The Fuck List

[Rob]

Ah, so it appears Scott Steiner has hacked Al Black's account...

+1. When I read it, I heard Scott Steiner in my head. It fit perfectly

[Tezmission Black]

Your both fat.

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

Your both fat.

*you're

[Tezmission Black]

FUCKING grammar Nazi's. They piss me off more then people who can't drive, because obviously they understand what I'm trying to write BUT they feel obligated to make fun of the lower educational standards of Texas by correcting me.

Seriously.....DAMN.

PS..I am jus Joshing ya..I dun gives a fucks about that kinda thing.

[jagilki]

FUCK

[jagilki]

They piss me off more then than people who can't drive

[Tezmission Black]

Fuck you jag and your than then thin..you skinny fat ass.

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

Fuck having to get consent from the king just to fornicate. It's bullshit  It's not like we're fornicating with the intent of unlawful carnal knowledge

[Russ]

You have to write to the King to have sex?

Is this just a convoluted excuse some girl's told you?

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

It wasn't just some girl, that's what you told me last weekend

[Judge]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droit_du_seigneur

[jagilki]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droit_du_seigneur

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerd

[Alex Smiley]

These aren't the droits you're looking for, seigneur.

[Russ]

It wasn't just some girl, that's what you told me last weekend

"So, I bought you all your drinks and food tonight! Can we have sex now?"

"No, sorry."

"What?! But I even paid for that really hot guy whose lap you've been sitting on all night!"

"Well, um, you see, you have to write to the King before we have sex. It's the law!"

"Oh I understand, ok I'll just go write to the King."

"Ok, until then, me and this guy are gonna head off. He wrote to the King already. See you soon!"

"Sure, bye! Wait... hang on... which King? Hello? Heeelllooooo? Oh... well... cry wank it is then."

[jagilki]

Obviously since this is Black History month you write to MLK.