The Thread Where Character Bios Go

[Jon]

Name: Johnny Quinn
Age: 30
Hometown: South Bend, Indiana
Picbase: Dana White
Background Information: Johnny is not your prototypical WWE writer. He didn't grow up a fan, although he has admitted to watching some wrestling at a younger age. He has no wrestling background. He did however major in journalism while attending Northwestern University. While Johnny was never much of a fan of wrestling, he did take interest in other team sports like football, baseball, and hockey. He has written articles from many acclaimed sports leagues like the FBL, NBL, and FHL. He took on the position to write for WWE creative, not as a dream job opportunity, but as nothing more than another pay day.   

[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

Name: Sir Ian Trumps Of Twatinghamshire
Age: 35
Hometown: Twatinghamshire, England
Picbase:
Background Information: A wealthy estate owner, Sir Ian and his wife Lady Trumps have never had to want for much which has allowed Sir Ian to dabble his silver spoon into a variety of fancy free activities. His most recent daliances include a podcast and starting his own poltical party known as 'Iantopia' which looks to make the wealthy even more so. He likes Vince's attitude to life, but does feel his blue collar image is a little...well beneath him...he secretly hopes to one day write his way into the hearts of wrestling fans. He's sees this as a part time hobby inbetween campaigning against the Christmas film the Snowman and finding ways to laugh at the poor.

[Chris Stern]

Name: Richard Albertstien Stone
Age: 38
Hometown: Scarborough, England(Originally), Hollywood, California
Picbase: Vincent Price

Background info: While orginally from England, Richard moved to the states at a young age to make it big in the entertainment industry. He started out writing and later directing many off Broadway to later Broadway shows before finally getting his shot at working for Hollywood, he worked his way up from screenwriter and was on his way to finally becoming a producer when his dreams were dashed when someone stole his idea for a big time show this with the changing climate in hollywood where big explosion ridden action movies directed by Micheal bay and rehashing classic properties from the 80's and the 90's are the new it thing there just wasn't much call for someone who can actually write. So eventually he was head hunted by WWE based on his history in hollywood but little do many know he has little intentions of staying in creative, no his plans are to eventually undermine and take over Kevin Dunn's position as VP of Television. 

[Fnord]

Name: Fnord
Age: His wrestling knowledge places him somewhere in this mid-thirties.
Hometown: Chicago, IL or Houston, TX or Ft. Lauderdale, Florida or Tokyo, Japan or Mexico City, Mexico
Picbase: - This is his latest avatar as he has no known public photo.
Background Information: The computer troll known only as his screen name "Fnord" has been a long time wrestling fan. After failing of venturing on his own journey into professional wrestling, he moved on to troll the internet in every aspect of wrestling as he could. When his blog caught the attention of the WWE Upper Management and instead of trying to get rid of him, they decided to hire him on! They've never seen his actual face but they keep sending him weekly checks as his ideas are the bees knees (as Mr. "hip-and-with-the-times" McMahon would say!). No one knows the true identity of the internet troll known only as Fnord. For all we know he was the real Anonymous General Manager of RAW!