OUT OF CHARACTER BOARD

[GM Franchise]

I look at it like this. My season is a disaster but I've got a core of guys on the same page. This I can work with.

[Jennifer]

I'm a WIP... I've made a lot of mistakes this year - recovered from some of them, still need to deal with others. I still don't know if it's actually Brad that was juicing, lmao (for those keeping score I have now, in various ways, upset half of my entire team). Need Flips to grow a spine and honestly figure out how to dispose of him later... Blah.

[Jennifer]

Is it just me that finds Mutu ever so slightly creepy?

I imagine him like, sliding into my office and then just going "...hello" and staring O_O-like.

[GM Franchise]

Mutu is like a serial killer...I want him. 

[Hondo]

He's like Abed from Community.

[Cory]

James just gonna check some things after work before I comment on the trade...but you have my attention

[Jennifer]

What even is my team

[GM Franchise]

James just gonna check some things after work before I comment on the trade...but you have my attention

Yeah I think it will work due to the attitudes of the players. Less headaches for both of us in the long run.

He's like Abed from Community.

Exactly. Awesome picture. He looks like he has a knife and is hiding in the shadows before using it.

[GM Franchise]

OH NO! The pig has been turned into bacon!

[Hondo]

OH NO! The pig has been turned into bacon!

Poor pig. So young. So full of life. So delicious.

[Cory]

ahahaha

[GM Franchise]

Hello mam we just arrested a player of yours a Bradley Madonna Jones...he gave this as his place of work. He was caught soliciting for male urine in a public bathroom and we found some substance we believe to be anabolic steroids on him. Would you mind if we asked a few questions and looked around?

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LOL and I thought my team had problems.

[Jennifer]

At this point I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

[GM Franchise]

Why is it I get the feeling that some of the teams in the league are going to resemble the D-Block at San Quentin? 

[Jennifer]

So I'm probably getting arrested.

Best GM ever?


(Whilst I don't want to overload on the awards, I genuinely feel, as an away from the game thing, that 'best storyline' would be a great shout-out to make)