OOC - TOP FBL MOMENTS

[GM Franchise]

He's better than Flips, that's for sure.

[Cory]

Nestgate was horrible.

[Hondo]

James averaging 34 points per game in Week One.

I don't mean to be cruel, but that's funny.

[GM Franchise]

James averaging 34 points per game in Week One.

I don't mean to be cruel, but that's funny.

Can I nominate the entire chatbox conversation that is going on right now? lol

[jagilki]

James averaging 34 points per game in Week One.

I don't mean to be cruel, but that's funny.

Donkey with Basketball

[Hondo]

I got yer back James

[Nov 30 21:03:47] jagilki:And introducing YOUR Boise Spuds.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fCufOPSpXg
[Nov 30 21:08:31] JackHondo:James is gonna sign that jackass to a 20 year, $15 mil contract
[Nov 30 21:09:40] JackHondo:And then he'll sign the donkey
[Nov 30 21:10:39] jagilki:Why should James care how long he signs people for?
[Nov 30 21:10:52] jagilki:He'll not be the Boise GM next year anyways.
[Nov 30 21:10:53] The Incredible TyTy:lol true Jag
[Nov 30 21:11:03] Jon:lol
[Nov 30 21:13:52] GM Franchise:The Spuds are force of competitive nature the likes of which the FBL has never seen before and may never see again.
[Nov 30 21:14:52] JackHondo:you can say that again
[Nov 30 21:15:38] jagilki:LOL
[Nov 30 21:15:56] jagilki:Reminds me of the old slogan that used to be on Wyoming road signs.
[Nov 30 21:16:05] jagilki:"Like no place on Earth."
[Nov 30 21:16:12] jagilki:Yeah, because we're on Mars.
[Nov 30 21:16:46] domingo:James does have a good rapport with his coach though.
[Nov 30 21:16:49] GM Franchise:LOL
[Nov 30 21:16:58] GM Franchise:That is why I hired him.
[Nov 30 21:17:12] jagilki:That and you didn't want Flips
[Nov 30 21:17:14] GM Franchise:Franks is the FBL personality I have the best rapport with by far.
[Nov 30 21:17:37] GM Franchise:Flips is an agent anyway. Amos is another stay away from guy.
[Nov 30 21:18:38] domingo:Hey jag, why did your coach ask you to lock in, after you locked in?
[Nov 30 21:19:41] Trumpers:...franchise your team is so shit i think it almost broke the sim
[Nov 30 21:19:51] jagilki:most likely because Ian posted it abut the same time I locked
[Nov 30 21:20:15] JackHondo:lololol
[Nov 30 21:20:25] domingo:LoL
[Nov 30 21:20:36] Trumpers:fucking hell mate i am serious
[Nov 30 21:20:39] jagilki:smoke sparks and broken gears?
[Nov 30 21:20:48] JackHondo:you know Ian...
[Nov 30 21:21:00] Trumpers:this sim is lagging like crazy when your team is simmed
[Nov 30 21:21:01] jagilki:negative scores?
[Nov 30 21:21:16] GM Franchise:LOL good lord
[Nov 30 21:21:21] JackHondo:wait.. nvm. Doesnt apply here
[Nov 30 21:21:28] GM Franchise:It's the Moses Franks effect.
[Nov 30 21:21:47] JackHondo:Its having the hardest time fathoming the awesomeness that is Mo Franks
[Nov 30 21:22:08] Trumpers:Even a shit coach cant do this much damage
[Nov 30 21:22:19] GM Franchise:LOL
[Nov 30 21:22:23] Trumpers:you have literally assembled one of the worst teams possible
[Nov 30 21:22:41] GM Franchise:I can't wait to see these results now
[Nov 30 21:22:58] Trumpers:mate against the toppers your team scored 35 points
[Nov 30 21:23:11] Trumpers:the toppers scored 37 in the first quater
[Nov 30 21:23:11] jagilki:TEAM?
[Nov 30 21:23:30] GM Franchise:35 points?! Dear lord.
[Nov 30 21:23:47] Trumpers:your team scored 33 in the wolves game
[Nov 30 21:23:51] JackHondo:Oh my...
[Nov 30 21:23:58] Trumpers:mason griffin outscored your team
