The Fuck List

[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

Too much Creatin = extreme explosive I can't control case of the shits...

Tesco survived, bmw leather seats survived, wife's nose and downstairs toilet....not so lucky

[Adam Wrong]

Too much Creatin = extreme explosive I can't control case of the shits...

Tesco survived, bmw leather seats survived, wife's nose and downstairs toilet....not so lucky

genuine LOL

[Adam Wrong]

Ugh, the job market where I live is horrendous, and now with the NDP in charge in Alberta...all the Maritimers like myself that say fuck it here and go work out there are screwed.

Had 2 job interviews last week  for manager positions and both jobs declined because at 22 years old "I don't have enough experience" so they hire 60+ year old senior citizens who are out the door in 3-5 years. I guess two degrees in Management and Marketing as well as 3 years in sales doesnt trump this old Mad Dog Vachon look alike who hasnt spent a day in his life in a classroom nor know what social media marketing is and has 50 years selling vaccumes door to door. Have fun spending your marketing budget in a AM Radio ad.

The best is all the entry level positions want "5 years experience in the field" for all new hires...how am I suppose to get the experience if all the entry level positions to gain said experience....need experience.

Been waiting on my last call today regarding a manager position, figure they would have called by now if they were gonna hire......*puts on stupid visor* back to the min. wage job in a few hours.

Unfortunately speaking as a person interviewing candidates for various roles in the past, real life and work experience counts for a whole lot more than your abilities on paper and it will reflect on answers given during an interview. Management positions in any sector will normally work from within anyway and make the climb a lot more difficult.

So you will - as I have in the past - will suffer the anguish of rejection. But stick at it and the right job for you will come along. Have you got your CV / resume on recruitment websites? They can cost nothing and open a wide range of doors to you especially in the areas in which you specialise.

[T-Bonizzle]

I feel you Cory. Every entry level position ever needs 'experience' which defeats the wording of 'entry level'. It sucks, I can't get a job either in my field so I'm stuck in a warehouse that I hate. I'm on vacation this week and my boss called me to try and get me to come in (despite me being 4 states away).

[Drama Queen]

Too much Creatin = extreme explosive I can't control case of the shits...

Tesco survived, bmw leather seats survived, wife's nose and downstairs toilet....not so lucky

That shits not good for you, fucks up your kidneys. What are you using, C4?

[Justin]

That shits not good for you, fucks up your kidneys. What are you using, C4?

Its more of a myth. Your body naturally produces creatine. As long as you dont consume massive quantities at a time you're ok.


Timing chain broke on my car.  $1200 hoing bye bye

[Drama Queen]

Its more of a myth. Your body naturally produces creatine. As long as you dont consume massive quantities at a time you're ok.


Timing chain broke on my car.  $1200 hoing bye bye

Well I'm no doctor. I guess I'm just basing on my own experience of c4 (which I'll admit was enjoyable in a lot of ways... The buzz is better than alcohol any day) but yeah my piss would be the same color as those puddles of radioactive ooze in the power plant in the Simpsons, and maybe it's just psychological but I felt better overall health wise when I stopped using it, even if I couldn't work out as hard.

[Jon]

$1200 hoing bye bye

At least your money has the Christmas spirit!

[Jon]

Well I'm no doctor. I guess I'm just basing on my own experience of c4 (which I'll admit was enjoyable in a lot of ways... The buzz is better than alcohol any day) but yeah my piss would be the same color as those puddles of radioactive ooze in the power plant in the Simpsons, and maybe it's just psychological but I felt better overall health wise when I stopped using it, even if I couldn't work out as hard.

You don't need supplements to work out hard. The only thing I stand by in terms of supplements is whey protein. Pre-workout and creatine is not only pretty terrible for your body, but a lot of people also use it incorrectly or too much. One of my best friends is a body builder and doesn't use any supplements at all. Not even protein. Is it harder to build muscle? Yeah, probably. But I'll take the harder, healthier, more natural way any day of the week.

[T-Bonizzle]

Well unless you are an Olympic athlete that needs an 8k diet, you'll get all the protein you need from the food you eat. Extra protein from shake or supplements just gets unused if you have enough protein in your diet (and like a 4oz chicken breast just about provides all the protein you need in a single sitting, add some beans and milk or something and you've done it). Obviously your body building friend has it right.

[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

I am pretty happy with my supplement intake. Just thought it was a nice funny story for you all

[Jon]

I am pretty happy with my supplement intake. Just thought it was a nice funny story for you all

Oh yeah, I wasn't trying to be all "don't take it", so if it came off that way, my apologies.

But I hear creatine shits are awful. Reminds me of the Always Sunny episode where the gang does bunches (group dating) and Mac, Charlie, and Frank are in a room to game plan how to go about their conversation. And Mac proposes creatine shits as a good opening topic, haha.

[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

Oh yeah, I wasn't trying to be all "don't take it", so if it came off that way, my apologies.

But I hear creatine shits are awful. Reminds me of the Always Sunny episode where the gang does bunches (group dating) and Mac, Charlie, and Frank are in a room to game plan how to go about their conversation. And Mac proposes creatine shits as a good opening topic, haha.

I can say it was fucking awful lol.

Scenario went is I took my dose and my protein shake prior to work out, but probably had my recovery shake far too quick after work out.

During the workout I was lifting three times the reps I usually can lift, which was great and was able to box more than usual as well. Full of beans...and apparently other stuff

I popped to a local supermarket and had this gurgling sensation in the store, in the carpark post purchase I was proper gurgling and was like...shit...I might shit myself...bearing in mind two important factors

1. I have a $60,000 BMW with cream leather interior
2. I was wearing shorts, tshirt and flip flops

I managed the 2 minute drive home. Got out the car and super gurgles went again. Rang the door bell, literally threw the shopping at my wife. Luckily our downstairs toilet is adjacent to the entrance hallway...I ran in and did sort of a matrix style air shit into the toilet as I literally couldnt control myself and proceeded to Dumb and Dumber the toilet.

The relief after was immense, but the smell was foul as fuck and something I have associated with supplement lifestyle.

Its not for everyone, but I am burning a lot of fat off and have packed on some serious muscle under my fatness...

Becoming a super beast with a tendency for high octane flying shits...its a lifestyle choice.

[Cory]

Becoming a super beast with a tendency for high octane flying shits...its a lifestyle choice.

HAHA, story of my life.

If you ever go to the next level and get on a ECA stack it'll bring it to a whole nothing level. I dont know if Ephedrine in banned in the UK (it is in the states, not in Canada) but that mixed with caffeine your always going to live you life in 45 minute increments of "alright, I havent shit my pants yet".

[J-Reb]

My preworkout usually does that to me.  I'm on a strict schedule - I'm up at 4:15am and at the gym from 4:30-6:30am every morning. 

My preworkout usually kicks in around 5ish and by the time I get home, get a glass of water, I'm about half ready to explode.

It's the price you pay for glory.