The Fuck List

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

Fuck my stupid ass boss.  It is now Saturday at 11:30.  Our week starts Sunday at Midnight and we still don't have a god damn fucking schedule out. 

[! JDM The Professional !]

Fuck the cunt who elbowed me in the face last night!! Seriously, show some respect u cunt!

[Duckman]

Fuck the protesters standing outside my work all day today chanting, 'save our schools' and banging a drum.

Fuck your schools, save my job!

Peace

Duckman

[Alex Smiley]

Fuck moochers inviting themselves over for Thanksgiving dinner. I know it's the season of giving, but when have you given us anything but trouble?

[Black Death]

Fuck me ... and the horse I rode in on

[jagilki]

Fuck pussy little bitches who can't fucking work.

A few months ago the kid that worked with me found a better job.  No big deal, except he left without giving two weeks notice. 

That's no big deal, except it threw me under the bus to have to work by myself as we found a new person to hire.

Luckily that only took a week or so. 

However the kid we hired to replace... While starting out good, slowly turned into a problem.  He'd take way WAY too long to do the simplest tasks, he'd get distracted way to fucking easily.  He also had a tendency to start multiple projects then leave them half done.

As the manager of the dept, I was the one getting yelled at. 

Then one day he comes in and gives his two weeks notice.  He's going to move to Kansas to hang with his friends.

A few days later, he goes to lunch, and just never fucking returns.

So, now we've had to hire yet another new person.  This one we hired only because the Boss and the Bosses wife like her.

Out of 7 Days, she's no showed two and been late four... by Late I mean was supposed to be to work at 8 AM and showed up between 11 and 12...

Now this weekend is supposed to be her weekend to work by herself.

I am turning off my phone.

[T-Bonizzle]

Fuck Black Friday because we all know someone is gonna get trampled to death over a flat screen TV.

[Alex Smiley]

I retract my earlier post, on the grounds that the fucking moocher didn't show up after all.

Other than the one who saved us from more stress as a result, fuck people who flake on stuff. It's bad enough in efedding, but not coming to school, work, etc.? Fuck that nonsense. I need my partner for acting class to show up so we can rehearse, and I'm not the only one dealing with it.

[jagilki]

send me an airline ticket, I'll act with you.

[Alex Smiley]

send me an airline ticket, I'll act with you.

It's not "Deer Hunter: The Musical," but I'll consider it lol

[Russ]

Fuck whoever set the fire alarm off and woke up all 29 flats in the block at 2 am to go and stand out in the snow while they checked every fucking flat... not cool...

[Gary]

Fuck whoever set the fire alarm off and woke up all 29 flats in the block at 2 am to go and stand out in the snow while they checked every fucking flat... not cool...

Sorry but thats kind of funny.

[jagilki]

Sorry but thats kind of funny.

Funnier when you know Russ was in Bondage gear.

[Alex Smiley]

Fuck whoever set the fire alarm off and woke up all 29 flats in the block at 2 am to go and stand out in the snow while they checked every fucking flat... not cool...

I love snow, I wish we got it here where I live.

I mean, damn that sucks.

[jagilki]

I love snow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D39Lm_HRfOs&playnext=1&list=PLCA150854996A0038&index=3