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JWoww and Snooki

Started by Ian "Wolfie" Trumps, January 19, 2011, 05:33:24 AM

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Kise

#45
January 20, 2011, 09:29:12 PM
Quote from: M.D.K. on January 19, 2011, 08:19:07 AMI just value my cock and wouldn't fuck someone because they were there

This. I don't consider them ugly as all hell, but I just don't have an urge to sleep with them. Now being drunk.. I'd more so go with Jwoww than Snooki because I've come across some ghouls that made me sober up REALLY quick. At least with Jwoww, she's got nice body proportions.

Gary

#46
January 20, 2011, 11:04:33 PM
Quote from: The AntiKise on January 20, 2011, 09:29:12 PM
This. I don't consider them ugly as all hell, but I just don't have an urge to sleep with them. Now being drunk.. I'd more so go with Jwoww than Snooki because I've come across some ghouls that made me sober up REALLY quick. At least with Jwoww, she's got nice body proportions.

Snooki probably can't even spell proportions.

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Kise

#47
January 21, 2011, 01:56:29 AM
She definitely can't spell proportions. In fact I'm pretty sure her book has a ghostwriter.

Ian "Wolfie" Trumps

#48
January 21, 2011, 12:29:27 PM
Quote from: Gary on January 20, 2011, 11:04:33 PM
Snooki probably can't even spell proportions.

Cause when your fucking a girl seeing how far she got on the Hooked on Phonics series is a priority...lol
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Adam Wrong

#49
January 21, 2011, 01:15:41 PM
It is for the age of the girls I fuck










Alex Smiley

#50
January 21, 2011, 01:20:38 PM
Quote from: M.D.K. on January 21, 2011, 01:15:41 PM
It is for the age of the girls I fuck

Cause 50-somethings should be able to know what the word "condom" means. Don't worry MDK, I got your back on this.

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Gary

#51
January 21, 2011, 01:39:45 PM
Quote from: Trumpers on January 21, 2011, 12:29:27 PM
Cause when your fucking a girl seeing how far she got on the Hooked on Phonics series is a priority...lol

She explain Einstein's theory of relativity to me and I still wouldn't fuck her.

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Quote from: jagilki on October 11, 2011, 05:21:41 PM
Midas would chop off his Penis if he thought it would win him a Mafia game.

Level-One

#52
January 22, 2011, 11:52:57 AM
Quote from: Trumpers on January 21, 2011, 12:29:27 PM
Cause when your fucking a girl seeing how far she got on the Hooked on Phonics series is a priority...lol

Well, when it comes to snooki... that just means she's DUMB and UGLY.

Draeden

#53
January 23, 2011, 07:21:20 AM
Quote from: M.D.K. on January 19, 2011, 06:16:18 AM
[Fucking Snooki] would be like fucking a mahogany sculpture of an Ewok

BWAHAHAHA

Testify!

Drama Queen

#54
January 23, 2011, 08:28:51 PM
I don't know how to say this but... I finally seen Snooki on tv today.

Before I knew what she looked like I assumed that yeah I would fuck her, I mean really I'd fuck anything female and even contemplate femminine males if there were no females about... but something actually repulsed me about her when I finally seen her!

I am really upset about this, I never thought the day would come when I would be restricting my opportunites by having standards :(


Hondo

#55
January 23, 2011, 08:31:56 PM
That could be the post of the year.


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