disagree on the negative stigma about refugees being from the vocal right, certainly there are thought who use it as propaganda and to fuel whatever to benefit them but as someone who is as non-religious and libertarian (I've been told that's what I am, honestly dont give a fuck about politics) I can just look at this with no real bias outside of pride of my country.
I've grown up around a lot of muslim immigrants and for a good period of my life was in a lot of households of friends and teammates who were muslim from Iran, Egypt, Bahrain. One of the closest families to mine are Muslims from Egypt. I can't speak for all muslims but in my community the way they treated women was pretty 'stone age' and they would tend to get aggressive with things like 'Merry Christmas' and our Canadian traditions, rather be more modernized and accepting of our culture.
Hence why in my post I was fairly contradictory as overall I want to help them but you can't be careless and blind to the risks that the very small few bring to affect the much greater whole. And when I said 'destroy everything' that was in regards to the idea that refugees are to be sought after and welcomed rather than feared after every attack fueling the right.
It seems like the liberals want to be the good guy, let as many refugees in as possible and call anyone who is even cautions an Islamophobe while at the same time be shocked, add a flag to their facebook picture and light a building different colors after a western city gets attacked and say something needs to be done....
....and the conservatives are too extreme and alienate every muslim even those who were born in their country to the point of where Its not out of this world to see homegrown radicals form because of the Trumps of the world, and the right wants to impose THEIR christian beliefs as justification which is fucking equally as stupid.
To me, religion is non-existent. As someone whose only religion on Sundays is NFL Football, I think and can unapologetically say if your religion is worth killing for, start with yourself.
Hey, I consider myself a liberal but the whole 'call everyone else an islamophobe and put flags on your Facebook' is what a lot of very unpleasant people have said to me on the Internet. I'd be careful saying stuff like that because it is of the same extreme as the far right douches.
The whole problem with the world right now is extremes. You're either a terrorist sympathiser or a racist. It's pathetic, but people love to be confrontational.
The solution to everything is obvious, it's somewhere in the middle. Sensible compassion. Tolerance. Working together. Accepting and respecting each others beliefs.
But this won't happen. Humans cannot compromise. Religion and culture are too ingrained. It's sad. Very, very sad.
I'm going to jump in and say ISIS is the scum of the Earth. Reading what they did in the Bataclan Theater shows just how barbaric the radicals that are apart of this group and their affiliates are.
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/07/15/french-lawmakers-told-bataclan-terrorists-tortured-disemboweled-victims.html (http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/07/15/french-lawmakers-told-bataclan-terrorists-tortured-disemboweled-victims.html)
Disgusting. They are like modern day barbarians. The problem with this is nobody wants to get some balls and kick their ass which is what needs to happen. Also I looked up what Cory said about the epidemic of rapes since the refugee crisis started and any refugee who does that needs to be sent back to whatever country they came from. I'm sorry but that is not acceptable. Bottom line, that should not be happening.
Quote from: GM Franchise on July 16, 2016, 09:34:03 PM
I'm going to jump in and say ISIS is the scum of the Earth. Reading what they did in the Bataclan Theater shows just how barbaric the radicals that are apart of this group and their affiliates are.
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/07/15/french-lawmakers-told-bataclan-terrorists-tortured-disemboweled-victims.html (http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/07/15/french-lawmakers-told-bataclan-terrorists-tortured-disemboweled-victims.html)
Disgusting. They are like modern day barbarians. The problem with this is nobody wants to get some balls and kick their ass which is what needs to happen. Also I looked up what Cory said about the epidemic of rapes since the refugee crisis started and any refugee who does that needs to be sent back to whatever country they came from. I'm sorry but that is not acceptable. Bottom line, that should not be happening.
Erm... sorry Franchise but that rumour was dispelled. I have a very reliable source close to one of the victims and the tortures did not happen
Quote from: GM Franchise on July 16, 2016, 09:34:03 PM
I'm going to jump in and say ISIS is the scum of the Earth.
The problem with this is nobody wants to get some balls and kick their ass which is what needs to happen.
Nobody is going to argue on your first point Franchy.
The second point though - how do you kick the ass of an organisation with a no real central base and an unknown number of 'agents' in unknown countries.
A lot of politicians that opposed the Iraq war on the basis of this very thing happening are looking mighty wise right now.
