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[Jon]

I'm mobile, can someone tell me Melvin Smarts' agent?

He's his own agent.

[Mike Powers]

Thanks.

[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

Guys who haven't locked in let's get a move on here fellas. I know I am not around much in the week, so I need you guys trying to pull this offseason together quicker on weekends etc.

[The TeeJ of Philly]

Yeah, stop doing things with your lives outside of the internet! Those of us who took care of things quickly are waiting.

[Talon]

Weekends are for cutting the grass and playing FBL.

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

Chu need your grass cut señor?

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

Seattle's thread makes my brain feel sad

[Gravedigger]

At this point.... Me too. Me too...

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

why do you keep doing 2 for 1 trades especially after signing someone, you're gonna piss off the agents even more dude

[Gravedigger]

I went over the cap. I was trying to get my team done today so I agreed to all offers from agents, then realized I spent too much.

[GM Franchise]

Seattle's thread makes my brain feel sad

For once I'm innocent of doing that in the Seattle thread. 

[Jon]

The offseason of the Digger...

Trades Troy Marshall to Nashville for Nick Vinyl
Trades for Taft Frazier from Birmingham
Signs free agents: Gustaff Persson, Adrian Pascal, & Flower Moon
Drafts and signs H.L. Downs
Signs free agent: Jada
Trades: Adrian Pascal & Flower Moon to Honolulu for Reiter Mainz & Hudson Goose
Trades Nick Vinyl to Reno for Yuri Snievel
Trades Reiter Mainz to Puerto Rico for Paul Malroy
Signs free agent: Ben Hackman
Trades Paul Malroy, Larry Sampson, Taft Frazier, and HL Downs to Lisbon for Heath McCain, Detron Geins, and Brett Thomas
Trades Harry Allan to Boston for JC McKnight
Trades Tre Majoe, Ben Hackman, & Jada to Jamaica for Babe Ribbs, Kayak East, & Reggie Ferndale
Reggie Ferndale retires
Trades Gustaf Persson, Hudson Goose, & Yuri Snievel to Mexico City for Arnie Steinberg & Liam Frapp
Head Coach Kirk Byways resigns.
Sign Head Coach, Nezra Borgavich
Sign Detron Geins, Brett Thomas, Babe Ribbs, Kayak East, Arnie Steinberg, Liam Frapp, Heath McCain
Sign free agent, Tito Bandana
Trades Babe Ribbs & Kayak East to Auckland for Jomen Akabussa

[Gravedigger]

The offseason of the Digger...

Trades Troy Marshall to Nashville for Nick Vinyl
Trades for Taft Frazier from Birmingham
Signs free agents: Gustaff Persson, Adrian Pascal, & Flower Moon
Drafts and signs H.L. Downs
Signs free agent: Jada
Trades: Adrian Pascal & Flower Moon to Honolulu for Reiter Mainz & Hudson Goose
Trades Nick Vinyl to Reno for Yuri Snievel
Trades Reiter Mainz to Puerto Rico for Paul Malroy
Signs free agent: Ben Hackman
Trades Paul Malroy, Larry Sampson, Taft Frazier, and HL Downs to Lisbon for Heath McCain, Detron Geins, and Brett Thomas
Trades Harry Allan to Boston for JC McKnight
Trades Tre Majoe, Ben Hackman, & Jada to Jamaica for Babe Ribbs, Kayak East, & Reggie Ferndale
Reggie Ferndale retires
Trades Gustaf Persson, Hudson Goose, & Yuri Snievel to Mexico City for Arnie Steinberg & Liam Frapp
Head Coach Kirk Byways resigns.
Sign Head Coach, Nezra Borgavich
Sign Detron Geins, Brett Thomas, Babe Ribbs, Kayak East, Arnie Steinberg, Liam Frapp, Heath McCain
Sign free agent, Tito Bandana
Trades Babe Ribbs & Kayak East to Auckland for Jomen Akabussa

You sure that's all? Feels like I've done more...

[Jon]

That's the cliff notes version.

[Gravedigger]

That's the cliff notes version.

True dat....