2011 Site Predictions

[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

For the record a few of these are in jest and shouldnt be taken personally

1. A major e-fed will close in 2011

2. Roughkut will close

3. RK's popular base will migrate entirely to CWC if they havent already

4. Someone will track someone down they had a fight with in ewrestling and a real fight will emerge and our little fun hobby will be unfortunately cast into a weird negative light

5. Alex will continue to imply he will change...

6. Captain Josh will continue to live out his 'relationships' with our shoutbox

7. Marq will get a big time break

8. Ian will continue to be a grumpy cunt, who though is respected for his contribution to the game is universally not liked and he doesnt care

9.  Someone will finally tell Ruckus to stop stalking our forums...and do one

10. Someone else will turn out to be a bit of a cunt...

11. One of th Knights will move on an the site will look for a replacement

12. That replacement will be Russ

13.  Two people will start dating through EFK

[Fnord]

Awww... no mention of Fnord?

[Triple B]

Awww... no mention of Fnord?

Dude...

Didn't you read #10?

[Black Death]

13.  Two people will start dating through EFK - Fnord and Midas

There you go fnord , fixed for you

[Jason Scene]

10. Someone else will turn out to be a bit of a cunt...

*Raises hand... If he hasnt already turned out to be one *

[Alex Smiley]

Dude...

Didn't you read #10?

"Will turn out to be"

1. Fnord will start dating a girl, and forget he's in a relationship six weeks later.
2. RK and EFK will finally reconcile, with the biggest shock in the form of Duckman finally returning to RK
3. Kapow will be the new RK in terms of anti-EFK sentiments (in the minority, of course)
4. EWZine will close (note: I had to go there to make sure it wasn't already)
5. Zine will reopen under new leadership...Tyrrell
6. Zine will then close and reopen at least 4 times over the course of the year
7. AlexK will continue to make crap jokes...just less frequently, going from 10 times a week to 2
8. At least 4 members of EFK will be in relationships and or get married...and no, not to each other

[jagilki]

....


Alex....


..... DID YOU JUST SUBTLY CLAIM TO CHANGE?

[Fnord]

There you go fnord , fixed for you

Dude...

Didn't you read #10?

hahahahaha, you guys rock

[T-Bonizzle]

13.  Two people will start dating through EFK - Fnord and Midas

There you go fnord , fixed for you

That's a 2010 thing you fool.

[Draeden]

What's the crack with #9? I thought he hadn't been around for a while.

[Rob]

Apparently hes been lingering like a bad case of Super AIDs

[Ryan Ruckus]

Well hell, now I have to post. Been stalking cause I'm. An addict, despite the nagging voice in my head. Was thinking of doing a one-off, like Survive and Conquer or Ascension, but keep talking myself out of it, due to the nature in which I last left the game. (I.e. no showing myself off the face of the planet.)

But I have some predictions for the new year.
1. Tim sentz will sell a screenplay and get the ruck up out of dorothy country.
2. This post will yield no less than 3 emails, calling me a flaky cunt.
3. A new type of fed (or site) will debut and COMPLETELY revolutionize this game.

So that's me.  Happy New Year EFK

[Russ]

1. Ryan Ruckus will tackle his addiction head on and open 'E-fedder's Anonymous'

[Jonny Briggs]

1. MDK will finally snap & charge into EFK Towers with a shotgun

2. He'll be pissed off when he realises that Cliff beat him to it

3. MDK will proceed to interupt the hushed tones of the forums with weird details about what he done with the knights bodies

4. He'll be pissed off when he realises that Russ beat him to it

5. Fnord will post a message 6 months after the deaths wondering why there has been no new podcast

6. Fnord will not understand any of the responses... or the term death... or that Triple (B) was a knight... or the letter "E"

7. Alex K will lose his V plates...

8. ... 2 days after Bill gets released

9. Sam will find a beautiful young lady...

10. ... to smuggle his weed in from Afghanistan (God bless the UK's shit customs & there view that national security < offending anyone)

11. Ian will attend William & Kate's wedding...

12. ... & forever mock how cheaply they did it... god damned peasants

13. We will all have a better year than the last... here's hoping fuckers!

[Adam Wrong]

- Cliff will attempt a return
- It will be universally mocked
- Previous fucktards cast into a negative light will endeavour to make a return
-... and be generally ignored
- I will be called a cunt at least twice more