And therein lies the rub. How do you destroy or kick the ass of an extremist ideology? You can't bomb it. You can't reason with it. It doesn't seem like you can kill or talk a way out of this problem - which in many ways is of our own making by invading Iraq (for reasons that have been shown time and again to be false) and creating a power vacuum for these people to move into.
It always amazes me that the US and UK didn't foresee the problems that war would cause. Or maybe they did and they didn't care? Who knows.
I always remember this piece by Hunter S Thompson in the aftermath of 9/11 - written the day after I believe - which completely foresaw what would happen next:
"The towers are gone now, reduced to bloody rubble, along with all hopes for Peace in Our Time, in the United States or any other country. Make no mistake about it: We are At War now -- with somebody -- and we will stay At War with that mysterious Enemy for the rest of our lives.
It will be a Religious War, a sort of Christian Jihad, fueled by religious hatred and led by merciless fanatics on both sides. It will be guerilla warfare on a global scale, with no front lines and no identifiable enemy. Osama bin Laden may be a primitive "figurehead" -- or even dead, for all we know -- but whoever put those All-American jet planes loaded with All-American fuel into the Twin Towers and the Pentagon did it with chilling precision and accuracy. The second one was a dead-on bullseye. Straight into the middle of the skyscraper.
Nothing -- even George Bush's $350 billion "Star Wars" missile defense system -- could have prevented Tuesday's attack, and it cost next to nothing to pull off. Fewer than 20 unarmed Suicide soldiers from some apparently primitive country somewhere on the other side of the world took out the World Trade Center and half the Pentagon with three quick and costless strikes on one day. The efficiency of it was terrifying.
We are going to punish somebody for this attack, but just who or what will be blown to smithereens for it is hard to say. Maybe Afghanistan, maybe Pakistan or Iraq, or possibly all three at once. Who knows? Not even the Generals in what remains of the Pentagon or the New York papers calling for WAR seem to know who did it or where to look for them.
This is going to be a very expensive war, and Victory is not guaranteed -- for anyone, and certainly not for anyone as baffled as George W. Bush. All he knows is that his father started the war a long time ago, and that he, the goofy child-President, has been chosen by Fate and the global Oil industry to finish it Now. He will declare a National Security Emergency and clamp down Hard on Everybody, no matter where they live or why. If the guilty won't hold up their hands and confess, he and the Generals will ferret them out by force.
Good luck. He is in for a profoundly difficult job -- armed as he is with no credible Military Intelligence, no witnesses and only the ghost of Bin Laden to blame for the tragedy...."
I think the only thing is not to let hate win. Which is proving to be very difficult.
I don't think anyone has been able to answer that question and the more western society pulls away from the centre ground into extreme right or left, the less likely anyone is going to be to come up with a workable strategy to deal with the threat ISIS (and others - there's a lot of these groups dotted all over the world).
Maybe we can't 'deal with the threat' or stop it. Maybe this is the new normal. That's a damn scary prospect.
And now Munich.
Fucking wisdom tooth + infection = ow fucking ow.
fuck the neighbors and their pitbulls
they just broke through my fence and attacked my siberian husky. its so bad they may need to put her down.....
my kids dont know but my wife is in shambles. we were out and about when my brother called and said they broke through and attacked her. this is now the second time happening and you better believe i will be calling a lawyer. nobody did nothing the first time and i was out $1k. im so fucking furious right now.
You need to be calling the police and filing an official report.
did that already
*update*
they took statements down and my brother who witnessed it, said there will be criminal charges. they are now liable for damaged, fines and restitution which the district attorney will bring up.
that fucking sucks to hear man
If nothing happens, sue the shit out of them. They're liable for medical bills.
Take them to Judge Judy, she hates people with pitbulls.
*update*
we got a laywer on retainer $1500 plus 250 an hr holy shit. the owners of the dog will be sued, the homeowner will be sued and the humane society will be sued due to the fact that they mishandled the whole situation.
Make sure your attorney's fees are included in any settlement you make.
Quote from: Knuckles on August 24, 2016, 01:24:18 PM
*update*
we got a laywer on retainer $1500 plus 250 an hr holy shit. the owners of the dog will be sued, the homeowner will be sued and the humane society will be sued due to the fact that they mishandled the whole situation.
I look forward to my portion of the settlement komrade.
What's the situation with your dog dude?
