Memorable Shoutbox Quotes/Conversations

[jagilki]

TL;DR

[Zombie Gunn]

TL;DR

I wish you had of posted this before I read it.  Now, I want five minutes of my life back.

[Triple B]

I read down about halfway and couldn't take anymore.

I've read Smitty's stuff.  It wasn't THAT good.

And Mania is a POS.  He flaked on Legion in The Experts before... he flaked on Jason Blade AKA Matt Arcara in The Experts.  He, from what I can see, habitually posts late or no-shows, then claims that nobody can beat him in a fair e-fight.

Each time he's "come back" over the years that I've seen him, he's declared "Yeah, I'm a dick.  My bad.  BTW I'm the best thing EVAH!" and talks about how he beat Jesse Gunn in a match one time.  I don't see much of a difference.  I imagine once he knows that he was only marginally interesting when he was one of the guys in charge of places about 10 years ago, he'll declare he has more money than he knows what to do with, and go off to blog about his life somewhere.

[Russ]

[Today at 12:46:20 AM] jagilki: In his bedroom

[Today at 12:46:23 AM] jagilki: with his wife.

[Today at 12:46:25 AM] Triple B: How far you in jag?























[Today at 12:45:52 AM] Triple B: I'm listening to Side A right now.

[Today at 12:46:11 AM] jagilki: SO IS I!

[Today at 12:46:16 AM] jagilki: On B's Speakers....

[Today at 12:46:20 AM] jagilki: In his bedroom

[Today at 12:46:23 AM] jagilki: with his wife.

[Today at 12:46:25 AM] Triple B: How far you in jag?

[Gary]

[Today at 02:07:07 AM] Wild: do any of you here know Greg Anthony?... I need someone to respond lol
[Today at 02:07:10 AM] Sally Twistybolt: toodles!!!
[Today at 02:07:55 AM] Gary: i know him
[Today at 02:08:24 AM] Wild: do you mind talking to me on IM or something? I heard he was unbeatable
[Today at 02:08:58 AM] Wild: and hes in the fed I help run, and that raises some eyebrows
[Today at 02:09:22 AM] Gary: pm me
[Today at 02:09:30 AM] Gary: dont like giving my msn or im to efedding folk
[Today at 02:09:44 AM] Gary: btw wild
[Today at 02:09:50 AM] Gary: do you listen to the podcasts?
[Today at 02:10:30 AM] Wild: lol I have dial up, it would take forever. I just wanna be for sure his legend is real
[Today at 02:11:24 AM] Gary: oh its real
[Today at 02:11:32 AM] Gary: i know him from about 8 years ago
[Today at 02:11:35 AM] Gary: a fed called xcw
[Today at 02:11:52 AM] Wild: has he EVER lost?
[Today at 02:12:06 AM] Gary: guy was champ when i came i came in, never lost it..and i was there for 2 years
[Today at 02:13:01 AM] Wild: WOW. WOW. You wouldnt happen to know where I could find some of his work?
[Today at 02:13:29 AM] Gary: nah, i had lost contact with him, till he showed up here
[Today at 02:13:47 AM] Gary: and xcw was a geocities fed that got lost in the geocities death earlier this year
[Today at 02:15:31 AM] Wild: snap... well Im from PWX lol... The dude who he proclaimed offered him title shots. I didnt but its all good. He joined and I had heard he was unbeatable
[Today at 02:16:06 AM] Gary: well I hope he does good in PWX
[Today at 02:16:20 AM] Gary: anyways im off
[Today at 02:16:24 AM] Gary: night dude
[Today at 02:17:01 AM] Wild: night, thanks for da help

Triple B... be fucking proud.

[Wild]

hardy har har.

[Rob]

[Today at 18:31:34] Russaholic: Anyone know what those car things they have for disabled/old people in airports are called?

[Today at 18:31:41] Rob: Haha, my list has changed since I posted it about 10 times

[Today at 18:31:53] E. Il Ehksahlijoruh: I don't know, your'e disabled, you tell us!

[Today at 18:32:09] M.D.K.: shoulder nibble mobile

[Today at 18:32:18] E. Il Ehksahlijoruh: My list took to long for me to make to make me even think of honorable mentions

[Today at 18:32:24] Russaholic: Cliff that was a rubbish joke

[Today at 18:32:25] M.D.K.: shouldn't laugh - my mum just got classified as disabled

[Today at 18:32:27] E. Il Ehksahlijoruh: and I'm still dissatisfied with it but eh

[Today at 18:32:42] M.D.K.: although i do still call her a spastic to her face

[Today at 18:32:49] Russaholic: lmao

[Today at 18:32:58] Rob: HAHA christ Adam

[Today at 18:33:07] Russaholic: I should ask Fnord...

