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[The TeeJ of Philly]

Nope, you didn't kill anyone. 

That doesn't make you a heel. That makes you a criminal.

[Mike Powers]

Nope, you didn't kill anyone. 

Hence why mine turned out better.

[GM Franchise]

Hence why mine turned out better.

Well at least Cappy isn't an alcoholic anymore...

[Reya Serra]

I think we're forgetting that Franchise also drank the gasoline with Cappy and somehow is still alive.

[Mike Powers]

Franchise was drinking an Appletini. Because murder.

[Jon]

Um...

How is Franchise still employed?

[The TeeJ of Philly]

Um...

How is Franchise still employed?

You don't fire a guy until the pay off is done.

Also, Franchise is not helping his case as we look back on him sending his entire team to the Closeness party.

[Cory]

Haha that thread is awesome.

[Kirk]

It certainly makes dealing with whiny players and coaches seem a lot less difficult or important.

[Hondo]

My wife was trying to tell me something important as I was reading the Anchorage thread. And I busted out in laughter.

She may be angry with me now, and it's possible that I'm sleeping on the couch tonight. So thanks for that Franchy.

[GM Franchise]

Your welcome. Always here to help out my peeps. 

[Ty]

My wife was trying to tell me something important as I was reading the Anchorage thread. And I busted out in laughter.

She may be angry with me now, and it's possible that I'm sleeping on the couch tonight. So thanks for that Franchy.

I guess you can say, he killed your romantic evening

[GM Hannibal]

I guess you can say, he killed your romantic evening

[Mike Powers]

GM FRANCHISE REALIZES WHAT IS GOING ON AFTER THE BUZZ WEARS OFF AND HE SEES THE CRIME SCENE IN HIS OFFICE

HOLY SHIT! I'm going to be on trial for murder!

GM FRANCHISE INSPECTS THE BOTTLE THEY WERE DRINKING AND IT HAS THE WORDS "DELVECHIO BREWING COMPANY" ON IT

Ah, it all makes a lot of sense now. We'll have to give this evidence to the police as well as the tapes from the cameras I had installed in my office. Might help solve the Chucky Dorrance murder as well. Anyway this is what we're going to do. We'll be spending 500K on retiring Cappy Fields' jersey. We'll also spend 1.5 million of PR to build  a Cappy Fields Memorial Alcohol Rehabilitation Clinic here in Anchorage and 250k to hire Hunch the World's Greatest Detective to investigate who gave Cappy this bottle since that's the person or persons who should be looked at. And also someone figure out how I'm not dead right now...

Anyway....

GM FRANCHISE HANDS MING THE BOTTLE CAPPY BROUGHT IN TO GIVE TO THE POLICE

Now last little bit of business before we lock in and the trial is hiring an assistant coach. Let's see if Deuce Callahan will take 2 million for 1 year to work as our assistant coach for his old business associate from Tijuana, Frank Eyes.

[Kirk]

Is Flips available? You'd better sign him up before you starts telling the police about your after hours activities.