Quote from: Dorling on August 24, 2016, 03:08:45 PM
What's the situation with your dog dude?
neighbors pitbull broke through my fence attacked and killed my husky. the first offense happened back in jan where their dog pulled my dogs paw under the fence and ripped it skin off. when we complained and made a report, the humane society police said there was nothing we could do since there were no witnesses and it was just "speculation". i had to pay 1k in vet bills then. we warned the neighbors that their dog was violent and they needed to get rid of it and promise to fix the problem (they didnt). i called the home owner about the situation and he did nothing. that makes 3 groups of people who did NOTHING to fix the problem until recently their dog killed mine. since then, criminal charges are being brought up, and we are suing all 3 parties for neglect on top of damages.
this was easily preventable but was ignored. we were told it would be handled and it wasnt. now my dog is dead and their 2 pitbulls are pit down. its sickening
Shit dude, I'm sorry to hear your dog didn't make it. That's appalling.
I had two shoplifters in my store several times in June and July... They made off with about £200 worth of stuff and were blatantly caught on CCTV each time. They went to court last week and pleaded not guilty...
So now I have to go to fucking court to give a statement against them. What baffles me is the evidence given is about as clear as it fucking gets.
Because if you don't show up they get to walk away scot free.
Quote from: Rob on September 08, 2016, 11:55:17 AM
I had two shoplifters in my store several times in June and July... They made off with about £200 worth of stuff and were blatantly caught on CCTV each time. They went to court last week and pleaded not guilty...
So now I have to go to fucking court to give a statement against them. What baffles me is the evidence given is about as clear as it fucking gets.
If your legal system is like ours, they still have the right to plead how they want. Once the trial or whatever you guys call it takes place then the evidence will be used.
Yes the same way Justin, that's what frustrates me. With our legal system they won't get a lot but it's the principle. I'm going to turn up and I think they have pled not guilty because they don't think anyone will do anything about it.
Quote from: Rob on September 08, 2016, 11:55:17 AM
I had two shoplifters in my store several times in June and July... They made off with about £200 worth of stuff and were blatantly caught on CCTV each time. They went to court last week and pleaded not guilty...
So now I have to go to fucking court to give a statement against them. What baffles me is the evidence given is about as clear as it fucking gets.
So effectively you're against due process and the presumption of innocence?
Quote from: Captain Metro on September 08, 2016, 05:10:49 PM
So effectively you're against due process and the presumption of innocence?
Or maybe it's much more likely he's just feeling annoyed about being dragged into it and decided to vent in a thread called "the fuck list".
WHO THE FUCK WOULD DO THAT?
FUCK.
sorry bro, the legal system sucks. im dealing with it myself...
Quote from: Drama Queen on September 08, 2016, 07:06:27 PM
Or maybe it's much more likely he's just feeling annoyed about being dragged into it and decided to vent in a thread called "the fuck list".
Bang on! I've been dragged into it, I wasn't there, I only watched it on CCTV the following day and it's a petty crime. I have to go to court when in reality the video footage should pretty much make it as obvious as it needs to be without me even being required.
Just to make it clear I understand WHY I have to go, the laws in this country require it. I'm annoyed because it should be so cut and dry and that these people have inconvenienced me beyond belief in the last 3 months and even when I go (because I am going), they'll likely get away with a couple of weeks suspended sentence, court costs and with a bit of luck my shops costs.
Forgot to set my alarm before I went to sleep last night... Didn't wake up at 3:30... Woke up at 4:10 instead, still got to work with minutes to spare.
Fuck this day already...
update on the dog situation....
we found out that the neighbors were hiding a 3rd dog, another pitbull. so now theres speculation that animal control were given the wrong dogs for euthanasia.
speculations of using dogs for dog fighting in a different location since they also had 2 other pitbulls which are not in the picture anymore. the rabbit hole continues to get deeper and makes me sick.....yes we have evidence.
my current lawyer is absolutely livid.
Gf and I broke up. I've never had to break up with someone before and I didn't expect to feel as horrible as I do. I spent the last few hours in tears. I know it was for the best to walk away but it hurts like hell trying to explain to her it was nothing she did wrong.
Bro , I feel for you. It was something you had to do. Cry , get it out your system my man and move on. It always hurts at first, but trust me you will feel better as the days and weeks moves on. I always recommend doing things that make you happy , to take you mind off things
So, fuck heart attacks.
