Fine print of Shield VS Evolution contract...

[Mike Powers]

During the contract signing, the cameraman zoomed in on the contract for a moment.  The fine print was visible, and it was a doooozy.  And I quote.....

"World Wrestling Entertainment is a creative genius. The whole creation of the universe was fashioned by his ever-toiling hands. All living mortals should praise his name and image."

[jagilki]

Let's be honest.  If it was your job to write up the fake text for wrestling contracts, who wouldn't include some odd shit?

[Hondo]

I would include the single greatest cookie recipe of all time.

[GM Franchise]

That's an awesome contract opening.

[Mike Powers]

Makes me totally wish we could've seen the rest of it.

[Hondo]

I hear page 3 is the actual document HHH signed with Satan himself to get control of WWE Booking.

[jagilki]

AKA his marriage license.

[Hondo]

AKA his marriage license.

*fist bump*

[Mike Powers]

Thats not what HHH had to bump.





































He had to bump uglies you see.
































With Steph.









































That's how he got into a position of power.





































































































































So I'm told.

[Domingo]

Thats not what HHH had to bump.


He had to bump uglies you see.


With Steph.


That's how he got into a position of power.


So I'm told.

Okay Rothlisberger, we get it.

[Mike Powers]