[Nov 30 21:23:58] JackHondo:I feel like we need to have a telethon.
[Nov 30 21:24:00] domingo:*spoilers*
[Nov 30 21:24:08] JackHondo:Im def. feeling the white man's guilt.
[Nov 30 21:24:18] jagilki:Franchy's Kids
[Nov 30 21:24:29] GM Franchise:33?! *faints*
[Nov 30 21:24:48] JackHondo:Won't you spare a reserve combo guard for these poor, starving fans in Boise?
[Nov 30 21:25:13] jagilki:"Trumpers:the toppers scored 37 in the first quater" In a row?
[Nov 30 21:25:18] JackHondo:For the price of a bench power forward, you can bring the satisfaction of at least mediocre basketball to a fan less fortunate
[Nov 30 21:25:20] Trumpers:Sorry for the spoilers...I am just in shock...
[Nov 30 21:25:57] jagilki:How'd they do Defensivly?
[Nov 30 21:26:05] Steven:Oh my god, that is gold.
[Nov 30 21:26:09] GM Franchise:Maybe I should just trade my entire team for David Kradle at this point...
[Nov 30 21:26:09] JackHondo:Send Sally Struthers to each team and beg them for Tom Emanski Defensive Drills videos
[Nov 30 21:26:12] jagilki:Because the best offense is a good defense.
[Nov 30 21:27:13] GM Franchise:My top scorer was probably Fan Mu or Cage Daniels from the sound of it.
[Nov 30 21:27:21] jagilki:And in Boise, the "S" just fell off the sign in front of the arena.
[Nov 30 21:27:23] JackHondo:I think the league should legalize steroids and send truck of anabol to Idaho
[Nov 30 21:27:34] JackHondo:*trucks
[Nov 30 21:27:46] JackHondo:Nah, wont work
[Nov 30 21:27:50] Steven:I won't be much better
[Nov 30 21:27:54] JackHondo:James would get confused and trade for Truck Lynch
[Nov 30 21:27:56] Steven:but this stuff is hilarious
[Nov 30 21:28:32] jagilki:Truck on a truck-load of roids, coached by Franks, GM'd by Franchise?
[Nov 30 21:28:51] GM Franchise:Truck Lynch would be the top scorer on this team.
[Nov 30 21:29:17] JackHondo:We should put jars next to cash registers at convenience stores
[Nov 30 21:29:28] JackHondo:Put a picture of Franks' fart-stained face on it
[Nov 30 21:29:52] jagilki:farts stain?
[Nov 30 21:30:05] jagilki:Hondo, you're doing it wrong.
[Nov 30 21:30:23] domingo:Lmao
[Nov 30 21:31:30] GM Franchise:Hopefully they hit all of their free throws...
[Nov 30 21:31:33] GM Franchise:
[Nov 30 21:31:59] jagilki:Maybe you should of signed the old blind woman
[Nov 30 21:33:40] JackHondo:make her the team capt as well

[GM Franchise]

I got yer back James

+1

[Strike]

I got yer back James

Thank you, I'm now dying of laughter in the middle of my internet cafe at work and people are looking at me funny.

Still worth it.

[GM Franchise]

Thank you, I'm now dying of laughter in the middle of my internet cafe at work and people are looking at me funny.

Still worth it.

This is why I am around. To bring joy and laughter to others in the FBL. 

[Strike]

This is why I am around. To bring joy and laughter to others in the FBL. 

Ian's reaction to the sim takes the cake, you have no idea.

[GM Franchise]

Ian's reaction to the sim takes the cake, you have no idea.

I almost killed the sim. lol

[Jon]

L O L

[Cory]

hahaha

[Ty]

Page 45-46 of texas thread. Starting with fuck off Hans simmar, peaking with cory ranting about wanting to get rid of divas and claiming he single handedly held team together mere weeks after he destroyed it and allowing his entire core team to want out including kamil the league mvp

What do we call that gate

[Cory]

How I didn't get fired I'll never know, but rebuilt that team up again until Sui system kinda fucked it.