Memorable Shoutbox Quotes/Conversations

[Stoner]

JackHondo [26|Jul 09:28 AM]:   I understand. I couldn't imagine.
Jon [26|Jul 09:28 AM]:   Where were you treated at?
Dorling [26|Jul 09:28 AM]:   You'll get through it man
GM Franchise [26|Jul 09:29 AM]:   Stay positive
Black Death [26|Jul 09:29 AM]:   i am at northest Methodist
Black Death [26|Jul 09:30 AM]:   on the positive note i lose like 5 pounds lol
Black Death [26|Jul 09:30 AM]:   another bad joke
Jennifer [26|Jul 09:30 AM]:   ... I love you. XD
Black Death [26|Jul 09:31 AM]:   so I have catching up to do
Black Death [26|Jul 09:31 AM]:   in the game
Jennifer [26|Jul 09:31 AM]:   Franchise won a match.
GM Franchise [26|Jul 09:32 AM]:   Yep, the losing streak is OVER!
Stoner [26|Jul 09:32 AM]:   Rob murdered his team.
Jennifer [26|Jul 09:33 AM]:   Then Justin murdered his team.
Jennifer [26|Jul 09:33 AM]:   Then Steven murdered his team.
Black Death [26|Jul 09:33 AM]:   lol
Black Death [26|Jul 09:33 AM]:   damn
GM Franchise [26|Jul 09:33 AM]:   At the same time, btw
Stoner [26|Jul 09:33 AM]:   Then Ty Castrated his team before setting his team on fire with napalm.
Jon [26|Jul 09:33 AM]:   BD, you should read my offseason grades in the FBL Editorial section, that'll help you catch up.
Jennifer [26|Jul 09:33 AM]:   And Josh got Cunningham and Chang but apparently can't rebound for toffee.
GM Franchise [26|Jul 09:33 AM]:   Ty's team is worse than my Spuds team, BD
Jennifer [26|Jul 09:33 AM]:   We don't actually have the week one results yet btw, we're just going off the general news
Dorling [26|Jul 09:34 AM]:   We drafted you a good team BD.
Black Death [26|Jul 09:34 AM]:   i notice ... i owe you guys
Stoner [26|Jul 09:34 AM]:   We put Hondo in charge of drafting for you, but more or less all discussed who and how we should pick for you
GM Franchise [26|Jul 09:35 AM]:   Yeah we did in the chat box
Black Death [26|Jul 09:35 AM]:   need to send you guys some sodas
Jon [26|Jul 09:35 AM]:   I think you being back is thanks enough big guy.
GM Franchise [26|Jul 09:36 AM]:   Agreed
Black Death [26|Jul 09:37 AM]:   damn missed the deadline on the rp ... hope russ understands
Black Death [26|Jul 09:37 AM]:   lol
Stoner [26|Jul 09:37 AM]:   He said it was ok on account of you hadn't been posting anywhere at all
Stoner [26|Jul 09:38 AM]:   If you had been on the boards and doing stuff and missed the deadline it would have been a different matter
Jon [26|Jul 09:38 AM]:   He'll be happy to hear you're alright.
Jennifer [26|Jul 09:38 AM]:   I think this is the mother of all reasons not to RP, mate. XD
Stoner [26|Jul 09:38 AM]:   And once he finds out the latest development I'm sure he'll just be glad to see you're ok like the rest of us are
JustinP [26|Jul 09:39 AM]:   BD is back!!!!!!!!!
GM Franchise [26|Jul 09:39 AM]:   Yeah I don't think the RP will be a big deal after what's happened on your end
Black Death [26|Jul 09:40 AM]:   you guys know me ... I like to keep my promises
JustinP [26|Jul 09:40 AM]:   Sorry if I missed this part of the shoutbox convo, but where you been big guy?
Black Death [26|Jul 09:41 AM]:   i had to go to the hospital , lose my left foot
Black Death [26|Jul 09:41 AM]:   got gang green in it
Black Death [26|Jul 09:42 AM]:   I am diabetic , but I did not know it
JustinP [26|Jul 09:43 AM]:   Aww man, sorry to hear that. Did they say how you got infected with it?
Black Death [26|Jul 09:44 AM]:   yeah , I got cut on my toe
JustinP [26|Jul 09:44 AM]:   Have they already amputated your foot?
Black Death [26|Jul 09:45 AM]:   yep
Black Death [26|Jul 09:47 AM]:   truth ... sometimes I can still feel my toes
Black Death [26|Jul 09:47 AM]:   weird

The box doesn't usually let me c/p things, but I think even it knew BD coming back was worth remembering in the thread.

