The Fuck List

[Kendell Smith]

WTF ANT'S BACK?!

Indeed, I realised I can access the boards in work again. Good times my friend, good fuckin' times. 

Also just to keep in the spirit of things... fuck dodgy coughs after a weekend on the lash.

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

Fuck cardboard boxes

Just a warning to all of you, apparently kicking a piece of cardboard has the ability to nearly destroy your ankle.  Constant walking and lifting of heavy objects has nothing to do with it whatsoever.  I am now a better person for learning that fact.

[Gary]

Fuck cardboard boxes

Just a warning to all of you, apparently kicking a piece of cardboard has the ability to nearly destroy your ankle.  Constant walking and lifting of heavy objects has nothing to do with it whatsoever.  I am now a better person for learning that fact.

Why'd you kick your house?

[Adam Wrong]

hisp on hisp hatred!

fuck having to actually like somebody!

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

Why'd you kick your house?

For your information Guille, my house is made of Plastic not Cardboard.

[Marq]

Indeed, I realised I can access the boards in work again. Good times my friend, good fuckin' times. 

Also just to keep in the spirit of things... fuck dodgy coughs after a weekend on the lash.

Ant, please tell me you'll listen to the tail-end of the last podcast's Side A. You, out of everyone else on EFK, would get such a kick out of it -- I guarantee it.

[Kendell Smith]

Ant, please tell me you'll listen to the tail-end of the last podcast's Side A. You, out of everyone else on EFK, would get such a kick out of it -- I guarantee it.

I haven't, but I will now! Sure what else would I be doing in work tomorrow

[Russ]

Is that the one about the island?

[Adam Wrong]

lmao yes...

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

FML like seriously fuck it.  I have to find a new place to live now.  Just got asked to leave where I'm at now so that my friends aunt can move in. 

[Gary]

Thats what happens you kick your house.

[Ian "Wolfie" Trumps]

I haven't, but I will now! Sure what else would I be doing in work tomorrow

After you have listened to it you will realize two things:

- Although I am no doubt an amazing one night stand, I am also a planner for the future and would make great common law husband material

- B would not

[Kendell Smith]

After you have listened to it you will realize two things:

- Although I am no doubt an amazing one night stand, I am also a planner for the future and would make great common law husband material

- B would not

Well now you have me intriqued!

[Gary]

Fuck heart problems, grandma's in hospital she's like a mother to me fucking sucks!

[! JDM The Professional !]

Fuck asshole cunt guys who take advantage of girls, fuck them without a condom and cum in them. Why? Coz they're fucking ignorant dip shits. Happened last night to a good friend of mine now I have to dip into my holiday fund to get her the morning after pill, because she had to leave work because her anxiety was effecting her. Just goes to show how low some cunts are....