Quote from: jagilki on October 13, 2016, 09:01:53 PM
So, fuck heart attacks.
I know that feeling quite while... so you are home I hope
Shit dude, I hope you get a break soon!
fuck the humane society animal control
they called us today and said they are considering this case closed and sending it to whatever DA is working on it. nobody is yet assigned and court is on nov 3rd. most likely they will slap this bitch on the wrist and leave us 50k out and waiting a yr for another seizure alert dog to be trained.
Sorry to hear that. If you're 1000% certain that the only dog remaining at that residence is the one that killed your dog, then maybe he goes missing one night, and ends up in a shelter a few hours away? Those people don't sound like the 'microchip in the dog' type of people.
they are claiming its a dog names cici which is registered as a female but the dog is clearly an un-neutered male. the problem we keep haing with the humane societ animal control is that they dont wanna have to do the damn work. they would rather push it under the rug and move on. lazy fucks
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Quote from: Black Death on November 09, 2016, 05:28:37 AM
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
FUCK!!
just spent 1400 today on xmas and bills, most of the bills got postponed til jan :( so stressed out
Spend less on Xmas?
Quote from: Mike Powers on December 23, 2016, 08:31:39 PM
Spend less on Xmas?
spent about 700 on xmas, kids only. nothing for me or my wife or any other adults. not to mention our anniversary was also skipped. bills needed to come first. just a rough month and since we are also dealing with house selling, and the neighbors lawsuit.i cant wait to see 2016 die....
had another damn Stroke
my body and my mind are pretty much falling apart ...
Quote from: Black Death on January 16, 2017, 04:27:25 AM
had another damn Stroke
my body and my mind are pretty much falling apart ...
Sorry my friend
:(
Sorry to hear that BD :(
fuck mate... feel better
That sucks to hear. You take care of yourself mate.
Echoing what everyone else has said. Please take care.
Best wishes bro.
yes plz rest up
Will say a prayer for you
stay strong big homie!
seriously falling apart and losing it. dunno what to do.....
FUCK!!
Wife just had a miscarrage at 15 weeks. They are forcing her to go into labor. Damn catholic hospital....
😭😭😭😭😭
Sucks bro, sorry to hear that.
Sorry knux :(
Much love bro
Had to return to ER, the idiots forgot the placenta 1 week later.....
Here again.....she lost enuff blood to get weak. Wtf r these doctors doing? Of the job isnt done, dont release a patient
lost my mother fucking wallet
FUCK
Knux the hospital sounds awful.
My mom passed away last night. I've been on and off weeping all day. And right now, I'm dealing with some caregiver related stuff to help take care of my little brother.
So sorry man :(
my condolences brotha
Sorry to hear that Alex. Thoughts with you man.
My condolences on your mum, mate.
...and thats that
after 3 1/2 yrs, getting a divorce. (soon as lease is up in a yr) i wanna destroy something or kill somebody.......
Sorry to hear it man. Hang in there, things will suck for a while, but there is life after divorce.
Quote from: Knuckles on June 09, 2017, 11:33:18 PM
...and thats that
after 3 1/2 yrs, getting a divorce. (soon as lease is up in a yr) i wanna destroy something or kill somebody.......
Sorry to hear that. Not sure what happen, especially considering you seemed to always be there for her. But I too am currently going through a divorce. I have been separated from a year now, living separate, and going through the whole child custody stuff and what not.
Ugh, sorry man.
Quote from: Drama Queen on June 26, 2017, 05:56:27 PM
Ugh, sorry man.
Appreciate it man, unfortunately one of those tough things that is part of life.
Fuck one of my ASMs who is cheating at bay audits and I'm going to have to fire him and a supervisor.
Quote from: Triple B on August 29, 2017, 12:00:37 PM
Fuck one of my ASMs who is cheating at bay audits and I'm going to have to fire him and a supervisor.
So what you're saying is you need a new BOH supe
Quote from: Triple B on August 29, 2017, 12:00:37 PM
Fuck one of my ASMs who is cheating at bay audits and I'm going to have to fire him and a supervisor.
sorry bro , goes to show you people think they are smart when there not
Quote from: Triple B on August 29, 2017, 12:00:37 PM
Fuck one of my ASMs who is cheating at bay audits and I'm going to have to fire him and a supervisor.
How did you discover the cheating?