[Today at 18:33:07] M.D.K.: ahh she loves it

[Today at 18:33:09] Rob: I don't know whether to cry, laugh or send your mum some flowers

[Today at 18:33:27] M.D.K.: i asked if she wanted me to flavour the windows for when she licks them

[Today at 18:33:30] jagilki: I wonder if Blind people can get Handicapped parking stickers.

[Today at 18:33:52] Rob: looooooool

[Hondo]

[Today at 04:15:25 PM] E. Il Ehksahlijoruh: Anyone here ever wake up with the feeling of Godlike power in your hands?
[Today at 04:16:41 PM] AlexK: All the time, Cliff
[Today at 04:17:02 PM] Gary: Judge does that..with EFK at least..he could destroy it with just a lick
[Today at 04:17:04 PM] AlexK: Then I go punch a hole in the wall, and go about my day
[Today at 04:17:06 PM] Gary: click*
[Today at 04:17:23 PM] E. Il Ehksahlijoruh: I didn't say Hulk-power
[Today at 04:17:31 PM] E. Il Ehksahlijoruh: which you could buy Hulk hands for
[Today at 04:18:27 PM] E. Il Ehksahlijoruh: God hands you cannot buy. God hands can only come from a power trip that comes from the denial of human realities.
[Today at 04:19:00 PM] E. Il Ehksahlijoruh: plus, it's a mediocre beat em' up with a tongue-in-cheek sense of humor made from Clover, the company that made Okami
[Today at 04:19:07 PM] E. Il Ehksahlijoruh: that sadly went out of buisiness just a few years after
[Today at 04:19:10 PM] E. Il Ehksahlijoruh: but that's not the point
[Today at 04:20:14 PM] E. Il Ehksahlijoruh: Denial of your own human limitations seems to be the most effective anesthesia... Anyway, I'm ranting and being weird for the sake of it again. So, I'll head off. See you all later
[Today at 04:23:40 PM] AlexK: When did Ultimate Warrior sign up for the EFK forums?

Alex bringin' the gas.

[Russ]

Sorry Alex, but this was fucking brilliant...

[Today at 12:10:52 AM] AlexK: And y'know, I'm really getting tired of that "special olympics" joke
[Today at 12:11:44 AM] AlexK: Maybe it's b/c my little bro's got a disability, or maybe it's because they've got a SO office in my hometown

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[Today at 12:16:56 AM]  * Rob cracks whip
[Today at 12:16:58 AM] Rob: Down boys
[Today at 12:17:27 AM] JackHondo: dont say Down Boys....that offends Alex.

[Hondo]

[Today at 11:15:35 PM] Guille: i said i wasnt gonna work this weekend..and here i am..working..i hate it

[Today at 11:18:15 PM] jagilki: Sombodies gotta roll those Cigars.

[Today at 11:18:51 PM] jagilki: that was bad.

[Today at 11:18:53 PM] jagilki: forgive me.

[jagilki]

[Today at 11:47:45 AM] jagilki: If Josh were female, he'd never stop fondling himself.

[Today at 11:50:08 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: As opposed to now?

[Today at 11:51:02 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: Fuck if it wasn't for work, I'd make Kleenex a booming stock

[Today at 11:51:07 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: I mean ummmmm

[Today at 11:51:15 AM] Capt. Josh Underpants: JUDGE DELETE THAT PLEASE

[Hondo]

[Today at 11:08:17 AM] jagilki: Cliff, we all know you think we all like crappy music.
[Today at 11:08:39 AM] jagilki: and you'll enjoy a concert where a guy plays a dead cat while another guy drives nails into his balls and screams.
[Today at 11:08:43 AM] jagilki:

[Hondo]

[Today at 05:28:42 PM] AlexK: Speaking of tumbleweeds...hi Sally!

[Today at 05:29:52 PM] Sally Twistybolt: ........................................... @

[Today at 05:30:14 PM] AlexK: Love ya too,

[Today at 05:34:24 PM] Sally Twistybolt: ...........................@ .........@ .........@

[Today at 05:36:16 PM] AlexK: Roses? Aw, you shouldn't have.

[Today at 05:36:54 PM] Sally Twistybolt: The roses are for me... you get what they grew in...

[Today at 05:37:10 PM] AlexK: The bush?

[Gary]

LMAO

[Alyssa Ferro]

I woke up....and found this:

Today at 02:37:44 AM] Triple B: For the record...

[Today at 02:37:48 AM] Triple B: My wife has an AMAZING rack.

[Today at 02:37:51 AM] Triple B: Just saying.

[Today at 02:38:01 AM] Triple B: Ask Ian.

[Today at 02:44:21 AM] Token Irishman: I will!