Memorable Shoutbox Quotes/Conversations

[jagilki]

actually Alex, notice the capitalization.  That was somebody pretending to be me pretending to be you.

[Alex Smiley]

That's even worse, lol. Oh, I just realized who it actually was LOL. Y'all are crazy.

[Jon]

That's even worse, lol. Oh, I just realized who it actually was LOL. Y'all are crazy.

I doubt that lol

[Alex Smiley]

I don't even know who I am anymore!

[GM Franchise]

I don't even know who I am anymore!

We know that already.

[jagilki]

partly because it's kind of funny, partly because this thread hasn't seen a post since January

20:39   <T-Bone>: In other news it's raining in England
20:41   <jagilki>: Don't tell me theirs fog too?
20:41   <jagilki>: next you'll say Rob has a stick up his bum
20:41   <jagilki>: there's*
20:44   <T-Bone>: BREAKING NEWS
20:45   <T-Bone>: ROB HOLLANDS SIGHTED IN LONDON TODAY SPORTING A NEW STICK IN HIS BUM
20:45   <jagilki>: aaaand posted to his facebook
20:45   <jagilki>: not really
20:46   <T-Bone>: THE STICK WAS REPORTEDLY MORE STREAMLINED THAN HIS OLD ONE
20:47   <jagilki>: HAS A BUILT IN IPOD
20:47   <jagilki>: FULL OF STUCK UP SNOOTY MUSIC
20:47   <T-Bone>: MR. HOLLANDS COMMENTED HIS NEW STICK 'ALLOWS FOR MORE EFFICIENT GRUMBLING THEN EVER BEFORE'
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20:50   <T-Bone>: LOLOLOLOL
20:50   <T-Bone>: Somehow this is Jag's fault

[Judge]

Time to resurrect this thread:

15:17:22]  <@jagilki>    http://gawker.com/woman-gets-third-boob-implanted-wants-to-be-unattract-1637586099
[15:18:16]  <@jagilki>    BD would still do it
[15:19:38]  <Gates>    So she wanted to be like the one from Total Recall?
[15:19:41]  <~TheJudge>    She just saw Total Recall and did it
[15:19:56]  <~TheJudge>    6/10 not unique, would still do.
[15:20:36]  <@jagilki>    "her biggest dream is to have an MTV reality show."
[15:20:37]  <~TheJudge>    plus if you think getting another boob is going to make you "unattractive" to men, lady, you don't know men very well.
[15:20:48]  <@jagilki>    one for each hand.
[15:20:51]  <@jagilki>    one for the mo....
[15:20:52]  <@jagilki>    uhm...
[15:20:55]  <@jagilki>    nvm.
[15:21:05]  <@jagilki>    already gave that too much thought

[Hondo]

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<Blofeld>: Man fuck you man....
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<jagilki>: wait, you didn't leave contact info...

[jagilki]

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[Duckman]

Was it something you said Jag?

[T-Bonizzle]

16:07      DaPanch slaps Namira on the buttocks
16:07   DaPanch   I want to get along too
16:07   Namira   Saucy.
16:07   TheJudge   unless China filters at a .mp3 level he could download it if he could get to the forums
16:07   DaPanch   so let's go along
16:08      jagilki is jealous
16:08   Gates   I'll get along
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16:08   Namira   look jag there is plenty of pancho to go around
16:08      jagilki slaps Metros ass
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[T-Bonizzle]

17:31   Fnord   BYE!
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17:31   jagiIki   ....
17:31   jagiIki   Midas must of got home
17:32   jagiIki   Midas: "I told you not to go in the chat room!"
17:32   jagiIki   Fnord: "But I was bored."
17:32   Gates   lol
17:32   jagiIki   Midas: "Diner isn't on the table!"
17:33   jagiIki   Fnord: "It'll be done in a bit dear."
17:33   jagiIki   *Midas removes his belt.*
17:33   Gates   It'll get done now!
17:33   jagiIki   Midas: "Assume the position"
17:33   jagiIki   50 Shades of Fnord

[Jon]

Why am I banned from #efk?

[Mike Powers]

Because of your shoes.

[Judge]

Why am I banned from #efk?

That was T-Bone fucking up.  I've punished him appropriately.