The Fuck List

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

Oh no!  Not the Stereo!

hey now how am I supposed to roll up on a fool and let him know I am the baddest mofo on the block without my alpines bumpin

[jagilki]

hey now how am I supposed to roll up on a fool and let him know I am the baddest mofo on the block without my alpines bumpin

Get a fat guy to  beatbox in the back seat?

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

cost too much, i'd have to feed him and the the gas mileage drop from the extra weight just wouldn't be worth it

[Rob]

hey now how am I supposed to roll up on a fool and let him know I am the baddest mofo on the block without my alpines bumpin

do you have a low rider

[Sgt. Josh Underpants]

only when the fat guy gets in the car

[Justin]

only when the fat guy gets in the car

+1

I literally laughed out loud.

[Judge]

Fuck laying in bed for a week +.  This shit sucks

[Rob]

Hope you're feeling better soon mate

[jagilki]

Hope everything turns out a-ok in the end for you Judge.

[Doug E Fresh]

Feel better Judge.

In conjunction with my awesome list post, I had the best weekend ever until my girlfriend decided to steal my spotlight by dumping me.

[Knuckles]

Feel better Judge.

In conjunction with my awesome list post, I had the best weekend ever until my girlfriend decided to steal my spotlight by dumping me.

so wat ur saying is that ur single and on the rebound? lol jk

mine did back in june, 6 yrs wasted all cuz she felt that she needed to "find herself" and it ended up in the bed of some inbred redneck.....

fuck these bitches

[Knuckles]

FUCK!!

i dont understand women. y is it that i can get a girls number (whether they give it to me willingly or they offer it to me) but they dont wanna go out with me? wats the point? wats the whole purpose of giving out a number if ur not interested? y bother?

if i ask for ur number, it means im interested, if u give it to me, it tells me u r too. so then y do they tell me they rnt interested after they give it to me? it makes no damn sense but then i guess women usually dont make much sense anyways. if ur not interested in me, then dont gimme ur number. duh rite? *sigh* 

[Fnord]

They probably notice your bad gramer, bad puncuation and using "text-talk" instead of regular writing like "y" instead of "Why".   

[Drama Queen]

You don't have Benoit as an avatar outside of here do you, like as your Facebook profile picture or anything? Just saying, that kind of thing can be taken out of context. 

Fnord: don't mind some competition for being the least helpful cnunt in this thread do you? 

[jagilki]

Well to be fair.  Knuckles is asking for help getting women, not Midas.