[jagilki]

I has a scared.

<T-Bone>: Even better
<T-Bone>: We set ourselves up for a killing field
<T-Bone>: And then place huge bounties on each other
<T-Bone>: And if we get into issue, we kill each other
<jagilki>: ......

[Jon]

T(errorist)-Bone

[jagilki]

<jagilki>: Oh and theres T-Boner
<jagilki>: Just in time to suck all the fun out of the place
<T-Bone>: Just in time to suck you

[jagilki]

FINALLY SOMETHING FOR THIS AGAIN

<GM_Franchise>: You started trolling two minutes into the game...
<Jon>: They were losing two minutes into the game....
<GM_Franchise>: ...

[Jon]

Sigh....

<Jon>: And the Chiefs are the underdogs
<GM_Franchise>: Chiefs are underdogs? LOL
<GM_Franchise>: They're already in the playoffs
<Jon>: They are playing their backups....
<GM_Franchise>: SO?
<Jon>: How are they not the undeddogs?
<GM_Franchise>: That doesn't mean a thing
<Jon>: lol
<GM_Franchise>: They're not underdogs

[Rob]

So memorable that I've forgotten it already

[Jon]

So memorable that I've forgotten it already

Can't tell if British humor or just not funny.

[jagilki]

You have to measure how much of the stick is out of his ass to tell.

[GM Franchise]

<jagilki>: this woman BD is lusting on in the topic.
<jagilki>: does she have a weird hybrid of ass and tits... an assbreast?
<Jon>: The underdog Raiders beat the 1 seed Chargers to get into the Super Bowl!!! LOL
<GM_Franchise>: Is she an Assbeast?
<jagilki>: NO NO NO

[Jon]

You have to measure how much of the stick is out of his ass to tell.

+1

[Rob]

Can't tell if British humor or just not funny.

But your memorable shoutbox conversation was funny?

[Jon]

But your memorable shoutbox conversation was funny?

Who said anything about it being funny?

[jagilki]

Not memorable.  Not funny.  Just, when Boredom sets in.

21:03   <capt_Josh>: You can not stop a mexican from stealing yoru identity
21:04   <Powers>: Try changing to my name, see if it works.
21:04   <capt_Josh>: its what we do
21:04   <jagilki>: Can't do it WHILE YOU HAVE YOUR NAME
21:04   *** TJ is now known as Phillip
21:04   *** Powers is now known as YourName
21:04   *** jagilki is now known as Powers
21:04   *** Phillip is now known as Rivers
21:05   *** Trumpers is now known as Talon_Wilkerson
21:05   *** Talon is now known as Jon
21:05   *** Powers is now known as TJ
21:05   *** Jon is now known as DnK
21:05   *** TJ is now known as Jon
21:05   *** Rivers is now known as KOBE_BEAN_BRYANT
21:05   *** YourName is now known as TyTy
21:05   <capt_Josh>: owww i have no idea who any of you are now
21:05   *** DnK is now known as jerk
21:05   *** Talon_Wilkerson is now known as Jagilki
21:05   *** KOBE_BEAN_BRYANT is now known as Shaq
21:06   <TyTy>: I suck and FBL and I throw bitch fests
21:06   <Shaq>: HOWS MAH ASS TASTE!
21:06   <TyTy>: JamesFranchise
21:06   *** TyTy is now known as JamesFranchise
21:06   *** jerk is now known as Powermonger
21:06   <JamesFranchise>: Yes, yes you do TyTy
21:06   *** JamesFranchise is now known as TyTy
21:06   *** Jagilki is now known as Alex_K
21:06   *** Jon is now known as tequila
21:06   <TyTy>: Waaaaaaaaah
21:06   *** Powermonger is now known as The
21:06   *** Shaq is now known as Peyton_Goddamn_Manning
21:06   <Alex_K>: BEST GMS UNITE!
21:06   *** The is now known as BlackLantern
21:06   *** TyTy is now known as Eli
21:06   <Peyton_Goddamn_Manning>: BOW DOWN BITCHES!
21:06   *** tequila is now known as jagilki
21:07   <Eli>: I have more super bowl rings then you
21:07   <Peyton_Goddamn_Manning>: Dad likes me better
21:07   <Alex_K>: Eli...
21:07   *** BlackLantern is now known as Jon
21:07   <Alex_K>: I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!
21:07   <jagilki>: Eli doesn't even have the Manning name.

[Alex Smiley]

You know it's bad when Jag pretends to be AlexK on the shoutbox.